Chapter 12: The Celebration Feast

This is a historic battle, anyway, Wu Yi has never heard of a gangster who let a group of stray cats and dogs repel it. The pen and the fun www.biquge.info estimate that the name of Wu Ill, the auxiliary minister, has been typed, and even if the gangsters in this area don't know who they are with, they will know that the auxiliary minister has no problem, and this time he will completely show his face.

Wang Fei and his group were menacing when they came, and when they left, they were not as good as the African refugees, their faces were full of cat paw prints, and the clothes on their bodies were taken off to change into models, and they could immediately participate in Paris Fashion Week, and they could win awards if they didn't do well.

The four vans left with the figure of eight drawn, and I don't know how to stuff so many people, Wu Yi remembered that when they came, the five cars were crowded and slowly boarded, and now it seems that the flexibility of people is forced out. Now Wang Fei and the unlucky thief are left, it's not that they don't want to go, but Wu Yi stopped them, and they didn't even dare to move, and the cats and dogs on both sides had the meaning of coming up to ravage.

Wang Fei hugged the thief with tears in his eyes, "Brother! Or you're the most righteous! You will be my brother from now on! What's your name? This unlucky child is estimated to have been blinded, and directly told the truth, "My name is Monkey, I didn't want to go just now, I climbed on the roof of the car, and I don't know which grandson dragged me down again, Brother Fei, or you let go of me, I'll try if I can go, just now he only asked you to stay." ”

As soon as Wang Fei heard this, he hugged him even tighter, and Wu Yi rolled his eyes when he saw the monkey.

Wu Yi and Poseidon each held a cigarette and smiled very proudly. Don't ask me what the dog looks like, if you have a chance, you can ask Wang Fei. Wang Fei trembled and said, "Wu Ill, I didn't do anything to you at the beginning, and you can't do anything to me!" Wu licked his lips evilly, "You have brought people to raid the house, what else do you want?" Wang Fei was about to cry, "If I knew that you had so many dog legs, I wouldn't dare to come if I had the guts!" This sentence obviously made Poseidon unhappy, if it weren't for Wu Ai to stop him, it is estimated that Wang Fei would have to be bitten a few more times.

Wu Yi lit a cigarette for him and said, "Don't worry, I left you here mainly for, what I told you today, as long as you promise me, I will let you go." "Okay, don't say that you fought foreign countries, you just say that you are the supreme commander-in-chief of the Eighth Route Army, and I believe it!" Wu was annoyed and said angrily, "Where do you want to go?" I'm talking about child protection money! ”

Wang Fei's head was the same as a vibration, "Okay, okay, you can say anything, I won't run there after the piece is yours!" This grandson regarded him as a turf grabber, and Wu Yi didn't bother to explain, so he waved his hand and told him to get out of here. Wang Fei was amnesty, this thing is still quite righteous, at least he dragged the monkey away before leaving, but his movements were not very gentle. I kicked the accelerator to the end, and ran away with a puff of black smoke.

Wu Yi covered his nose, and recently he felt that his nose was becoming more and more sensitive, but if the smell was too big, he felt very uncomfortable. My hearing is much better, and I don't seem to feel anything special about reaching out.

Poseidon asked Wu Yi again for a cigarette, "Brother, that's the case today, if there is any change, you let Mao Mao and them inform me, remember that you have me behind you!" None of us are afraid! "Don't Brother Bo, your cat brother helped me so much today, why don't you have a meal before leaving." "No, you can pack up first, and we'll talk about it tomorrow." The one-eyed cat also said, "You have our cat country behind you, you will always be our auxiliary minister, drive home!" Wu Yi rolled up his sleeves and pointed his throat, "Scum!" "Poseidon pouts" virtue! ”

The next day, Wu Yi deliberately got up early in the morning and went directly to a house outside to slam the door. Wang Jianqiang roared: "Who! It's a disturbing dream in the morning! Wu Yi shouted in a jealous voice, "Lao Tzu is a sweeper of pornography, I suspect you now that this is an illegal **** hotel, hurry up and open the door for me!" "Ding-bell! Cracking sound! Oops! Wang Jianqiang jumped out on one leg with his feet in his hands, and said without raising his head, "Sir, I'm a good citizen, I'm really just an ordinary meal.... No problem! Lao Tzu hacked you to death! ”

At the end of the morning exercise, Wang Jianqiang gasped and asked, "What are you going to do in the morning?" Wu said with a hippie smile, "Aren't I here to take care of your business?" "You pull it down, as far as you come to spend no more than twenty yuan every time, Lao Tzu expects you to starve to death!" Wu Yi threw Grandpa Mao on the table and said boldly: "Do this!" Lao Tzu wants to have a treat! ”

After confirming the authenticity of the money, Wang Jianqiang asked in disbelief, "Have you found your daughter-in-law?" "No, why are you asking this?" "I didn't find my daughter-in-law, what guest did you invite?" Wu is afraid of taxes on the table: "Did you hear the movement last night?" "Hear me, what's wrong? Isn't it just those two groups of cats and dogs who are grabbing turf again, this is very common. Wu Yi smiled proudly, "Hehe, a group of gangsters came to me last night to look for trouble, but before I could do anything, I was beaten away by those cats and dogs." ”

Wang Jianqiang touched Wu Yi's forehead and muttered to himself, "I don't have a fever, why are you talking nonsense?" "Get out of the way, what Lao Tzu said is true!" Wang Jianqiang sat down opposite Wu Yi, "Okay, even if what you say is true, then whose guest are you going to invite?" It can't be those cats and dogs, right? Wang Jianqiang was happy after speaking, but he didn't expect Wu Yi to say with a serious face: "You're right, I just want to invite them!" ”

Last night, the group of thugs not only left a lot of broken clothes, but also a lot of money, some of which have been torn, but most of them can still be used, adding up to about two thousand yuan, these money gave Wu Yi an inspiration, if it can really be implemented, then he can count the money and count the cramps in his hands in the future. "I think you have money to burn, get out of here if you don't have anything to do, don't affect my business!" Wang Jianqiang threw the money into Wu Ai's arms, and was busy packing up and preparing to open the door.

Seeing Wu Ill leave in a hurry with the money, Wang Jianqiang only felt that Wu Ill was nervous, but he didn't expect the goods to come back after a while, and he was carrying half a pig on his back, "Lao Wang, lend me your cauldron!" Without waiting for Lao Wang to agree, Wu Yi took the pot away. Wu Yi was still immersed in surprise, half a pig was less than 200 catties, and Wu Ill could still walk like a fly carrying more than 200 catties of things, which was simply incredible.

Wang Jianqiang followed the ghost, and what he saw next made him wonder if he hadn't woken up yet. He saw that the cats and dogs along the way barked when they saw Wu Ill, just like neighbors greeting each other, and Wu Ill also smiled and nodded in response. He saw Wu Yi talking to the two dogs, and the two dogs actually nodded as if they could really understand, and when he walked over, the two dogs didn't even look at him, and Zeng went out.

Wu Yi borrowed the pot anyway, and even moved the kitchen knife and the like. Now he is chopping the pork violently, only to see that the kitchen knife that is not sharp seems to have become a magic weapon in Wu Ai's hands, no matter what part it is cut in, it is cut in two, as a cook, Lao Wang naturally knows how hard the pork bones are, but Wu Ai knife down those hard bones in two instants, can a person have such strong strength?

"Wu Ill, are you serious?" "yes, didn't you see that those two dogs had already gone to report the news? Don't say it, such a treat is definitely cheaper than in you, and the most important thing is to be full, which is much better than your black-hearted restaurant! "Get out of the way, the black-hearted is Lao Mo's clinic, and Lao Tzu's restaurant is the real Tongsuo!" Wang Jianqiang said and began to light a fire and brush the pot, Wu Yi said curiously, "Don't you don't do it?" "Lao Tzu just wants to see how you entertain you, after living for more than 20 years, Lao Tzu has heard for the first time that you invite a dog!" Wu Yi bared his teeth and smiled, "You wait, it is estimated that the big army will come soon." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that Poseidon and his two bodyguards had arrived, and One-Eye also took the cat prince over the wall from the crooked-neck tree. "I said brother, I heard that you are going to invite all your brothers to dinner, is it true?" Wu Yi can understand it, but when it reaches Wang Jianqiang's ears, it is just a string of whisking sounds. A poke Wu Zhi asked, "Is this dog hungry?" Wu Yi was just about to say hello to Poseidon, when he remembered that Lao Wang was still here, and he was almost exposed.

"How do I know? Hurry up and get to work! Taking advantage of Lao Wang's efforts to look down at the fire, Wu Yi secretly said to Poseidon, "Don't leave after eating, I have something to talk to you about, good thing!" ”