Since Dad Wu came, Dad Wu was like crazy, dragging Dad Wu around every day, Bai Shizhong and Qi Qin became full-time drivers and bodyguards, doing nothing every day, just accompanying these two people. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Wu Ill swears that he is almost bored to death, usually one thing is just over and another will follow, and there is no time to catch his breath at all, but there is really nothing to do lately, and the silence is scary.

Today, Wu is sick on Saturdays and Sundays, and he is basking in the sun with Poseidon with nothing to do, and one person and one dog are all belly up, comfortable and comfortable. The weather forecast says that today is the last warm day of winter, and it is time to get moldy if you don't get a good sun. One person and one dog don't want to talk, it's not bad to be surrounded by warm sunlight like this, at least Wu Yi doesn't even bother to move his fingers now.

It wasn't until an unknown object was blocking him from basking in the sun that he opened his eyes irritably. It turned out to be a dog, it looked clean, and it shouldn't be a stray dog with a homeless neighborhood around. This dog's eyes are very strange, and there is a playful look in his eyes, even if other dogs are smart, they will give you a contemptuous look at most, this dog's expression is too rich, right?

"Brother Bo, let your little brother get away and block me from basking in the sun." Poseidon may have fallen asleep, and he didn't seem to be paying attention to Wu's illness at all. It's the same if you come by yourself, anyway, I'm a demigod now, so it's really not a big deal to call a dog. "Who is that, I ordered you to dodge, you blocked me from basking in the sun!" In the past, you don't need to ask, as long as you use the word "command", any animal will get out of the way like a robot, but today this seems to be a bit special!

"Hey, you're not going to be deaf, are you, don't you understand?" It turned out to be a husky, this kind of dog doesn't know whether he was born with a low IQ or stupid cuteness, he will always misinterpret your various commands, or maliciously sell cuteness, and finally make a series of jokes, and then you look at him stupid and can't bear to punish him. Since it is a mentally handicapped child, it is not good to scare people, just block a little sunshine, just turn over and continue to sleep.

Just fell asleep, the dog's paws began to pull his hair again, Wu Yi couldn't sleep, sat up and said angrily: "You're hungry, right, come with me, there are still some biscuits at home, it's cheap for you, and when you're done, let's leave quickly, I have a female who hates dogs, if she sees it, she will turn you into a roast pig!" ”

Tang Seng is still playing games day and night, it may be the credit of his feet, otherwise normal people would have killed themselves so early. "Get out of the way, I'll get the cookies." Tang Seng didn't take his eyes off the screen: "Are you hungry?" "I'm hungry, I'm here for the dog." "Oh." This guy just asked casually, he didn't have a brain at all, and when you asked him, he definitely didn't have any impression at all.

It's not good to eat cold things for people in winter, but fortunately, there is an oven made by Sophia herself that can also be used as a microwave oven, you just put something like heating in it, and then take it after a second You scold your mother, Wu Ai has tried many times and is very clear. Milk and biscuits, it should taste good, put it in front of the husky: "Eat, find a place to play after eating, it's really not good to recognize a big brother, it's not bad to mix in this place." ”

I don't know why I always want to sleep recently, I haven't woken up in the past few days, by the way, my own sofa was finally changed, I had no legs, and then I was stepped on by Wu Xingyun A hole, and I was sprayed with blood by Wu Laoer, how can I ask for it, Wu Sick doesn't accept this kind of thing even if he collects waste, and the ghost knows that there has never been a dead person on it, so Huang Mei took the coolie Tang Seng and Wu Ill, rushed to the owner of the furniture store, and finally traded for a new sofa for 250 yuan.

The new sofa is comfortable, lying on it is very soft, and I want to fall asleep in a daze, but I don't know why the bastard of the beast god suddenly jumped out of my mind, and I was so scared that Wu was completely awake, they are all huskies, this guy can't be the beast god, right? The front feet are still eating on the ground, how can they run to the table now? is still crossed by Erlang's legs, and he is his own home!

"That's not right! Who are you! Wu Yi sat up suddenly, like a corpse. Tang Seng was frightened by Wu Ai and jumped down from the stool and sat on the ground. "What kind of nerves do you have, who else can I be, I'm your uncle!" "Oops! No, you see who this is! Tang Seng looked at the husky who was licking the biscuits and said, "Why are you giving the dog food on the table again, it's time for Huang Mei to fix you again." ”

"No! I didn't give him food on the table, I put it on the ground for him! Tang Seng said strangely: "Yes, it wasn't you who put it on the table, it was he who brought it up with a dog's paw, you go back and use this reason to explain to Huang Mei, see if she can slap you in the face!" The husky suddenly raised his head and held the bowl and said, "Can you have another bowl, I haven't eaten enough." ”

Tang Seng said angrily: "Why do you eat so much!" As he spoke, he took the bowl and went to pour the biscuits again. Picking up the biscuits, he realized that something was wrong, twisted his neck and asked Wu Yi: "How can I understand what the dog is saying?" Wu Yi was about to cry, and nodded with a bitter face. Tang Seng was like a patient with Parkinson's, and the big bag of biscuits that were shaking in his hands was only one bowl by him, and the rest was all poured into his collar.

Trembling and about to pour the milk, Hutchis suddenly said, "No need to heat it, it doesn't taste good if it's too hot." "Tang Seng was excited, and the milk nourished Wu's face." Big brother, this is the biscuit you want, you use it slowly, it's okay, we'll go first! Wu Ill and Tang Seng walked outside like a god, and the beast god sighed: "Why are you so afraid of me, I am also a god, and I am not a man-eating monster." ”

The two of them stiffened, and Wu Yi showed a smile that was more ugly than crying: "It's nothing, what are we afraid of you!" "It would be nice if I had a little salt, where's the kitchen?" The beast god jumped down to find salt, and Tang Seng and Wu Yi were so frightened by his sudden movement that they almost didn't jump on the roof. "Can you calm down and think about it with your brain, I don't seem to have done anything to harm you, right?"

Wu Yi and Tang Seng glanced at each other, and Tang Seng said: "He really doesn't seem to have done anything, I almost forgot about this character." The beast god looked at Wu Yi with a husky's characteristic contemptuous eyes: "Look at your bear-like, I don't know how Wu Lao Er chose you, it's too hasty!" Wu Yi said with a bitter face: "Actually, I want to be a melon-eating crowd who doesn't know the truth." ”

Seeing that the beast god had no malicious intent, Wu Yi and Tang Seng simply sat down, and the beast god ate very deliciously, as if he was really hungry. Wu said: "There are still big bones in the refrigerator that I usually use to grind my teeth, do you want one, with cigarettes is the day of the gods." The beast god's mouth grinned to his ears: "Haha, then bring me one, don't say that your teeth are always itchy, just the guy who lacks grinding teeth!" ”

Since Wu Zhi knew that his taste was more inclined to beasts, even if there was nothing in the refrigerator, there would be no big bones, especially Huang Mei, every time he went out shopping, he would buy the kind of pork leg bones for pets to grind their teeth, and Wu Yi could hold and gnaw all night. The beast god couldn't see his teeth when he saw such a big sauce bone, and he couldn't stop sucking his saliva, so he grabbed one and began to gnaw.

While gnawing and crying: 'What the hell is this, Lao Tzu is a god, he can't even eat a bone, woo woo is so delicious!' Wu Ying couldn't bear to say: "Aren't there a lot of subordinates in the undead realm under you, why are you so miserable?" As soon as he heard Wu Yi ask, the beast god's tears fell: "I'm so wronged!" I'm a god, you can't let me rob it, none of the two or five boys under my command have brains, I still have to watch them carefully, if they make too much trouble and are detected by the Heavenly Dao, it's all over! ”

Wu Yi looked at the fragrant food of the beast god, swallowed a mouthful of foam and asked, "Can I eat one?" The beast god said fiercely: "You dare! Then his tone changed: "I'm sorry, this body is not very compatible with me, obviously the closest to the existence of a wolf but my brain is not good, my beast god sometimes can't control it, you can eat it if you want!" "Emotional huskies can't even control God.

Wu Yi waved his hand and said, "I still don't eat it and I'm buying it back, you can eat it, I still have two pots here, do you want it?" The beast god twisted his head, his eyes emitted a miserable green light, and he said in a trembling voice: "You still have wine?!" "How fresh, who doesn't have wine, whether you drink it or not, you will definitely have such a thing as wine at home." You wait for me to bring it to you. Tang Seng got up and said.

The beast god showed an Erha-style smile again: "Whoa, that's great, you guys are really good people!" Then his face changed: "Don't move anyone!" Tang Seng maintained a half-squatting posture: "I didn't move!" "I'm sorry, I've quit drinking! Boom! The sound of the beast god swallowing saliva startled him, and Wu Yi asked, "Don't you like to drink very much?" ”

As soon as he said this, the beast god was not even in the mood to gnaw on the big bones, and said in frustration: "Because of drinking, I almost killed the roaring dog of the Heavenly Court Erlang God next door, and was chased and killed by Yang Jian for a thousand years, and then I went to the hot spring because I was drunk, but I went to the wrong bathroom, and I became the public enemy of the goddess, in the past 10,000 years, no matter which goddess grabbed me, I was beaten first, group beatings are common, this time I almost played myself to death, and the godhead was blown up, and if I drank it again, it is estimated that it will be a real dead ball, and I must not drink it again!" ”

The expression of the beast god is very rich, there is nostalgia and pain, sadness and remorse, and there is a unique second-hand smile of the husky in the middle, seeing Wu Yi and Tang Seng looking at him curiously, he said embarrassedly: "I'm still a little embarrassed, don't mind." "Wu Yi and Tang Seng shook their heads in unison: 'Don't mind, don't mind, you keep eating!'

What a sad hapless kid! (To be continued.) )