readx;?“ Feed! The two of you are not finished, aren't you, singing a song and abusing the dog, or I will give you a week's leave to do your work before you come back to class? Under the poisonous tongue of Wu Ill and the coaxing of the whole class, the little two came down sweetly. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Ren Chang looked at the little couple and said: "If I had been so bold at the beginning, my son would have been at least three years older." ”

Wu Yi jumped on stage: "The one just now doesn't count, who still has to perform quickly, the teacher will be rewarded for the performance!" "What reward?" Wu Yi smiled proudly and pulled out a sock from his pocket: "This sock was lost by me back then, I wore it once, I finally found it yesterday, and today I can't help but contribute it to everyone as a gift, you must cherish it!" ”

"Cut!" Everyone stretched out their middle fingers in unison to show their admiration for Wu Ai, and the old man was also held by Tang Seng and stretched out a thin finger, and the few teeth were all exposed, and he smiled. Huang Mei chuckled: "It turns out that they are all a group of useless children, since this is the case, don't blame my sister for smashing the field, Xiao Wushang!" ”

Wu Xingyun sighed helplessly, slapped the table and jumped into the arena cleanly, she was dressed neatly today, with a pair of elastic jeans on the outside, a pair of boots, and a sweater on her upper body, which was originally quite ordinary, but Wu Xingyun took off the sweater and leaked out of the lean vest, which was too hot!

Holding his forehead with one hand and stretching out the other, Huang Mei threw out a certain black round hat at the right time, Wu Xingyun caught it and buckled it on his head, and the music just reached the beat. It's simply Michael Jackson reborn! The most important thing is that Wu Xingyun is a martial arts master, we Mike is talking about dancing is just an ordinary person, and Wu Xingyun's body is simply beyond the three views of normal people!

Space Walk? Meaningless, I can play in place and you won't be able to see it at all! Mike's most classic hand to help the second child stand up and stand up for the belly, floating clouds! Did you know that God is called an electric motor? Mechanical dance is at your fingertips, break dancing is a piece of cake, all kinds of handsome selection of cool and crazy bombing actions are dazzling, Wu Xingyun, a big beauty, dances street dance to give people a sensory stimulation that is too exciting! Especially the Thomas spin at the end, those two long straight legs are about to hit you in the face! (The plot needs it, it's not a spoof of the king, the fish apologizes here.) ）

Wu Xingyun's performance was over, but everyone was still unsatisfied, and they coaxed another one. Huang Mei clasped her hands: "Boys, this is my person, my performance has arrived, what about yours?" Tut-tut, it's a shame, none of the dozens of people can beat me twice, the master is lonely! "Huang Mei's job is a model, although she doesn't need to disguise herself to force a smile, but every woman is the best actress.

As a result, the fighting spirit of the stunned young people in Class 5 was completely ignited! "Teacher, let's apply for a five-minute intermission, we need to plan!" Wu Yi waved his hand magnificently: "It took us five minutes, ten minutes is enough, although you plan something, the teacher will give it to you!" ”

After intense discussion and negation, and then fierce discussion and denial, the latest program of Class 5 is released! "Next, please enjoy the sketch "Haiyan" in the fifth class of the second year of high school!" sketch or something, but it's okay, but I didn't expect to kill Wu Ai, it was actually Li Yang who played Haiyan, Uncle Benshan was tied up by a soft girl, and he didn't know how to hold the hat on his head, and his weird appearance made people laugh with his hands behind his back.

Song Xiaobao is actually played by a big baby, this guy is a tendon, and often makes some mistakes that make people cry and laugh. The opening is not bad, but it comes to the sentence "Gorky's book, not the base of golf." He insisted on reciting this line correctly, so that the girl who played Uncle Benshan couldn't say a word, and such an unexpected performance was even more hilarious.

After all, it was a hastily selected show, which was already very good, and overall it was a complete success. Huang Mei patted and said, "Well, it's not bad, but you think it's over?" Don give it to me! "It's like closing the door and letting the dog go, Tang Seng slowly moved the table with a black face, and walked up as if he hadn't woken up.

Huang Mei patted Tang Seng: "Put on a good show, if you lose someone, you know what the consequences will be!" "The latter sentence is a naked threat, and I don't know what Tang Seng thought, so he shuddered." Everyone, let's take a look at the streets and alleys! As the saying goes, relying on parents at home and relying on friends outside, today I hope you will be generous and your little brother will perform an iron head gong for everyone, take me bricks! ”

Everyone looked at each other, and Tang Seng exclaimed: "Isn't it, such a big school doesn't even have a brick?" Tang Seng looked unhappy, but in fact, he was already smiling in his heart, these were basically discussed by Huang Mei with everyone at home, but Tang Seng just wanted to be an onlooker, he didn't want to be the same as a monkey, how to say that he was also a person with status!

It's just that he didn't expect that our principal Zhang is an extremely good-looking person, what is it that such a big school doesn't even have a brick, isn't this a slap in the face, or he didn't buy it now, and the bricks must be brought to demolish the house first! "Let me ask first, is any brick okay?" Tang Seng said in an arrogant manner: "It's just a brick, if you dare to get it, I will dare to perform with you." ”

The director of teaching, Wang Baldzi, is always the most heartfelt dog of the principal, and the principal made a phone call, and in less than five minutes, the "bricks" were delivered. Tang Seng's eyes are about to fall out, what the hell is this brick, it's a marble strip at all, this one is worse than himself! "You dare to tell me it's bricks?" Tang Seng asked with trembling lips.

Principal Zhang nodded: "Of course it's bricks, this is the floor tiles that our school originally planned to use to pave the square, these bricks are counted, this time I am in charge of approving two for you, if you want to perform, hurry up, if you break the money, I have to pay for it myself." Tang Seng gritted his teeth and said, "This is a killing!" Lao Tzu is no longer playing! Just as he was about to sneak out, he saw Huang Mei leaning against the door for some time.

"Eldest sister, don't blame me, there is no material, you wait for me and I will go to the construction site to move bricks now, and I will definitely give you a performance!" Huang Mei smiled kindly at Tang Seng, took out a big hammer from his back, and said with red mouth and white teeth: "I don't want to see the iron head gong anymore, I want to see the chest broken boulder now!" As soon as Tang Seng wanted to escape for his life, he was pressed by Wu Ill, who had been prepared.

Constantly struggling to say, "Don't! I haven't practiced home yet, you're going to kill me like this! Wu Yi pressed Tang Seng with one hand and dragged the marble strip with the other hand, both of which were pressed, Tang Seng lay on the ground like a king, scratching his hands and feet but just couldn't get up. Old Man Ren said worriedly: "There won't be any accidents, don't take this risk on such a happy day." ”

The sledgehammer was as light as a straw in Huang Mei's hands, and he played with flowers, and said to Ren Changchang: "Don't worry, this guy is not an ordinary person, this kind of little trick is nothing to him at all, you just wait to watch the show!" "Huang Mei is wearing a red skirt today, with one foot on Tang Seng, and the black silk looming under the fiery red skirt makes people dizzy.

Tang Seng didn't have the heart to think about anything else at this time, Huang Mei always used a huge hammer to constantly compare on him, and Tang Seng was about to pee out in fright. "What are you talking about, why don't you look at me all the time on such a big rock!" Huang Mei smiled and said: "I suddenly want to see the iron head gong again, do you say that your head is hard or this hammer is hard?" ”

Tang Seng will definitely not be smashed to death by such a hammer, death and pain are two different things, being smashed like this, Tang Seng estimates that he can be stupid for three days! "Auntie, don't play with me, okay! I'm scared of you! Huang Mei's shot did not have any warning at all, Tang Seng begged for mercy before he finished the hammer and smashed down, and it was aimed at Tang Seng's bare head!

Everyone exclaimed in surprise, in their opinion, it was not a question of whether they would die or not, but whether there would be a whole corpse! Seeing that it was about to verify whether the skull was the hardest part of the human body, the hammer in Huang Mei's hand was awkwardly directional, and the two stone bars on Tang Seng's chest were suddenly smashed.

Huang Mei enjoyed everyone's frightened gazes, carrying a hammer and throwing her hands around, as for Tang Sengle, who was lying on the ground covered with stone slag, she selectively forgot about it. Tang Seng lay motionless on the ground as if he was dead, and some students were frightened: "He can't be dead, should we call the police?" Huang Mei waved his hand to attract everyone's attention, only to see him pick up the mineral water in Wu Yi's hand and splash it on Tang Seng.

"Huh! I'm freezing to death! The first thing Tang Seng did when he woke up was to confirm whether his head was still intact, and finally returned to his seat to continue eating melon seeds in the questioning eyes of everyone. Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Tang Seng touched his head and said: "What are you all looking at me doing, I should eat and play, I'm fine, I don't believe you!" "I dried up a bottle of water in one go, and there was no leakage on my body!

The warm applause lasted for a long time, and Tang Seng also gave his hands everywhere, he enjoyed the feeling of being in the limelight. In fact, he already knew that Huang Mei would not hurt himself, but he was an ancient god, and it was boring to play with such a small hammer. Even if it was an ordinary person lying there just now, as long as it could support the weight of the stone, there would be absolutely nothing to do.

Knowing is knowing, Huang Mei is so fierce with a hammer, a normal person will be scared to faint, he is not scared to pee, he is already very confident in his head, fainting is just a self-reaction of his body, not a shame. Old Man Ren kept touching Tang Seng's chest and said curiously: "Are you hiding a steel plate here?" ”

Tang Seng simply pulled off his clothes: "No, see for yourself, how can I have a steel plate here." Ren Changchang stretched out his thumb: "This kung fu is really good!" (To be continued.) )