"Did you say he died?" "I don't know, I'm so hungry, if he dies, we'll eat him, right?" "Shut up and get fat! You want to die! People can't eat it! "But I'm so hungry!" "You can't eat people when you're hungry, Rhubarb was caught last time when he was chased and bitten someone, and now he hasn't come back, so it's estimated that he's dead!" "Then let's go to the back and find something to eat......"

"Oh my head!" Some scattered pictures were spliced in Wu Ai's mind, as if he had rabies, and it rained heavily last night. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info "Who was talking just now?" Wu got up from the ground in a daze, his hands and feet were soft like noodles, and his throat was dry and could smoke. He had just heard two people talking. But when he got up, he saw only two scrawny stray dogs leaving.

Now he couldn't care about it so much, and he endured the weakness of his body, and Wu walked towards the house tremblingly. When he opened the refrigerator, he ate eight bags of instant noodles alone, and drank a pot of water, and Wu Yi felt that there was something in his stomach. I forgot to turn off the refrigerator last night, and a chicken and a small piece of meat inside were spoiled and smelled rancid.

It's just that it's just starting to deteriorate, so the smell is not very big, but in Wu Yi's senses, it's already a terrible smell, but he doesn't hate the smell, on the contrary, he always has the urge to rush up to the big piece of Qiduo. Shake your head vigorously to drive this strange thought out. In order to prove that he is still a normal person, Wu Yi threw the spoiled meat behind the house, and it will lead to another big war later.

Obviously, he had eaten eight bags of instant noodles and drank most of the pot of water, but Wu Yi still felt very hungry, especially the rancid smell just now always made him miss it. "Forget it, go buy some food and come back to eat!" With his financial ability, it was not enough to support him to stop at the restaurant.

Wu Yi simply washed up, changed his clothes, took his wallet and went out. It's just that I don't know why today's nose is so sensitive, and the messy smell in the vegetable market always drills into his nose and makes him very uncomfortable. As soon as Wu Yi squatted down and was about to buy two tomatoes and go back to cook noodles to eat, the woman in front of her let out a huge stinky fart, and the stench spread rapidly, and everyone around covered her mouth and nose, including the one who farted, and she also looked at the old woman who bought vegetables with a disgusted face, as if it was someone else who farted.

But Wu Yi can be sure that the smell is definitely coming from her, the smell is too big, and Wu Yi feels that he will risk his life if he stays here for more than a second. glared at the woman fiercely, Wu Yi left directly, the woman was estimated to be a thief, and when she saw Wu Ill's eyes, she was shocked, and then she thought that she was unconscious and glared back.

Wu Yi was too lazy to see this kind of rotten person, and walked straight to the meat selling area. The meat seller is a fat man who is on the top, and he doesn't know which professor he thinks is with his glasses, and his surname is like his name, and his surname is also Jie. Now pork is so expensive that people are scared to death, and there is no one in front of Lao Jie's meat stall, only a few domestic dogs around.

Wu Yi pointed to the four dogs and said, "I said Lao Jie, your business is good enough, and it has developed into dogs!" These are your new customers, right? "There's nothing wrong with ****! How many times has Lao Tzu told you, but I don't understand the word! "Now that pork is expensive, Lao Jie's momentum is not the same, if Wu Yi said this, he would only smile and not speak.

"Okay, don't grind, hurry up and give Lao Tzu two catties of pork, and give more lean ones, otherwise Lao Tzu will smash your stall!" Wu Ill has been completely attracted by the smell of meat, that kind of fragrance is not an ordinary incense, it is the kind of fragrance in the bones, if it weren't for the fact that there are many people with Wu Ill who have the heart to eat it raw. Lao Xie looked at Wu Ai's constant swallowing saliva and sneered, "I said something wrong, how long have I not eaten meat?" Why are you as greedy as a dog? ”

Wu Yi turned his head to see it, didn't he, they all stared at the meat on the table, and even their expressions were similar, Wu Yi was almost drooling like these dogs. "Get out of your uncle's old solution, no wonder you bow down, it's because your mouth is too damaged! God punish you! Wu Yi fell in love with the big row on the side again, but he couldn't resist the temptation, "Chop that rib for me!" ”

"Roar! Something is wrong and made a fortune, why are you so generous today? "What's the matter? Hurry up, don't you see that I'm dying of hunger? "Lao Jie's knife work is very skillful, and none of the chopped bones jump out when they bang and bang." I want to eat it! Why doesn't it fall off a piece, you say? Wu Yi turned his head and only saw people coming and going, and no one spoke to the four dogs.

"Hey! That's it! Come down, come down! Wu Yi heard someone talking again, but he turned his head and still didn't find anyone, only a dog took two steps forward, staring at a piece of ribs. It's not going to hit the ghost, is it? "Wu is sick and has goosebumps." Lao Jie, did you hear anyone just now? The old man didn't raise his head and said, "I hear, aren't the people in the market talking?" "No, I mean! Oops, I can't tell! ”

Lao Xie had already chopped the ribs and began to put them in a plastic bag, but accidentally one of the ribs fell out directly. "Haha! It's you! "Four dogs rushed up in droves." the dog's mouth so fast! Wu Yi heard it clearly this time, and the sound came from the dog that grabbed the ribs!

"Fault! Defect! What do you want? Wu Zhi excitedly pointed to the dog that grabbed the ribs and said, "It, it, it, just spoke!" Lao Xie said vigilantly, "There's nothing wrong with you, don't pretend to be dead, I'm busy for a long time, if you dare to tell me that you don't want it, Lao Tzu will chop you and buy it!" Wu Yi jumped to his feet and said excitedly: "Really! It just said that it was waiting for you! ”

"Lao Tzu is waiting for money! Hurry up fifty-three yuan eight, don't say that you don't take care of you, just give me fifty-four! "Oh, thank you!" No one believes this kind of thing, in order to prevent Lao Xie from calling the police as a psychopath, Wu Yi threw down the money and ran away with the meat. "Hey, hey! There's nothing wrong with your uncle, it's fifty or four less! Seeing that Wu's illness was gone, Lao Xie scolded: "Who the hell said that you don't know how to count, Lao Tzu is in a hurry with him!" ”

Wu locked the door when he got home, and he needed to calm down now. Wu Yi lit a cigarette and began to think back to what happened a few days ago, if I remember correctly, he should have had rabies, saliva in the trash can, scratches on the bed legs, and the quilt covered with tooth marks are the best evidence. All he remembered was that he had gotten under the bed, and he couldn't remember the way he was crazy, and he couldn't figure out why he was outside.

But at the moment, filling the stomach first is the most important thing, as soon as the ribs are put into the pressure cooker and stewed, I heard someone outside scolding the street, it seems that there are still a lot of people. "Your uncle's one-eyed dragon, this place is obviously our territory, and everything here should belong to us!" "Poseidon! You said this was your territory, and I said it was my territory! This chicken and this piece of meat were obviously discovered by my subordinates first, and according to the rules, they should belong to us! ”

"Meat? Chicken? "If I'm not mistaken, I should have thrown it out in the morning, right? When Wu opened the window, he saw a group of cats and a group of dogs holding on to them, the two groups who often wanted to occupy their own acquisition station. Wu Yi listened for a while and finally determined that he could actually understand the conversations of these cats and dogs. It's obviously some "meow meow" calls, but I can understand what they mean.

The cat and dog war is about to break out, and the cat flies and the dog jumps without saying a word. Poseidon is the biggest bulldog, the one-eyed dragon is a raccoon cat, Wu Yi remembered that the one-eyed dragon should be the cat of Aunt Wang's family, but he didn't expect it to be the Elvis Presley of this area.

Finally, the cat and dog war broke out, and the reason was that because a small milk cat on the side of the one-eyed dragon went over and licked it, and the dog king was furious and led the dogs to rush away, trying to protect the chicken and try to grab the meat. "Woohoo!" "Meow!" When these cries reached Wu Ai's ears, they turned into all kinds of shouts and scolding, mixed with many dialects.

"Oh, I'll you little red guy, dare to catch my balls!" "What are you looking at!" "Look at you!" "You can try another one!" "Try it!" These two look like pus, and they don't use their hands. Poseidon and Elvis Presley are particularly intense, Elvis Presley is a black tiger greedy to take Poseidon down the third road, and the angry Poseidon even burst out of his hometown dialect, "Youmotherfucker!" "Anyway, Wu Yi didn't understand what it meant, but it was definitely not a good word.

In the end, neither party got any benefits, and several of Elvis Presley's subordinates dragged away the meat, and the dog king scolded and took the chicken away.