Chapter 139: Three Stinkers, Better Than Whoever
The background of the photograph resembles a suburban farm, and in addition to the piles of wheat around it, you can see something like a windmill in the distance. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
The main characters in the center of the photo are two teenagers and girls holding hands and smiling, giving the impression that they are childhood sweethearts.
The girl has blonde hair, a single ponytail tied in the most ordinary way, and the clothes on her body are very plain, just like her parents changed the old clothes that she had worn for more than ten years to make her wear.
Even so, this girl with a typical Nordic face still has a magical power that makes people captivated, and it's not hard to imagine how many people will be crazy when she grows up.
Alluring the country and the city, this is probably the kind of person he is talking about.
What is surprising is the appearance of the childhood sweetheart boy who is holding hands with this girl.
The gap is so big that it's like two painting styles, both of which make people wonder if they were added to the photo later.
It's a bit far-fetched to say that it's ordinary, and it's a realistic version of Beauty and the Beast.
This "beast", Bai Chiyu already knows who it is.
The octopus-like head and the eye-catching nose make people impress at first sight.
"Doctor Octopus."
Bai Chiyu softly called out the name of the hero in the photo.
He didn't know where the photo was taken, the time it was taken and the story behind it, but the heavy memories made him feel emotional.
"Phew, is this a real-life version of Beauty and the Beast? It's a shame that someone is willing to take a picture with this octopus head! β
Lan Fengling held the photo in her hand and made a similar evaluation to herself.
(Holding a photo?!) Isn't the photo in a locked glass box? Lansha didn't cut it with a knife, how did this guy get it? )
The reason for Bai Chiba was quickly found out by himself.
In fact, the glass box was not locked at all, but Lansha was angry and didn't notice it before.
"Put the photo back, it's easy to spend this kind of old photo."
Bai Chiyu wanted to snatch the photo and put it back in its place, but Lan Fengling stubbornly guarded the photo on her chest, so that he could not succeed.
"I don't need you to say that I know, I won't do anything if I take a look, I also understand the value of the parties."
Lan Fengling put the photo on her chest and observed it carefully.
"If you understand, put it back quickly!"
"When I look at it again, I have a deep understanding of these things full of love, and I am also a little touched by the decades of love that has been placed on this photo."
"Where do you see love? Don't make a fuss, okay? β
Lan Fengling pouted.
"That's the way for laymen, I also have a hobby of collecting photos, how can I not feel the love on this photo?"
"Ha, I can't see it, it turns out that you also have a normal hobby."
Bai Chi Yu said with a smile.
(Turns out this guy's brain hasn't been completely broken.) )
"Of course, for example, my sister in a swimsuit, my sister who has just come out of the bath, my sister who is sweating, and my sister who falls to the ground in a daze and exposes her underwear...... There are a lot of photos of this. β
"Huh, what did I start saying?"
Bai Chiyu felt that his judgment was too early.
(This guy is a pervert at all, his brain has never been normal!) Give back the impression I just took you as a normal person! )
"So there's a word behind this!"
Lan Fengling turned the photo over, and on the back of the photo was vaguely written words from unknown countries, but the handwriting was indeed two people, one was delicate and the other was scribbled.
"Doctor Octopus and this girl must have written a commemorative memory behind this, right?"
Bai Chiyu asked tentatively, although he couldn't understand it, but the perverted girl with two ponytails in front of her was a genius no matter what, and she might know these foreign words.
ββ¦β¦ Elena...... What a mess, too lazy to look at it. β
Lan Fengling took the trouble to put the photo back in the glass box.
"What did you just say?"
Bai Chi Yu asked.
"It's nothing, it's the names of the two of them written on the back. The girl's name was Yelena, she was supposed to be Russian, and her name was so long that I had no interest in translating. β
"Okay, what about the man?"
The girl's name is the same as his one-handed sword, which makes him a little concerned, but it makes sense to count it as a doctor's memorial. Right now, he cares more about the real name of the person he has always called Doctor Octopus.
"Who knows? After so many years of scribbling writing, I can't read it clearly. β
Lan Fengling replied helplessly.
"In that case, there is no way."
Bai Chiyu sighed in disappointment.
"What are you doing there sighing and sighing? Give me a little bit of courage! Hurry up and find a way to find the ice crystal oil. β
Lan Sha, who had been looking for ice crystal oil around, watched the two of them talking there leisurely, and said to him a little unhappily, and her eyes kept glancing at Lan Fengling.
"Even if you say that, I can't think of anything I can do."
"Less verbose! It's obvious that you don't have the heart, right? How could the three of us not think of it when we thought about it together? Haven't you heard that three stinkers outperform the village chief? β
Lansha slammed the back of the knife on his head with a snap, baring her teeth at him.
(You're a stinking fart, but what the hell is better than the village chief!) The village chief can't think of a way in this situation, right? Stop changing idioms! )
"That makes sense, let me help you think about it."
Lan Fengling cooperated with the expression of a contemplative person, and after a while, she closed her eyes and let out a snoring sound.
"Don't talk nonsense, how can her words be convincing! You just want to sleep! β
"Spit is a disease, and if it is serious, it may be life-threatening."
Lansha looked at him with a worried expression.
"How can there be such a thing?"
Bai Chiyu continued to complain.
"It's true, I used to have a friend who complained every day, and finally died of illness."
Lansha gave an example to make it sound more convincing.
(How do you have friends?) If you really had, would we still have to work so hard to find ice crystal oil? The squad has already been created! )
Although he thought so in his heart, Bai Chiyu still had to pretend to have a teachable expression on his face.
"It turns out that complaining will really kill people, I'll pay attention to it in the future."
Lanza looked at him with a [teachable] expression.
"It's good that you know, that guy was hit by a big truck and screamed a terrible thing, and it scared everyone around."
"That's a car accident! Does it have anything to do with spit on the spit? β
Bai Chiyu couldn't help but complain.
"If he doesn't complain casually, how can someone drive to hit him?"
Lansha said in a [you don't understand yet] tone, looking at him with some contempt in her eyes.
"It's murder! Hurry up and get that guy out! β
"I know where the ice crystal oil is, it's in that gold-made cabinet over there."
Lan Fengling suddenly opened her eyes and pointed to a golden cabinet not far away as if she was in control.
Lansha looked over with some curiosity, while Bai Chiyu showed an extremely distrustful look.
"I said, Miss Lan Fengling, how did you come to this conclusion! Could it be the naΓ―ve idea that the cabinet looks more expensive and the contents are not any worse? β
"That's right! Isn't that what we agree on? β
"Who agrees with you? I'm just complaining. β
"It's really a non-frank guy, anyway, it's all scratching around, it's more likely to find ice crystal oil in this kind of box that looks more expensive!"
"Well, that's true. I also felt a huge aura from that box, and if it wasn't ice crystal oil, it couldn't be something useless. β
Lansha suddenly took over the words, looking at the golden chest with some vigilance, which made Bai Chiyu have a bad premonition.
"You go and open that box."
She said in a commanding tone.
"Huh?!"
White Red Feather pointed at herself.
"Me? Make no mistake! That box looks like a coffin, huh? Is it really okay to open it so directly? β
He craned his neck and looked over at the gold chest.
The more the box looked, the more it looked like a coffin, and it was the kind of coffin with mummies in the Egyptian pyramids.
"Isn't there a mummy or a rice dumpling popping out of nowhere?"
Bai Chiyu swallowed his saliva and tiptoed towards the coffin, like a timid tomb robber digging up the coffin of a thousand-year-old corpse.
"Bodhisattva bless, don't be any."
Bai Chiyu put one hand on the coffin, but he didn't dare to open it.
Horror movie sounds automatically played in his head, and the screams made his scalp tingle.
"Hurry up! Don't be stunned there, how can there be any ghosts in this world? It's a fantasy! β
"But...... If only there was a case......"
Bai Chiyu turned his head and looked at her with pitiful eyes, but Lan Sha was unmoved, and Lan Fengling quietly retreated.
"Isn't that right? Why do you have to come at such a time? β
"Men always have to be a little responsible, come on, I'm optimistic about you!"
Lan Fengling clenched her fists to encourage him, but her body was still quietly retreating.
"Hurry up and open it."
Lansha opened her mouth to urge, clenching the long knife in her hand and preparing to deal with the sudden accident.
"Don't you really want me to die?"
There is no choice.
Take a deep breath.
With the feeling of daring to take out a loan to buy a house with little money, Bai Chiyu lifted the lid of the coffin with all his might, and then quickly fell to the ground.
Bang Dang!
The coffin lid smashed to the floor.
Imaginary mummies or zombies don't appear, but are surprisingly quiet.