Chapter 12: Old Yue, what are you running?
After Su Xiaomeng's ancient beast egg hatched, it was a little phoenix with ruined three views, and Su Xiaomeng was very disgusted!
Feng Jiuhuang still stuck it on Su Xiaomeng's body with a dead face, like a dog skin plaster!
Because Feng Jiuhuang really shamelessly shouted Su Xiaomeng "Lady, lady", in the end, Mu Rong couldn't help but beat Feng Jiuhuang!
Feng Jiuhuang covered the little tail that had been pulled off the phoenix feathers, as well as the swollen bag on his forehead, and limped to Su Xiaomeng to complain, Su Xiaomeng ignored herself, and Feng Jiuhuang had to change her mouth to "Meng Meng, Meng Meng". Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
So, at the dining table, Su Xiaomeng picked up vegetables for her master, and Feng Jiuhuang climbed onto the table and pointed to the chicken legs and said, "Meng Meng, Meng Meng, the baby wants to eat chicken legs!" Su Xiaomeng had no choice but to roll her eyes and give him a chicken leg.
I didn't think that this phoenix would get worse, I wanted chicken feet after eating chicken legs, and I wanted duck necks for chicken feet, so I was stunned and shouted that Su Xiaomeng sandwiched all the dishes on the table for him!
Hua Murong looked at the dead phoenix who had few hairs on his body and had a faceless tail and asked his own disciples to pick up vegetables, and he really wanted to slap him on the dining table, and he couldn't pick it off!
For this reason, Mu Rong Shangshen "accidentally" broke ten bowls in one day!
Hua Liuliu looked at his master's expression that was about to turn the sky upside down, and slipped away very unambitiously......
Therefore, the dining table became Su Xiaomeng's food for Feng Jiuhuang, and Hua Murong watched Su Xiaomeng put vegetables for Feng Jiuhuang.
You said that it was okay to be presumptuous on the dining table of Feng Jiuhuang, but even Su Xiaomeng dared to enter the bath!
Su Xiaomeng has always liked to soak in hot springs, and every time she takes a bath, she will run to the hot spring on the back mountain to wash her bubbles, so uncomfortable!
Feng Jiuhuang also followed the fart and chased it secretly!
So when Su Xiaomeng was soaking in the hot spring, she saw a skinny and ugly little phoenix emerging from the water, staring at Su Xiaomeng's body in a daze, and said while watching: "Mengmeng, the baby also needs to take a bath, let's go together!" ā
Together! Who's going to be with you! I'm a peacock, you're a phoenix, we're not the same species, okay!
Then Feng Jiuhuang swam over slowly with his little tail, Su Xiaomeng grabbed Feng Jiuhuang's small body and threw it out, Feng Jiuhuang's body turned into a perfect parabola, heading into the distance.
When Feng Jiuhuang was thrown away by Su Xiaomeng, he shouted confidently: "Mengmeng, I will come back again!" ā
For a moment, Su Xiaomeng really felt that Feng Jiuhuang was crossed by the gray wolf, the same persistence, the same dead skin, and the same ...... Cheap......
Feng Jiuhuang really pitied the identity of the ancient divine beast, in fact, he was a cheap bone.
When Su Xiaomeng slept at night, she felt that an unknown object had climbed onto her bed lightly, so she reflexively punched, and Feng Jiuhuang was instantly knocked away, lying on the ground and teary eyes: "Mengmeng, baby is cold ......"
Su Xiaomeng looked at the obviously newly grown fiery red feathers on Feng Jiuhuang's body, and ignored the Feng Jiuhuang rolling on the ground.
Then Feng Jiuhuang climbed onto Su Xiaomeng's bed again, Su Xiaomeng punched again, Feng Jiuhuang landed again, and then climbed into bed again, Su Xiaomeng continued to punch, Feng Jiuhuang continued to land, and then continued to climb the bed......
So and so and so and so and
When Feng Jiuhuang was beaten by Su Xiaomeng for the 123rd time, Su Xiaomeng couldn't help it!
Ya, if you don't sleep, my mother still has to sleep!
Then Feng Jiuhuang was ruthlessly locked into the wardrobe by Su Xiaomenghao!
However, when Su Xiaomeng got up the next day, she found that Feng Jiuhuang, who was locked in the wardrobe by her, was actually lying on her bed, pillowing her arm, biting her fingers, sleeping like a nursing baby!
In an instant, the latent maternal love in Su Xiaomeng's heart was stimulated, and from then on, Su Xiaomeng acquiesced to Feng Jiuhuang sleeping with her.
Su Xiaomeng doesn't mind here, but Hua Murong is not happy over there!
Why can that ugly dead phoenix sleep in his own bed as a matter of course?
That should have been his place!
Hua Mu Rong really regretted giving Feng Jiuhuang to Su Xiaomeng, and knew that he should have broken it and made egg fried rice directly!
Feng Jiuhuang, who was lying on Su Xiaomeng's bed, suddenly felt chills all over her body, and couldn't help but stretch out her paws to lift Su Xiaomeng's quilt and get into it, changing to a comfortable position and continuing to sleep.
Well, it's much better now!
Seeing his apprentice getting closer and closer to the shameless dead phoenix, Mu Rong felt a sense of crisis that he had never felt before.
Last time, it was Chang'e Nannizi, but it's okay, at least she's still a woman, at least she's still a little sister of her own apprentice!
But this dead phoenix is a male! It's still a male of an ancient beast!
Although the current phoenix is not ugly, but in time, when the phoenix's feathers are fully grown, and then turn into a human form, it will be dangerous!
Generally, a divine beast that can be prefixed with eternity, no matter what species, even if the original body is a toad, it can also be transformed into a handsome son, not to mention this phoenix clan that is famous in all directions!
Although the phoenix is absolutely not as beautiful as him after the transformation, after all, he is the eternal god born between heaven and earth, he has been in his current form since birth, and he is still beautiful after so many years, but it is difficult to guarantee that his own apprentices will not dislike others Lao Zhuhuang and turn to the arms of the phoenix!
Hua Murong has the foresight to prevent problems before they happen, so he decided to throw out the time bomb of Phoenix Jiuhuang when the love between Phoenix Jiuhuang and his own apprentice has not yet taken root!
Then Hua Murong went to find Yue Lao in a hurry!
Yue Lao's guy is chic and free, drinking melon seeds, drinking small wine, lying on the rocking chair and humming a little song from time to time, with a posture of being free between heaven and earth.
was idle, but he heard the little attendant report that Mu Rong Shangshen was coming to Yuelao Palace, Yuelao couldn't help but feel strange, how many years has this Murong Shangshen not visited him? Why did you suddenly come here today?
Although he was puzzled, Yue Lao still got up and went out to greet him.
As soon as Hua Murong arrived, the first thing he said was: "Old man Yue, hurry up and give the marriage of the phoenix and nine phoenixes!" It's better to have a toad dog or something! The uglier the better! ā
Yue Lao looked at Mu Rong Shangshen's murderous aura, and his eyelids couldn't help jumping, what kind of character is this phoenix, can actually make the famous Mu Rong so angry that he jumps to his feet?
So Yue Lao asked with a blank face: "God, who is this phoenix?" ā
Hua Murong gritted his teeth and replied: "What kind of person, he is a beast!" A dead phoenix, an ancient god phoenix! ā
Ancient Gods? Oops! Eternal Divine Beast, this is!
So Yue Lao asked Hua Murong to give him three days, so that he could flip through the annals of history to find out the origin of Feng Jiuhuang, and Hua Murong agreed.
However, the old man turned over the entire old palace, but he didn't find the information of Feng Jiuhuang!
Three days later, Hua Murong came to Yuelao Palace again, and heard that Yuelao said that he really didn't find the information of Feng Jiuhuang, and he couldn't make a marriage, so he was so angry that he immediately smashed Yuelao's wine bottle!
Can he not be angry? His apprentices are all in the same bed with Feng Jiuhuang!
Seeing that the feathers of the phoenix were plump day by day, Su Xiaomeng's love for the phoenix was increasing day by day, and he felt as if a knife was hanging on his head, and it would fall down at any time!
And then it really fell!
Hua Murong felt that his apprentice would soon be abducted! So he was so angry that he smashed one of Yue Lao's wine bottles again!
Yue Lao wrinkled an old face like a chrysanthemum, and he was miserable, he couldn't afford to offend this old ancestor! However, there is really no information about the phoenix, and there is no way to know the exact identity, and it is really impossible to set a marriage!
Hua Murong said mercilessly, as soon as this thing doesn't work, he will destroy a thing in the Yuelao Palace one day.
Yue Lao, this old man, loves babies very much, and it hurts more to break his baby than to cut his heart! He didn't believe he wouldn't be able to solve it!
On the first day, Mu Rong Shangshen smashed the wine bottle that Yue Lao was carrying.
On the second day, Mu Rong smashed the carved table made of 10,000-year-old mahogany.
On the third day, Mu Rong Shangshen demolished the gate of the Yuelao Palace inlaid with gold and jade.
On the fourth day, Mu Rong Shangshen cut the roof of the Yuelao Palace made of cyan glazed tiles.
On the fifth day, Yue Lao really couldn't help it.
So Yue Lao gave Mu Rong a bad idea, and drew a scoop according to the gourd, how did Feng Jiuhuang get close to Su Xiaomeng, he followed it.
Mu Rong felt that it made sense, so he did as Yue Lao said.
When Murong Shangshen returned to Murong Palace, Su Xiaomeng was drying clothes, and Feng Jiuhuang stood on Su Xiaomeng's shoulder to talk to Su Xiaomeng.
Hua Murong slashed the phoenix with a murderous eye, and then sorted out his clothes and talked to Su Xiaomeng seriously.
However, this Mu Rong God has always been accosted by others, where is he going to talk to others?
I only heard Hua Murong coughing his throat, looking up at the sky with a deep face, and said, "Disciple, the sun is so big today!" What do you think? ā
Su Xiaomeng looked at the inky sky and the silver moon overhead, and couldn't help but ask suspiciously: "Master, it's night, where is the sun?" ā
Could it be that the master is color blind???
Then Mu Rong Shangshen went straight to the Yue Lao Palace and beat Yue Lao, Yue Lao covered the big bag on his head and asked him to calm down and take his time.
Take your time, how can he take his time??? His own apprentices are almost not his own, how can he take his time?
So when eating, looking at Su Xiaomeng, who was trying to pick up vegetables for Feng Jiuhuang, Mu Rongshangshen mustered up the courage and said to his apprentice with a shy face: "Apprentice, is it okay to clip a chicken leg for the teacher?" ā
Su Xiaomeng looked at his master with an idiotic look and said, "Master, isn't the chicken leg on your right hand?" Moreover, the bare hands are short, and they can't reach it! ā
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Then Mu Rong went to the Yue Lao Palace again and beat Yue Lao silently. Then the old man Yue had another big bag on his head......
Yue Lao really couldn't stand Mu Rong's violent actions, thinking that he was an old man who was about to enter the ground, and his body and bones were not good, how could he stand the toss of Mu Rong God?
This Mu Rongshang's EQ is really low! No! It's simply negative infinity! He can't play well with him anymore!
So Yue Lao packed his luggage that night and sneaked away!
When Hua Murong came to find Yue Lao again, Yue Lao Palace was already empty!
Hey, hey, hey! Joking! What are you running! Come and solve the love rival for Ben God!