After my body came into contact with the man in black, I could clearly feel that the object's body had stagnated. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

But that's all there was to it, and his steps weren't even shaken by my bump.

However, he was knocked to the ground because of my strong momentum.

It's a comforting thing, but when you think about it, I can't be relieved at all.

Then, before I could slow down, the thing immediately pulled me to my chest, and his arm was stuck in my neck.

"You MD, stinky kid, jumping a lot?"

He gritted his teeth as the strength in his hands grew.

I'm actually staring at this garbage throat.

, it seems that not only has his skills been completely reduced, but even his physical fitness has plummeted.

"Stop, stop!"

I saw the merchant, Zhou Xinxin, running over in a hurry to separate me from the entanglement of the short-sleeved man in black.

"How can you be rough with a child?"

Zhou Xinxin pulled me aside.

Child?

Say whom?

The man in black stood up, patted the ash on his body, and said, "Because of this little kid, the traffic jam has been stuck in traffic for about ten minutes, and I figured out that this is a crossroads, and cars in all four directions have stopped moving forward." ”

I looked around, and the cars that had been flowing before I landed were already jammed. As far as the eye could see, I saw several drivers with faces as ugly as if they had seen their own flush toilets blocked, with nowhere to vent their anger and anxious expressions.

They slapped their horns in exasperation, then poked their heads out of the window and yelled at them.

This made me feel a little better.

Although it didn't kill anyone, it had a negative impact on the city, which is quite a good feeling!

"Hahahaha

I couldn't help but laugh.

The man in black looked at me with an inexplicable and unhappy expression. "Are you smiling?"

"What the hell are you!"

If you dare to speak disrespectfully to me, I will kill him!

But......

"You let go of me!" I turned my head and yelled at Zhou Xinxin.

I can't even break free from the bondage of a weak woman!

Oh, my God! Have I degraded to this point! It's even more exaggerated than the IQ drop of normal people after prefrontal lobectomy!

At this moment, my self-esteem is eliminated like a happy match.

"Let go of me!"

I continued to struggle with my self-esteem, struggling to break free from Zhou Xinxin's arms.

"Do you know this kid?" The man's gaze shifted to Zhou Xinxin. The latter's eyes were hidden.

"No... I don't know. ”

"Leave that alone, and take the kids aside." At this time, several drivers surrounded him, surrounded by onlookers, with puzzled expressions and a headless look.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm causing you trouble." Zhou Xinxin, who was originally squatting and hugging me, stood up and bowed to the crowd in several directions one by one.

This damn woman... I bowed and apologized, and I actually lowered my head with my chest.

Why should Lao Tzu be inferior to human beings?

"You let go of the old..."

Halfway through the conversation, I suddenly realized a very shameful question......

This woman... Just now... Chest down my head?

Or in a bent state ...

Other words...

What the hell is getting shorter!?

The woman in front of her is 165cm above the sky, how short does Lao Tzu have to be!!

Before I could figure it out, Zhou Xinxin pulled me and trotted all the way from the zebra crossing to the sidewalk.

I saw several motorcycles coming from far to near the sidewalk on "Traffic Police" spray paint, looking at the crowded intersection with a blank look on their faces.

"Damn, catch a red light, this is what it is?"

"Where's Xiao Zhang, who is the substitute?"

Several humans in identical uniforms disembarked from their motorcycles, palms resting flat on their foreheads to block out the scorching sunlight, and staring out into the center of the intersection.

"Damn, Xiao Zhang is not at the post?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Here's what's going on! ”

Behind them, on the stairs to the right, a man in the same uniform stumbled out, not even having time to fasten his belt. That's when he saw the condition of the road.

The change in his expression was amusing, his face was so nervous that a huge amount of cold sweat broke out, his eyes were flustered, and his speech was stumbling.

"I... I got a tuba, really... I can't hold it back. ”

"Hahahahaha."

I clutched my stomach and laughed with joy.

I give eight points to this cowardly and uneasy expression, which makes me really happy to see it.

"What are you laughing at?"

Zhou Xinxin, this stupid woman, looked at me with an incomprehensible expression.

She didn't understand it, and I didn't bother to speak.

Speaking of which, the look of this traffic policeman at the moment should be regarded as my masterpiece, right?

Without me, there would be no you now. Hahaha.

"Why are you in the middle of the road?" Zhou Xinxin squatted down and brushed the hair on her forehead behind her ears.

I, who was gloating over the little traffic policeman, didn't mean to answer Zhou Xinxin's question at all.

I saw that two of the traffic policemen ran to their posts without saying a word, let me guess, according to the data in the brain, according to the professional behavior of human beings, they should be to manage the traffic order and evacuate the vehicles.

No, no, no, how can you easily let you succeed. Otherwise, wouldn't I have worked in vain?

"Now, tell my sister, where do you live?" Zhou Xinxin's eyes came to a place less than ten centimeters in front of me.

Well, I really want to stop the traffic police, but I seem to have lost my ability. In this way, there is nothing to be done......

"Well, go and kill those two people, and I'll answer you."

I pointed to the two traffic policemen who were far away from me and said to Zhou Xinxin.

Zhou Xinxin looked over there, looked at the direction of my finger again, and after confirming that there was no mistake, she said, "Don't make trouble, little brother." ”

Day.

I was about to open my mouth to fight back against Zhou Xinxin's insults, when I suddenly felt a strange gaze shooting directly from behind Zhou Xinxin.

I traced my gaze to the source, and saw two traffic policemen talking to the shopkeepers on the street, and glancing at me from time to time.

I have a good ear, but the distance is only thirty or forty meters, and as long as I listen a little carefully, I can hear the content clearly.

Aliens after all.

"What you say is true? That little kid appeared out of thin air in the middle of the road? ”

"What I said is true, just now I was eating Chinese food outside the store with a boxed lunch, and suddenly I saw a white light descending from the crossroads."

Although I didn't feel much of it, from the perspective of a bystander, such a landing was quite cool. It doesn't feel bad.

"At that moment, I thought it was the boss's underwear falling off again."

I'd like to ask the brain-dead to take back this description.

"But the next second I realized, it wasn't like that. As soon as the child fell, there was a loud bang, followed by rubble and smoke. ”

Wow, yes, yes, that sounds very emotional, if I'm going to publish a book after I destroy the world, maybe I'll find you as the author, little brother.

"I've only seen this special effects scene twice, and the last time was when I saw my fall into the toilet and splash. Hahaha, it's really similar. ”

If my ability recovers, the first thing I will have to do is find this brain-dead trouble.

"Why don't you write a novel?" The tone of the traffic police seemed a little impatient. "Something to tell me, is that all this nonsense?"

"I'm busy, I think you must be able to prioritize things, and the road is congested right now." The traffic police said in a very disdainful tone.

I think this traffic policeman is probably a captain-level figure, otherwise he wouldn't dare to speak so arrogantly. But it's a pity that if you are so crazy to be a captain, you can only be a captain for the rest of your life.

However, I appreciate his madness, and if I have the ability at the moment, I will give him a good feeling of cherishing heroes and valuing heroes.

To dare to comment like this and perfunctory my deeds is really a sin that deserves death.

I saw him turn his head, his brow filled with anger that had nowhere to pour out, and then his wrinkled facial muscles slowly relaxed.

I think he may have seen that the intersection was indeed full of rubble, and there was a hole in the center that was not too big or too small and about five meters in diameter.

He looked back. "Tell me more about what I just said."

Yes, yes, that's right.

A palm appeared in front of my eyes, dangling.

"Are you listening to me, little brother?"

I glanced at her impatiently.

This stupid woman is annoying.

"If you won't answer me, let me guess." Zhou Xinxin put her fingertips on her chin against her lips, thought for a while, and said, "I guess, you saw the hole in the middle of the road was fun, so you ran over, right!" ”

I gave her a blank look: "Do you think I'm mentally retarded?" ”

"Then you say, what the hell is going on?"

"I'm an alien, and that crater was caused when I fell down."

"Hmm—" She thought for a moment, then returned my words to me as they were. Do you think I'm mentally retarded? ”

You're mentally retarded!

He asked me so aggressively and didn't believe me. Hopelessly stupid woman.

I didn't bother to pay attention to her, and continued to listen intently to the conversation between the traffic police and the clerk.

“…… At the beginning, everyone didn't dare to act rashly, so they didn't dare to come out in the car. We clerks and passers-by all kept our distances in surprise. Then, a little girl opened up the situation, she accused us of not saving us and watching the excitement, and before we could explain the situation, she ran to the scene of the incident. Then we watched with trepidation as she approached the child. Everyone thought that something would happen to her, but the mysterious child... I just stood up and played a set of flower fists and embroidered legs. ”

Showy but impractical skill? Dare to say that what Lao Tzu has learned all his life is to embroider legs? Stinky boy, you're done, I've already remembered your shop, and when my ability recovers, I'm going to use this set of flower fist embroidered legs to beat you into petals, and I will also embroider your torn limbs into chicken legs!

"At this time, everyone was still vigilant, but there was still talk and laughter during the negotiation between the girl and the mysterious child, and everyone lifted their guard and began to keep people going up to investigate the situation."

It's really yours, stinky boy, and compare the tricks of the peerless master to a petty fight.

I am responsible for telling you that you are dead.

"That's the thing?"

"Yes. That's it. I also called the police, after all, the appearance of this child is a bit unbelievable. The police haven't arrived yet, so I'd like to ask you to catch the kid before the police arrive. ”

Hahaha, what about scaring kids, police?

Wait a minute... The police?

According to the explanation of the information in the brain, the police should be the people who belong to the state to maintain social order, right?

From trivial matters to arson and murder, they are in charge of everything.

Their ability to subdue civilians shows that their force is greater than that of civilians.

That brain-dead police are going to arrest me, which means I'm now on the opposite side of the police?

Hahahahahaha

Lao Tzu is now losing all his skills, take this body less than 120cm, fight your mother! You kid is really going to cause trouble for Lao Tzu!

All the functions of my body started with the sound of the engine of the traffic police motorcycle forty meters away from me.