The dishes made by Lao Wang's daughter-in-law taste really good, but there are some side effects, diarrhea! Even a strong goddess like Huang Mei has diarrhea, not to mention Tang Seng and Wu are sick, their faces are like gold leaf and their bodies are like paper, and they are talking about these two, and they are about to collapse. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info I heard that Hu Xiaohua has been admitted to the hospital, and it seems that she is about to become a martyr.

"Oops, I'm really sorry, my daughter-in-law doesn't know why, the taste of cooking is no problem, but it's a little bad, whoever eats has diarrhea!" Wu glanced at Lao Wang weakly and said, "You pull it down, even if your daughter-in-law wants my life, she doesn't need laxatives to be so poisonous, right?" Look at the old Tang pull, everyone is pumping! Wang Jianqiang jumped up in a hurry, "Don't talk nonsense, what is poisonous or not, my daughter-in-law is not that kind of person!" ”

"Ouch! No more! Wang, send me paper! Wu Yi covered his buttocks and ran to the toilet before he even had time to take the paper, the toilet in the house had been occupied by Huang Mei, and the two men could only find a place to solve it by themselves. Old Tang was already soft, but fortunately there was a chair shelf for him to hold onto, otherwise he wouldn't even have the strength to squat. "Lao Wang, come here! It's not your daughter-in-law who did it, you still have the face to hide back, believe it or not, I'm going to report you? ”

Wang Jianqiang pinched his nose and walked over reluctantly, saying, "Don't talk nonsense, it's not a problem with the dish at all, that's my daughter-in-law's reason." Wu Yi exclaimed, "Is it really your daughter-in-law's poison?" No, I haven't been looking for you these days! Wang Jianqiang waved his hand again and again and said, "Don't talk nonsense, what is poisoning, my daughter-in-law doesn't know why as long as she cooks the dishes, she will definitely have diarrhea after eating, but it is absolutely not poisonous, I didn't detect anything when I took it for testing!" ”

"I'll go! Can you make up a better nonsense? I've never heard of this special feature! "Oops! What I said is true, when I chased her for a while, she didn't agree, and then I couldn't stand my stalking, and put forward conditions, as long as I ate all the dishes she cooked, I thought she was deliberately embarrassing me, and only later did I know when I got married, even if she takes a cup of tap water for you, you will have diarrhea when you drink it! ”

You don't believe it or not, Wu Ying really can't think of any poison that can make Huang Mei, who is a god, miserable. "Forget it, I really didn't expect your daughter-in-law to have this hand, so I won't pursue you, and it's over when I go back and invite us to have a good meal, you help me up first, my legs are numb!" Wang Jianqiang hurriedly helped Wu Zhi up, "Brother Sick, you are so interesting, I was afraid that you would treat me as a psychopath, I didn't expect you to believe it so quickly!" ”

If it weren't for Wu Ill himself and not being a normal person, he wouldn't be able to believe anything, Lao Wang's wife's ability is too fucked up, and he specializes in his own people! If she went to work at the waterworks, it is estimated that the whole city would be paralyzed!

After two whole days, Wu's diarrhea was finally cured, and now it is a relaxed mess. In the words of Tang Seng, "I now feel that I am extremely pure, and there is no trace of filth in my body, Amitabha!" "Can nonsense not be pure, after two days of pulling my stomach, my intestines are about to come out, and my stomach is now empty, and I need to make up for it.

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"I said you guys are reliable, in case they find out that we are busy in vain!" Wu Yi didn't have a good breath and said, "Do you have any other good way, these two people are like the door gods, and they want to bring them out under their noses, unless you can be invisible, or take something invisible." Hu Xiaohua was completely speechless, it's true, those two foreigners probably like the taste of going to the toilet, they don't leave, they eat there, and they go in every minute, it's not a problem with the prostate, it's diabetes insipidus at all!

Huang Mei's plan is: since the things can't be brought out, let him hide them in a different place, anyway, it's impossible for foreigners, turn the toilet around, right? This is indeed a way to do it, the question is where to hide? The toilet is so big, it's obvious where you hide it, Gu Louis inquired, the foreigner is hiding things in the water tank, if you change the water tank for people, it won't work at all.

"Ernie-chan, it's okay for me to get into the sewers, the problem is that I'm afraid I'll get lost, if you can get in and locate it, it's fine." I had to do it for a long time and I had to go in by myself. At this time, a pregnant woman suddenly walked over, and Wu Yi had an idea, "Why don't we dress up in disguise and pretend to be a pregnant ladyboy, I'll go in and take out the contents of my stomach, and then stuff the cup in!" ”

Everyone looked at Wu Ill and didn't speak, Wu Ill was looked at Mao, "What do you mean, don't stop talking, can it be done?" Hu Xiaohua sighed, "How long is your brain, the brain hole is too big!" Huang Mei said in disgust, "Not only is it big-brained, but it's also very perverted!" "Tang monk recites the Buddha's name" Amitabha, the donor's taste is so heavy! ”

Let's talk about how I became a pervert, "Hey, hey! Pay attention, I'm here to give my life to the mission! If you don't get moved, forget it, and taunt me with all your might! Huang Mei said disdainfully: "Fart's dedication!" You just want to be a shemale! "Hey! How do you speak, you have to speak clearly today! ”

"Sophia turns into a jj to show him!" "Oh!" Sophia, the child, was obedient, and as soon as she finished agreeing, she saw a stick bulging out from under her, just like riding on a mop, and stretched out one for the elderly. The three men present all glanced down at themselves and smiled weakly. Huang Mei covered her face and said, "You're too big, make it smaller, yes, bulge your belly." ”

A brand new pregnant shemale is out of the oven! Her appearance proves that such a beautiful must be a boy! Anyway, even if Sophia strips naked and tempts him now, he will definitely not be able to get hard, this thing not only hurts his self-esteem, but he is also afraid of being exploded, which is a psychological problem. "Your Sophia's disguise is so good, do you still need it? You've just thought about it yourself, shemale addiction! ”

"I swear to God that I absolutely don't mean that, just thinking that Sophia can drill into the pipe, and forget about her ever-changing!" Obviously, no one believes what he said, just look at Tang Seng's obscene expression. Huang Mei began to command again, "Sophia, your face has become Wu's ill, and you take back your chest!" Wu Yi said curiously, "What are you doing here, why do you want to become a man?" ”

"Have you ever seen a man get pregnant?" Don't say that I haven't seen it yet, Huang Mei clasped her hands to her chest and said proudly, "I have thought about the script, Sophia was originally a woman, but later changed sex and became a man, and after marrying a girl, I knew that my wife used to be a man, and in order to realize the dream of having a child for the two of them, she resolutely used her body to successfully conceive!" "Do you think Huang Mei is a bit condescending to be an editor?

Wu Ai has been dizzy, who is the man and who is the woman, and who is pregnant? Hu Xiaohua is worthy of being mixed in the army, and his logical analysis ability is absolutely strong, anyway, he is the only one who understands the three of them, and he is talking to the Yellow Charm God. Sophia was completely ignored, her water head couldn't figure out such a complicated interpersonal relationship, she only knew that as long as she succeeded, Huang Mei would reward her with a case of soda.

Huang Mei quickly frowned again: "Why do you feel that something is wrong?" Hu Xiaohua touched her chin and said, "I feel this way too, but I just can't remember it." A gust of wind blew, and Tang Seng's eyes were filled with sand, and he was squeezing his eyebrows and asking Wu Yi to help him blow it. Huang Mei slapped her face and said, "I know, the gender has changed, I definitely can't look so ugly, I should become Tang Seng!" ”

Hu Xiaohua jumped up and said, "Yes, yes, yes!" That's it! Sister Huang, you are so talented! Huang Mei waved her hand with a pretending to be forced, "Low-key!" Low profile! Wu Yi's hand trembled, and he almost poked Tang Seng into a blind man, "Lao Tzu is looking for you to provoke you?" Lao Tzu is ugly there! Tang Seng's expression was the same as constipation, "Although you are telling the truth, I am indeed a little handsome, and I am miserable, but I will be very unhappy if you pretend to be a shemale in my appearance!" ”

"Get out of the way, who's asking for your opinion!" Sister Huang has always been so unreasonable. Wu Yi grabbed Tang Seng and said excitedly: "What do you mean!" Where is Lao Tzu inferior to you? If you don't make it clear today, Lao Tzu will send you to the western sky! "Phew! Do you think that the master is afraid that you will not succeed, look at Lao Tzu's iron head work! ”