There is a kind of person in this world, who is born with a halo and flashes wherever he goes, the Buddha's light blesses him, the mountains and rivers make way for him, the sea builds bridges for him, and even the rampaging tornado can turn around 380 degrees without dead ends when he meets him!

That's right, it's about people like Hua Murong!

Originally, Hua Murong, who could even play backgammon that made people dare not look at him directly, faced Su Twelve, who had the highest chess skills in the Demon Realm, and actually insisted on a whole hour without losing a son and with sound limbs!

That's an hour! What long years that were! What an unbearable time it was! What a deep passing year it was!

You must know that Hua Murong has never been able to survive three minutes when he plays chess with others! Almost 38 seconds straight into the street! Properly defeated again and again!

For a while, the onlookers were stunned!

Time flies, and three hours have passed in a blink of an eye, Hua Murong and Su Twelve are still fighting calmly on the chessboard, but the more everyone looks at it, the more anxious they become. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The most anxious is Erlang God, thinking that he was too sad last night because of the loss of his beloved dog, so he borrowed wine to eliminate his sorrows, with ten plates of pork knuckle and twenty plates of sauce hooves and thirty plates of leek buns, he ate all over his body, his waist was not sore, his legs were not painful, and even the old cold legs for many years were better!

However, he got up this morning and had a stomachache, strange, how could the gods still have a stomachache?

Erlang God thought about it, couldn't it be that the black unknown object on the plate of that dish yesterday was a rat Xiang?

Quite possibly! The Erlang Temple is huge, but there are not many commonly used rooms, and the rest are the places where the rat Xiaoqiang opens a sorority, so the mouse gives birth to the mouse, the little Qiang gives birth to the Xiaoqiang, and the Erlang God also allows them to spread the branches and leaves.

Usually there are whistling dogs, on average every day biting thirty mice and fifty Xiaoqiang, but I didn't expect that the roaring dogs were not there for a day, and this group of little beasts actually turned against the sky and dared to fly on his plate!

Ya, if you don't stir-fry, braise and steam and fry those little beasts, and then throw them in Siberia to feed the wolves, he will not be surnamed Erlang!

That, anyway, Erlang God didn't have the surname Er, okay......

Erlang God was so angry that his stomach hurt, but his stomach hurt again, and under the double pain, Erlang God had to search for the figure of Taishang Laojun with his eyes.

Lao Jun, he needs medicine, he needs medicine!

However, looking around, Erlang sadly found that Taishang Laojun was sitting on the farthest diagonal from him, and to find Taishang Laojun, he had to work tirelessly through the vast sea of people to reach his destination through many obstacles.

Ah, that's the farthest distance in the world! Seeing that the medicine is right in front of you, but it is far away!

However, no matter how far away it is, even if it is in the galaxy, he will go to Erlang God!

So Erlang God stood up firmly, and looked at Taishang Laojun with burning eyes, like a soldier going to the death!

As a result, Erlang God just stood up and was pulled by the little friend behind him: "That ......"

Before the man finished speaking, Erlang God came with a firm will without looking back: "Don't stop this God Monarch!" ”

Who would have thought that the man pulled the corner of Erlang God's clothes again: "That, I said ......"

Erlang God raised his eyebrows and interrupted the man's words impatiently: "I said don't stop this Shenjun!" ”

The man tugged at the corners of his clothes a little harder: "That, actually, ......"

Erlang God simply turned around directly: "I said don't ...... you"

Before Erlang God finished speaking, the man couldn't bear to say: "I said buddy, you blocked my sight!" ”

Nani? What's going on? Erlang God crashed directly! looked down, and saw that the man had the appearance of an elegant scholar, but he was too short to reach his waist.

I only heard the man neatly dressed and said righteously: "I said, buddy, can you consider the feelings of our dwarf?" Originally, your behavior of relying on your height and buying the ticket in front of you was shameless enough, but you still stood up and completely blocked our view, this kind of unbearable behavior is simply outrageous! Anyway, are you really a bully when we are shorty? Isn't it discriminatory against us dwarves? ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a row of muscular and tall men stood up behind the man.

Oops, dwarves! This is not good, although the dwarves are extremely short, they have great strength, and I heard that the dwarves with the most strength in their clan can beat people out of the earth with one punch!

A good man doesn't suffer immediate losses, not to mention that he is still a sick man now! Looking at the rows of malicious eyes, Erlang God had no choice but to sit back aggrieved.

You must know that divinity cannot be suppressed, and God must also solve physical needs!

However, as long as Erlang moves his legs, he can feel the malicious gaze on his back.

Erlang God wants to cry without tears, can't he go to the toilet properly......

Bursts of sharp pain struck, and Erlang God covered his stomach and his little face turned pale with pain. But he still held on to his life.

Hmph, isn't it just diarrhea! I think that when Ben Shenjun scraped his bones and healed his wounds, his face was calm and he didn't squeak, but he accidentally bit Taishang Laojun's arm and was chased by him for three days and three nights, and now what is this little pain?

Ten minutes later......

A certain god lifted his trouser belt and walked out of a toilet refreshed. Ah, it's cool to solve the physiological needs, he thinks the sun is shining today!

Anyway, Erlang Shenjun, did you forget to take medicine again? Isn't the sun always on?

After Erlang God came out of the toilet, he happily went to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, but he was stopped by the heavenly soldiers and generals in front of the door, Erlang God felt inexplicable, didn't he already pay the ticket, why did he stop him?

That day, the soldiers and heavenly generals glanced at Erlang God lightly, and said calmly: "Mu Rong said that this ticket is a one-time one. ”

This means that if you want to go in again, you have to pay the ticket again.

But where are the tickets still sold! As soon as Erlang God thought so, he heard Hua Liuliu's highly recognizable voice sounding not far away: "Sell tickets, sell tickets, 20% discount, after this village, there will be no such shop......"

20% off? Is there such a good thing? Could it be that God saw him as Yushu Lingfeng and handsome, and specially gave him a preferential price?

So Erlang God happily went to Hua Liuliu to buy, but he didn't expect that Hua Liuliu's mouth was one hundred taels of silver, and if it was discounted, it would cost a full eighty taels of silver!

His monthly living expenses are only ten taels of silver, eighty taels, why don't you rob it for six or six?

Erlang was angry and scolded secretly: "No treacherous business, no business, no business!" ”

Hua Liuliu said proudly: "This is all the order of our Murong God." ”

Flowers and trees! Flowers and trees! It's Huamu Rong again! It's just a matter of pit his nine-game chess, and I still want to pit his silver! Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, he must ...... Go to the toilet again......

So, Hua Murong in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall stroked the ink hair and played chess one by one, and Erlang outside the Lingxiao Treasure Hall went in and out of the toilet again and again while holding his stomach......

In the end, a certain god monarch sat paralyzed outside the toilet and looked extremely weak, but a heavenly soldier and heavenly general walked over to him and saluted respectfully, and then said solemnly: "The god Murong said that sitting everywhere violates the tolerance of the heavenly realm, no matter who it is, he will be fined ten taels of silver." ”

Ten taels of silver......

Hua Mu Rong Lao Tzu wants to duel with you!! (To be continued.) )