Chapter 59: A New Plan
Wu's mother hugged Huang Mei, who was crying bitterly, and comforted, "Oh, oh, good, Mom will definitely call the shots for you!" As soon as I heard Wu's mother say this, Huang Mei cried even more happily, her mouth was as open as a catfish, but no tears came out. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "Wu Disease, Wu Disease, it's not a mother to say you, your brain has not been good since you were a child, and I haven't blamed you for your bad study, at most two hits to relieve boredom, uh out of anger, you said how can you not even handle your own marriage affairs!" ”
Wu's mother glared at Wu Yi with hatred, and then pulled Wu Yi and whispered, "You are stupid, your father-in-law is just scaring you, what else can he say when you lead his grandson to the door?" This is a bit beyond Huang Mei's control, obviously she doesn't understand how passionate a mother is about holding her grandson, it's like smoking in the gas station, setting off fireworks in the natural gas - just a little bit!
Wu's mother put their hands together and said, "Listen to Mom, you two hurry up and conceive another fat boy, I'm not afraid that my in-laws won't agree when the time comes, it's not too late for us to get married and then tell him!" "It's not too late! Tired and tired to raise your daughter for more than 20 years, suddenly one day your daughter came to tell you that she was married and her children would play soy sauce, and you didn't know anything.
Then the two of them lived in the same room, originally Huang Mei occupied Wu Ai's bedroom, Wu Ai slept on the sofa in the living room, Sophia basically slept in the bathtub, so that it was convenient for her to eat supper in the middle of the night, in fact, she could also live in the wash basin, it was so easy to be flushed down the drain. As for Tang Seng, he has basically never slept in bed since he came here, he has been bound to the computer!
In fact, there is still a room in Wu Ai's house, but it is the place where Wu Ai is a warehouse, and it is relatively messy, and now that Wu's mother is here, she has to clean it up. Anyway, with Sophia here, just move things out and you're done. After Wu Yi finished moving things, Wu's mother was about to go in to clean up with a basin of water, and saw that Sophia had come out, and Wu's mother asked Wu Ying curiously, "Why is this girl suddenly so dark?" Is it a make-up remover? ”
How did she know that Sophia's clear water had turned into muddy water, so she just had to take a bath. Mother Wu came out of the clean room with a look of amazement and said, "This girl is really quick with her hands and feet, how long has it been, and there is not even a little ash in it now!" Then he regretted and said, "It's a pity, it would be better if I grew taller, there are not many girls who love housework so much now, so where did this girl come from, isn't it your neighbor?" ”
"Of course not, do you see that there are people living around my recycling station, and the only hotel has to walk more than a hundred meters!" "Then who is she, she looks so young, only fourteen or fifteen years old, right?" At this time, it was another test of Wu Ai's ability to make up nonsense, "She is my assistant here, specializing in cleaning and bookkeeping. Wu's mother slapped Wu Sick's head, "You lack heart, just like this, do you still ask for an assistant?" ”
"No, she has a bad brain, so it's my friend and her sister, I think he is pitiful and took her in, no need to give money!" Wu Ill worked hard to portray Sophia as a strong woman who was mentally handicapped but persevered since she was a child, disliked by her family but never discouraged, saying so well that even she was moved, and not writing a novel by herself is really a big loss for the starting point Chinese Network.
Although there is only a little tail left in summer, there is still some residual heat, and don't all goddesses love to bathe? "Sophia, come and see if the shower head is blocked, why is there no water?" It's convenient to have Sophia in it, what sewer pipe is blocked, as long as she puts her hand in it and it won't take a while to open it for you, Wu Yi also wanted to post a small advertisement for two sewers, but the color printing is too expensive to be stillborn.
Watching Sophia turn her arm into soft tentacles, Wu Yi suddenly had an idea, if Sophia was allowed to get into the water pipe and bring things out, wouldn't it be possible to avoid everyone's sight? Just at this time, Hu Xiaohua called, "Hey Wu Sick, I'm a bearded, I thought of a way to get things out!" Wu Yi was in a good mood at this time and said, "Hey, so coincidentally, I just came up with one, otherwise let's exchange ideas and see whose ideas are good?" ”
"Wait, I'm almost at your house, let's talk about it!" Listening to the ecstasy that could not be concealed in the tone of the goods, he knew that he was very confident in his method, and Wu Ying really couldn't think of any better way than Sophia. Hu Xiaohua arrived after a while, I didn't expect this cargo to come on a tricycle, more than 1.8 meters tall plus a wide body, pedaling this tricycle has a strong sense of disobedience!
"Let's go, I'll have a treat, let's talk while eating!" What a good person, I'm still worried that my mother can't get a decent meal, but as soon as people come, they have to invite guests to the restaurant, which is really embarrassing, and I have to be polite. "Don't play at all! Xiaohua invites us to go down to the restaurant, let's eat! "As soon as I heard that someone was treated, everyone rushed out!
Tang Seng just ate enough instant noodles, Sophia went to the soda, and Huang Mei was completely idle and wanted to have a good time, it is estimated that playing Wu Ill is also for this reason. Hu Xiaohua saw that so many people suddenly ran out, and she was a little empty: "I brought more than 300 yuan today, you can take it easy!" Wu said boldly, "It's okay, it's a big deal, press your tricycle there, go!" ”
Then a group of people directly took the beard that turned into a bitter gourd face away, and Wu's mother was too tired to take the train, so she didn't ask Wu Yi to help her bring some food back. In fact, she was not tired at all, but she was afraid that if she went as an elder, she would make Wu Sick and they couldn't let go.
"Lao Wang! Where did the death go? Come out and my brother is here to solicit customers for you! "Lao Wang didn't come out, it was his daughter-in-law who came out, that peerless vinegar jar. Wu Huang still doesn't know what she does, and he doesn't know what her surname is, so he shouts to his younger siblings when he meets him. Lao Wang's daughter-in-law first glanced at Wu Yi strangely, and then said, "Jianqiang has something to do today, if you don't dislike it, I will cook for you to eat!" ”
What else can I say about this, anyway, this is just such a restaurant, if you want to go to the restaurant, you have to go to the city, and besides, Lao Wang's cooking skills are so good, his daughter-in-law will definitely not be far behind! "Okay, you can watch it, let's go to the private room and wait, if you need help squeak!" It seems that the old Wang's daughter-in-law really doesn't like to talk much, so she nodded and went into the kitchen to cook.
Sophia has already drunk it, and in her words, "It's a great joy in life to binge drink two bottles of soda and lie on the ground and experience the thrill of bubbles bursting in your body!" "Anyway, someone treats people without spending their own money, Sophia drank four bottles in one go, and it seemed that she drank a little too much, and everyone was swollen.
"Come to Lao Hu, let's discuss it before the dishes are served, you talk about your plan first." As soon as Hu Xiaohua said that her plan was simply dancing with her eyebrows, her eyebrows were about to be twisted into twists as if she was dancing. "My plan is like this, Sister Huang will raise the temperature in the toilet to her heart's content, if it's too hot inside, those two foreigners will definitely not be able to stay, and then we will take advantage of the weakness and take things away unconsciously!"
"You're doing a good job, but the question is how to explain the sudden spike in temperature? Didn't Huang Mai say that he must not startle the snake, in case he is discovered, the investment project will be completely over! Hu Xiaohua said depressedly: Then what do you say? Wu Yi said proudly: "You still have to look at me, right?" Let Sophia get through the hose and bring things straight out, it's simple, rough and practical! ”
"It's better for you to do this, they never thought that anyone would be able to climb out of the pipe!" Just when the two of them were about to high-five and celebrate, Huang Mei, who was teasing the miscellaneous angel chicken, said quietly, "Sophia is naturally not a problem to go in and out, the question is how she can come out with that cup when she goes in, the cup can't be stuffed into the water pipe, right?" The sweat on Wu's brain came out in an instant.
I didn't expect that my seemingly perfect plan would have such a fatal flaw, if I waited for Sophia to go in and get the cup, I found out that I couldn't take it away, it would be so embarrassing! Tang Seng said disdainfully: "Speaking of which, you still have no ability!" Huang Mei raised her eyebrows and said, "I don't know what Elder Tang thinks?" "Listening to her tone, I was very unhappy, and I didn't want to help Tang Seng gradient.
Tang Seng is notoriously snobbish, and when he saw Huang Mei's anger, he hurriedly explained, "No, no, I mean that if my Wukong is even if Bajie is here, a Tu Dun will come back with things, why is it so difficult!" Huang Mei said leisurely: "Can you be sure that Tu Dun can wear cement and steel bars?" "Uh, eat the vegetables!" After eating for a while, Huang Mei said: "Actually, we don't have to bring things out at all!" ”