It was already afternoon when they got out of the car, and only half of their red faces were left in the sunset. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Tang Seng looked at the sunset and sighed: "It's good to be alive." Wu Yi hugged Tang Seng and said in the tone of a passer-by, "Old Tang, a new chapter has begun, we have to look forward, no matter how bumpy it was before, we have come to the bitter end!" Tang Seng choked with tears in his eyes and said, "You must find a place!" ”

"Don't you feel at ease with my nose? Go with my brother, there is definitely a big health care! Tang Seng immediately followed with a happy fart, "Lao Wu, why don't you drink some water and rest first, don't turn back and go down the wrong path!" Wu Yi said confidently, "Brother's nose is absolutely reliable, and he is the most reliable all over his body, you believe that it is absolutely right!" ”

Anyway, the students here in Japan are really early enough to get out of school, and now the streets are full of sailor suits, and many girls have directly changed to super ******, just like when you go to the toilet without pants and are stained with half of toilet paper, but it looks really cool! "Suck it! Lao Wu looked at that girl, this time I was sure, she must not be wearing underwear, do you say I will talk to her now, hehehehe......"

In fact, Old Tang is indeed quite handsome, otherwise he would not have attracted those two aunts to fight for him, but now he is no longer popular with a little white face. The translator has been turned on, and Wu Yi and Tang Seng have brought a Bluetooth headset. Wu Yi said deliciously, "Come on, just your thin figure like a bamboo pole, the little girl wants to look at me, move over there, disturb me to see the girl, that at least 36d!" ”

Tang Seng's peach blossom eyes widened instantly, and he pushed Wu Zhi away, "Where is it?" I'll go! What a look in your eyes, that's 36f! Wu Yi was accidentally pushed by Tang Seng and accidentally hit someone's arms, but it was still soft. Wu Yi was very shameless, and he reminisced about it in his arms for three seconds before he reluctantly got up and apologized: "Smimarseille!" "It's okay!" The voice was not as sweet as expected, because this was a man, and he was still a huge fat man.

Wu Yi had an expression of eating stool, Tang Seng looked at the fat man who was slowly leaving, and asked, "What's wrong with you, old Wu, aren't people not doing you?" "It's nothing, I just want to go to the bathroom and wash my hands!" Wu said fiercely. The two of them are like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, and they are curious about everything they see, especially the very kawaii girl, and the two of them have to look at others and run away to find the next target.

"Old Tang, are you hungry?" Tang Seng took a sip of saliva and said, "I'm not hungry, I only know what it means to be beautiful and delicious now, don't pull me!" "Okay, I won't pull you, but don't regret it!" As soon as Tang Seng heard this, he knew that Wu Yi had found something good, and immediately changed his face, "If there is something good about Old Wu, just say it directly, there is no need for the two of us to fix those vain heads." Wu Yi pointed to a shop in front of him, and walked directly inside without speaking.

Although I don't know the words on it, the sweet girls in the maid's clothes inside are clearly saying, "Master, come and play!" "Lao Wu wait for me, I'm hungry now, Qianqiong sticks to my back, so I can eat three bowls of egg fried rice!" Tang Seng's performance was completely expected by Wu Ai, and the anxious Tang Seng said: "I said Old Tang, you are also a Tang monk, why are you so unproductive, isn't your Tang Dynasty very open?" ”

"Open up a fart, it's all tightly covered, if you take a look at it more, her brother or something will come out immediately to break your legs, it's always fierce!" Tang Seng said and scratched his back unnaturally, this must have been beaten. "Then haven't you been to your daughter's country, that place is all lovely, you must have eaten tofu less, right?" "Don't mention it! I feel distressed when I say it! ”

"How?" "If there were only monkeys and a few of them, it wouldn't be anything, how to say that it's also my apprentice, I don't have to worry about what I do, the most fucked up is the four values of Gong Cao, the five directions to reveal the truth, the six Ding Liujia, where are they here to protect me, they are simply here to monitor me, do you know what Sister Guanyin told me before leaving? Do you know how scary it is for Sister Guanyin to carry a jade bottle on your head? ”

Old Tang did seem to be quite aggrieved, and he actually started crying as he spoke. Wu Yi hugged Tang Seng and comforted, "Oh, okay, okay, aren't you here for me, let's not cry, we are such a big person, crying makes people laugh." Tang Seng was afraid of Wu Ai's arms, "I, a monk, should be aggrieved!" Look at my master, he earns more than 10,000 yuan a month as a host during the day, and he is a groom every night, and the same is true for my senior brothers. ”

Is this a monk or a criminal gang, how does it sound like a robber sitting on the ground and sharing the spoils? The two of them walked into the maid's café as they spoke, found the nearest seat and sat down, but the girl next to them went directly to the next table with a plate, looking at Wu Yi and Tang Seng's eyes were very strange, disgusted with curiosity, and there was a little excitement in the curiosity, this is the legendary rotten girl.

Old Tang is still crying, "Why am I so unlucky, I was abandoned by my mother, I met an unreliable monk, if it wasn't for the dog who took me out of the basin, I wouldn't know where I was!" Although Wu Yi wanted to push Old Tang away, it was a little unbearable to see him crying so sadly, and he was interested in Tang Seng's bumpy life experience.

"What do you mean? Didn't your master save you? "Of course not! That old Wang Ba just wanted that pot at the time, but it was enough for two times, and the dog he raised knew how to gouge, so he directly took me out, so he complained that the dog was not sensible! The more Old Tang spoke, the more angry he became, and finally slapped the table, "Serve the wine!" Where are the people dead! ”

Wu Yi hurriedly smiled at others, dragged Tang Seng and said, "Old Tang, don't be excited, how could you remember so clearly when you were so young, is there any misunderstanding?" "Fart misunderstanding! Lao Tzu once stewed a pot of rabbits, my family Xiu'er stole a pot of wine for me, and prepared a good meal, but it was all cheap, the old immortal was all cheap, he drank too much and went crazy holding the Buddha statue, so he told the money from the past! ”

Wu Yi gossiped and said, "Who is Xiu'er?" This question, Tang Seng was even more excited: "Made! I'm mad when I mention this! Xiu'er is my childhood sweetheart.,We all planned when to elope.,As a result, the group of old kings in the temple directly pushed me out to learn from the scriptures.,Later, I heard that I was recommended by a senior brother of mine.,This dog x is not as handsome as me.,When I competed with me, Xiu'er was dropped by me.,As a result, I actually used this kind of trick! ”

"I'm sorry, can you let your boyfriend be quiet, we still have a lot of guests here, thank you very much!" After saying a ninety-degree bow, Tang Seng was just about to shout and let Wu Yi press it, "You are so stop, you have lost enough people today!" Old Tang snorted twice and agreed. Then the waiter who had just spoken brought a plate of heart-shaped cake, "This is a sweet cake from our store, I hope the two of you can continue to be sweet, what do you want to eat?" ”

Wu Ying forcibly endured the desire to take out eighty-eight Haibian and his meal, and casually pulled the two of them to count the dishes. The waiter glanced at Wu Ai in surprise and left silently. "I said, Old Tang, can you get off me first?" Tang Seng immediately sat opposite, as if the person who had just cried was not him. "I said you had a lot of oil and water when you were a monk at that time?"

Tang Seng thought for a while and said, "Although it is not as good as now, but it is also faster than ordinary small business to make money, my old immortal master makes a French style of money is enough for the whole Siyuan to eat and wear, and I also have such a large group of uncles and uncles, anyway, they are all squandering, just I am poorer than eating dry steamed buns every day, not to mention how jealous!" The waiter just brought up a bunch of drinks and said, "Sprite Coke Fanta ...... you want."

The two looked at each other for a while and then picked up a bottle and started to drink, and they couldn't tell people if they didn't want it, didn't that mean that they couldn't read, and they had to finish it than kneeling! "Ahh If only Sophia were here, she could do it in one bite. Tang Seng made a loud noise and said, "Otherwise, let's pack it, I really can't drink it, my bladder hurts." ”

Then the two of them walked away with a bag of drinks on their shoulders, completely forgetting about the matter of coming to see the maid girl. (To be continued.) )