Chapter 140: The protagonist's god wrestling skills have reached new heights
"Did it work?"
It seemed that Bai Chi Yu, who had survived the catastrophe, slowly raised his head. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
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He couldn't help but think so.
Taking a deep breath, Bai Chi Yu grabbed the outer edge of the coffin and stuck his head in.
There was a fluffy mattress in this coffin, and on the mattress there was a beautiful girl lying quietly in it as if she was asleep.
"Isn't it!"
Bai Chiyu couldn't help but take a step back.
"This man is...... How so? ”
"What did you find? Mummy? ”
As if there was no danger, Lan Fengling slowly approached him.
"Isn't this the girl in that old photo? Why is she here? ”
Lan Sha, who came to the coffin, put away the long knife and said a little incredulously.
Yelena, the girl in the coffin is no different from the girl he saw in the photo earlier except that the clothes on her body have been changed into a delicate gothic loli suit.
But that photo is obviously some years old, and even if the girl had been alive, she would have been an old woman by now, right?
Completely clueless.
Bai Chiba scratched at his hair.
(Is that not human?) But at that time, the dark matter crystal should not have fallen on the earth, right, she can't be an elf! )
He confirmed that he had to open the glass case and take out the old photo, comparing the photo of Elena with the girl in the coffin.
(Does it just look alike?) Impossible, right? )
Just like playing a game of finding fault with everyone, Bai Chiyu carefully confirmed the difference between the two.
A necklace caught his eye.
Although Elena in the photo is dressed modestly, the necklace around her neck looks very valuable.
"No, it doesn't look like a necklace."
He watched with wide eyes.
He had found out that Yelena was hanging around her neck
It is indeed not a necklace, but a delicate harmonica.
This harmonica looks very valuable, but it's really not like a well-dressed Elena.
(Could it be that someone else gave it to her?) But I think I've seen this harmonica somewhere...... I want to do this! Idiot? )
Bai Chiyu cursed himself in his heart.
"That's not right!"
Lansha suddenly shouted as she pulled Bai Chi Yu back.
"That huge aura is coming from her, let's get out of here!"
"Don't be nervous,"
Lan Fengling suddenly spoke, ignoring Lan Sha's eyes and leaning into the coffin.
"Didn't you notice that she was a dead man? I can't even breathe. ”
Lan Fengling boldly stretched out her hand and pulled it repeatedly on the face of the stunning girl in the coffin.
"It's so smooth! Even my sister can't reach this level, no, phew! What am I talking about, my sister can't be compared to anyone. ”
Lan Fengling, who had just shown a lascivious uncle's appearance, suddenly withdrew her hand and muttered repeatedly in her mouth as if she was repenting.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sister, you must forgive me, I just lost my words just now...... I've never thought about it that way before. ”
The sick guy put it aside for the time being, and after hearing her words, Lansha and Bai Chi Yu lowered their vigilance a little.
Lansha slowly approached the coffin, but the long knife in her hand tightened.
"Idiot Yu, go and make sure! Let's see if that guy is really dead. ”
"It's really calling."
He complained like this, but Bai Chiyu still acted quickly.
With his feet in the opposite direction of the coffin, ready to run away, Bai Chiba slowly put his index finger in front of the nose of the girl in the coffin.
"It's true that I'm not breathing."
Bai Chiyu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but he had a feeling of regret.
"It would be nice if she lived, I always feel that it's a pity that such a cute girl died."
Bai Chiba stared at the girl in the coffin, and suddenly noticed that the girl's eyelashes seemed to move.
"Huh?!"
He cried out in surprise.
"Die to me, you stupid dog is going to be in heat against a dead person? I've been staring at it for too long! ”
Lansha angrily kicked him in the back.
The unsuspecting White Red Feather crashed into the outer edge of the coffin and fell into the coffin.
The fallen white red feather kissed the girl in the coffin.
This less than 1 in 10,000 chance happened again, and it looked like he was kissing each other.
Subconsciously wiping the side of his mouth, Bai Chiyu felt a chill coming from his back.
The girl in the coffin in a gothic loli suit is very much like a princess, and if it were in a fairy tale, she would have woken up at this moment after being kissed.
But how could this possibility happen outside of fairy tales?
The princess in the coffin did not wake up unsurprisingly, and remained motionless as before, like a calm character who would laugh no matter what happened.
But Bai Chiba naturally couldn't do this, and the two adults who traveled with him were professionals who could turn words into sharp blades.
"How can you be disgusted to such an extent, necrophilia? Oops~"
The professional with the double ponytail taunted maliciously in words.
"Die for me 10,000 times!"
The other directly launched a physical attack.
The long knife mercilessly cut through the skin on Bai Chibane's back and coat, giving him a feeling that his life was in danger.
"There's a reason for that! You're the culprit, right? ”
Bai Chiyu made a gesture of surrender with both hands, and kept justifying.
"You can keep this kind of thing and tell Zeus in hell!"
"There is no Zeus in hell, don't take out half-understood knowledge and sell it!"
"It's noisy, it's noisy! You perverted necrophile erotic verbose dog, roll me into a pot of oil that boils to 1000 degrees and confess!! ”
Lansha kicked at him, and Bai Chiyu dodged it skillfully.
"It's better to have! I've never seen a pan that can reach 1000 degrees! ”
"You poor guy don't think that you can escape punishment in this way, kissing someone casually is a death sentence!"
"Which law is specifically aimed at me! Didn't they all say it was an accident? ”
Bai Chiyu circled around the coffin, and Lansha followed after him.
"How can there be so many accidents! You obscene creature who can't show up without mosaic, hurry up and kiss the soles of my feet! ”
"You're just trying to kick me! Although there are indeed a lot of accidents that happened to me, they are really just accidents! ”
“…… Accidentally...... Is it? ”
Lansha held the knife horizontally.
"Then you can also have an accident with my knife!"
"Although it feels good to be able to kiss beautiful women, I really didn't mean to, I don't want this kind of skill unique to anime male protagonists!"
Bai Chi Yu continued to defend himself while dodging the attack of the long knife.
"Ever since I met you, your accidents have happened too often, and you have never stopped.
And Qinghe, she has also kissed you, why can't I! This accident has never happened to me once! Obviously I'm the number one woman, right? It's just too much. ”
"Don't look at me with that suspicion! I'm telling the truth. ”
Lansha's squinted peach blossom eyes pierced his body like needles, making Bai Chiyu feel like he had seen an evil ghost.
"You were a selective accident, right? It's not the kind of girl with big boobs who won't have an accident, right? You fat-loving guy is the source of prejudice in this world! It must be destroyed. ”
"I'll you! Where is this? Is the accident out of my control? It may sound like some truth, but it's definitely not my reason, right? ”
Bai Chiyu jumped around like a clown in order to dodge the long knife, and turned a martial arts movie into a comedy.
(What the hell should I do!) )
Bai Chi Yu roared in his heart.
"There's no girl in this world who doesn't like shiny things, just give them a gift like this and it will make them happy immediately, you have to learn something."
A sentence that playboy Li Lan once said to him suddenly came to mind.
(Who the hell is this guy?) Why does it look so underdrawn, but let's use a dead horse as a live horse doctor first. )
Missing the memory, Bai Chiyu naturally couldn't recognize Li Lan, his best friend, but the memory that he suddenly recalled at such a critical time was not useless.
Bai Chiyu, who had the mentality of not dying, suddenly turned around and knelt on one knee, and took out from his pocket what he had scavenged when he was a "brave man".
Diamond Rings.
"Please forgive me, I am willing to repay you as a cow and a horse for the rest of my life."
Lansa was stunned by the surprise, and allowed Bai Chi Yu to put a ring on her hand.
Bai Chiyu didn't pay much attention to it, but she felt that the thumb and little finger were inappropriate, and wearing them on the index and middle fingers would affect the battle, so she subconsciously put it into the ring finger of her left hand.
"Woo Woo Woo ......"
Lantha was speechless as if biting her tongue, her face flushed.
Although all this was very useless kneeling and begging for mercy in Bai Chiyu's eyes, it was a different situation in Lansha's eyes.
"Knot, knot, knot knot, knot knot wedding ring?!"
Although I didn't understand why this guy who was fierce just now suddenly blushed and shy, Bai Chiyu also blushed when he saw her blushing.
The atmosphere is getting weirder and weirder.