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To be honest, Wu Yi really didn't feel that Christmas was anything better, obviously it was the birthday of a foreigner, what kind of excitement did we have, especially my own group of students, damn it, this is Valentine's Day!

"Hey! You two are too much, even if the teacher I don't object to early love, but you show affection in front of me, are you itchy skin? The little boy covered his face in shame and didn't speak, on the contrary, the girl hugged her boyfriend proudly like a peacock: "Teacher, you are embarrassed to say that you are a single dog, the dog can't live to your age, the dog is dead at your age!" ”

What do today's children think about every day, why are the brain holes so big! "I don't care, you two will have to pay the price for showing affection in front of me!" The surrounding classmates also began to coax, only Li Yang looked out the window and quietly looked at the snowflakes, young people are always sentimental, they come and go quickly, this guy must be thinking about the girl named Zeng Yaoyao, this matter is estimated to be with him for a lifetime. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Once the classroom is set up, all that's left is to get high! Wu Yi gave an order, and all the students cleared a large open space in the classroom, and drank all the snacks, sodas, and dried fruits. "Teacher Huang!" Huang Mei's popularity is so much better than his own, although the students all rushed up to welcome him, but Wu Ying still didn't want to admit it.

Huang Mei Sophia Tang Seng Bolt Little Dragon King Yan Angel Chicken Hedgehog, and Wu Xingyun, who has been depressed for the past few days, have all arrived, this lineup is enough to sweep small countries, which one is this going to sing? Everyone found a place to sit down, Wu Xingyun Qingli and his sad appearance attracted a lot of restless little boys, and those who liked to play games among the students had already offered Tang Seng as a god in just a few minutes.

Xiaolong and Wang Yan are two animals, and they ignore others with Ben, so they are there in public! Angel chicken hedgehog plus bolt is actually selling cute! Angel chickens and hedgehogs are easy to say, after all, people have cute appearances, bolts are too much, you look like a lizard, who are you going to scare? But she really has a unique taste, and she is still the most timid girl in Wu's class, and now she is holding the plug to feed the apple, and it seems that she has been fascinated by the plug.

Sophia will always follow Wu Yi like a shadow, Wu Yi grabbed Huang Mei and asked: "What kind of plane are you doing, didn't you tell you to wait at home, didn't you say that Christmas is boring?" Huang Mei glanced at Wu Ai: "I found that staying at home was more boring, I wanted to go to see our mother, but our mother was actually picked up by Qi Fat!" ”

"So you're here to harm me?" Wu Ill's tone of speech is simply a copy of the deep resentful woman, the last time Huang Mei came, the principal talked to him, countless teachers and students asked him for Huang Mei's mobile phone number, and some people were planning to follow him to inquire about the situation, and looked out the window depressedly, there are so many people! And the old man of archaeology last time, I don't know what he can also be dug up and tested.

"Hehe, Mr. Huang, my old man is bothering you again!" The old man is very bold and funny, at least Huang Mei does not reject him. "Mr. Ren, why do you have time to come here?" This old man's name is Ren Changyuan, a professor of the Department of Archaeology of Peking University, a real living fossil in the archaeological field, and a person at the ashes! Ren Changchang patted his wheelchair and sighed: "Today Christmas, all those students have gone for the holidays, I just wanted to come to the school to have a lively time, but I didn't expect to meet you." ”

The person who pushed Ren Changchang was a teacher in the school, and Wu Yi asked, "What about your family, old man?" "It's all abroad, don't study our tens of thousands of years of history, to study mummies, it's really a group of bastards who don't do their jobs!" It seems that the old man has a great grudge against his son studying his aunt!

Huang Mei took the old man's wheelchair and pushed the old man inside: "Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, don't be a cow and horse for your children and grandchildren, you are now at the age when you should be happy, why do you care so much, let's have a good day today." "But I still have a few questions for you." "You are now in my hands, you are a captive, and you have no human rights but to listen to me."

"Hahaha, I didn't expect me to be so old and let me be a captive again, so I'll listen to you today, have a good day, and be with you young people, I can live a few more days!" Principal Zhang, the old pervert with a dog's nose, only two minutes after the old man Ren arrived, this guy came when he smelled the smell, and when he saw his father, he sat down and pulled the old man Ren to do homely work, or he chattered endlessly.

Old man Ren didn't have to give him face, and stuffed him with a handful of melon seeds: "If you can't eat this in your mouth, why do you talk so much!" Next to Ren Changchang is Tang Seng who is talking boastfully with the students, in the end, there is still a generation gap, what Tang Seng howls about Demacia Ren Changchang can't understand, so he had to take out a photo from his mobile phone and study it carefully, just Tang Seng leaned over to quench his thirst with water, and happened to be seen.

"Old man, your taste is quite unique, why do you still study this thing?" "You know this thing?" "Hey! It's a toilet. "Don't talk nonsense, this cultural relic is carved with a dragon and a phoenix, and it is extravagant, but there is no inscription to make it elusive, I suspect that this is a chopstick cage used by the emperor of the Tang Dynasty." Tang Seng laughed breathlessly: "If you tell the emperor what the old man says, your head will fall to the ground immediately, hahaha!" ”

Old man Ren has always been known as an old stubborn, and he often blushes with people when he believes in something, unless you have enough reason to convince him, or you won't even be able to sleep, because he will always call and discuss 24 hours a day to tell you new evidence, unless you admit your mistake. Tang Seng's unobtrusive appearance has successfully aroused Ren Chang's competitiveness.

Pointing to the photo and excitedly said: "This is the history of the Tang Dynasty that I have checked more than 20 books, this one is carved with a dragon and a phoenix, which can only be a royal thing, and this thing is a barrel, but it is so compact, it is not a pen holder or a chopstick cage, what reason do you have to say that this is a toilet, have you ever seen such a small toilet?" "Maybe it's that the old man Ren is red-faced, and I'm afraid of making him angry.

Tang Seng waited until Ren Chang calmed down and said: "This thing is really a toilet, you should know the wedding customs of the Tang Dynasty, at that time, there was a toilet for the marriage, which is the thing on the photo, this is something that the queen only has when she gets married, but this thing is not used, it is just a symbolic meaning, if you don't believe it, you look for things, there should be a mechanism at the bottom of it, and the bottom can be opened, which is used to leak feces and urine." ”

Listening to what Tang Seng said, there is a basis for Ren Chang to really believe it, after all, there is a lesson from Huang Mei's past, and he does not dare to small the people around Huang Mei. dialed a phone call: "Did you feed Lao Xing?" "You don't care if I ate it, haha, you haven't figured it out yet, I'm writing to tell you when I bury you, hahaha!" "Humph! I won't die if you die, Lao Xing, you are really not a thing, you actually used a toilet to fool me, your conscience was eaten by a dog? ”

"Ouch! How do you know, did Lao Wang tell you, this old guy is really not a thing, he didn't do anything after drinking my good tea, and he must find him to have a good meal when he goes back! "Hey, hey! Do I still need you old immortals? Lao Tzu has his own master's advice, you lost the bet, don't forget to send me the red robe of Wuyi Mountain when you turn around, if I take it myself, it won't be a box! ”

After hanging up the phone, the old man was obviously in a happy mood, and patted Tang Seng and said: "The young man really has you, you know all this thing, that group of old guys is known to have studied for more than half a year before it was determined, how about you also study historical relics?" Tang Seng shook his head like a rattle: "No, I am too familiar with that thing, I almost used it at the beginning." ”

"What! That's something from the Tang Dynasty, how did you use it? Accidentally said that he leaked his mouth, Tang Seng snorted and said: "That's what my grandfather told me, and he specially made a model for me." Ren Changchang stood in awe and arched his hand: "I don't know which senior your grandfather is?" "No, no, he's just idle to study and play on his own, if you want to know anything about the Tang Dynasty, just ask me, Buddhism is also clear."

Ren Changchang was overjoyed, and took out a photo from his mobile phone: "This is given to me by a monk I know, this thing is obviously a cultural relic, he has to keep it for himself, and he said that people he doesn't know take him is blasphemy against him!" "This one."

"Everyone, be still! Hey, those two in the corner, don't go too far, don't you see the principal here, why are you taking off your clothes, believe it or not, I went to visit the principal's home jointly? Yes, put on the clothes first, what to do when you go back to school, do you want to be a homelike membership card teacher, I have it! The more he talked, the more he didn't do it, Huang Mei really couldn't stand it and kicked Wu Ill down.

"Hey, hey! Don't eat it, we're celebrating Christmas, not feeding the pigs, hurry up and give me whoever has a talent show! "Today's children are all shy to death, otherwise they can't let go, and no one takes the lead, so it's time for the class leader to play." Now I will sing a national anthem for everyone, I hope you can like it, get up! ”

Everyone below began to heckle: "You should get up!" The squad leader was sent off the stage in the baptism of melon seed shell and orange peel. But the purpose has been achieved, and the atmosphere in the class has risen. Huang Mei took the stage again: "There is still no one volunteering, right, then I can name the two in the corner, the show of affection is not over, come up for me!" The little couple walked hand in hand on stage, and their faces were as shy as ripe tomatoes.

This little boy is so unproductive, his girlfriend is very good to save him. "Next, we're going to sing a little dimple song for everyone." (To be continued.) )