"The morning news reported that the bank robbery has been solved, the hostages have been successfully rescued, and they are currently emotionally stable, with two injuries and two deaths of the bandits, and the whereabouts of one person and a million huge sums of money are unknown........ Recently, there are a large number of illegally modified vehicles in the city, illegal drag racing, law enforcement traffic police are currently arrested a taxi driver for illegal modification of vehicles, disrupting public transportation and other crimes, this person is addicted to games, driving as a game, has to make people ......"

There was a big thing that happened when I came back that day, Huang Mei couldn't wake up after arriving home, and it took three days to wake up, Wu Yi almost thought she was going to become a drought, you asked her what was going on, she didn't know yet, so she said she was sleepy and panicked. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Huang Mei has been completely abolished, and has completely become a member of the family squatting in college, lying on the sofa every day to watch those bloody Korean dramas, or reading those novels, especially if you can find her and Ying Long as the theme, it will be amazing. There is a book that played Ying Long to death and occupied her, if it weren't for Wu Ai's eye and hand, the author estimated that the first seven would have passed.

"Lift your feet, another!" Wu Yi feels that he has really become a nanny, and people get a goddess home to either help him give birth to a baby, or help him dominate the world, how can it be his turn to be the same as finding a living ancestor? Although Huang Mei is indeed his living ancestor, you can't squat at home every day and do nothing, right? Wu Yi now feels like those parents who welcome their children on vacation, the first few days are quite novel, but then she is disgusted at all, and what she does is not pleasing to the eye.

"I said you can help, every day I know to watch TV and play on the computer, I have nothing to read and review (I got the wrong script), and it's okay to go out and find a job!" Huang Mei ate snow cakes "with a sigh", and didn't put Wu Ill's words at ease, and said lazily, "I went out to find a job, don't worry?" “”...... Then you can't just squat at home, how can you say that you are also a goddess, can you pay attention to your image? “

Huang Mei turned over and said, "What image is not image, who would believe that I am a goddess, now I am a goddess with a little makeup, and my virtue is at most a female nerve." "She's pretty self-aware. Just when Wu was about to educate her well, the power went out.

"Oops! What's the power outage? Is the heroine dead or not? Huang Mei jumped up directly, which means repairing and repairing the TV. In order to save her TV from her hands, Wu Yi went directly to the TV. "What are you doing here, on TV?" Wu Yi resolutely said: "If you want to move my TV, shoot me to death!" ”

"Wow!" "What's wrong? Scolding the street again? "No, it's calling me!"

Wu Yi threw away his apron, pushed the door and went out, and in the past few days, Poseidon and One-Eye have completely mobilized their little brother to pick up money. So, if you drop your money in this area, you'd better pick it up right away, or you'll have to be prepared to run a marathon with a dog or a cat later. It's completely unreasonable.,Just run away.,Sometimes they'll send two of the same kind to sell cuteness with you to attract your attention.,And then they're good to run away.。

A few days ago, they picked up a dime and Wu Ill had to collect it, and then Wu Ill gave an order, if it was less than ten yuan, save it first, otherwise Wu Ill would not let him die of annoyance. The commission is like this, for example, the ten yuan picked up by Poseidon's subordinates, two dollars for Poseidon, two dollars for Wu Sick, six dollars for the dog who picked up the money, and vice versa. If it was from outside, they would each receive two dollars, and four dollars would belong to the dog who picked up the money.

At present, Wu Yi has earned more than 300 yuan in the past few days, mainly because they didn't know about picking up money before, resulting in a lot of coins or big bills in many sewers. So at the beginning, Wu Ill and they gained a lot, and it has stabilized in the past few days, and basically Wu Ill can earn more than a dozen yuan of cigarette money a day, which is much worse than he expected at the beginning. Although a little lost but better than nothing, Poseidon has already smoked the cigarettes he sells.

"! Are you robbing a bank? "In front of me is a bundle of 100 yuan bills, and the thickness is almost 10,000 yuan. Poseidon and a big earthy yellow dog wagged their tails like fans, and the meaning of the invitation was self-evident. Poseidon shouted, "Brother, quickly check the authenticity, don't be a counterfeit banknote and be happy in vain!" "It's 10,000 yuan, it's all real money.

To be honest, Wu Yi himself has never touched so much money at one time, especially since he can still draw 2,000 yuan from it, and he has the urge to sing a song now. Before he could howl out, the 10,000 yuan had already reached Huang Mei's hand, "Hehe, buy the 9,000 bag first!" "Ruffian! Rogue! Bummer! Female bandits! Of course, Wu Yi didn't dare to say these words, otherwise he would be cremated if he didn't say a word.

"That Sister Huang, that money is not ours, that's its." Wu Yi pointed to the big yellow dog. Poseidon and the others couldn't understand the words of people other than Wu Ai at all, so they didn't know that their money had been remembered by a goddess, and they stuck out their tongues with excitement. Huang Mei hid the money behind her: "This is the money I bought the bag!" Wu was also anxious, "How can you be a goddess who robs other people's dogs of money?" Are you embarrassed? ”

As soon as Wu Yi opened his mouth, the two dogs understood, and the woman wanted to grab money, so she threw off her cheeks and barked wildly. Wu Yi was still thinking about how to get the money back, but he didn't expect Huang Mei to throw down the money and go into the house with a whoosh. I really don't know what to say about this female neuropath, who knows that she has the wrong nerve.

Wu Yi patted the dog's head and said, "Okay, brother, you can send it now!" How are you going to spend the 6,000 yuan? "The big yellow dog smirked with a smirk, "Mao Mao on the next street, I have long taken a fancy to her, that ass tsk, first buy a pack of ham sausages and get her for a week!" "Wu Disease's brain is a black line, why are the dogs starting to go to the sea now? And doesn't Mao Mao still write novels, how did he degenerate to this point?

Poseidon jumped up and kicked the big yellow dog aside and scolded: "Something that doesn't make a difference! That's what you pursue with so much money? Look at Monica's ass, Mao Mao doesn't deserve to lift her shoes! "There is still a score here, and if you continue to talk about it, you have to let the harmony." Okay Brother Bo, you don't care if your subordinates do this! "What's this, is it all for the sake of eating!"

"Okay, will you let me go here or get all the money back?" The big yellow dog grinned and said, "Second brother, you can help me buy a pack of ham sausages, and save the rest of the money for me, and I will ask you to mention it in the future!" Wu Yi took out a small notebook and asked, "What's your name?" "My name is Rhubarb." "This one has already barked at a dog." "Yellow?" "There you have it too!" The dog's name is very serious, especially a name like rhubarb, there are more than 100 of Poseidon alone, but it doesn't matter whether people are famous or not, people recognize dogs by smell.

Rhubarb held back a sentence for a long time, "The good name is used by the dog, I ......" Wu Yi nodded, "Well, this name is useless, I wrote it down for you!" Since then, Poseidon has one more yellow dog named Good Name for Dogs, and Wu Yi is deeply impressed by him anyway. Poseidon waved his claws in an angry manner, "Go brother, I've troubled you these days, brother invites you to dinner, call the one-eyed too, Lao Tzu has to show off well!" ”

"What do you want to show?" One-Eye jumped from a tree, followed by two cats dragging plastic bags. In the plastic bag were two bundles of money, a full 20,000. Poseidon wilted directly, he felt ashamed, and ran out with a snort, probably mobilizing his little brother to pick up money.

"Brother Cat, where did you pick it up?" One-eyed elegantly drank the tea prepared by Wu Ill, although he couldn't taste anything, "In the tree hole in the back, it was originally a stronghold of mine, and I haven't been there for a long time, but I sent you two bundles of money when I saw it today." Oh yes, get me some food for the guards, two bundles of money is pretty heavy! "I don't know why, Wu Yi always feels that this thing is quite strange.

How could there be such a coincidence, if a few of them picked up a few bundles of dark coins Wu Ill would still feel normal, but these are all red yuan, all of them are the kind that can be spent, which is almost the same as if you won the lottery, completely incredible.

From the morning, cats and dogs start to come and go to the waste collection station. If you can understand them like Wu Ai, you can hear a conversation like this: "How much do you get, brother?" "Not much, two bundles!" "Hehe, my wife and I found four bundles!" You picked up a bundle and were embarrassed to speak.

The front and back added up to a full million, and Wu Yi suddenly remembered the wish he had made to Wu Lao Er, "!" There really are a million! ”

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