After Poseidon smoked a cigarette, he finally began to listen to Wu's illness. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info "You mean someone is coming to smash the field tonight?" Wu said urgently, "It's not to smash the field, they are mainly here to seek revenge and trouble me!" "Poseidon is as calm as a mountain (the calm appearance of a dog...... "Since they want to come to my territory to do something, they're here to smash the field!" Okay, second brother, big brother will help you in this matter! When the time comes......"

In this way, one person and one dog have made countless secret plans, unless Wang Fei's kid calls the dog catching brigade in the city, otherwise no matter how many people come today, it will be in vain. Poseidon sent his troops away, and One-Eye came again, it was the local Elvis Presley, Aunt Wang's domestic cat. "I'm the one for this!" Wu Yi thought he had heard it wrong, why was he so enthusiastic today?

The only remaining cat's eye in one eye exudes a breathtaking light, and Wu Zhi is hairy in his heart. "What conditions do you have?" One-eyed jumped on the sofa and patted Wu Zhi's shoulder with a cat's paw, "There are no conditions, as long as you can help my son when he is in trouble in the future!" "Wu disease" ...... It's okay to help my son find a partner, but I really didn't think I could help you with anything else! ”

One-Eye jumped on the windowsill again, and pulled a small grass in a crack with his paws, "I don't need you to do anything, I just need you to help him when it's critical, you humans have a long lifespan, and this is nothing to you." Wu Yi thought about it for a while and found that it didn't seem to be any harm to himself, so he agreed: "As long as you don't eat human beings, I will agree to any excessive request." ”

"From now on, you will be the auxiliary minister of our dynasty! Have the right to mobilize my people, and you'll meet my army of terror tonight! One-Eye jumped out after speaking. was named an auxiliary minister by a cat, to be honest, Wu Yi was still a little excited, after all, this is the biggest official he has been since he was a child, and he almost became a class president in elementary school, but he was accused by a competitor of falling in love with a little girl, and he was defeated.

As the sun set, Wu Yi sat in the yard eating spicy tang and drinking beer, when a heat wave hit, two hot tears flowed from the corners of Wu Yi's eyes, and he put too many chili peppers, spicy eyes!

When night came, the five taels of vans stopped under the sign of the waste acquisition station, and more than 30 people poured into the acquisition station under the leadership of Wang Fei. Wang Fei sat opposite Wu Ill. Wu Yi said in a deep voice: "You shouldn't have come!" "I'm already here!" Wang Fei wanted to open a bottle of beer and took a sip and said, "Don't blame me for not giving face to the camel, I must give an explanation to my brothers about today's affairs, for the sake of the past love, I will abolish your two legs!" ”

After Wang Fei finished speaking, he nodded slightly, and the four fat and strong men with thick faces and flesh in the back stepped forward to press Wu Zhi down. "Wait! I'll go pee first! Wang Fei looked at Wu Yi with a smile and said, "You kid don't want to run, right?" Go two people and follow him! ”

The two gangsters who came over with Wu Ill are newcomers at first glance, and Wu Ill is not doing well, these two are nervous as if they robbed a bank. Wu Yi said while urinating, "Why don't you take a soak?" I want to pee when I'm nervous, and it's cool to pee after peeing! One of the thugs said impatiently, "What nonsense do you have!" Hurry up and pee yours! The other pushed the one who spoke, "You look at him, I have to pee too!" ”

When both of them finished urinating, Wu Yi took the lead in walking back, and heard a loud shout behind him, "Wait!" "The one who didn't let Wu Ill talk nonsense, I saw that his face was flushed, his hands were unnaturally pinched at the waist, and he looked dignified." You wait for me, I'll, and I'll be fine right away! "you use this place as a toilet! Wu Yi waited for him to take off his pants and lift his feet to leave, and when he went back, he laughed at Wang Fei and said, "I said, Ah Fei, what kind of little brother are you looking for?" How do you see people urinating and their eyes are red? And a squatting back to? You're treating me like a thatched house? ”

This kid is really fast enough, this will be back, and he still complains about Wu Ill, "Hey, hey, won't you wait for me?" Wang Fei's face was flushed by this kid's shame, and he was angry, "My brother, I will take care of it myself!" Now do you have anything else to say? I don't have to do it! Someone ...... come" "Wait! Wang Fei jumped to his feet and said, "What's wrong with you?" ””

Wu was embarrassed and asked, "Do you know how to whistle?" "Break your legs and throw them in the house!" Four big men and a vicious dog pounced on Wu Ill, but it was too close for Wu Ill to hide. There's already someone here coming over with a steel pipe, and it's the kid who. Holding the steel pipe to compare with this Wu disease, with a look of ill will.

Wu Yi now regrets putting so many chili peppers, and the original code agreed with Poseidon was to whistle first and then then say the code, but now his mouth is numb and he can't whistle. "Wang Fei! How dare you whistle? Just a bang! Wang Fei didn't even look at him, waved his hand irritably, signaling to hurry up and finish the job.

"Who dares to whistle?" "Have mercy on me! Just blow it! "No one paid any attention to him. The shit kid held up the guy with extremely cold eyes, as if to make Wu sick and die, this girl actually really blew and looked at Wu sick provocatively.

That's what you've been waiting for! said that it was too late, and then it was too fast, Wu was sick and angry, and Dantian forcibly took a breath of mixed energy, and shouted, "Poseidon's wrath!" The kid jokingly said, "Why the hell are you stupid to read novels?" As soon as the words fell, Poseidon and a group of puppies rushed out from all directions, inside the old TV on the broken sofa.

"Oh no, Brother Fei, there's an ambush!" This is still the unlucky child who stole Wu's sick money, Wang Fei raised his hand and said with a big mouth, "A group of stray dogs, are you scared like this?" Go back and get out of the way for me, don't say you know me! "The dogs have already surrounded the station, and there are green eyes that are dense as far as the eye can see, but there is no sound at all.

Wu Yi took advantage of their stunned squeaks, got up and ran, ran straight to Poseidon's side, lit a cigarette first, and then shouted at Wang Fei: "Your uncle, you are here!" Didn't you also discount Lao Tzu's two legs? Now I'm going to see who breaks who's dog's leg! As soon as the words came out, Wu Yi felt that something was wrong, and sure enough, when he turned around, he saw Poseidon looking at him unhappily.

Just now I was just thinking about myself, and I said all the words like breaking the dog's legs, can the dog king be happy? "Slip of the tongue! Tongue! Big brother, don't mind! Poseidon glared at Wu Yi dissatisfiedly and began to give orders, "Big Black and a team of brothers outflanked, Xiao Hei and Xiao Huang attacked from the left and right flanks respectively, and the remaining brothers charged directly head-on, brothers kill!" ”

Tut-tut, otherwise how can people become the king of dogs! Look! People even understand military strategy!

Poseidon's gang of little brothers roughly calculated that there were three hundred, and Wang Fei only brought more than thirty people, even if Wu Ill was not good at mathematics, he knew that an average person had to deal with ten dogs, and the result was the following:

"There are unlucky people who are dragged around by more than a dozen dogs, and those who are lucky are chased around, and the hand that wants to desperately break through is bitten before it is raised, and before he finds who bites himself, the butt is another bite, and after a while, this group of gangsters will become even worse than beggars, the clothes on the body are the same as the dog's gnaw, oh is the dog's gnaw, you want to find a piece of cloth larger than two centimeters from them, that's a dream!"

"All up the trees! Go to the room, climb to the heights! "Wang Fei is worthy of being a big brother, and he can face it calmly when he comes to this job, it would be better if he didn't tremble while holding the tree.

All the good legs and feet went up, and there were seven or eight people hanging on the crooked neck tree at the entrance of Wu Ill alone, and there were also those with good brains who went directly to the roof. The rest are all bad legs and feet, and they were directly led by the big black and the little black, oh with the dog to surround it, all hugging and shivering, it is estimated that after tonight, anything related to the dog will let him walk around.

Poseidon grinned and said, "It's hard for these bastards to climb so high, my brother can't climb trees!" Wu Yi picked up a broken feather duster and made Zhuge Liang and said, "Big brother, don't panic, I have my own clever plan!" Wu Yi shouted at the top of his voice: "Come on, cat!" Someone is going to assassinate your Vice-Chancellor! ”

At first, Wang Fei and others thought that Wu was crazy, what cat and what auxiliary minister? The next scene made them wonder if they had knocked too much medicine, hallucinated, and it was a black piece again, all cats, and they didn't know where they came from.

Wu Ill didn't see how these cats came about, and all of them silently gathered around Wu Ill, one-eyed came from the darkness, and was an elegant mess, "This group of people is here to make trouble!" Hehe, the former general of the palace listened to the order, and I ordered you to lead the flower cat team to charge forward, and those who retreated were exiled from the territory! ”

"No!" Tonight is destined to be a bloody night.