Chapter 392: Come to the pot

Farewell to the king of Chechi, before leaving the territory of Chechi, I saw a big river, next to a monument "the river is eight hundred miles wide, and the ancient people of Heng are less." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Wu Yi muttered: "The Tongtian River has arrived, will Guanyin still come?" Thinking of what happened that day, Wu Yi felt really choked. Although Tang Seng didn't know what happened to Sister Guanyin, it was definitely something unspeakable, so he was also worried. Fortunately, it was getting late, everyone was hungry, and there was a village not far away, so it was okay to order food.

Tang Seng was afraid that Sun Wukong and them would scare others, so he went out with Wu Sick Snow Girl to fast. The Snow Girl still climbed on Tang Seng as usual, and Wu Yi was a little twisted, after all, she was so big, it was the first time she asked for food. Tang Seng still remembered that this place should be called Chenjiazhuang, and there should be a family giving alms, so he went to the lively place.

Someone welcomed the three of them into the door, and there were monks and Taoists inside, all of whom were eating and drinking. "Amitabha, the poor monk still has three apprentices, I wonder if you can let them enjoy it together?" The old man said: "Of course, as long as you are a monk, you can get ten cents per liter of rice, and you can have a full meal!" "But my apprentice is ugly, and I hope my husband will forgive me." "Haha, where did the master say, how can a person look good!"

Tang Seng whistled, and the brothers came to make trouble, and suddenly the audience was in an uproar, basically running away, shouting monsters in their mouths! Unexpectedly, the old man said calmly: "Why did the demon come to my good family?" Tang Seng couldn't help but be in awe of his calm and energetic painting, and folded his hands and said: "Although my three apprentices are afraid of people, they are all kind people, don't be afraid!" ”

Only then did I find out that he was not afraid, but stiffened, his legs were frightened and weak, and he couldn't stand up. "Since you are not a wicked person, then enjoy some food." So many monks and Taoists have run away, and the rest is enough for everyone to eat. Zhu Bajie's eating speed is the most terrifying, he doesn't have to chew at all, everything is swallowed in one bite, no wonder he didn't know what it tasted like when he ate ginseng fruit.

At first, some people were afraid, after a long time, everyone should be lively, and a child held a bite of persimmons to invite Zhu Bajie to eat, he was also cold, opened his mouth to eat, scared the child to cry, or played with Zhu Bajie's ears before laughing.

Then Tang Seng asked about the so-called King of Inspiration eating the same man and woman on the grounds of the old man's expression, and resolutely said: "Since I am waiting for your meal, I will solve your worries, Wukong, who of you will go?" The monkey said: "I'm not good at water warfare, so it's better for me and Bajie to become children and be sacrificed, so that you can be a helper for me." ”

Zhu Bajie just wanted to slip away, but the monkey caught the big ears and smiled: "Eating people with short mouths and soft hands with people, you idiot who is full of food and drink and don't want to work, come with me!" Senior brother scolded and left.

This time I didn't go for a long time, and when I came back, Zhu Bajie held two fish scales in his hand and showed: "The monster was hit by me with a rake, and I shot it down!" The old man hurriedly asked, "Have you ever killed that monster?" Bajie said proudly: "No, never, but that monster can't stand it if he eats my old pig with a nail rake!" The old man sat on the ground and wept, "Woe has come! Woe is coming! If we don't cut the grass and eradicate the roots, the inspiration king will not bypass us! ”

Tang Seng picked up the old man and said, "Don't worry, old man, we won't leave until we accept the monster." The old man held Tang Seng's hand tightly and said, "Then please ask the elders, come and clean the room!" ”

It was snowing heavily at night, Wu Yi and Tang Seng were in the same room, neither of them had slept yet, and one of them had a good time smoking a cigarette. This is not a cigarette, but a cigarette pouch and pot, and the half pack of cigarettes brought by Wu Ai has long been smoked. "Huh, Lao Wu, do you think we can meet again in the future?" "Why can't I see you, don't forget that I'm a beast god, it's a big deal to hang the key of space around my neck in the future, and I'll come to play with you when I miss you."

Tang Seng said with a smile: "That feeling is good, with you as a genuine god as a backer, I can walk sideways!" "You pull it down, no one cares about you if you walk sideways like this, if this stall has no background and doesn't have a long eye to trouble you, you will be killed by the Buddha in minutes!" Tang Seng yawned and said, "Tomorrow you skate with me, it's just a fish, let's go early and come back early, don't grind with him!" "Got it, good night!"

Before I woke up the next day, I heard someone outside shouting that the Tongtian River was frozen, Tang Seng kicked the quilt in the middle of the night, Wu Yi was almost smoked to death by his stinky feet, and now he is sleepy to death, and he is making up for sleep. At breakfast time, Tang Seng proposed to cross the river while the Tongtian River was frozen, and the old man couldn't help but be anxious: "Elder, if you leave, what should my family do?" ”

Tang Seng said: "Don't worry, the monks don't speak, the poor monks won't leave after crossing the river, unless they surrender this monster will leave, otherwise you, a big family, if something happens to me, the poor monk will not be at ease even if he goes to the eighteenth layer of hell." "It's good to say that I finally agreed, Tang Seng and Wu Yi made a pair of sleds out of branches.

The ice surface is very smooth, Tang Seng will do martial arts and light skills, people will slide that is called a chic, and then look at Wu Disease, it is like a bear, stiff like a shadow puppet, so Tang Seng always teased him. It didn't take long for the main protagonist to finally appear, the ice suddenly burst, Tang Seng and Wu Yi fell to the bottom of the river together, and after a while, it froze again. The old man was in a hurry, but the monkey said, "Hehe, this monster has taken the bait!" ”

The frozen river water was still very cold, but Wu Ill and Tang Seng could barely stand it, and a big fish covered in Jinlin swam over and spit out a blister, and Wu Ill and Tang Seng were immediately arrested. Tang Seng sighed into his hand and said, "Lao Wu hurry up and get him, freeze Lao Tzu to death!" "Wu Yi just took out eighty-eight and prepared to accept this demon, and the mutation suddenly appeared.

The soft Buddha light accompanied by the Sanskrit singing, wearing a mosquito net, ahhhh This time, our eldest sister Guanyin has changed her head, and she is holding a round black and black thing in her hand, which is much bigger than the jade net bottle anyway, and it is estimated that it is a lot more awesome. glanced at Wu Yi and Tang Seng, held up the magic weapon and said, "Evil obstacles!" It's not in my pot yet! ”

Excited for a long time, feelings are a pot, this monster is going to be braised at night, right? Seeing that the eyes of the two were staring at the pot, Guanyin coughed, hid the pot behind him and said: "The next cow has been trained by Lao Jun, you just need to go and be caught, let the monkey go to fight with him, and the deity will go first!" After saying that, it turned into a pile of bubbles and disappeared.

Wu Yi and Tang Seng glanced at each other, and they all thought that the king of inspiration was not worth it, and he had worked hard for thousands of years, and finally he was stewed in a pot by others, which was really pitiful. After sighing for a long time, it was still too cold in the water, and the two of them swam up hand in hand, and the monkey hurriedly pulled the two up with a golden hoop stick and asked, "How is the master?" I just saw that the Bodhisattva seems to be coming. ”

The family members of those old men also looked at Tang Seng worriedly, and Tang Seng said: "What if Guanyin Bodhisattva is here, that monster was directly captured by the Bodhisattva." The old man leaked out his few teeth and laughed, the name of Guanyin Bodhisattva is so easy to use, it is really good not to have to give his own child to others to eat. Pulling Tang Seng to listen to the story of the Bodhisattva subjugating the demon.

If you tell the truth that the Bodhisattva took people back to stew, no one would believe it, maybe he would think that he was deceiving people, but fortunately, Tang Seng was smart, he had to go back to bathe first, and then pull it while walking, don't say that he can write a novel about this story. In any case, after receiving the gratitude and dry food from others, a group of people once again embarked on the road of learning from the experience.

After crossing the Tongtian River, I came to a place with beautiful mountains and rivers, the world of Journey to the West is like this, the climate is impermanent, and I just said that the cold winter wax moon, but now it seems to be dog days. Wu sickly stuck out his tongue to disperse the temperature, I don't know if it was a psychological effect or the body really became a dog, anyway, I felt a lot more comfortable.

Finally found a stream, the master and apprentice soaked in the stream to cool off, Tang Seng said to the snow girl: "You collect me, I'm about to die of heat!" The Snow Girl was completely wilted, hiding in the sand monk's list, but it was still a little cooler inside, and playfully stuck out her tongue and said, "No more!" I'm running out of energy, can I wait until the weather cools down? ”

Tang Seng rolled his eyes and said, "If it cools down, will it be your turn?" The grass on the side suddenly moved, and the monkey wore only a trouser and held a golden rod on guard. A green cow came out chewing grass in its mouth, and it seemed to be planning to come over to drink water. Tang Seng closed his eyes and said lazily: "Wukong, don't get excited, isn't it just a cow, what are you doing in charge of others?" ”

"But master, he rushed at you!" "It's okay, maybe the master is too handsome, he is fascinated by the teacher!" "He's ripping your clothes!" "Just pull it, people don't have malicious intent!" It wasn't until Tang Seng felt that he began to move that he realized that he had unconsciously laid on the back of a cow. Tang Seng was taken aback: "! Who are you? ”

Lao Niu said: "My name is Jindou, and I am here to arrest you!" The monkey was suddenly anxious, picked up the golden hoop stick and hit, the green cow was actually very flexible, a hoof kicked the golden hoop stick, Wukong flew out upside down, the urn said to Tang Seng angrily: "Don't make trouble, be honest, I'll take you on a trip, and I'll be back in a while!" ”

Is it the cow of Taishang Laojun? Except for him, there doesn't seem to be such a bull demon anymore, and there are really few who can kick a monkey away with one hoof. The monkey was so humiliated by others, and he was going to fight hard with red eyes at that time, Wu Yi hurriedly grabbed and said: "This is the mount of Taishang Laojun, there is no malice towards Lao Tang, let's just follow, the Bodhisattva has already commanded." ”

When the monkey heard this, he immediately quieted down, and after walking a short distance, the green ox stopped on a big stone and said to the monkey: "Monkey head, come and beat me, I can go back and deal with the master!" "That's fooling God! But who let the family follow a good boss, the monkey walked over with a black face and kicked the green cow, and the green cow fell down slowly: "Oops! I'm defeated! ”