It was already completely dark, and Wu Ying and Tang Seng were still walking crookedly. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info "Old Wu, can you still find it?" We're all about to go back home! "I said how did you come here for 108,000 miles, you have been shouting for a long time after you have been walking, Lao Tzu said that if you can find it, you will definitely be able to find it!" "At that time, I had a BMW to lead the way, and I couldn't go far in a day, sometimes I was lazy and just rested for a few days, and at this time there would always be a monster to catch me, and then take me to fly far away, I suspect that it was the accelerator that the Buddha thought I was rubbing and driving for me." Wu Disease "......"

Wu Yi circled around a place twice and said, "There should be a sushi restaurant here, why is it time for a bathhouse now?" Tang Seng immediately came to the spirit, "Bathhouse? Are there any special services? "Then two big men with tattoos came out of it, wrapped in bath towels, and they looked disgusting." Bah! Lao Tzu thought there was a little sister, but it turned out to be such an unappetizing thing! Bad luck! ”

Wu Yi didn't want to do much, so he pulled Tang Seng and was about to leave. "Stop! That bald man, you just scolded me! "Authentic Chinese, those two people actually caught up directly. Tang Seng was annoyed because he didn't find his little sister, but he still didn't have a long eye to find trouble, and he was even more unhappy, "Lao Tzu is talking about you, you white-eyed wolf who forgot your father, you taught you so many things, and you didn't know your father in a blink of an eye, and I knew that I would shoot you on the wall and not let you come out!" ”

Tang Seng scolded the street but was a thief, I heard that sometimes in the mountains the mouth itched directly to scold, what is the Yellow Wind King was scolded by him to catch him in a hurry, but accidentally took his life. The two tattooed men directly made Tang Seng scolded, pointing at Tang Seng and unable to say a word for a long time. "Refer to Nima! You married a daughter-in-law and forgot your mother's dog things, keep your fingers for your daughter-in-law to laxative! ”

"Eight Tooth Road!" "How dare you scold your father! Ahh I don't recognize that I have a son like you, you look too stumbling, you are definitely not Lao Tzu's species, hurry up, look at you Lao Tzu to your stomach! This kid's hair stood on end, and in the end, he actually covered his chest and lay down directly. The lying corpse was also taken aback, "! Slander! Isn't it slanderous! You've all watched, and I didn't touch him! ”

The kid with him helped his companion to lie down slowly and said urgently: "We are Chinese, don't scold, my brother has a heart attack, you helped me carry him into the house, and he is in medicine." Although I was not very satisfied with these two people, but the most overseas compatriots, Wu Yi still helped carry them inside. The young man's face looked much better after taking the medicine, and the other sat on the sidelines and did not speak.

"I said, who are you two? Why did a good Chinese guy run away as a traitor? "Tang Seng is still as poisonous as ever, and he usually doesn't do it like this, his hatred of Japan is very serious, especially the traitors in the Republic of China." We are not traitors, my name is Li Goudan and his name is Shangguan Tiezhu, we are all international students, just working here. ”

Wu Yi snorted and laughed out loud and said, "Even if you fool us, we want to have a normal name, okay, who else would use such a dirty name as Li Goudan, and the name Shangguan Tiezhu, why are you embarrassed to put it together?" It's so domineering! Li Goudan's face turned red and said, "The name was given by my parents, do you think we are willing, if it weren't for this unlucky name, would we have come to this place?" ”

Tang Seng Hu said suspiciously: "What is your name, does it matter if you come here, is there any inevitable connection?" "How not! If it weren't for the people in China who always laugh at us with our names, would we have come here in one go! "Okay, what Li Goudan said makes sense. Wu Yi waved his hand and said, "Come to study abroad, study hard, mix well with the underworld, in case someone stabs you to death, you won't even need the name Li Goudan." ”

"What's that called?" "Li, Shangguan so-and-so!" “......”

Li Goudan rubbed two handfuls on Shangguan Tiezhu and said, "These are all stickers, the two of us want to come here to work, but the boss said that there is no shortage of people here, but there are two people who occupy the field, I am not tired of thinking about occupying the field, and the salary is quite high, so I agreed to come down, I didn't expect to meet you just after the tattoo was posted, and the iron pillar was almost scolded by you, if he has any three long and two short, how can I live in Japan, woo woo!" ”

Tang Seng was made red-faced, and he actually bullied other people's children for a long time, and he still bullied his own children in a foreign country. "Are you short of money?" Li Goudan wiped his tears and said, "Tie Zhu needs a lot of medicine for his heart disease, and our money is basically used to buy medicine for him, but our two families are not rich, so we will work everywhere." ”

"I'm sorry dog, it's me who dragged you down, if it weren't for me, a sick man, you would have been ten times better than now, you have to take care of me when I'm gone." Shangguan Tiezhu (The embarrassment of the fish was committed, and now I regret using these two names.) I don't know when I've woken up, staggering up to leave. Li Goudan cried and hugged his leg and didn't let go, "Don't go, you don't go, I really don't know what to do when you go, I never thought you were dragging me down, I feel sweet when our brothers are gnawing on the nest together, don't go!" ”

Looking at the two of them hugging each other and crying, Wu Ying really couldn't put the foundation on them, maybe this is the real friendship, and not leaving is stronger than the so-called love.

"Dog, let it go, I've had enough of suffering here, I'm going back to China, maybe I'll change my name and find a girlfriend to get married and have children." "What did we say when we came? It's you who said that you want to get ahead, and when we return home, we will still use this name, and let those who laugh at us eat fart in the back! You're telling me you're going back now?! ”

"I want to too! I also want to get ahead, but I'm just a sick man, I've been dragging you down for two years, and you don't have so many years to play with me! I really don't want to drag you down! Li Goudan patted his chest and said, "Lao Tzu doesn't care!" The last time I had a fever, you carried me through the streets and alleys, and it was you who gave me the money to buy medicine for treatment, and in the end I almost hung up! Even if you die, Lao Tzu will hold on to your ashes and continue to fight! There must be a place for me on your epitaph! ”

It's really not a good experience to see the two big men crying naked in their arms, and Tang Seng is already impatient. "No, that's enough for you for a long time, right?" Tang Seng directly gave all the money he had saved for a long time for big health care to the dog. This monk may not be a good person, but he is indeed worthy of the four words of compassion.

"What is this?" Dogan was at a loss for a dozen dollars. Tang Monk clasped his hands and said indifferently, "Look at the two of you crying hard, I'm really embarrassed not to give money, take this money home, if you are not willing to go back like this, come to this place to find me, we will give you some help, don't be grateful to me, who let us all be Chinese!" "To be honest, Old Tang is handsome now, and Wu Yi is moved!

"Thank you! Thank you so much! We won't forget you! Whatever your name is, we'll be sure to reward you! Tang Seng shook his head and said, "My name is Tang Sanzang." After saying that, he left in a chic manner, Wu Yi smiled and said, "If you have difficulties, find a triad, report Wu Yao's kindness, forget it, and report Wu Xingyun's name directly, oh yes, remember to take medicine on time, come on!" Let's do it! ”

When I went out, I saw Tang Seng squatting on the ground and drawing circles, his head hanging down and almost reaching his little brother. The man urgently needed a cigarette at this time, and Wu Yi threw it to Tang Seng Tang Seng didn't even turn his head and directly clamped it with two fingers, which attracted the two little girls passing by to look sideways, but now they don't even have the money to open the house. "I said Old Tang, you won't regret it, right? I just made you an idol! ”

"Shit regrets, I'm thinking about how we can go back, do you still have any money?" Wu Yi said with a bitter face: "Why don't we go back and ask for the fare?" Lao Tang threw the cigarette on the ground and strode away, "Lao Tzu never goes back!" Wu Yi found that he liked this monk more and more.

"Don't go, Don't go, our tickets are here!" "What ticket?" Wu Yi pointed to the little girl who was handing out leaflets in front, Tang Seng immediately knew that he rubbed his hands with Wu Yi and ran in front of the little girl, and said viciously, "Rob!" Robbery is also robbery! (To be continued.) )