Since the beast god came to Wu Sick's house, Wu Sick's status has plummeted, but this guy has a god's heart on top of a dog's head, not to mention clever and cute, but also empathetic, and has become the top of the family's food chain. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info began to know the identity of this guy, Huang Mei and the others were still afraid to approach him, but Tang Seng was the first to defect, just because this guy played a very good game, taking you super god and taking you to fly is by no means bragging, Tang Seng has now become a full-time slave who combs his hair, and it is estimated that he will not be so dogged when he sees the real Buddha.

Wu Xingyun was the second to be captured, the reason was that one day Wu Xingyun went crazy again, and when he was about to cover his eyes and spit out the blood, this thing appeared, he actually knew martial arts! And it is also very high, Wu Xingyun only broke through the martial arts some time ago under his guidance, this is about to break through again, according to Wu Xingyun, that time is her most beautiful time, twenty-seven or eight, not old or young, sometimes she doesn't want to break through.

Not to mention his parents, he may really raise him as his youngest son, he is a mess, the baby is long and the baby is short every day, and Wu Yi himself has never enjoyed this treatment! Fortunately, there are two die-hard fans of Wu Xingyun and Sophia, otherwise Wu Yi has the urge to directly murder his dog's life, for Wu Ai's impulse, Luo Gu raised his four paws to agree, he is tired of seeing the beast god this guy sell cute!

It's a pity that Wu Ill still endured it, because his father found out about secretly giving the beast god laxatives, and after a four-hour criticism meeting, he almost forced Wu Ill to drink it. Wu ran away from home, he is not worried about the rebellion of the beast god at all now, if he is not satisfied with being spoiled like this, it is estimated that it is the same thing to become a god, and it is estimated that he is not so comfortable as an immortal.

"Where is my home!" Wu Yi stood in front of the "Home Inn" and sighed, a woman with heavy makeup and glamorous makeup sent away an old customer and wanted to develop new customers, and said to Wu Yi enthusiastically: "Little brother is happy!" The voice was very sweet, and the tone was really sincere, but it was a pity that Wu Yi looked at Huang Mei not far away, so he could only start to sigh again.

"Made, a dead impotent man, a waste of my mother's feelings!" There was nowhere to reason, Huang Mei took Sophia's hand and came to Wu Yi and said, "The room has been opened, do you have any opinion on the single room?" "What can I say, anyway, I haven't slept with Huang Mei once or twice, I've been sleeping on the floor, and I can't sleep on soft things now, it's really cheap.

This is under the guise of living a two-person world with his girlfriend.,Otherwise, I have to help serve the beast god.,I don't know where to get such a big charm.,Even a group of students of their own can't be spared.,Often yelling for the teacher to bring his dog to play.。 Anyway, I am a physical education teacher, so I went directly to the principal for a long leave in a fit of anger, the reason is that I have a special task!

Hey!

"Hey Xiaolong, where are you going, the room is already open, why haven't you arrived yet?" "Oh, you wait a minute, I'm stuck in a traffic jam here, damn it's really inconvenient to listen to the blessing of luck, hang up first." "Don't don't, I got two side dishes, you buy some other stir-fry and wine on the way, how about we have some together?" "Okay, tell me what you're cooking, lest I'm making the same thing."

"Hehe, a plate of spiced peanuts and a pack of spicy strips." “...... You just said that you want to pit me, you can't just get a meal! Wu Yi smiled evilly: "If you say the pit, you will see the outside, our brothers have such a good relationship, isn't yours mine!" The person who spoke became Wang Yan: "Your uncle's Wu disease, the old lady is still his, why don't you say that I am yours?" ”

Wu Yi smiled evilly: "If Xiaolong doesn't mind, I don't have an opinion." "you, it's just your three-inch nail, how embarrassed are you to say it!" Wu Yi turned his phone to speakerphone, and Huang Mei laughed: "You haven't seen how you know that Wu Yi is a three-inch nail, did you two do something unsightly behind my back and Xiaolong!" ”

Wu Yi smiled on the side and didn't answer, and Wang Yan said coquettishly: "Sister Huang Mei, how can you help others bully me, people don't obey!" Huang Mei got goosebumps when she heard this, and said in disgust: "What medicine did Xiaolong give you, why haven't you changed so much in a few days!" Xiaolong smiled next to him: "The two of us insist on kissing for an hour every day, and I am going to have diabetes now!" ”

Wu Yi pouted and said, "I won't ask you why you have diabetes, see if I can suffocate you!" "Oops! Sick brother, just ask, why are you so bad now! "Forget about Wang Yan's sister, you are a big man who is very disgusting, okay! Wu was ill with a chill, and without hesitation, he turned on the poisonous tongue mode: "Are you planning to travel to Thailand recently?" ”

I heard Wang Yan over there say excitedly: "Yes, yes, yes, we are going to spend a honeymoon, and we only decided to do it in the quilt last night, how do you know?" Wu said in a strange voice: "From then on, you and Xiaolong will not be able to be husband and wife, you can only be sisters, hahahaha!" "Wu Ill, you wait for me to play you to death!" The call ended with Wang Yan's roar.

Huang Mei glanced at Wu Yi and said meaningfully: "You're going to be unlucky!" "To be honest, Wu Yi is really a little worried, after all, Wang Yan is a mildew god who is more than a broom star, a little bit of bad luck or something, he will really play himself to death, and he really almost died last time! If you don't die, you won't die, in the next half an hour, Wu Yi's heart was extremely tormented, why did he provoke Wang Yan the most, knowing that he couldn't afford to provoke him, he would die!

There was a knock on the door, and a delicate female voice said, "Do you want special services?" Wu Yi didn't even think about it, so he said, "Don't!" I didn't expect this one to be quite persistent, "What kind of girl we have, the flight attendant nurse ******, you are satisfied!" Wu Yi said impatiently: "Do you like Han Hong's kind?" The other side was silent for a while and said with a dry smile: "Sir, you are joking, otherwise you go with me and choose it yourself, there must be a suitable one for you." ”

"Get away, Lao Tzu likes men, stinky and dead!" Wu was completely impatient. "Hmph, dead poor ghost!" It is estimated that he is gone, the footsteps are already far away, Wu Yigang wanted to play the computer and knocked on the door again, "May I ask if the gentleman inside is the service you ordered?" I was introduced by someone else. Wu Yi said frantically: "Believe it or not, Lao Tzu slapped you!" ”

Now people really do everything for money, so they heard the silence outside for a long time, and just when Wu Yi thought that the person had left, the other party gritted his teeth and said: "As long as the money is in place, I can come no matter how you don't play to death!" "It's a matter of dying for money, Wu Ying really wanted to see what this benevolent brother looked like, but considering that he was a normal straight man, he immediately drove out this terrible thought.

"One hundred dollars a night, come in if you agree!" If he is not satisfied with the money, it is his problem, it is a business failure, and he will definitely not be entangled with Wu Zhi again, but Wu Yi is really afraid that he will agree, staring at the door, and after a while, he heard someone scolding in a low voice, and the poor ghost is no longer silent. I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, if I let Huang Mei know that I was in the same room with her, I would be dead, especially if I found a man, I would die quite well!

"Bang" Wu Yi just breathed a sigh of relief and the door was kicked open directly, Wu Yi thought that the duck had just gone and returned, and he was frightened and pointed to the door with a banana and closed his eyes and howled: "Lao Tzu is a straight man, if you dare to come, you will die, Lao Tzu must stuff this plate of bananas into your chrysanthemum!" The wind passed in his ears again, this bastard actually dared to throw himself with something, Wu Yi secretly made up his mind, even if he turned around and bathed himself in disinfectant water, he would repair him!

When I opened my eyes, I found that the man in front of me was a little familiar, how could I look at it more and more familiar, isn't this Xiaolong, he actually fell! Without waiting for Wu Ill's words, Xiaolong patted Wu Ill's face and said curiously: "What kind of hysteria do you have, ghost upper body?" Before the words came out again, Xiaolong was instantly pushed aside, followed by Wang Yan's not too beautiful face.

This guy actually forced Wu Yi into a corner, and said with a wicked smile after the wall knock: "What did you just say? Do you want Xiaolong and me to be sisters? Wu Yi broke out in a cold sweat, trying to avoid any physical contact with Wang Yan, he really didn't want to be unlucky! Trying to squeeze out a smile: "Sister Yan, I was wrong, it's the younger brother, do you see if you can stay away from me, your boyfriend is still watching there." ”

Wu Yi also pretended to be shy, and then Xiaolong and Huang Mei put the dishes on the plate, and when they heard Wu Yi talk about themselves, they raised their heads and said, "Don't worry about me, I'm a very generous person, not a careful person." "How can people who stay with themselves for a long time end up becoming cheap, do they have their own contagious criminal halo? No, it must have been them who brought themselves to ruin!

Wang Yan kept using his fingers to gesture on Wu Yi's body, and said with a wicked smile: "Are you afraid of me?" Wu Yi swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said with a dry smile: "How can it, you are looking for such a beautiful one, in fact, I have a crush on you for a long time!" "Ouch! Is it, then why didn't I see it at all, since this is the case, don't say that this girl hasn't given you a chance, how about letting you kiss you when I go out today, don't be polite My boyfriend listens to me, he doesn't dare to be angry, hurry up and save me and change my mind in a while! ”

Wu Yi said with a bitter face: "I'd rather you change your mind." Wang Yan said that he really touched Wu Yi's face. Ahhh It's over! How can you really touch it! I'm going to be unlucky again, Huang Mei go and call someone to protect me, woo woo woo I'm still a virgin! I don't want to die yet! (To be continued.) )