readx;?“ This sauce beef is delicious, is it Xu Ji's house, it is the most authentic, and the others have to stand aside! Xiaolong said to Wu Yi with a chicken paw in his mouth: "It's good to have land to eat, why do you talk so much, if someone is willing to buy this for me to eat, I don't dislike it." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "Wang Yan's **** is very good, a complete chicken wing, stuffed into a small mouth, and the bones are left when you take it out."

Wu Yi smiled and said to Xiaolong: "Brother, you hate to be blessed!" "Get out! Why are you getting dirtier and dirtier! "Hehe, it's all men, what kind of serious person are you pretending to be with me, don't tell me you didn't have that kind of thought, tell me honestly, did you get a blood?" Xiaolong's eyes rolled and said, "We don't support premarital sex, and besides, we're still young, so we're not in a hurry, but shouldn't you find one?" ”

As soon as he talked about this, Wu was wilted, and he was twenty-nine years old, and his girlfriend didn't know where to mess around, Huang Mei was his nominal girlfriend, and it didn't count. Wang Yan gnawed on the chicken paws and proposed: "Otherwise, you and Sister Huang Mei should make a pair, anyway, you are in name, so it's better to fake the show." Oops! A chicken bone accurately hit Wang Yan's forehead.

Huang Mei glared and said, "How can I speak, can I take a fancy to him?" Wu Yi also raised his eyebrows and said: "If you want to kill me, I'll say it directly, what are you doing in a round of things!" Wang Yan covered his head and crawled aggrievedly in Xiaolong's arms: "People just make a suggestion, if you don't agree, you don't agree, why beat people!" Even Xiaolong sighed: "This is the most bad idea I've heard this year, and there is no one." Then he was pinched by Wang Yan and grinned.

The four of them were lying on the ground moaning ungracefully, and only Sophia was cleaning up the rest of the garbage. Wang Yan looked at the busy Sophia and said, "It would be nice if Sister Sophia was a real human being, in that case, the people who chased her could go abroad." Sophia paused: "I'm going to be human, I'm close, it's just that I don't know what love is, I just know that Ernie sauce is all I have." ”

After hearing this, Wang Yan became a nymphomaniac and said: "It's so powerful, so am I all yours?" Xiaolong hurriedly expressed his loyalty: "Definitely, you are my only and my all!" "You must be lying when you say it so happily!" Xiaolong rolled his eyes and said, "Then what do you want?" "You should think about it for a while, and then take an oath to me seriously, so that you can feel most at ease."

Women like to be unreasonable most of the time, Wu Yi thinks that this kind of problem can be explained by a big-eared scraper, but Xiaolong patiently accompanied Wang Yan to explain again, and Wu Yi's goosebumps rose. Huang Mei seemed to see Wu Yi's thoughts, and sneered: "That's why you're a single dog!" ”

"Hey, you two are not done abusing dogs, are you calling you here to do something, come here!" Xiaolong reluctantly took Wang Yan's hand and sat down and said, "Didn't you say that you asked us to come out to play, how can there be anything else?" "Don't talk nonsense, come and read this text message." Xiaolong took Wu Yi's mobile phone and read: "Help, dot, dot, exclamation point, sender Wu Lao Er." ”

Wang Yan corrected: "What a little bit of a little bit, that's an ellipsis!" "Oh, what do you mean, prank?" Wu Yi snatched the phone and said angrily: "If I knew, I wouldn't have called you two here!" Xiaolong patted his head and suddenly realized: "I remember, you seem to have told me about this Wu Lao Er, it seems that he is not a very reliable person." ”

"That's right, what do you think that means?" Wang Yan slapped his face and said, "You don't need to ask, you say that this person is unreliable, it must be a prank!" Xiaolong muttered: "I think it's the same, who sent a distress signal and also sent an ellipsis, this is too child's play, right?" Wang Yan hesitated for a while and said, "But what if it's true?" ”

Wu Yi threw his mobile phone on the bed and said angrily: "I'm afraid that in case of this, what can happen to this old guy ****** actually make him send a distress signal!" Xiaolong patted Wu Ai's shoulder and comforted: "What's so distressing about this matter, you just call the police and it's over, if it's true, then you've done your best, no matter what the result is, you don't have to feel guilty, if it's fake, it's a big deal to be educated!" ”

Huang Mei sighed and said: "It would be nice if it could be so simple, that Wu Lao Er is the god who is looking for Wu Yi to receive us, and this matter is very complicated and cannot be called to the police, because this guy himself is a wanted criminal, and he is the most advanced kind!" Wang Yan opened his mouth wide and said dumbly: "I used to think that God was either a mess from above, or a kind old man and old lady, how could I know that your three views are all shattered?" ”

Xiaolong couldn't help but ask: "What the hell is he doing, he will be wanted by the whole country?" Is he a murderer? "That's not true, his glorious deeds can't be finished for three days and three nights, how to talk about it another day, you just need to know now, this old guy is a slut but not a bad guy, by the way, help me analyze, what does this text message mean."

Xiaolong took the mobile phone and said: "How can this be analyzed, there are only two words and two symbols in total, how do you ask me to analyze, even if Conan comes, it will be in vain!" Wang Yan poked the callback button, stared at the phone screen and said, "Haven't you tried to call back?" Wu Yi said impatiently: "Why haven't I tried, no matter how many times I call, no one answers, I doubt that this guy has hung up." ”

The ringtone is still so cheerful, because Wu Lao Er, who lacks heart, doesn't know why he actually set the ringtone to the Smurfs, and there is nothing wrong with the ringtone itself, but with Wu Lao Er's obscene old face, it makes people a little disgusted. "They're lively and smart, they're mischievous and smart, they're free... Who are you, come and save Lao Tzu! I can't hold on anymore! ”

The phone was actually connected! Wu Yi picked up the phone and shouted: "Where are you, Wu Er, what is your situation?" "Ahhh Wu Sick, come and save me, I'm hanging on the mountain, help... Squeak! Wu Laoer's voice was very erratic, and the signal seemed to be very bad, and the whole call was full of electromagnetic noise.

Wu Yi held up his mobile phone and said confusedly: "What does this mean?" Xiaolong shrugged his shoulders and said, "At least you've made sure that this isn't a prank, that Wu Lao Er may really be hanging." "But he didn't say which hill he was hanging on, so how could I save him?" There are countless famous mountains and rivers in China, and there are so many people who can't even name them, how can you let me find them? ”

Wang Yan hugged Sophia's big breasts and said, "It depends on how powerful Sophia's sister is." Wu Yi gave himself a mouth, and actually forgot about Sophia, people are future technology, tracking a little mobile phone signal should be drizzle, right? Sophia's fingers became slender, and a satellite receiver grew out of her head after inserting it into the headphone jack, collecting signals in circles.

Taking advantage of the effort, Xiaolong asked Wu Yi: "There are so many masters in your family, why did you think of looking for the two of us?" "Don't mention it, the beast god guy is in my house now, and I can't let him know the things on Wu Lao Er's body for the time being, so I can only ask you for help." Wang Yan said excitedly: "Beast God? Is that my husky? Huang Mei reminded: "He is now a beast god, you better not have any strange thoughts!" ”

Wang Yan played with his fingers and said aggrievedly: "People just feel sorry for him and want to compensate him." Xiaolong comforted: "He is now a beast god, and he is considered an enemy of Wu Disease, you can't run to compensate him, right?" Wu Yi smiled bitterly: "Then you still need to compensate him, he has now occupied my house, my parents have an extra dog son, and I have an extra husky brother!" ”

"What about Tang Seng and them?" "Defected, now one is taking the family to play games every day, and the other is about to apprentice, I don't know how embarrassed they are, they were actually surpassed by a dog!" Huang Mei waved her hand and said, "Okay, those two people have such a hobby, and they will naturally be excited when they finally meet a proficient master, and it will be like that if you wait for a few days." ”

"I found it, it was located in Mount Tai, but the signal was too weak to determine the specific location, so I could only do this." Sophia was still a little apologetic, Xiaolong slapped her face and smiled: "Sophia's efficiency is really not ordinarily fast, if she is short of money to spend, it is better to let her add a few zeros to the number in the bank, and she will not have to worry for the rest of her life." ”

Wu looked at Xiaolong blankly, Xiaolong touched his face and said, "What do you think I'm doing, do I have something on my face?" Wu said dejectedly: "Why didn't I think of such a good way in the first place, I am really stupid?" "Hey, don't take it seriously, I'm just joking, if you get caught, don't say it's my idea!"

Wu Yi hugged Xiaolong and said with a smile: "How can I forget you about such a big thing, let's make a fortune together, I will share half of you, Sophia will definitely not let people find out." Wang Yan pulled the little dragon out and glared at him: "Our family is not short of money, don't take my little dragon badly!" Wu Yi pouted and said: "I don't know who will bring whom, what do you think Xiaolong is a good thing?" ”

"Are you in arrears?" Wang Yan squinted his eyes and said. The two hands are very dexterous, and the slender jade fingers are like fluttering butterflies, and the eyes are dazzling. Xiaolong gloated: "She will return to her moldy state in an hour now, you better be careful!" Wu Yi immediately made a five-body throw, and shouted: "Weichen's crime deserves death, please spare my dog's life, and use the guilty body to serve Your Majesty's work as a dog and horse!" ”

Wang Yan snorted coldly: "Count you as acquaintances, let's be even!" "Wu Yi really doesn't dare to mess with her now, and I shudder to think about that bad luck. Huang Mei waved her hand and said: "Okay, you two men are going to open a room, I will sleep with Wang Yan tonight, by the way, remember to set the time of the "alarm clock", lest I be unlucky!" (To be continued.) )