2. Remember to cover someone's nose when you fart

I clenched my fists and straddled my legs slightly outward. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info feel every minute of energy in the body.

Time ticks and ticks.

I don't know how long it has been.

I only felt red in my face and red ears, and I could only use the epidermis of my current body to feel the heat generated by the flow of energy.

The scorching temperature, from the inside out, would tell me when the explosion would be complete.

It's coming, it's coming.

A surging force surged through me.

I know, it's coming.

The feeling of being absent for a long time is like the moment when a husband who has quit smoking for many years sucks nicotine into his lungs again.

It is an inexplicable comfort, refreshing, and relieved.

"Hah... Hah..."

I gasped and stared viciously at the woman in front of me.

Get ready.

Suffer death.

Maybe it was because coming to Earth didn't make me feel comfortable, and the feeling brought by this explosion was different from the feeling of completing the explosion on my own planet before.

It doesn't matter, though.

The energy in the abdomen is faintly haunting, and it is about to come out.

There's a saying on Earth that's perfect for me right now. Anyway...

The mountain rain is coming, and the wind is full of buildings.

My body is about to change dramatically.

As a normal explosion, everything that is fragile within a radius of ten meters will be reduced to powder.

I looked at Zhou Xinxin, and there was a trace of emotion in my heart.

A very delicate girl, saying that Xiang Xiaoyu will die if Xiang Xiaoyu dies, and she can't even leave the whole corpse.

Ay...

I'm not sorry. I'm just immersed in the good sense of self of the ruthless demon king's spicy hand destroying flowers.

If she hadn't provoked me, I could have kept her dead for my mass murder move, but she had to die.

The energy is about to explode.

I'm truly honored that these humans were able to die at the hands of my hole cards.

Waves of energy erupted endlessly from my thighs!

Let's go play in the underworld! Stupid earthlings!

Little girl, this bowl of Meng Po soup is what I invited you. By the way, please get 10 for 10 and forget your stories in the mortal world, and even forget that you have life.

Hahahahaha! …… Wait a minute.

Blah blah blah ......!!

Is there something strange that is wrong?

Endless energy...

From where did my outbreak start?

Interstrands...?

A fatally sobering pungent smell floated through the air.

Zhou Xinxin's face in front of her turned pale, she reached out and pinched her soft nose, pursed her lips, and breathed tightly.

The car owners who parked behind me at the zebra crossing were even more exaggerated, rolling out of the car door with a pompous expression like a skit comedy, and fell to the ground, their hands clenched around their necks, and their faces turned pale.

I subconsciously observed the various parts of my body, and there was no difference from the previous body.

Other words.

The explosion failed.

Or rather.

I've learned a new skill again?!

"Hahahahaha

"Lao Tzu is amazing! On the first day I came to Earth, I learned a new killer move... Vomit..."

The unbearable smell forced my mouth to be choked.

I started throwing up on the ground.

Damn, even such otherworldly reasons can't fool me into the fact that I failed to explode...

You can't even fool yourself.

Dizzy from the stench, I caught a glimpse of the people at the intersection around me, all of them with black lines, half of my forehead shrouded in dark green shadows.

Even the entire sky began to hallucinate like a whirlwind.

I made up my mind that I would have to develop this powerful skill as a bioweapon when I had time. Although this move is a little ......

Vomit......

"You..." Zhou Xinxin just wanted to speak, but immediately covered her mouth and nose again.

When I saw her like this, I was very unhappy.

I don't think anyone likes someone to look like they're going to die after they've farted.

So I said, "Damn, you earthlings with exaggerated acting skills, don't you just have a little ...... ...... vomit"

I was about to be fainted.

When the smell dissipated, some people landed behind the cars in all directions, and they walked straight in my direction.

Knowing that I am not an ordinary person, and daring to approach me easily, these guys are some strong people on the earth?

A smile of excitement tugged at the corners of my mouth.

In the past, I relied on my unique strength advantage to sweep through a city, but I found that when I came to Earth, my ability was degraded, and I couldn't easily solve these garbage creatures as I wished.

Now my mind has changed. One step at a time, with this mortal body, solve them one by one, and kill a bloody road.

I watched as the crowd of people coming up from all around me as they got closer and closer to me, and began to gather my breath, accumulating thick hair, and killing them as quickly as I could.

Although the act of killing one by one is a bit troublesome, there is also the handsomeness of killing one by one.

The first to come to me was a man in black and short sleeves, and I don't need to describe his appearance too much, because in the next second he will become my ghost.

Since it's soy sauce, it's fun enough to give you a second of playing time.

I could feel the air whistling around the edge of my palm, and the friction with the air almost burned my hand.

In fact, at this time, the group of so-called strongmen around can be swarmed up, and I will clean up the ten of you one by one, it is really effortless......

Eh, eh!! Wait a minute!!

my body is hanging!?

Just as I was thinking about desertion, the short-sleeved man in black in front of me lightly neutralized my attack and lifted me up with one hand.

That's when I realized a little bit.

I was so easily subdued by the earthlings, and I lost all my skills when I came to the earth!!

I didn't want to believe the fact that I was carried into the air, and I attacked again.

The punch hit the man firmly, but I didn't have the slightest joy at all, because even I felt it, and the punch was soft and powerless.

And the most unbearable thing for me was that while the guy was taking this punch and looking at me with the contempt of a monkey, my fist actually hurt from the reaction force......

In the words of the earth...

Send the Buddha to the west, and throw it home.

Lao Tzu is an alien visitor......

"Whose child are you, why do you have to block in the middle of the road, are you educated?"

The man who was holding me spoke angrily, and the bad breath mixed between his words was as bad as my previous ultimate.

With a look of contempt and a hint of anger in his eyes, I glared back.

Damn, you earth-like ant-like creature would dare to treat me with such an expression.

"This star is the Proud Demon King, I advise you to let go..."

"Look around, the traffic in this part of the city is blocked because of you."

He interrupted me before I could finish speaking, and this rude behavior me.

I secretly exerted myself in the hope of awakening my power.

But it is useless, this kind of futile struggle is like a constipated patient squatting on the toilet with a red face and red ears but never hearing the sound of feces falling into the water, which is so powerless that it makes people angry.

Damn, I've really lost my power!

Play with eggs! What about Lao Tzu's plan to destroy the earth!

It was as if I had been evacuated, and I couldn't accept this huge setback for a while, so that the words in the mouths of the people around me flowed away like wind in my ears, and not a word entered my ears.

Fortunately, I had a strong psychological quality and quickly adjusted.

The only way I can adjust my mindset is one sentence, and this sentence fills me with strength like an exhausted boy on the basketball court hearing the encouragement of a goddess off the court.

This is what it is.

"This is not true! This is not true! This is not true! ”

I came to life in an instant, and my wrist twisted away from the man's restraints. Then he quickly retreated, elbowed forward, and leaned forward.

I'll call it Savage Rush first.

The man in front of him was defenseless, and he didn't even have any premonitions to avoid.

It's great, target shooting, I'm good at it.