"Surprise! The old lady has never missed a porcelain touch for two years, and almost died in an unknown car accident! ”

There is a restaurant outside in the morning that is very idle, in fact, Lao Wang's restaurant has been very idle, Wu Yi had to be sad all day yesterday, and today is to apologize to Lao Wang, after all, Sophia changed people's tricycles like that, no matter how good the relationship is, people are not happy. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Wang Jianqiang waved his hand and said, "Forget it, anyway, I would have changed the car a long time ago, Sophia will change it, and you can give me a few hundred yuan when I go back and buy scrap." Wu Yi stretched out his thumb and said, "Lao Wang, you are too open!" This is 300 yuan, let's clear the two! Wang Jianqiang pushed away Wu's money, pointed at Sophia and said, "Will you settle accounts?" Your sister just drank Lao Tzu's thirteen bottles of drink, and you don't plan to give money? ”

Wu Yi pouted and said, "Isn't it just a few bottles of soda, Lao Wang, you are too calculating!" Wang Jianqiang jumped to his feet and said, "Are you blind? Thirteen bottles and more than eighty pieces! Wu Yi had no choice but to give him the last fifty yuan in his pocket, "Do such a big business, please have a meal?" "Just like that, you **** go!" Although he said that, Lao Wang still started to stir-fry.

Lao Wang chatted with Wu Yi while flipping through the dishes in the pot, "I said that there is nothing wrong, is it you who was the drag racing last time and the porcelain killer this time?" Wu Yi said vigilantly: "Why do you ask that?" Lao Wang put on the plate and said, "Every time you go out, there is such news, isn't it too coincidental?" "Damn, when did Lao Wang's IQ become so high, he can even figure out such a close logical relationship, and he has to be guarded against in the future!

"What do you think! Your car makes Sophia a tractor, can you run with your broken frequency? At this time, the news turned to the hospital, and an old lady burst into tears at the camera, "I really didn't touch porcelain this time!" If I touch porcelain, can I be smashed into this virtue? A policeman next to him said, "Auntie, you will tell the truth, this year alone, you have touched porcelain six times, one of which is to meet peers, if there is no monitoring, you will let people touch porcelain!" ”

Aunt said aggrievedly, "But this time I just went to touch the porcelain on the way, we have a regional division, okay!" The policeman spread his hands and said, "What if you are an occupational prisoner and want to have an impromptu performance?" The aunt pointed to her plaster leg and yelled, "Can you break your leg in your improvisation?" I'm professionally trained, and I suspect that someone may be retaliating maliciously this time, or that some of my peers are trying to exclude me, and you must file a case! ”

As soon as the camera turned, an old policeman said, "Judging from the traces at the scene, it should be a tractor, but if the tractor wants to run so fast, at least it must be equipped with a Ferrari engine, but if you are willing to do this, except for those brainless tyrants in foreign countries, we should not have such boring people in China!" The reporter asked, "What do you think about this traffic accident?" ”

"People have misses, horses have stumbled, and there are risks in touching porcelain, so we must be cautious ......"

Lao Wang put the fried vegetables in front of Wu Yi and said, "What else do you have to say now, you just said, your wheels are tractors!" "Did I say that? You must be mistaken, I'm gone! Wu Yi ran away with two dishes, and Sophia gave someone a bottle of soda before leaving! Wang Jianqiang jumped to his feet and said, "Damn, there's nothing wrong!" Give me back the plate! "I'll ask Huang Mei to send it to you when I go back!" "You still want to trick me into roasting chicken?!"

Not only Lao Wang, but also two people waiting for Wu Ill to come to the door to make amends, these two people are Xie Dong and Mo Lian's father. Yesterday, these two two goods went to find Wu's mother to theorize, and as soon as they entered the door, they didn't have to say anything, so they let Wu's mother's set of crazy magic sticks beat their heads, and Mo Lian's father didn't even want a car, so he ran away with Xie Dong on his back. The black-hearted thief is definitely not kind enough to save Xie Dong, running behind his back can at least be used as a personal meat shield, Wu's mother is too painful to beat people!

In this way, Xie Dong was especially grateful to him, "Uncle Mo, you are so good to me, you will be my father in the future!" "Get out of the way! Don't think I don't know what the hell you're up to, Xiaolian will never marry a poor bastard like you! ”……

Wu Ai came home and started eating, Sophia had just been full, and now she was tinkering with the ultimate body of the tricycle, Wu Xingyun watched several carrots gnawing wildly, angel chickens were eating rice, Wu Ai Huang Mei Wu Ma was eating normally, Tang Seng had already merged with the computer, in Robert's words, "I really love him, don't think about separating us!" ”

"I said Mom, why did you beat people like Lao Mo? Xie Dong's back is like cupping, and he has become a scarab! Mother Wu didn't raise her head and said, "I just picked a plate of edamame and planned to eat it at night, and those two bastards kicked me over without saying a word, if it wasn't for the fact that my temper has improved a lot in the past two years, I would have hacked them to death with the menu!" ”

It seems that the fast knife and ink can't match the double knife and one poinsettia after all, Wu Yi threw down the dishes and chopsticks and carried the fruit to comfort Lao Mo, as for Xie Dong, as long as he was not killed, he could see him complaining to Mo Lian in the black-hearted clinic the next day. Anyway, Lao Mo's van is still here, don't open it!

I don't know how Huang Mei explained to Xia Yu about drinking Mo Lian, anyway, now those two people are like sisters, as soon as they saw Wu ai, Mo Lian pulled Xie Dong's head open with her hand and said happily, "Brother Wu, you are here!" Wu Yi said embarrassedly, "Didn't my mother beat Uncle Mo yesterday, and I came to apologize to him." "Originally, he misunderstood, you ignore him, I'll pour water for you!"

Wu Yi casually pulled it twice, Xie Dong said, "Boy, are you okay?" Xie Dong smirked, "Hehe, Xiaolian touched me, hehe!" "This kid is hopeless! Before Mo Lian came out, the black-hearted thief came out with a mop, "Damn, you dare to come to my house, I have to beat you to death today, bastard!" "Damn! What did you say! "Wu's case was shocked.

Lao Mo was really taken aback by Wu Ill, after all, Wu Ill was famous for being a gangster. "It's nothing, I'll just say it, don't get excited!" Wu Yi didn't relent, grabbed Lao Mo and yelled, "What did you just say? Say it again! Mo Lian came out with water, and when she saw Wu Ai, her father was anxious, "Brother Wu, what are you doing here?" Hurry up, my dad put it down! ”

"Say it again!" Lao Mo was probably forced by Wu Ill, so he picked up the mop and pointed at Wu Ill at once, "I'll just say you're a bastard, what's the matter!" The mop rod broke in response, and Wu Yi threw down the black-hearted thief, and ran home without looking back. Lao Mo was pushed and squatted, covered his waist and got up and said, "What the hell, this kid is crazy!" ”

Mo Lian couldn't help but be a little worried when she looked at Wu Ill who was far away, after all, Wu Ill had always been a hooligan but had never done what a hooligan should do.

Wu ran home like a mad dog, and plunged into the kitchen, he finally remembered the Wang Ba that Wu Lao Er brought. It was the dream that night, and I actually forgot such an important thing! I searched all over the kitchen, and I didn't even see a single shell. "Mom! Where is that king? "You're useful to me?"

Wu's frightened gallstones almost didn't pee out, Wu's mother was pressing Wang Ba to the ground, and the kitchen knives were raised!

"You wait, I'll slaughter this Wang Ba first, you and Xiao Huang have not had children for so long, it must be nutritious, I'll give you stewed soup tonight to replenish your body, Wang Ba's thing is very aphrodisiac!" said that it was too late and that was fast, just when Wu Ma's knife was about to cut off Wang Ba's head, Wu Yi threw Eighty-Eight out to block the fatal knife, fortunately, Wu Ai was afraid that Lao Mo would take Eighty-eight to defend himself, otherwise this Wang Ba would have died.

Wang Ba was saved, but Wu was in trouble.

Everyone knows that Wu Ma once wiped out the largest local gangster because of a popsicle, just because the thugs robbed her of her popsicle! The gang that people have worked hard for more than ten years was abolished because of a popsicle, which is even more unjust than Sister Dou E!

"Mom! Listen to my explanation, this king can't eat it! Mother! Mom, calm down, I'm your son! Your own son! I'm Wu Sick, Mom! Yes~! Everyone was accustomed to the sound of a feather duster hitting the meat, and everyone chose to ignore it, only Wu Xingyun came over to take a look, and said to himself, "It's the first time I've seen this golden bell jar on the buttocks!" ”

"This bear kid just lacks education! How was it taught to you as a child? Mommy's meals can't be moved! The snacks at home are all Mommy's! Only what your mother doesn't eat is you and your dad! Are you having stiff wings! ”

The legendary stepmother is nothing more than that, right?