I really haven't heard of drinking water and getting drunk, that is, ordinary tap water is boiled, and the beast god is holding a tea jar used for brushing his teeth with Wu Disease, and when he looks up, there is a jar of water, anyway, there are more people who go back than they drink. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info In this way, he was still drunk, and complained to Wu Yi and Tang Seng with a big tongue.

"Woo woo, you don't know, those gods are perverted, sleep every day, eat and eat, the most terrible thing is the goddess of fate, she shows cross-stitch and always pulls others to show together, Lao Tzu has been caught by her for hundreds of years, fucking she didn't learn Lao Tzu can show a hundred flowers!" Coo-dong coo-dong is another cow drink.

Wu Xingyun spent most of his time cultivating internal strength, probably because he was tired of practicing, he came out of the room rubbing his eyes, planning to go to the refrigerator to find something to drink. "It's rare, why didn't Tang Seng play the game today, why are you so honest?" Wu Yi and Tang Seng turned their heads stiffly and kept squeezing their eyebrows, Wu Xingyun smiled: "You two are paralyzed? Just come and slap it. ”

said that he really slapped Tang Seng's bald head, the size of the dog was originally smaller than a person, Tang Seng and Wu Ai sat together tightly, and the beast god couldn't even show his tail. The beast god tilted the dog's head and said, "This is Wu Xingyun, hello, I know that I have also watched your movie, and the woman in it is not as beautiful as you!" ”

Wu Xingyun's first reaction was to pinch his face, and then said confusedly: "It shouldn't be a dream, how can I understand dog words?" I have rabies, too! "Not once did this kid be able to say something nice. The beast god man stood up and said, "Introduce yourself, I am the boss beast god you want to defeat, you should have seen me last time, you don't remember it so soon?" ”

As a person in the martial arts, the integrity that should be must not be lost, but the opposite side is a real god, you can't let me be a weak woman to fight with the god, this is not common sense at all! Tang Seng drooped his head and patted the sofa, and Wu Xingyun also nestled into the sofa with his legs.

The beast god said cheerfully: "You don't have to be so restrained, I am this very easy-going god, and besides, you can be counted as my people, I will not hurt you." The three of them laughed dryly and did not speak. Wu Yi dared to ask, "Since you still have a divine consciousness, why do you want to make trouble?" Aren't you afraid that Heavenly Dao will come directly to a big purge? ”

"Do you think I want to, how can I let go of that group of bastards who stabbed such a big basket this time, and I want to continue to live my free life, so I can only make this decision, I admit that I am a bit despicable, but this is the most convenient way, and besides, I am still helping you arrest people in disguise, you should thank me." "Big brother, don't be funny, we ate sashimi in Japan for three months, and I'm still disgusted when I watch seafood, do you call it help?"

Tang Seng added: "That's it! This thing was originally caused by you, you belong to the aftermath, we are the ones who wiped your ass, and you thank us! Wu Xingyun also said sarcastically: "Just like that, you are embarrassed to come to eat and drink, I think you should be punished for calming things down and letting you go back, and no one will be convinced if you go back like this!" ”

The beast god said with a calm face: "Don't go too far, how can you say that I am also a god, can you save me some face?" Besides, I didn't say that I didn't take care of the aftermath, who rescued me from those bastards, especially Wu Laoer's bastard, who threw Lao Tzu's body into the big crack without saying a word, Lao Tzu was not dead at that time! ”

"Okay, okay, even if you have a point, what are you going to do next?" The beast god said decadently: "What else can I do, first take back the godhead, then solve the matter, and finally continue to be my god." Wu Yi knocked on the coffee table and asked, "Can't you discuss it with Wu Lao Er and them, why don't you make it so lively, how did you go to Japan with a dog?" ”

"How else can I get there, dog!" Wu Sick's eyes are about to pop out, how many nautical miles is there in Japan? I'm kidding you with a dog! Seeing that the three of them looked like ghosts, the beast god shook his paws and said: "Don't get me wrong, how can I say that I am also a beast god, riding a shark in the sea and riding a dolphin or something is quite simple, to be honest, I think living in the sea is more comfortable than on the shore, but the food is not good." ”

This is a little like words, and the beast god jumped off the table and dangled near the refrigerator: "Do you have anything to eat here, my body is a little burdened, and I am hungry quickly." The beast god picked up the rice cooker and said to himself: "The taste in here is so familiar, what is delicious?" Saying that, as soon as he exerted his strength, Wu's rice cooker would not be used.

In fact, it couldn't be used in the first place, because Luo Gu has regarded the rice cooker as a new home since he lost his shell, and he sleeps in it all the year round, and sometimes Wu Yi is worried that he will see a pot of turtle soup when he lifts the lid. Two former colleagues, now enemies (Luo Turtle has always felt that he has been forcibly demolished, and the beast god is the legendary black-hearted real estate developer!) It was such a dramatic reunion.

"Fuck you! Give me back the shell of Lao Tzu! The beast god was shocked: "You give me back the godhead first!" "Wu Yi didn't think about what would happen when he saw the beast god, but he didn't expect that these two would forget to kiss each other! You see, Luo Turtle first stretched out his neck to get closer to the beast god, and then the beast god also gently stretched out the dog's mouth, and then the two kissed!

It's a love affair that transcends species! This is a singing and crying twilight love! Wu is curious about what dogs and turtles can give birth to, and whether they will create a new species? Oh, they're supposed to be males, but they're gods, so it shouldn't be difficult to change gender or something, right?

If no one next to a turtle and a dog forgetfully kisses, they roll on the ground with a sigh! Tang Seng sighed: "It turns out that God can also engage in homosexuality, and today is an eye-opener!" Wu Xingyun tilted his head and looked at it for a while and said, "Why do I feel like they are fighting?" "Love is deep, pain is painful, you little girl who has never been in love won't understand!"

This sentence hit Wu Xingyun's sore spot, she herself is a female ** silk chasing her male god and senior brother Xiaoyaozi, the most taboo for others to say that she has never been in love, she stubbornly thinks that she is not a crush, but that the senior brother is more shy and does not say it, so it is not over there, Wu Xingyun rode on Tang Seng again and began to fight violently.

Tang Seng is not bad for half of King Kong, and it is generally not bad, Wu Xingyun is an old Jianghu, and there are ways to make people hurt but not kill people, Wu Yi does not have to worry about them. But the remaining two gods will be difficult to do, and the devil knows if they will miss and kill themselves!

Wu Yi hugged his shoulders and said, "Can you two stop fighting, Beast God, do you still want Godhead, Luo Turtle, you don't want your turtle shell?" "Wu Ill's words really worked, at least the beast god softened first, stretched out his tongue with his mouth open, Luo Turtle was biting his tongue with saliva on his face, and he was not disgusting!

The beast god jumped to his feet in pain, tears came out, and Luo Turtle still bit and didn't let go. "I've already loosened my mouth first, but he still won't let go, you have to think of a way!" The dog's tongue is long, and it is not good to speak when it is bitten, but he can barely understand it, Wu Yi has only now seen what it means for Wang Ba to bite people and not let go, Luo Turtle is too ruthless, and his tongue is bitten and bleeding.

It is rumored that splashing some water Wang Ba will loosen his mouth, Wu Yi soaked the Luo turtle in the water and it was useless, and he was just about to try boiling water The beast god jumped away: "Do I still want my tongue?" "I heard that it will also loosen its mouth when it pulls Wang Ba's tail, Wu Yi looked for a long time and didn't find where Luo Gui's tail was, he actually put his tail in the canteen, and there was only a small hole left, Wu Yi really didn't have the courage to insert Luo Gui's hole, mainly because he was afraid that he would turn around and bite himself.

The beast god's eyes flashed red: "If you can't think of a way, don't blame me for being dead, he doesn't have a shell now!" "Wu Yi can be seen, the beast god is really anxious now, if he doesn't think of a way, he will really bite down, and then it is unknown whether Luo Turtle still has a head.

I was about to use something to pry Luo Gui's mouth open, when I suddenly glanced at a pepper jar on the refrigerator, which Huang Mei specially bought last time to make a steak for everyone to taste, this thing should be useful, right? You will know if you have tried it or not, and if you want to grind it on the top of the turtle and the beast god, the fine pepper will float down like snow.

This is going to die, this thing of pepper not only chokes the nose but also spicy eyes, Luo Turtle and the Beast God first closed their eyes, and then each made a huge sneeze, and the two of them sprayed out like cannonballs. The two of them didn't care about the pain in their mouths or heads, and they all rolled around with their eyes covered. Especially the beast god covered his face and opened his mouth and howled, "My eyes! My twenty-four grams of titanium dog's eyes! Ahh Ahh ”

Wu Ill is not much better, the two of them sneezed and directly sprayed pepper everywhere, Wu Ill also had a lot of eyes in it, and it is estimated that the titanium alloy dog is also blind, and it rolls around like the beast god and the dog root retarded. Luo Turtle is the calmest one, although he always can't help but sneeze and can't see anything in his eyes, but people at least know how to find a faucet to wash their eyes, unlike Wu Yi and the beast god, it is estimated that they want to take a bath with tears.

It may be that the movement outside is too big, and Wu Xingyun and Tang Seng, who were fighting inside, decided to make a truce out of curiosity, but when they saw the three of them, they couldn't hold it back, which made them numb. Tang Seng had an idea: "You are waiting here for me to find Sophia to help, she can bathe this couple!" "Sophia recently heard that there is going to be a big battle, so she is developing a new weapon, and it is said that she wants to use Wu Lao Er to do experiments to see if she can cause effective damage to the gods, and she has been in retreat for the past few days, and she doesn't even see her most beloved Ernie sauce very much.

Finally called Sophia, these three have already run out of the door, as irrational as zombies, Sophia simply gave the couple a bath, which is the trick she usually takes in laundry, no matter how dishonest you are, you have to stay in the water. (To be continued.) )