The dragon finally sent the two plague gods away, but his water mansion was basically empty, fortunately it was not his own home, I don't know what kind of expression the old turtle would look like when he came back, anyway, he is now happily sending a group of people across the river. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

But he said goodbye to the Heishui River, and before he saw the city, he heard someone shouting: "Vigor! Vigorously! "It's like some kind of coolie. Wu Yi raised his head and asked Tang Seng: "Why is this here?" Tang Seng thought for a while and said, "I don't know, who went to see what was going on in front of me?" The Snow Maiden immediately jumped out: "I'll go!" I'll go! After saying that, she turned into a snow and flew away, it wasn't that she had changed her temperament, there were so many people in front of her, it was difficult to ensure that there were a few good faces, so it was good to take a look at it twice as soon as possible.

After the Snow Girl left, a group of people walked forward slowly, and it didn't take long for the Snow Girl to come back with a bad face, Wu Ill asked her what was wrong, and the Snow Girl said: "There is no handsome guy, all of them are wiped like ghosts, bad luck!" "I'm asking you what happened before, whether you are handsome or not, what does it matter to me!" The Snow Girl hugged Tang Seng again, rested her head on Tang Seng's shoulder and said, "It's two Taoist builders, and a group of monks are building houses." ”

"Oh, it looks like we're in the country of Chechi." When Tang Seng spoke, his face couldn't help twitching, after all, he is also a monk, and the children of the Buddhist family are enslaved, how do you make him happy? Tang Seng slapped the white dragon horse and roared: "Walk!" As he spoke, the white dragon horse raised his premise high, and his hind legs bounced out, and the brothers and sisters also flew away, and Wu Yi caught the monkey's tail, and the face blown by the wind was deformed.

It is not an exaggeration to say that it is purgatory on earth, the migrant workers on the earth are already very hard, and the monks here cannot be regarded as human beings at all, they are completely used as livestock. Seeing that he was going to die, he still whipped one whip after another, and his clothes were full of sores. Seeing a thin little monk wailing and rolling under the whip of a Taoist priest, Tang Seng couldn't stand it anymore.

Without waiting for the white dragon horse to stop, he jumped up, like an eagle striking the sky, a comet hitting the moon, kicked the Taoist priest who threw the whip away, picked up the little monk and flew back. The Snow Girl's eyes shot Venus indiscriminately, and Zhu Bajie exclaimed: "This monk can actually fly!" The monkey also shook his head and said: "I didn't expect the master to hide it too, this trick is so handsome, I must let the master teach me!" With a breath of fairy air, all the monks' shackles fell off.

But they don't know how to run, and they're stupid like a log. The two Taoist priests shouted loudly, but they didn't dare to step forward, just now Tang Seng kicked the Taoist priest and vomited blood, plus the monkeys they looked like monsters, who dared to step forward?

Tang Seng hugged the little monk and couldn't stop crying, the young body was full of bruises, and the snake-like whip marks climbed up to his face, Tang Seng helped him scrub with water, he actually couldn't help shouting out, and his little hand kept pulling Tang Seng's clothes, for fear that Tang Seng would drop him. The Snow Girl took the little monk and said, "I'll come, it won't hurt." The Snow Girl wiped the ointment on him and blew cool air, and the little monk fell asleep unconsciously.

Wu Yi could see that Old Tang was really angry this time, "What are you going to do?" "What else can I do, get in!" The fiery eyes were shining, and the monkey said happily: "Haha! Master is still a man after all, and today my grandson is desperately punished by the Buddha, and I want to help you! "Let's say it, the golden hoop stick rose wildly, and with a bang, it actually smashed the gate of Chechiguo, which was more than 300 meters away.

Wu Yi covered his face and said, "I hope you don't go too far, Brother Dao, you must not see it!" "Che Chi domestic chaos, Tang Seng rode a white horse, holding a little monk in his hand, with a solemn expression, reciting Buddhist scriptures, beggar-like monks along the way, spontaneously kneeling down to the dust, with Tang Seng chanting." When contemplating the bodhisattva of freedom and walking in the deep prajnaparamita, he sees that the five aggregates are empty and overcomes all suffering. The relics are not different from the emptiness..."

The buzzing chanting resounded through the heavens and the earth, pervasive, the golden light in the sky, like a big Buddha manifestation, at first there were soldiers who wanted to arrest them, and now everyone knelt on the ground and trembled.

Three Taoist priests flew in front of him, one fat and two thin, looking very rough. "Where are you a demon monk, I don't know if this immortal is here again!" Tang Seng was too lazy to talk nonsense with her, and said to the monkey: "Wukong, they are blocking me from basking in the sun, you can do it!" The monkey held the golden hoop stick and said, "This is easy to do, watch me help the master break the sky!" "The golden hoop stick turned into a baseball bat, and with a sweep of the big head, three monsters were frightened and scattered, and one of them was bruised in the leg and actually ran away with two hands!

The monkey had to make up for it again, but Tang Seng stopped: "Okay, okay, don't kill you." "Why are you keeping this, it's just three monsters." Tang Seng bared his teeth and smiled, and said intricately: "Wouldn't it be cheaper to kill them like this!" The monkey came back with a stick and said to Bajie: "Master, his old man is really not easy to mess with, but fortunately I haven't offended his old man!" ”

But it was said that Tang Seng came to the three panicked monsters and said, "You three demons are so bold that you dare to harm my Buddhist disciples!" The Tiger Power Immortal said: "Yang Dao punishing the Buddha is the king's means, you can't find us!" "The monsters all know the prestige of monkeys, and now they are all scared, and they really don't dare to go rampant anymore.

Looking at the king of the Che Chi Kingdom again, he was already frightened and hid behind the throne, and the lame Yangli Daxian gritted his teeth and said: "There is indeed something wrong with the three of us, please spare my life!" Tang Seng smiled slightly: "Don't you like fighting, let's fight again, let you go if you win, and leave your life if you lose!" The three demons glanced at each other: "The fighting method is okay, but the topic wants us to come up." ”

Wu Yi finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, the plot is finally back, Brother Dao shouldn't be mad now, right?

Huli Daxian is the same for ten thousand years to ask for rain, set up the altar, and said to Tang Seng: "I will compete with you to ask for rain," this monster is not at ease, there are not many people who don't die when their heads are cut off, even if it is a god in the sky, not everyone can be as casual as Xingtian. The king of Che Chi seems to have great confidence in the three demons, and he sits firmly on the Diaoyu Tai, and the old gods are always there.

Huli Daxian gave an order, the originally clear sky was suddenly covered with dark clouds, Tang Seng glanced at the monkey, the monkey jumped up, the golden hoop stick to the ground a pestle, and suddenly rose wildly, one did not enter the clouds, the monkey exhaled and shouted: "Lei Gongdian Mother, the Dragon King of the Four Seas!" Whoever helps this monster today can't afford to live with my grandson, don't blame me for hitting your house tomorrow! ”

Everyone was stunned, Lei Gongdian, should you be your servant, but they are real immortals! In an instant, thunder exploded, the wind blew fiercely, and everyone was waiting for the monkey to be struck by lightning. The monkey was also annoyed, and just as he was about to exert his power while holding the golden hoop stick, he saw four people exposed in the sky, namely the Dragon King of the East China Sea, the Thunder Male Lightning Mother, and the Wind Mother.

The golden hoop stick pointed at the monkey and shouted, "You four are not convinced?" "Those three were directly frightened to their knees, they all knew what kind of temperament the monkey was, and when they were crazy, they even dared to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and they really didn't dare to hit their own house. Among the four people, the Dragon King of the East China Sea and the monkey are more familiar, and he hugged his fists and said: "Don't be angry, old neighbor, just now it was the electric mother who was scared by you, and she lost the electric cymbal, and hit the pocket of Granny Feng, which was really not intentional." ”

The other three also kept begging for mercy, Sun Wukong waved his hand and said: "Since you didn't mean to make me ugly, forget it, wait for my master to beg for rain, you know what to do, right?" The four of them said in unison: "We will obey!" "Huli Daxian sat down on the altar, the messy Lingqi fell to the ground, and looked at the monkey in distraction, this is better than a fart! I am begging for rain, I am begging! People simply ordered, there is no comparison, okay!

Fortunately, the tiger skin is thick, so he said with a cheeky face: "I lost by begging for rain!" At this time, Yang Li Daxian jumped out again and said: "I can sit in meditation, I will compete with you in zazen!" Tang Seng said: "Today I will let you see what real zazen is!" "I don't need a monkey to send it, I stomp my feet like a peng spreading its wings, jumping on the high platform, and not moving. Wu Yi said worriedly: "Old Tang can't do it, I've never seen him when he was honest." ”

The Eight Precepts said: "Master is an authentic Buddhist, and sitting for two or three days is really a trivial matter. Unconsciously, more than an hour passed, Tang Seng was really motionless, like a sculpture, and the Snow Girl said: "If you change your posture, it would be better if you added some snow to your body!" As he was talking, he saw that the deer power immortal flicked his fingers, and Tang Seng had an extra bedbug on his face.

Bed bugs can't bite him, who makes Tang Seng's housekeeping skills an iron head, but the insects itch his face, and Tang Seng can't sit still. Wu Yi said in the monkey's ear: "The monster has harassed your master, and the rest is up to you." The monkey sneered, "I'm going to see who's better!" "After saying that, he stopped moving, and he should have asked the monkey to put a stand-in in zazen.

The monkey got out of the horse, and when the horse succeeded, Yang Li Daxian fell without the strength to parry, and almost fell half to death. Luli Daxian said: "I can guess things in the air, which of you can compete with me?" Tang Seng sneered: "Guess what, you lost two games in three games, who has the kung fu to grind your teeth with you?" The three demons were shocked, and the monkey weighed the golden hoop stick, like a gangster collecting protection money, revealing a sinful face.

The three of them had no hope of survival, so they could only cry and cry, and the king of Che Chi said: "The holy monk might as well give the national teacher a chance." "How can you also be a king, give some face and wait for the good exchange of customs clearance documents. came to the three demons and said: "You are better than cutting off your head, you are better than cutting your belly, you are better than going to the oil pot, just these three options, first tell you that if you lose, you will die, do you compare?" ”

The three demons are overjoyed, this is their forte, how can they not compare? You don't need to come one by one, come together, first of all, Huli Daxian's head was taken away by a dog, Luli Daxian watched his field being dragged away by the eagle, and the last Yangli Daxian, Leng Long was taken away, Wu Yi took a fork and forked a piece of lamb chop out: "It's a pity that there is no cumin!" ”