"Good you stinky girl! How dare you treat your dad as a digression? The old man blew his beard and glared. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Qing'er was not afraid at all: "It was meant to be!" Look at it, Aunt Xiaomei has been talking for a while, and she hasn't drunk the wine that should accompany her! ”

"Oh?" Only then did the old man react and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, yes!" I'm off topic! Come on, come on! For Teacher Xiaomei's wonderful speech, let's accompany the four bowls! ”

"Hey, hey!" Qing'er smiled: "Dad! That's not right! If you want to say that Aunt Xiaomei's paragraph about Cangyang Gyatso's love history is much stronger than your paragraph about the absurd history of Yan Liang. You accompanied four bowls just now, Aunt Xiaomei finished speaking, why do you have to accompany five bowls, what do you say? ”

"Five bowls?" The old man was startled, his eyes widened wider than just now, but he was soon relieved, the girl was showing favor to Xiaomei for herself, and immediately smiled: "Okay, good!" Five bowls is five bowls! Xiaomei, you can watch it! The three of us are also completely from the bottom of our hearts, and toasting you with this full five bowls of wine can be regarded as a complete affirmation of your wonderful speech! ”

After speaking, the old man was really unambiguous, he picked up the wine bowl and drank it, and he still poured himself a drink. After a while, he drank five bowls of wine.

As soon as the old man takes the lead, Thangka and Qing'er will definitely have to follow. So, without saying a word, I drank "Goo Dong Goo Dong".

Aunt Xiaomei was already like a peach blossom and laughed: "Okay! Lao Lu accompanied the pair just now, so I'll drink a little more. ”

After speaking, this "most beautiful professor in history" was also full of pride, and he drank three bowls in a row, which shocked Thangka.

……

The wind blows the willow flowers all over the store, and Wu Ji presses the wine to call the guests to taste.

The children of Jinling came to see each other off, and they did everything they could.

Please ask the eastward flowing water, don't you care who is short and long?

……

Between the laughter and laughter, the four of them have been drinking for several times. Suddenly, I realized that there was no wine in both jars.

Get! A jar of two catties, a full four catties of wine, has been belly.

Thangka is a little stupid, and he doesn't know whether this principle of "total control" still continues to count.

was confused, I saw Aunt Xiaomei waving her hand at Qing'er: "Okay!" Let's let go and drink today! Look at your dad, he's in pretty good shape today. It seems that this good daughter is really relatively immune, so let's continue these two jars! ”

"Good!" The old man clapped his hands and laughed: "Continue!" Continued! Look, Teacher Xiaomei is the real leader! If she doesn't say continue, let's stop here today, hahaha! ”

"Okay!" Qing'er got up with a smile, glanced at him, and motioned for him to help him pick up the jar and refill the wine.

He understood, picked up a jar in one hand, and followed her towards the cellar.

When he arrived at the wine cellar, she helped him put down the wine jar, and was about to open the fifty-pound wine jar to refill the wine, but he might as well be hugged by him from behind.

"Yikes! You? She let out an exclamation, but before she could react, he had already kissed her without saying anything, tightly.

The people are slender, and their faces are full of pretty. are all pretty, sad, and frowned.

It's not a newcomer, how to hold the waist and limbs? How to hold, soft as a boneless will be shocked again.

"Nasty! What are you doing! She called out coquettishly, but she didn't refuse, and let him kiss him.

He didn't speak, just looked at her with a smirk.

"You nasty! Just know to bully me! She snorted, "Look at your anxious monkey appearance, does the book talk about drunken disorderly sex, does it refer to you like this!" ”

"Oh? Really? He smiled slightly: "Isn't it?" How do I remember two years ago, when you went to Xijing for the first time, we both came back from 'One Plus One', and we also drank a lot of wine. But we are all very sober, just under the lamp and shadow tree, indulging in kisses. I remember, that day, I kissed everyone who should have kissed, and I watched everything that should have been watched, I remember correctly! ”

"Oops! Hate to death! Kiss everything that should be kissed, watch everything that should be seen, what are you talking about? The innocent girl was in a hurry all of a sudden, raised her fist high, and was about to knock it down.

"Hey, hey!" He was cheeky, reached out and grabbed her pink fist, and smiled, "What's wrong?" I think it was the first time on this day, and I don't want to admit it! I still remember vividly that we were very involved in the shadow of the trees that day, and then there was an uncle who made trouble, didn't he? ”

"yes!" After he said this, she immediately dissipated her resentment, and responded with a smile: "I still remember clearly, I was really taken aback at that time, thinking that those people we subdued in 'One Plus One' were not dead and wanted to hide in the shadow of the tree to beat our stuffy sticks?" ”

"Hahaha!" He couldn't stop laughing: "How can they be so bold? It's that uncle, I still remember his appearance, it's quite cute. He said he was just passing by and thought you were being bullied by me. But because he is old, his legs and feet are not bright, and he knows that he can't beat me. So, I just want to ask you, do you need to call the police and let the police arrest me, right? ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" She was already smiling: "That's it! You talk about you, not only me, but others too, just look at you

It's an out-and-out rascal! At that time, I really should have said that I didn't know you, let this uncle call the police and lock you up, and you would definitely be much better. Otherwise, you'll always be allowed to succeed like this......"

"Hey, hey!" He pinched her nose domineeringly, "No wonder even your dad says you're weird and doesn't know what to do!" It's really like this, I obviously tried my best to save you in 'One Plus One', not only did you not promise to repay your kindness, but you hoped that the police would arrest me in the bureau, are you so immoral? ”

"Oops!" She hurriedly begged for mercy: "Okay! Know you're awesome, okay? Let go, my nose is about to be pinched and broken by you! ”

"That's pretty much it!" He smiled and said, "Hurry up and be angry, beg Young Master Ben to let you go!" ”

"Let me go!" She shrugged her nose and whispered softly, very pitiful.

"Alright! For the sake of correcting your mistakes, I will spare you! He smiled and let go.

But she never thought about it, but as soon as she let go, she pinched his nose in turn with lightning speed, and pinched it hard: "Hahaha!" Now the bull's nose was caught by Miss Ben! It's time for you to beg for mercy, hurry up! If it had been a little slower, Miss Ben would have pulled it off and eaten it as beef sauce! ”

He can be regarded as having comprehended Miss Lu's power, but this can't help her, I saw him sneak up on her armpits, and when she withdrew her hand to dodge, he smiled proudly: "What's the matter?" I still can't fight this young master! The key, we have already said just now, we have seen everything that should be seen, we have kissed what we should kiss, we have touched what we should touch, where are the itchy flesh on your body, Young Master Ben knows it, look where you are still running! ”

"Ahhhhh was scratched by him on the most itchy armpit at once, and she was already panting: "I'm really afraid of you!" Stop! Stop! ”

"Haha!" He laughed evilly: "Didn't you just shout to eat beef in sauce?" I want to see, is the sauce elbow skin delicious, or the sauce nose delicious? ”

"Listen to you! It's all up to you! She couldn't help but say, "You can eat wherever you want, okay?" ”

"Haha! That's pretty much it! He withdrew his hand shallowly, a triumphant smile on his face.

After a slow move, she quickly recovered: "Okay! You don't know what to do! Actually pinched my dead hole and didn't let go, see how Miss Ben cleaned you up! ”

After speaking, she handed it out with both hands, learned his appearance, and went straight to his armpit: "Itching doesn't kill you?" ”

However, surprisingly, he was unmoved, and her eyes widened in shock: "What's the matter with you?" Where's your tickle meat? ”

"Hahaha!" He laughed, "I don't know! Young Master Ben has recently practiced the Golden Bell Jar Dafa, and he has already practiced a body of thirteen horizontal exercises, the itchy flesh in the past is long gone, and now there is only a pair of copper skin and iron bones left, are you afraid? ”

"Really?" She stopped suspiciously, only to notice an unnatural smile on the corner of his mouth, and tentatively scratched her again.

This time, he couldn't stand it anymore, pushed her hand outward, and laughed out loud.

"Hahaha!" This time it was her turn to smile proudly: "What kind of bullshit thirteen horizontal golden bell jars, just hold on here." You guy is really good at pretending to be a ghost, see if I don't take off all your itchy meat! ”

With that, she put her hand to her mouth and snorted a hot breath before striking at him again.

"Oops!" He couldn't dodge, and shouted repeatedly: "The deadly man is here!" It is said that women are like knives, and it is true! Even the thirteen horizontal golden bell jars can be chopped open with one knife, and there is only a woman like you who wants people's lives! ”

"Humph!" She sneered, "You know how powerful Miss Ben is, right? If you are interested, quickly kneel down and beg for mercy! Otherwise, Miss Ben will definitely make you unable to survive, unable to die! ”

He waved his hand again and again, seeing that he had been forced into a corner, and there was no way to retreat, so he couldn't help but adopt the strategy of "rabbit fighting eagle", and kicked his legs back sharply and jumped towards her.

Her face changed slightly, and she hurriedly flashed to the side, and shouted, "Okay! It seems that I have really learned a few tricks of three-legged cat kung fu recently! However, don't you know, I recently got a doctorate, and I usually have nothing to do, but I am always pulled by my father to get up early and play Tai Chi every day, or the kind of Tai Chi that has both offense and defense, and see how Miss Ben cleans you up? ”

"Wow!" He pretended to exclaim: "It turns out that Zhang Sanfeng's heir is here, then I'm really scared!" ”

At this point, he had already taken advantage of the situation to break out of her siege and come to the center of the cellar, and was about to laugh proudly, but she actually put on a Tai Chi starting hand and called him flutteringly.

"Oh my God!" He was really surprised this time: "It turns out that I really learned Tai Chi Bagua!" Then it seems that I can only be beaten passively in the future! ”

Before the words fell, she had already smiled "hehe", her hands were spread like eagles, and she came towards him: "It's useless to say so much, let's see if you hurry up and catch it!" ”

Seeing that she was getting closer and closer, he was helpless to be forced into a corner again, so he could only spread his hands: "Okay! It is said that rigidity is not as good as softness, and yang is not as good as yin, and it seems that this is really the case. Tell me, how have you been practicing for the past two years? Why don't you take me as an apprentice? ”