Chapter Eighty-Six: Meeting
"Benefactor! O righteous! O benefactor! "This Wang Ba is really annoying, although he claims to be Luo Shu, but Wu Yi still thinks it is more appropriate to call Wang Ba. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info Sophia is touching the potion on Wu Ill's body, just now Wu's mother was a little heavy, and now Wu Ill's body is full of red marks, crisscrossing and looking a bit like the traces left by playing a perverted game.
Huang Mei groaned, "Luo Shu? Could it be that you are the one of Grandpa Fuxi? Was it the Vena you sent from the river? It's okay not to mention it, but I didn't expect to say this, this Wang Ba directly scolded, "Damn!" Who the hell gave it to you? Lao Tzu just climbed up to bask in the sun, and was picked up by that stupid boy after that, I have a tattoo on my back, can't I? And remember that my surname is Luo, you can call me Uncle Luo, uncle's uncle! ā
"How is this Wang Ba similar to Eighty-Eight? So fond of taking advantage of others? "Eighty-eight is not happy" Who took advantage of you, Lao Tzu called this name, do you think I like to recognize my son very much, how do you let me find a sister in the future with a group of sons behind me? Wu Yi directly put the remaining soda bottle from Sophia in front of him, "Don't say that Lao Tzu doesn't take care of you, you will be your wife from now on!" ā
Eighty-eight's scolding can be completely ignored, and now it's time to ask how to use this king eight to find the undead. Wang Ba pointed to his shell with **** and said, "See, global GPS positioning, don't talk about looking for the undead, you can find your ancestors for eighteen generations!" "None of the things brought by Wu Lao Er can speak well, and Wu Yi wants him to get out of the soup pot just because of this sentence.
Tonight, Wu's mother was asked to leave by the surnamed Lin, and it seems that Wu's mother's younger brother wanted to meet her. Wu Yi took this opportunity to decide to hold a meeting! There must be a meeting, and he can't pay for such a big thing as going to Japan alone, cough cough multiple people and multiple ways! Even the lizard dragon was taken over by Huang Mei.
There are too many people and animals, and the room is really a little crowded, Wu Yi pulled out the table with missing legs from the waste products, and put it up with bricks, although it is a little unbalanced, but put a tablecloth, there is nothing wrong with it. There weren't enough cups at home, so Sophia went to Lao Wang to borrow two, and then brought two bottles of soda. If she had to put aside the income from Wu Ill's previous illness to support her, it would be a problem.
"Ahem, comrades, we have a meeting today, first of all, let me talk about two words, let's ...... Can't you stand taller with a bolt, what's the difference between your small arms and not lifting? The Divine Dragon Bolt jumped onto the table and said, "I just want to ask why you asked me to come, I am not your subordinate, why did you let me come?" "This is the lack of education.
Wu Yi squatted on the table fiercely, "Get on my thief ship, do you still want to run?" Dream! Stay with me, or I'll give you a shake! The bolt waved his paw and protested, "You are breaking the law, I will go to the animal protection club to sue you!" After the bolt finished speaking, his wings were shocked, and he really wanted to leave, Wu Bin said to him with eighty-eight, "I'm warning you one last time, or don't blame me for being rude!" ā
The plug shouted at Wu Yi with his buttocks, "Come on, don't think that I don't know how to use your broken bottle, Lao Tzu won't promise you, see if you can, what about me?" "This sentence is not cleaned up, Wu Ill is compassionate and compassionate" I have given you a chance, but you don't know how to cherish it, so why ......" Huang Mei impatiently interrupted Wu Ill, "You can't hurry up, the old lady still has to bathe Jianguo!" The angel chicken also jumped twice.
"The bolt comes in!" A suction tore the plug, and the plug instantly unfolded its true state, five or six meters away, he was stuffed full of Dengden in the Wu Hospital, but it was still useless, he was sucked in by the mouth of the eighty-eight bottle like squeezing toothpaste, and his eyes were about to burst. Eighty-eight said fiercely, "Whoever asked you to scold Lao Tzu here, you deserve to be squeezed to death!" "This bottle is so careful.
Wu said proudly to the bolt, "Anyway, you are my subordinate, and besides, this time you are traveling to a foreign country, you won't go to such a good thing?" "It's okay to joke, but not too much, it's not good if you have a grudge. Wu Yi threw out the plug again, and it was as soft as snot. "It's okay to go with you, but what about my servants, there have been more and more people coming to find fault lately." ā
This is really a problem, the old lady of the pet store relies on the bolt to open him to keep her daughter's shop, and if the bolt leaves, she may even take that old life. Tang Seng, who has been silent recently, said, "Mother Wu should be able to help a little in this matter, after all, she almost became the chief scoop at the beginning, if it really doesn't work, you should be able to help you settle it with Huangmai." ā
It is worthy of being a monk, and he really has great wisdom, and when he heard that Wu was ill, he didn't say anything more about lying on the table and returning his breath, and the pumping speed of eighty-eight was really a bit perverted, and he almost became a lizard and dried Oh Long.
"Okay, let's get down to business, as we all know, our existence is to maintain world peace, and the group of undead that Wu Lao Er said has been parachuted into Japan, although I don't know what happened over there, but it is very likely that the blood has flowed all over the field, and at this time we are obligated to save people, no matter how we say it, we all live on the same earth.
However, this time we are in unprecedented trouble, big trouble! We don't even have a travel fee! It's such a glorious thing to save the world, that little bastard of Huang Mai doesn't even fund a dime! We are going to despise him with our heels! Wu Yi drank his saliva and moistened his throat and continued, "So I thought of a real plan for everyone to make a quick fortune!" ā
"First of all, Huang Mai will seduce your brainless son Xiaolong, don't be too ruthless, just barely get a few million, you must be a long stream, don't do the thing of killing chickens and eggs!" "Retarded!" Then get up and leave. "And my sister-in-law Sophia, as the so-called virtuous do not avoid relatives, Sophia goes to help people get sewers, and collects cash for fifty at a time!" Sophia said aggrievedly: "People are reluctant to let you go!" ā
Wu Yi said awe-inspiringly, "It's a big thing, it's not informal, if you are wronged, let's go to Japan for a few days, and then buy drinks for you to drink every day!" Sophia nodded aggrievedly and went into the house to find Huang Mei. Old Don! It's absolutely appropriate for me to find you this job, you go to give people a way to do it, one hundred at a time, and then you go to the corner to find a small advertisement for fake certificates, and get a monk certificate! Old Tang brushed his sleeves and left.
Wu Yi grabbed Wu Xingyun who wanted to run away again, and before he could speak, Wu Xingyun said, "Don't count on me, I'm a minor, protected by law!" "What kind of person am I, I have arranged the easiest job for you, so that you take the bolt to build the country every day and you bring the hedgehog to perform under the overpass, you can make a combination, maybe you can still be on TV!"
"Being on TV is also you on TV, countless young people in society oppress underage children, and just sin alone can make you give birth to a baby in prison!" Huang Mei leaned against the door and said coldly. Wu Xingyun saw that the situation was not good, and he took the animals to escape. Wu Yi said angrily: "Do you think I am willing to do this shit, if it weren't for Wu Laoer, that old Wang Ba, I should live a good life now!" ā
Huang Mei rarely comforted gently, "We don't blame you, since you came to this world in a daze, you have helped us a lot, and we are all very grateful to you, this time it is not your own business to go to Japan to collect the undead, originally I saw that you have not moved, I thought you had a way, I really didn't expect you to come to such a show." You don't want to think that those of us who are not heads and faces can do those lowly jobs? ā
"You have a head and a face, and I don't have it? Isn't it so that I can quickly understand the situation in Japan? "Okay, okay, I'm not here to argue with you about this, I just want to tell you not to think about solving the problem by yourself, there are still our group of demons and monsters behind you, to put it bluntly, you are the most noble person in the world, by the way, Xiaolong has arranged a boat to Japan, and we will leave tomorrow!"
"Hahaha! Great, it's great to have a big wrongdoer, I'll pack my things! Huang Mei stopped Wu Yi and said, "Shouldn't you turn around and leave at this time, and would rather die than give alms?" Wu said disdainfully, "Lao Tzu just arranged for himself to go to the next city to ask for food, I don't want to give alms?" I'm too little to give! ā