"Hee-hee!" Her figure eased slightly: "This is almost the same, knowing that Miss Ben is the teacher, just like the Huoyun Evil God in "Kung Fu" finally bowed down at the feet of Xingye, begging to learn the Divine Palm, which shows that he really admits defeat." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 InfoWell, for the sake of your knowledge of current affairs, Miss Ben will consider taking you as an apprentice. However, you provoked me too much just now, let me dissipate my anger first! ”

He closed his eyes, puffed up his chest, and was cheeky, letting her come, looking like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.

"Hee-hee!" She had already come to the front and smiled proudly: "You really don't hide? Aren't you afraid that I will slap you in the face, which will be heavier than that shadowless hand Ah Xiang two years ago? ”

"Don't hide!" He didn't open his eyes at all: "Anyway, it was my daughter-in-law who beat me, no matter how painful it is, I will admit it!" It doesn't matter how high your martial arts cultivation is in the future, just like at One Plus One two years ago and at the airport this morning, even if I can't fight again, I will block this palm for you! ”

"Oops!" She let out a coquettish cry, as if she was very touched in her heart, so her voice suddenly became very soft: "I know that you are good to me!" However, let me tell you the truth, I didn't study for long, and my dad said I couldn't even build a shelf. So, it's just going to be able to bluff you. If there is really danger in the future, you still have to rush to the front, haha! ”

"Hey, hey!" He opened his eyes suddenly: "Now it's exposed!" I'll just say, how can a weak woman become so strong all of a sudden. If there was such a quick method, then Shaolin Feng and Wudang Mountain would have been closed long ago. Isn't that so? ”

"Oops!" She immediately raised her eyebrows, "You guy, you deliberately pretended to be pitiful to trick me!" I mean, why did you throw in the towel so quickly! It seems that you big villain is really worse than the character of the Fire Cloud Evil God! After others know that their skills are not as good as others, they admit defeat and learn from their teachers. It's good for you to pretend to be pitiful with this, you just want to probe my bottom and see me ugly! ”

After saying that, she decisively turned her fluttering palm technique into a fierce fist, ready to smash him in the chest.

But he didn't think about it, and a wicked smile appeared on his face: "Girl! Too conceited, right? Tell you, I don't have to pretend to be pitiful when dealing with a fist like you. Let's tell you the truth, I don't need you to be honest, I've already found out your bottom, believe it? ”

"I don't believe it!" She couldn't help but shake her head, "Look at your stupid appearance, your face is so frightened by my posture that your face is white, what can you do here?" ”

He smirked: "You really don't believe it? ”

"Don't believe it!" She straightened her neck, "I don't believe it if I die!" ”

He pouted at her: "Don't be so absolute, take a look down, and then talk after reading it!" ”

She hurriedly looked down and immediately exclaimed: "Ah! You great demon! When did you reach here? ”

It turned out that although she was approaching step by step, he didn't really "kill with his neck", but took advantage of her unpreparedness to use a trick he learned from the "shadowless hand" Ah Xiang "silently", and the "clutches" had already been placed on her chest, no wonder she exclaimed so much.

With a smile in his eyes, the "clutches" continued to move forward, and quickly touched her erect chest, which made her retreat again and again: "You, you, you, you haven't really gone to that temple to learn kung fu in the past two years, right?" ”

"Hey, hey!" He slowly approached her ear and said with a smile: "Didn't you tell me that I learned one and a half tricks from the old man?" Then let me tell you, in the past two years, I have also come into contact with some people. For example, Ah Xiang, the shadowless hand, after subduing him last time, I asked him to help my daughter Red Company with some social relations, so that no one on the road would harass their company. Over time, I learned some shadowless kung fu. This morning, I slapped those backpackers at the airport, and it took a few strokes to learn. ”

"Oh!" She nodded; "I said! Those slaps were crisp and loud, which was really relieving. Moreover, they, the people on the road, didn't even see how you beat them, which shows that the shadowless hand you are practicing now is really a small achievement! ”

"Where!" He lowered his voice and continued to whisper in her ear: "I'm all relying on Meng, if they fight back at that time, they will have to show their stuff!" I, that is, this trick silently attacks the chest, and I often practice it in private, just so that it can come in handy after meeting you. No, it really works, does it? ”

"Oops! Dislike! She stretched out her hand and struck, "You bad guy, you just wanted to praise you for being motivated!" It turns out that this is what I practice secretly all day long! ”

"There's nothing wrong with that, right?" He laughed; "In Jin Yong's martial arts novels, Duan Yu in "Dragon Babu", when the six-vein divine sword is sometimes used and sometimes not, he relies on 'Ling Bo Weibu' to save his life. Wei Xiaobao in "The Legend of Deer and Ding" is not proficient in various kung fu, but he has a soft spot for the escape of 'magic and change', and he also named it 'Xiaobao Oil'. As for me, too, I just want to knock them out with these few slaps, and then find a chance to slip away, so I have to learn well. That's the same reason with them, right? ”

"Haha! Originally

That's it! She was already overjoyed, "Let's talk about it, what have you learned over the years in addition to learning this shadowless hand?" ”

"Nothing!" He shook his head, "Every day I think about how to gain a foothold in the county and town, and I don't have much time to learn anything else." By the way, don't say it, there really is one! ”

She was immediately interested: "What is it?" Come and hear it! ”

He smiled: "Drag racing! ”

"Drag racing?" She was stunned for a moment, and the second monk was confused, and it took a while to remember: "Oh! By the way, before we watched the movie, you broke the record in the arcade and the drag racing was really handsome! You, you, you, can't you be a real drag racing party, right? ”

He laughed, "I'm not a drag racing party. However, I do know one. It's the one plus one we've been to, and the owner of the store is called Huo Zhenyue. By the way, the guy who helped you solve the problem of Professor Bao's bath bucket! “

"Uh-huh! I know this man! She nodded: "It seems that he is still the richest man in Xijing, right?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" His eyes showed approval: "Two years have passed, but you still remember, it seems that comparing your brain to a computer is really not blowing." ”

She laughed, "Don't praise me! Your drag racing skills won't be learned from this big boss Huo, right? ”

"It's not him!" He couldn't stop laughing: "However, you have already guessed eight or nine." Actually, it's his youngest son. Known as Huo Xiaogongzi. This kid and I bumped into each other by mistake, and they are good friends. Before inheriting his dad's business empire, he was a rebellious son who raced every day. His father insisted that I teach him to learn well, and called me Master. So, I asked him to be a driver for me for a few days, and sent me a few times, so I learned a few tricks of drag racing by the way, and that's it! ”

"You guy!" She exclaimed, "What a way to learn!" If it continues to develop like this, he will really become a genius in both civil and military affairs! The most powerful genius in Jin Yong's novels should be Huang Rong's father, Huang Laoxi, right? ”

"Uh-huh! Really! You girl, you've seen so much! He nodded, but shook his head again: "No! If you want to say that this yellow old evil character is also like your father, he can be civil and martial. That's why I taught you such an eccentric and extremely smart Huang Rong. And I, I'm stupid, at most, I can only rely on the acquired efforts to become that stupid Guo Jing! ”

"Hahaha!" She chuckled: "You actually treat me as Huang Rong......"

I saw that she wanted to speak and stopped, and her pretty face was slightly red.

In fact, many girls regard themselves as Huang Rong in their hearts, or as the characters they aspire to become.

There is a father who is both civil and military, and he has a lot of money, he has no worries about food and clothing since he was a child, no one dares to mess with him, and he has a pair of soft hedgehog armor that no one dares to touch.

On the way to growing up, I met the silly boy Guo Jing, although he was a little stupid, but his family background was not bad, he was the number one candidate for the Mongolian Golden Sword Horse, and he was the only disciple of the leader of the beggar gang, and he also had a lot of connections with other martial arts bosses.

What's more, this kid seems to be silly and silly, but he is very diligent. Learn Jebe's peerless archery, and later come to the top, one arrow can shoot down two eagles. Learn the eighteen palms of the dragon descending from Hong Qigong, and he has learned them all, and since he has lost them, there are a few palms that others will not be able to do in their lifetime. Learn the old naughty boy's empty boxing and two-handed fighting, which is also a hundred times stronger than a smart person, and he will be able to learn it. Learn from the old man's pole Huang Laoxi's finger magic power, so exquisite kung fu, it is also wonderful. learned the martial arts treasure Jiuyin True Scripture, and actually learned all the upper and lower volumes, and memorized it backwards.

Of course, the most important thing is that this silly boy has a deep love for Huang Ying, no matter the wind and waves, people and gods are angry, but he has always been consistent, and he has never thought of abandoning, even if the Mongolian princess who grew up with childhood sweethearts came to propose, she resolutely refused.

This must seem stupid to modern people, but others are so stupid. is stupid and willful, stupid and cute, so he can capture the heart of Huang Rong, who is peerless.

Therefore, to be a woman is Huang Rong, and to marry Guo Jing is to marry someone.

Seeing that the flush on Qing'er's face was a little stronger, I couldn't tell if it was because of the drink just now, or if I really thought I was Huang Rong in my heart. In short, the innocent girl is already pretty, and she said: "If you want to say that you treat me as Huang Rong, it can be regarded as a relationship." However, you yourself are a goblin and goblin, and you actually think you are a stupid boy Guo Jing, this is a bit far-fetched, right? ”

"Really?" He smiled wickedly and approached her: "Why don't I think Guo Jing is stupid at all!" Tell me, this kid just looks stupid, but where is he stupid? Nothing was left behind, and all the advantages were taken by him alone. Do you dare to say that hidden under his silly appearance, he is not a very smart heart? ”

"Hmm!" She nodded slightly: "Don't say it, it's really possible." Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is the highest level, if you are wise, you are stupid! ”

He smiled lightly: "In a word, it sums it up well!" From this point of view, if it is really as you said, do I usually pretend to be stupid, and I can achieve this effect of 'great wisdom and foolishness' and chase Guo Jing directly? ”