Chapter 6 Talking to Cats and Dogs

After watching the cat and dog war, the ribs were almost stewed, and the fragrance was absolutely fragrant, which made Wu Yi drool again. Some stray dogs www.biquge.info pen & fun & pavilion were also attracted by the fragrance, and they all squatted behind the Wu Sick House and watched with their eyes.

Wu Yi served himself a big bowl of pork ribs, and ate it to them with the bowl. It's not that Wu Yi is greedy for them, but he just found out that he understood their words, so it's very novel.

"Do you think he'll give us a bite?" A Dalmatian said to a flower dog, "Bones are possible, just wait!" Then a larger black dog said, "How about we go up together and snatch all his meat?" He won't be able to catch up with us! "I haven't seen this black dog Wu Yi, so it's probably new. Huagou said disdainfully, "Don't break your mind, this human is very good, he often prepares food for us, and many of his kind have to live on him, if you annoy him, our brothers in this area will not let you go!" ”

When Wu Yi heard that the flower dog was so oriented towards him, he happily threw a piece of ribs to him. Don't look at people's short legs, but reaching out is not bad at all, and catching it with a somersault, I swallowed it directly without worrying about it. Wu was okay and he said thank you. When the group of dogs saw this, they couldn't sit still, and they all surrounded Wu Ill, barking non-stop.

"Have mercy on me, I haven't eaten meat in a long time!" "Give me a piece, I still have four children to feed!" "I just want a bone, even a mouthful of soup!" Wu Yi hugged the bowl and shouted, "Go, go, go, I haven't eaten enough!" "This opening is a fryer.

"I actually understood what he just said!" "I'm not deaf yet, but how can he talk to us?" "It can't be some kind of soul that has crossed over, right? I remember a movie that was played like this! "I think he was struck by lightning, and last night when I was sheltering from the rain, I saw him struck by lightning." "It's definitely crossed!"

"Hey, hey, it's your white tail, you just said you saw me being struck by lightning last night?" The white tail came out of the group of dogs and spat out a dog saying, "Yes, I heard my previous master say that if there is thunder, you can't climb too high, and you can't pretend to be b, otherwise it will be easy to be struck by thunder, and it is inevitable that you will be split when you climb so high last night!" "To be honest, it's a shame to be taught physics by a dog, but I have almost no memory of last night's incident.

"Tell me what I did last night?" White Tail raised one paw and said, "Three ribs, or don't talk about it!" "Made's been blackmailed by a dog! Wu Yigang wanted to bargain, and a poodle said, "I'm also here, I only need two ribs!" White Tail said angrily: "Maomao, you rob me of business, right!" Woohoo! Then the two dogs got together.

"Hey, hey, stop it, don't you all shut up! Say it together, whoever says the full I will give whoever two pieces! "I'll say it first!" "I'll go first!" "Wang!" "Wow!" ...... It's here again. Wu Yi was also angry, and yelled, "Don't eat it if you don't say it!" The threat worked, and the two dogs were truce.

The white tail said, "Last night you first went crazy in the house, and then ran outside to go crazy, one of my cousins died like that, I thought you were also dead, but I didn't expect you to be struck by lightning and not dead, I'm done." Mao Mao looked at the white tail with disdain and said, "That's it, you still want to eat pork ribs?" Look at the old lady! "I didn't expect her to be a mother.

"Anyway, it was a dark and windy night when you couldn't see your fingers......" "Stop, stop, tell the story?" Can you talk well? Mao Mao said embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, the master used to write novels, and I accidentally said it like this." "The previous owner? I heard that writing novels is very profitable, why did he become an ex? Mao Mao pouted and said, "Make a lot of money, he is about to starve himself to death, if he wasn't hungry and wanted to eat me, I wouldn't have come out to start my own business, Ah Wei next door is still waiting for me!" ”

"Okay, okay, off-topic, hurry up and get down to business!" "Oh, we had a mad dog here a few days ago, I remember you were bitten by him, and you got sick at that time, and we will expel the same kind of people who have rabies, because it initiates madness, and the rabies vaccine is useless, but you are lucky to be struck by lightning, and your body has produced an incredible mutation, so you survived."

Wu Yi was surprised: "You know so much about a dog?" Mao Mao said shyly, "It's actually based on the third-rate novel written by my master, if you want to hear what I can tell you, you can just take care of the food, it must be better than those great gods!" "No need, you can keep it for yourself, these are your two ribs, and the white tail will also give you one!"

Of course, the group of dogs will not stop there, there are those who threaten with force, there are those who beg hard, and what is even more fucked up is that there are also seductive ones, how can Wu be so sick and degenerate that he can look at a dog? As soon as the window is closed, my ears don't hear what is going on outside the window, and I only focus on the meat in the pot. The ribs were a little cold, and Wu Yi was just about to heat up some soup when he saw a little milk cat squatting on the lid of the pot and preparing to grab the meat.

"Stop!" Wu Yi almost didn't scare him into the pot with a loud shout, not because he was afraid of eating, but because he was afraid that he would fall into the pot, such a cute kitten couldn't bear to see him being scalded. The little milk cat was agile, and a tiger jumped down directly, and rushed to the door to look at Wu Zhi vigilantly. Isn't this the kitten that caused the cat and dog war, Wu Yi was very impressed by his black and white ears.

Wu Yi put a few pieces of pork ribs and soup in a small bowl, and said, "You should be able to understand me, come here for you." The cat's personality was originally suspicious, even if he could understand Wu Yi's words, he didn't step forward. Wu Yi put the bowl on the ground, turned around and continued to eat. When Wu Yi turned his head, he had already finished eating and was burying his head in the basin to drink soup. Wu Yi smiled slightly and didn't care about him, stretched his waist and lay on the sofa, what happened in the past few days made him a little difficult to accept.

Whether it's a good thing or a bad thing for him to get such an ability, he can't tell. However, the only thing to note is that it is better to keep it a secret if you have such an ability, if someone knows about it, it is likely that you will be pulled to slices and studied, and finally become a specimen and lie in a glass box.

"Meow" little milk cat may feel that Wu Zhi has no malicious intent, and actually jumped directly on Wu Ai's stomach and meowed, maybe it was too young for Wu Zhi to hear what he was saying. Wu Yi helped him comb his hair, and he purred in satisfaction. "How about you follow me in the future? Not to mention big fish and big meat, but you can definitely open meat every once in a while. ”

The little milk cat shook her head very seriously with her round belly, and meowed in her mouth, anyway, Wu Yi didn't understand, but if people didn't want to, it was not easy to force themselves.

At this time, there was a sound of scratching from the window after Wu was ill, so high that no animal should be able to reach it? Wu Yi held the little milk cat and pushed open the window, and it was the one-eyed Elvis Presley outside. Elvis Presley saw that the little milk cat in Wu Ai's arms made a threatening meow, his waist arched high, and his eyes were very fierce. "Put my baby down! Otherwise, I'll tell my little brother to catch all the rats around! ”

This can't be left out, this is a parent, and I shudder when I think about the situation in the room full of rats. "Don't, don't, I'm just feeding him something, and I'll give it back to you right away if I don't mean anything else!" Wu Yi carefully put down the cat prince under the gaze of Elvis Presley, for fear that he would accidentally fall, if this was the case, he would be suspected of assassinating the prince.

The cat prince happily ran to his father to make love, but was beaten by Elvis Presley, "How do you usually teach you?" You give up your dignity just for that little bit of food? "The little milk cat was trained by his father to have no temper at all, and his head was lowered and his mood was a little low.

Wu Yi couldn't bear to persuade, "Okay, he's just a child, don't be too strict." "You know what? He will inherit the throne in the future! The country I have laid down must not be lost in vain! ”

Well, this is a family matter, Wu Yi has no right to interfere, and he can't imagine its iron-blooded country, I remember that just now he was chased by the dog king named Poseidon, and he didn't know where he came from, the Elvis led the cat prince away, and Wu Yi was going to continue to do business.