Chapter 353: Let Go of That Girl

"I'll go, Beijing TV really didn't invite other stars?"

"Eh, why are they again!"

On the stage, Li Bin, who has pale hair but no old makeup on his face, pressed his right leg on the leg press bar......

After a while, Peng Xiaoping came over and said, "Uncle Li, what about the leg press?" It's so high! ”

Li Bin slapped his right leg pressed on the bar, then pointed to his left leg and said, "I can't do this leg." ”

"Why?" Peng Xiaoping looked puzzled.

Li Bin pointed to his left leg and said, "Because this is a real leg!" ”

At the scene, many viewers laughed!

Peng Xiaoping was surprised: "Then this is a prosthetic leg!" How? ”

"Oops!" Li Bin sighed: "I want to clean up the little hooligans in the factory back then, act bravely, and then ...... Hey, don't mention it, don't mention it, Xiaoping! Uncle Li, I've been pressing this leg for two hours, and no one has come, so hurry up and help Uncle take this leg off! ”

There was another burst of joyful laughter at the scene!

"Oh, good! Goodbye, Xiaoping! With the help of Peng Xiaoping, Li Bin limped off the stage after taking off his legs, and the action made many viewers laugh......

"Goodbye Uncle Li!" Peng Xiaoping waved her hand, and at this time, Dong Yunxi, who was also dressed up and looked a little old, walked out of the stage: "Xiaoping, you stop for me!" ”

"Hey, Mom!" Peng Xiaoping walked away as if she had escaped, and Dong Yunxi said angrily: "What are you doing with this kid!" You said I took you to your grandmother's house, what's wrong with you accompanying her? What are you running? ”

Peng Xiaoping said helplessly: "Mom, I can't accompany grandma!" ”

"You have no conscience, you said how much grandma likes you! Seeing you, Ping'er Ping'er screamed behind your ass, why can't you accompany you! ”

Peng Xiaoping said aggrievedly: "Grandma wants to sew my pants!" ”

Sewing pants? When the audience saw it, they burst into laughter!

Burst!

Because Peng Xiaoping is wearing a pair of fat pig flow jeans with many holes!

"Laugh at me!"

"This is even funnier than the previous sketch!"

……

"You kid! You can make mom happy for a day! Dong Yunxi said bitterly, his acting skills can be described as perfect,

Peng Xiaoping patted Dong Yunxi's shoulder coquettishly. said, "Didn't I make you happy one day?" ”

"You're making me funny one day!" Dong Yunxi glared.

"I didn't make you happy one day!"

The "mother and daughter" trotted towards the backstage when the lights on the stage went out, followed by a sudden sound of braking, followed by a bang, a crackling and breaking sound.

"What's the situation?"

"What's next in this story?"

After a while, the curtain on the stage opened, and the screen changed to another stage background!

Peng Xiaoping walked out with a blank face, why have the surrounding scenes changed?

Strangers walked by, dressed in the traditional workers' clothes of twenty or thirty years ago.

Is this a time traveler back? The audience was guessing in their hearts!

The fat man Zhao Wenlong hurriedly walked out of the stage with a basket and shouted: "Tofu! Tofu just out of the pot! ”

After speaking, he accidentally fell, then got up and looked at the basket, then looked around, and said with some embarrassment: "Tofu brain, tofu brain just out of the pot!" ”

Seeing this, the audience couldn't help but clap their hands and laugh!

Funny, this skit is so funny!

At this time, the young version of Li Bin limped past Peng Xiaoping.

Peng Xiaoping looked at Li Bin who was walking with a limp right leg with a bewildered expression, and hurriedly took his hand and said in surprise: "Uncle Li? Uncle Li, how did you become so young! ”

"No, who are you, call me uncle! Look you're older than I am! Li Bin raised his head and chested, and said with his hands on his hips and an unhappy expression.

Peng Xiaoping was puzzled: "Are you Li Bin?" ”

"yes!"

"I live on Dongfang Road!"

"Yes."

"There is an injury in the right leg, because he was brave enough to break it!"

"That's not!" Li Bin pointed to his right leg and said: "My leg is a discount for molesting women who are brave and righteous people!" ”

Listen, the scene instantly resounded with "hahaha" laughter!

Funny!

It's hilarious!

Sister Feng burst into tears with laughter!

Wu Xue laughed heartily, her eyes couldn't be opened!

Tang Yuyan, who was sitting in the front row and had no show to perform, was also amused, Li Bin's funny performance coupled with the previous plot comparison, it feels funny when you think about it!

"Uncle Li, what year is it?

"Eighty-five years!" Li Bin replied impatiently.

"Is this a fertilizer plant?"

"yes!"

"Where's my mom?"

"I don't know where your mother is! Come up and find your mother, you're a little tadpole! After Li Bin finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter again!

"That'...... Where is Dong Yunxi? Peng Xiaoping asked weakly.

"It's right here, no, who are you!"

"I ...... I'm her relative! ”

"Now, isn't this coming!" Li Bin pointed to the four girls who were walking over.

Through? Meeting your mom when you were younger? Do you also help your mother pursue the boy she likes?

The audience finally knows what the main plot of this sketch story is!

At this time, Peng Xiaoping lied that she was her mother's distant relative in the provincial capital, Li Bin patted Peng Xiaoping's shoulder and said, "She is still worried about finding a partner!" You've got to talk about her! ”

"Hey, Li Bin!" Dong Yunxi glanced sideways.

"Alright, I'm leaving!" Li Bin leaned into Dong Yunxi's ear and whispered: "If you can't talk about me, your legs can be restored!" ”

Looking at the back of Li Bin, who was leaving, Peng Xiaoping smiled: "Don't believe him, his leg can't be recovered!" ”

……

"Let me tell you, the person I like is named Qiu Yang, and he is the object that all the female workers in our factory like! And he has a very nice voice! Every day at 12 o'clock at noon, he has a radio, hey, hey, you listen......"

As he spoke, Qiu Yang's incomparably undersmoked "haha" laughter sounded on the radio: "Busy work needs a warm harbor, the radio station of the fertilizer plant broadcasts for you on time, the good man is me, I ......" When I arrived here, the audience at the scene invariably shouted the name "Zeng Xiaoxian", because there is also a comedy "Love Apartment" in this world, and what Qiu Yang said is Zeng Xiaoxian's broadcast mantra.

"No, I'm Qiu Yang!" As soon as Qiu Yang's voice fell, there was another burst of laughter at the scene.

Peng Xiaoping said: "Then where can we find him!" ”

"Little girls, who are you looking for?" Three men dressed up in fashion and arrogance walked out of the stage, calling themselves "three young fertilizers", in broad daylight, they don't rob money, they just want to rob a woman......

"Stop! You're doing something! ”

Qiu Yang, who was dressed as a bookseller and polite, walked over, he took a book and pointed at the three young fertilizers very domineeringly, and said, "Let go of that girl!" ”

The audience shouted, "Let me come!" ”

When it was over, Qiu Yang looked at the book nervously and said, "Let her fly freely in the jungle like a butterfly!" ”

"Poof!" The audience was amused to laugh again, this is your sister's Qiu Yang, there is really you!

Wasn't it a hero to save the beauty a moment ago, and you were very powerful and domineering!

As a result, what a cowardice now! Moreover, Qiu Yang's nervous cowardice, the dodging of his eyes, and the expression on his face were all very vivid, which was simply cowardly!

"Beat him!" The three young fertilizers surrounded Qiu Yang.

"Big brother I'm wrong, big brother I'm wrong!" Qiu Yang held his head to dodge, and this scene made the audience laugh again.

In everyone's opinion, Qiu Yang is an excellent singer and program director, but who knew that Qiu Yang was still such an excellent actor!

This acting is simply amazing!

Subsequently, Peng Xiaoping, who had learned taekwondo, beat away the three young fertilizers, and then thought about helping her young mother pursue her crush Qiu Yang.

"He's really good, I'm nervous." Dong Yunxi whispered shyly and nervously.

"I'm telling you, he's not that good, look at how I tear off his hypocritical cloak and let him be revealed!" Peng Xiaoping snorted coldly.

"No, he's really a talent." Dong Yunxi stopped.

Listening, Qiu Yang waved his hand and said, "Hey, don't, don't say that, talent doesn't dare to be!" ”

"Look, how modest."

As soon as Dong Yunxi's words fell, Qiu Yang smiled with a sneer: "I'm a genius!" Ahaha! ”

"Poof!" The audience was amused again!

Shameless!

Qiu Yang's cheap face is too bad!

"What's there to be about a mere announcer?" Peng Xiaoping said disdainfully.

"Just an announcer?"

Qiu Yang said unhappily: "I'll tell you!" When I took the broadcasting exam in the town, the mayor only said two words to me alone! First sentence, lad, you will definitely make a good presenter! ”

"What about the second sentence?" Peng Xiaoping said curiously.

"Dad will always support you!"

After Qiu Yang finished speaking, the audience at the scene laughed again!

Don't you want to be so funny!

This sketch is also amazing!

It's only been a few minutes, huh?

As a result, you're full of laughter!

It's a laughing rhythm!

In the eyes of the audience, this is a pure comedy sketch!

It's just that they don't know that the front of this skit is really funny, but the ending at the back makes people think deeply and be silent!

The original name of this sketch was "Hello, Li Huanying", and it was an excellent sketch written by Jia Ling in memory of her mother. Of course, now the world has changed, and Jia Ling in this world is no longer what it used to be in the same world, or it can be said that the star artists of the two worlds have completely changed!

The appearance of the sketch "Hello, Li Huanying" instantly touched countless audiences, and also made Jia Ling successfully attract many fans. At that time, Qiu Yang liked this sketch very much, the funny place was funny, the touching place was touching, and the theme of the sketch was still very inspirational, under Qiu Yang's adaptation, the sketch they are performing now is even more exciting than the original version, and the touching place can also move the audience more!

Unconsciously, the sketch came to an end, and a ticking sound suddenly sounded on the stage, which was the alarm clock for the countdown!

Next, the comedy sketch was transformed into a touching and tearful sketch at the end...... (To be continued.) )