The retina is a little blurry, and I can't see what is in front of me clearly. Pen~Fun~Pavilion www.biquge.info I was lying on the ground at the moment, as if I had just woken up from a coma.

I think I'm probably on Earth.

It's not quite the way I imagined the landing.

In my head, I should have been in the middle of a dark day, slowly descending from the black clouds, the rain and lightning around me shouting and cheering for me, the stupid earthlings looked at me from the sky with a frightened face, and with a wave of my arms, the wind and clouds were the human beings fleeing.

But now this mess is very different from the majesty I envisioned on all sides.

the chicken.

I rubbed my eyes to get my vision back up as soon as possible. But the noise around me was really irritating, with horns and whistles and a large crowd around me.

What the hell, haven't you ever seen aliens?

Fuss......

I stood up and found myself in the middle of the road.

As I expected, my current behavior is hindering the city's traffic, and if the traffic jam continues long enough, it may affect people's lives and even drag down the city's economy.

Hahahaha, Lao Tzu is really a great demon king who does all kinds of evil. Although the way I came to Earth was a bit frustrating, it was still quite handsome if it had a negative impact on the people of the earth!

Wrong.

, I'm here to destroy the earth, and I'm proud of this little thing, is my head broken?

When my vision is fully restored, I am ready to make an explosive speech right in the middle of the crossroads.

I'm going to terrorize these garbage humans who now look at me like a monkey in a zoo, and I'm going to tell them I'm the Demon King who has come to destroy the Earth.

It was as if I could already foresee their trembling bodies and their humble appearance of running away from the desert after listening to my speech.

Prepare to die, stupid earthlings.

"Why are you lying in the middle of the road?"

I frowned slightly, there was someone who didn't know what to do, and dared to interrupt the proud demon king who was about to speak.

?“ Why don't you speak? ”

The young woman who was questioning me had already approached me.

the chicken, still coming? It seems that if she doesn't give this guy a little bit of power, she won't know what kind of etiquette she should maintain in the face of aliens. It just so happens that I need to make an example of the monkeys.

Let me think about how to kill this uncultured thing.

Does torturing her slowly make her feel painful, and let the people around her taste this fear?

No, no, it should be killed with one blow to show the earthlings that I am decisive in killing.

However, as I thought, she spoke again, with a look of affection.

"You answered me, little brother."

Penis?

Call me a little brother?!

the chicken! Insulting me with such a obscene colloquial name as the male reproductive organs of the earth! I can't take it!

A wave of aura surged out from my dantian and converged into the palm of my right palm, and I pushed it out with one palm! As expected, the power of this palm was enough to destroy a building within eight hundred meters, and the woman under the palm must have been wiped out.

I just laughed, but I didn't look behind the palm.

The Demon King never tilts his head to look at the explosion.

That's how confident.

I haven't misestimated the death of a single creature.

Unbelief?

"What do you mean, little brother?"

Believe it or not, I've heard the woman's voice on the Yellow Springs Road. Listen, what a grievance...... Wait a minute!

Sound?!

I withdrew my right palm and looked in amazement in the direction of the palm that came out. I saw that the woman was still standing intact.

She smiled: "Do you want to play guessing with your sister, answer me if I win?" ”

After saying this, she raised her forearm slightly.

What the hell?!

Fight back?!

"Don't go back!"

Leaving behind this sentence, which was like a declaration of war, she began to accumulate strength in place, and from that serious expression, it did not look like a joke!

I've never heard of earthlings who can kill aliens with one punch.

And how can this woman explain the confident expression on her face of me, the unruly and proud Demon King?!

No matter how confused I am, the woman in front of me has already punched!

Hashido Mado!

Before the cry in my heart could be spoken, I saw the woman's fist change its posture after the blow, and her two fingers swung down like a knife.

What is this road?

Could it be that I am not a good visitor to teach this day, and I want to plant it on this unknown woman?

This must not be leng!

However, the woman ignored me completely, and the attack came like a sudden wind.

I felt an irresistible force rushing over me, causing me to subconsciously close my eyes and hold my breath.

In the scene of my head, my body is split in two by the woman, and the two halves of my body bloom to the sides, and the blood and flesh splattered all over the ground.

But.

"Scissors, I won."

I heard her voice again.

When I opened my eyes, she smiled smugly, waving her scissor hands in front of me as if to show off.

I'm a little confused.

This is...... Exercise restraint?

Or is it ......

He's kidding Lao Tzu?!

I haven't cleared up the anger in my heart, and the situation on the field has changed again.

She bent her wrist and poked my palms with her straight fingers, and the cold touch was transmitted in an instant, and my whole body felt like an electric shock.

"I won, oh, I'm scissors, you're paper."

I looked at her at a loss, completely confused.

What is this uncultured guy talking about?

Sure enough, it's a fun time for the stars!

I think I am the proud demon king, but I was actually teased by the earthlings.

I can't bear it!

I put on a stance, bent my elbows and threw a punch!

In my mind, this punch has the potential to swallow mountains and rivers, carrying the wind to destroy and decay half of the city into ruins.

There is no chance of survival under such an attack, if this woman can survive......

I'll just recognize her as a father!

"Eh, Guess Boxing also put on a very imposing look."

I take back my previous words!

Incredibly, the woman survived unharmed.

This ...... Where is it sacred? In the face of such a powerful attack from the Proud Demon King, he can still keep his face unchanged.

No...... No, everything around seems to be ...... All in perfect condition......

That is, my attack did not work?

Such a stupid thing! How can leng!

Regardless of the shock on my face, the woman in front of me made another move. I felt a chill envelop my fists.

"I'm out of the cloth, and I'm winning again."

I took three steps back and made a vigilant gesture.

"Who are you?"

I asked in the language of the country.

"Kid, you should have answered my question first, right?" The woman pouted. "But it's okay to answer you."

This thing can still use such a frivolous tone in battle......

Is it really easy to play? Or is it stupid......

"My name is Zhou Xinxin and I am a college student."

She looked at me, "What about you?" ”

"No, your identity can't be that simple." I say.

I saw a hint of hesitation flash in her eyes, and then revealed, 'What, has it been seen through?!' This expression.

"Truth be told, I'm still working part-time at a maid café......"

"Who asked you this! Are you funny! ”

"Little brother, it's not good to be foul-mouthed at a young age." She has a look of wanting to lead people to goodness.

Penis......

This thing insulted the people of this planet with such vulgar words!!!

I raised my fist in frustration. "Believe it or not, the Demon King beat you up?"

She slowly opened her mouth, looking surprised, and then said.

"I don't believe it."

What the are you......

was so underestimated by a female streamer, this time Lao Tzu was really angry.

I asked her, "Do you know what a 'body explosion' is?" ”

She shook her head.

It doesn't matter, you'll know when you go to hell.

I opened my bow from side to side, my feet bent and my knees slammed on the ground.

"The so-called explosion is a transformation that stimulates one's own potential energy and makes it circulate throughout the body.

On my planet it's called 'Full Transfiguration'.

I thought it sounded too frustrating, so I took the liberty of renaming it 'Explosive Body'. ”

Zhou Xinxin burst out laughing: "Although I don't understand what you're saying, the description of exploding body sounds more frustrating, doesn't it?" ”

Huh-huh......

Just laugh, I'm not going to deal with a dying man. Cherish the last moments of your life.