It turns out that the badges of bank staff are not only for customers, at least the robbers can read this thing to find out the manager accurately. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"What are you moving here and again? What the hell is this a robbery, can you be serious? "It was a very serious matter, but he said this, and the atmosphere was completely empty. Just now, the group of people who were moving around pointed to the manager and said in unison, "This grandson is the manager!" The robber pulled out the frightened manager who was about to convuls, and the manager pulled the gun and the badge directly.

"Why is this grandson so popular?" "He just bullied people and didn't give us money, and now you are chivalrous, don't hurt us, if you want money, it's all in that bespectacled grandson, a full five million!" The robber casually threw the manager aside, "Okay! Brothers only want money, as long as you are honest and don't play tricks, we will never hurt a single hair of you! ”

Wu Yi suddenly felt that someone was poking him in the back, and when he looked back, it turned out to be Huang Mei, who was holding the child who had just sat with him in her arms, "Do you want to take them!" Huang Mei made a gesture to wipe her neck. She's not a goddess at all, and it's almost the same when you say she's a witch. Wu Yi lowered his voice and said, "Don't worry too much, anyway, it's that grandson who is unlucky, I've been unhappy with him for a long time, and as long as they don't hurt others, I don't see it!" ”

"Oh!" Huang Mei agreed, and began to play with other children's tablets, after all, there was no actual operation, and as soon as the game was opened, the childlike music sounded. The whole hall was stunned, it was not serious to grab this money, but there were still people playing games, you really thought you were coming to the spring outing?

"Who!" Hula cleared a large open space at once, and Wu Huang Mei and the child were left, who cares what you look like at this time, it is the right thing to save your life, and the hero saves the beauty only in the news. Wu Yi's first reaction was to take the child and squat aside under the contemptuous eyes of everyone. People are goddesses, mythological figures, and they are ordinary people, so let's toss how much you like.

"Hey, hey! The chick is very fat! Come here! Except for the one with the mask, the other four robbers all laughed lewdly. Huang Mei stood up very boldly, and hooked his hand at the robber, the gun seemed to him to be a toy at all, maybe not even a toy. The robber walked towards Huang Mei with a lewd smile on his face, "The chick is quite energetic!" "It's dirty, my big hand is about to touch Huang Mei.

"Smack!" It was a resounding slap in the face, and by the time the robber reacted, blood was already coming out of his mouth and a few back molars. Huang Mei was still not satisfied, so she took out a wet towel and wiped it in disgust. "Lao Tzu has broken you!" The robber is completely on fire, and the one who dares to come out and rob the bank either has an amazing IQ or is only full of enthusiasm, and it is clear that he belongs to the latter.

The robber raised the muzzle of the gun and aimed it at Huang Mei, and the next moment this lively beauty was about to lose the blood and splash the blood in all directions, most of the people didn't look over, they couldn't bear to look at it, only Wu Yi looked like a good show, he was not worried about Huang Mei, he was worried about how to explain if the bullet flew back upside down.

The next moment, the trigger sounded, and then it ...... No then. Squibs! Completely dumb fire, not even a little spark. "Pretty lucky!" "Click" is a dumb gun again! "Click", "click", "click", ..... It's all dumb guns!

The scene was extremely weird, on one side the robber shot like crazy, and on the other side, the corners of Huang Mei's mouth were slightly raised, as if he was watching a play. "How so! Fourth, give me your gun! "It's still a dumb gun, and then he tried all the guns except the man with the mask, and all of them were dumb guns without exception. One gun may be defective, two may be a coincidence, more than three, congratulations you have met a liar, "Boss!" We were scammed! "The man with the mask can't see the joy and sorrow, he has a mask on his face.

Seeing that the man with glasses was anxious, since the gun was fake, he was still afraid of a hair, and kicked at the robber boss. "Bang!" The dark muzzle of the gun spewed out orange tongues of fire, and his leg was directly pierced, "Don't kill me!" Don't kill me! I'll give you money, and it's all yours! The man with glasses was finally scared, death was so close to him, so close that it suffocated him.

The robber, known as the Boss, took a pistol and fired at the ceiling. The tongue of fire swallowed, and the ceiling was shot directly into a sieve. Everyone shuddered, especially the robber who shot Huang Mei, "She's a monster!" "The police are still quite efficient, at least now they can hear the siren." Come on! Leave her alone! ”

All five robbers ran away, taking with them the man with glasses and the five million. Wu Yi took advantage of the chaos and slipped away with Huang Mei, he has always disliked dealing with the police, whether you are a victim or a suspect, you have to be stripped of a layer of skin from their hands, and only the dead victims can survive.

The battery car was racing wildly, and finally he ran out of power, so Wu Yi simply lit a cigarette. "I said, how did you do that?" Huang Mei played with his fingers and said absentmindedly, "I am the god of drought, and things like fire are almost useless to me, let alone gunpowder." By the way, I'm also a bit involved in thunder and lightning, so why don't I try charging the tram? In order to keep Lao Wang's battery car, Wu Yi bought her popsicles for the last five yuan on his body.

As a goddess, it is not her turn to spontaneously combust this kind of thing, of course, if Wu Yi agrees to buy her a bag, it will be another matter. So Wu Yi can only push the cart by himself, don't look at this thing is very easy to use when there is electricity, but it is definitely a burden when there is no electricity, not to mention that the wheels are still very small, it is too laborious. Just as Wu was pushing the cart hard, he suddenly felt that the cart was light, and a breeze actually pushed the cart and started running.

"Don't look at me like that, I'm just helping you for the sake of you giving me the last five dollars to buy ice cream." For the first time, Wu Yi thought Huang Mei was quite cute. Huang Mei was fanning the wind in front of her at this time, and every time she waved her hand, she would produce a wind force, pushing the car forward, not only at a fast speed, but also without feeling any bumps.

For the first time, Wu Yi felt the charm of drag racing, the kind of rapidity, the kind of excitement, the kind of slow everyone like a turtle, but you can have fun. The idea of buying a car rose again in Wu Ai's heart, although this idea had been stifled by him countless times, but this time it was particularly strong, almost making Wu Ai want to take out his wife's book that he had saved for many years. Wu Yi gritted his teeth, "Hurry up, I'll buy you a dress when I turn around!" "Whoosh!"

Wu Ill "Whew-"

The two of them are hi, but the traffic police are blind, "Call the headquarters!" Call home! There are people racing on the 37th road, please support quickly! "Headquarters has received it, please report the license plate and model of the drag racer." "It's too fast to see clearly, it looks like a tricycle!" "Made! Sick! "Hey! Feed? Why did he hang up? "The traffic police are still quite responsible, and immediately call the other road at the same time.

"Hey, Brother Wang, I'm Xiao Liu, someone is racing! It's very fast, Zhengwang, where are you going, yes, yes! Gotta stop him, I'll be there right away! The traffic policeman on duty at the other end muttered, "Drag racing in broad daylight? It can't be a princeling, right? Can it be stopped? Before he could decide, a gust of wind blew, and he only vaguely saw a car model.

"! It's actually a tricycle! Call headquarters, there is a drag racing car on No. 37, it is a tricycle, and the license plate is not clear to request support! Request support! Feed! Feed? As a traffic policeman for many years, he knows that the time has come for him to make meritorious contributions, in the past, it was either the princelings or the rich second generation who were racing cars, and no matter how bad it was, it was the underworld that splashed paint every minute, and this time he finally caught a normal one! There's absolutely no background, and I've never heard of anyone who likes to race with a tricycle!

Lao Wang stopped a taxi, "Quick! Go to Thirty-Five Road as fast as you can! The driver grinned, "What you said is true?" "You talk so much nonsense, hurry up and run!" The driver pulled out the steering wheel hard, revealing a USB port, pulled out a gamepad, and took out a pair of VR glasses, replacing the music in the car with the music of a go-kart.

Lao Wang trembled and said, "Should you not-ah!" "Rice dog!" "Ding-ding-ding-ding......"

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