Humility is a virtue. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I don't know when I knew this sentence, anyway, since I was a child, my parents have spoken, my teachers have spoken, and my relatives and friends have also spoken, and my three views have been established according to this.

However, reality will often give you a resounding slap in the face, which will blind you in the head and make your eyes glow.

I remember when I was in college, my teacher asked me to write a scholarship application in the second semester of my freshman year, and I had good grades at that time, and I thought that 3,000 grants and 5,000 scholarships were too much, and it must be a lot of trouble to apply.

As a result, the class guide asked why you didn't write an application?

I didn't feel like I was good enough.

The class guide smiled, and said after a while: Go back and make up for it.

This supplement is five hundred pieces.

I think it's bearable, but after a class, the class leader told me that the price had increased, and it cost a thousand.

Thinking that our class leader is gay, put up with it, give it to him, although I know that half of it is the class leader himself who wants to take it, for the sake of chastity, give.

When I went to the class guide's house to buy things that day, our squad leader told me not to leak my mouth, okay, for the sake of money, let's be humble.

When I came out that day, the class leader said to me: Don't worry, the class guide will not let you suffer, and said that you will apply for a college scholarship, at least 800.

Later, I learned that as long as I had enough grades, I could get a college scholarship, and the class guide's promise was completely false, and of course my grade was only enough for the third-class college scholarship of 500 yuan.

The day before filling out the application, the class leader came to me and said: The class supervisor has made a lot of efforts for you and let you get 5,000, should you express it?

I nodded and said domineeringly: How much?

The squad leader said: Take another two thousand! In addition, you don't need to pay the class fee.

I calculated, the national scholarship is 5,000, the college scholarship is 800, give them 3,000, I can still fall 3,000, be humble!

As a result, the next day, the class guide talked to me at his house, he was wearing a small vest and big pants that day, and when he entered the door, he was cautious and said: "My mother accompanies my brother to take a nap, let me speak softly."

As soon as I entered his small bedroom, he asked me what I thought about the current state of the class. Do you have the mind of the cadre on duty?

I hurriedly said no.

Just kidding, in the freshman year, there was a class leader who was blackmailed by him to take the position of class leader, and wanted to sneak into others, but it turned out that people were not rare, so he stopped doing it, and went to the Youth League Committee of the department, and became the secretary of the Youth League Committee of the department a year later, which is more beautiful than the class leader?

I stood still.

When he saw that this trick was useless, he lay down on the bed and said, "Are you sleepy?" Let's take a nap! ”

I smirked: Teacher, I don't have a habit of napping.

After I finished speaking, my heart was happy, huh! When it's time to lie, it's so smooth.

He pestered again, and I can't be fooled.

He said again: Then you can step on my back!

I said, "Teacher, I don't have anything light or heavy, I'm afraid I'll hurt you."

His face was a little unsightly, and he said, "What do you usually do?"

I said: After class, I will go to the playground with my classmates for a run, run more than ten laps, and then go back to sleep.

This is not nonsense, there is really a run, and at that time, I also participated in the sunshine 10,000-meter run organized by the hospital, of course, I didn't get into the top few.

He finally gave up: Since you don't take a nap, go back! Be careful when you go out, don't wake up your wife and brother.

Ay! I left as if I had been pardoned, and I felt cold sweat when I left his house, and I remembered the task he had given me, and asked me to discuss with the class leader the number of good students in the department.

The class leader looked at me strangely and said: Don't worry about this, I have already discussed the quota with the head teacher.

I immediately understood that I was fooled by the class leader, and the squad leader looked vigilant, thinking that I was robbing him of power, and who was rare.

Humility is a virtue, bah!

Lao Tzu gave in for a moment, and put in 3,000 yuan for nothing, not to mention, and almost lost his chastity, I will go to his uncle's.

Humility is a virtue, bah! Phew, Bah, Bah!