Zhu Ziguo's unlucky golden retriever roared pitiful, it is estimated that Sister Guanyin felt that her mount should be the same as herself, so she castrated him, but this thing was obviously a eunuch, but she still had to rob other people's princesses, and was finally caught back by Sister Guanyin, and it seemed that a beating was inevitable. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Sanzang, if you come to the West Heaven, if you encounter demons on the way, it will be difficult for you, no better than dealing with them, the gods and Buddhas will help you, you can do it yourself." Tang Seng was about to fly, took off his robe on the spot, and didn't know when he got a piece of clothes from the Western Regions, put a set on himself, and asked Lao Sha to borrow some beard, and the Persian merchant was born!

The Bodhisattva had already left, and Tang Seng said, "How is it, is my brother handsome?" Huang Mei pouted and said, "Shuai didn't see it, but you have a grain of rice on your beard." Tang Seng glared at Sha Seng, continued to stroke his beard and said: "If I wear it like this, we can save a lot of trouble, and I don't have to admit that I am Tang Seng when I meet a monster when I turn around, in fact, if I can, I hope Xiao Wu will give me a disguise." ”

"Okay, shut up, you leave quickly, I've been out for too long this time, I guess Xiaoyu will be worried." Tang Seng asked cautiously: "Then what do you want to do?" Wu Yi patted Tang Seng on the shoulder and said politely: "They are all brothers, do you dedicate yourself to your younger brothers and sisters?" Tang Seng wanted to run, but Huang Mei squeezed over and squeezed him in the middle of Wu Ill: "Is it easy for people to rain lightly, what should I do if I stay alone in the empty room every day, and turn around and make Wu Sick green?" ”

Wu Yi's face suddenly turned green, although he felt that Xiaoyu couldn't do this kind of thing, but who didn't have an old king in his heart!? Tang Seng saw that there was no hope of escape, and said discouragedly: "Okay, I'll cooperate with you what you want, right?" Wu Yile said: "This is my good brother!" Tang Seng said bitterly: "It's only been eight lifetimes of blood mold to be a brother with you!" Then he was hung up, and there were four big words "I am Tang Seng" hanging on his chest.

Wu Yi took the broken gong he picked up on the side of the road and struck it and shouted: "Hey, the attention of the south and the north!" Tang Sanzang of the Eastern Soil Tang Dynasty is here! "I was amazed that the birds came out of the mountain, and the beasts ran away from each other. It's not lively! Tang Seng said with tears in his eyes: "Sooner or later, Lao Tzu will have to die on your broken mouth!" "Wu Ill's shouting is still regular, the more he reaches the barren mountains and mountains, the louder he gets, and he doesn't shout on Kangzhuang Avenue.

The hard work paid off, and finally led to four deaths. "Hey! Do you want to buy that monk? "These are four beautiful women, enchanting and graceful. The monkey pointed at the people with a stick and shouted, "What kind of monster are you?" "We are spider spirits, don't talk nonsense, do you buy that monk, our sisters have money!" Wu said to Tang Seng with a wicked smile: "Old Tang, what do you think, there is a rich woman who wants to support you!" ”

"Get out! One or two are okay to say, seven together is called murder! "That's what I said, but our Elder Tang's eyes are still always staring at others, and the focus is to take care of other people's small waists, and they are always energetic! Wu Yi was too lazy to talk nonsense, raised eighty-eight and directly collected four monsters, Tang Seng suddenly said: "You said that if you have collected all seven spider spirits, can you summon the divine dragon?" ”

Wu said quietly: "I don't know if the dragon will come, but the biggest chance is to summon an old hen." Tang Seng slapped his forehead: "I almost forgot her, her old man's home should not be far away, right?" As he spoke, he began to look around. After walking a short distance, I only felt the heat on my face, and the sound of a woman's laughter came, Tang Seng said obscenely: "Why don't I go to explore the road first?" ”

Huang Mei slapped Tang Seng on the head, and then took the Snow Girl away, and after a while, he saw the Snow Girl jumping up and running to report: "Come and see my artwork!" "The monsters are so lifelike that they can even capture the panic that they realize that something is wrong in their laughter, and they are more powerful than digital cameras. Wu Yi accepted the rest of the monsters as usual, and then an old woman came out.

She is Vilamba Bodhisattva, and she has a son named Angri Xingguan, and in the original book, he killed the scorpion essence. Vilamba Bodhisattva said: "Amitabha, this is the thousand-eyed centipede essence, and the seven spiders are related to my Buddha, so it is better to hand them over to this Bodhisattva." Tang Seng said: "Amitabha, the Bodhisattva has asked the disciple to agree, and Wu Yi gave the monster to the Bodhisattva." ”

Wu Yi threw seven wilted spiders to Vilamba Bodhisattva, and then got an arm-long centipede, this guy is the monster with eyes all over his body, and he made a mess of the monkey. was talking about Wu Ai's mobile phone rang suddenly, Wu Ai clearly remembered that the mobile phone had long been out of battery, how could it be used again? But when I remembered that the only person who called me at this time could be Wu Laoer, this old bastard could do anything.

"Hello?" "Hey you uncle! What the have you done to Journey to the West! Heavenly Dao is about to collapse! "Damn! Don't scare me, I'll try to keep it original. "Don't talk too much, let Huang Mei find a place to play by herself, you leave immediately now, otherwise I'm worried that Brother Dao will kill you directly!" "Okay, I'll prepare,"

The sound of Wu Sick's mobile phone was very loud, and everyone could hear Wu Laoer's roar. Tang Seng worried: "What the hell is the situation, I think our plot is okay." Wu Yi shook his head and said: "It should be too powerful to release water, I have to leave in a while, Huang Mei, you go to Lingshan first and wait for Old Tang, you must not make any more trouble on the way, Old Tang must not die!" ”

Tang Seng smiled: "Don't worry, my incorruptible golden body is completed, and now it is invulnerable, of course, if you boil it directly in water for half a day, I will die, you can go with peace of mind!" Vilamba Bodhisattva carried the centipede and said, "Do you still want this?" "Such a big centipede is definitely a treasure, it is estimated that it is worth more than ginseng, Wu Yi is reluctant to throw it, so he can only wrap it around his waist first.

"Snow Maiden, go and wrap up my bag of gems, and I'll see if I can put it in." The Snow Girl had no intention of living in this world for a long time, and according to Wu Ill's words, she turned into a snowstorm and wrapped the jewelry bag, and Wu Ill lowered her voice to accept it, but the Snow Girl was taken in, and a bag of gems was still on the ground. Wu Yi pinched his eighty-eight red ears and said, "Can't you put some water!" ”

Eighty-eight said helplessly: "That's how I set it, what do you want me to do?" Wu was helpless, so he had to put a lot of money in his pocket, which were all equipment for fighting monsters. The pockets are full of arms, and Wu Yi only hates himself now why he doesn't wear a pocket full of pockets! Tang Seng couldn't bear to say when he saw Wu Ai's anxious look: "If you can't do it, you can put some in the crotch, we can understand you, be careful not to put that kind of sharp weapon." ”

Huang Mei glanced at him: "You just tie your trouser legs, fortunately you didn't wear big pants." Wu Yi patted his head and said while tightening his trouser legs: "Actually, I originally planned to wear slippers." Everyone: "......"

A hole appeared in front of Wu Ill, and the monkey curiously touched it, but the person went directly through it, and the same was true for Huang Mei and Tang Seng. Huang Mei gritted her teeth and said, "It's really not good, you put me in eighty-eight, let's smuggle it over!" "You pull it down, in case there is any more moths, everyone will finish the calves together, I am gone, I will find a way to get everyone together when I turn back!" After saying that, the person has disappeared.

It's still as calm as ever, but I can't see so many strange creatures anymore, and it is estimated that Wu Lao Er and they are working overtime.

When I got home, I was still in Sophia's basement, and the gourd babies probably went to class again, but Sophia was not there. Wu Yi casually found a pocket and packed the messy things on his body, and the big centipede was in his hand and went up. The first person I came out to see didn't expect it to be Wu Lao Er, this old Wang Ba still used his own cup!

"I'm back, sit down, don't treat yourself as an outsider." Wu Yi said angrily: "This is originally my home!" There didn't seem to be anyone at home, and Wu Yi wondered, "Where is my wife?" Wu Lao Er said: "How do I know, I didn't see anyone at your house, so I came in by myself." "The door is unlocked?" "Does it make a difference to me if it's locked or not?" "Nima's!"

"What the hell is going on over there in the Heavenly Dao?" Wu Lao Er yawned and said, "What else, it's a lot better, it's just that sometimes I always have convulsions." Wu Yi said: "Then why did you ask me to come back?" "Big brother, you are not an ordinary person now, you are an outsider in the eyes of people in the world of Journey to the West, and you still don't plan to settle down, it's good that people can tolerate you for so long, if I live in your house every day, are you willing?"

"You just tell me that I'm going to stay there for a long time, and it's over." "Yes, it's time for the gourd baby to go, you have to come with me." "Why! Lao Tzu has just come home, why don't you let me rest for a while! "Ahh You really think you're at work, as long as something happens, we have to leave quickly, this time it's not just you, I have to go with you! ”

"What the hell is going on?" "That pangolin accidentally hung up、" "What pangolin?" ": It's the one that pierced the gourd mountain and released the snake spirit and scorpion spirit." If you're dead, you're dead, it's my business! "It doesn't matter if he's dead, the problem is that no one has released the monster out, and the gourd baby still has a fart, he's just an introduction, and the story can't be written without it."

Wu Yi said helplessly: "Can't you go if you don't go?" "You hurry up and prepare, the day after tomorrow, while the gourd baby is gone, I will accompany you on a trip, you can go back and forth." After the old guy finished talking about going over the wall and leaving, Wu Yi found that half of the pocket he brought was missing! After a while, Xia Yu returned, and it seemed that he had bought a lot of things, and God and Athena were full of bags.

Xia Yu saw Wu Ill, snorted, and rushed over, Wu Ill smiled and opened his arms, but people didn't mean to hug him at all, and went straight to the small pocket, poured out the messy beads from it, and kept shouting. "Why is it so much this time?" Wu Yi rolled his eyes and said, "Half of it was stolen by Wu Lao Er." Xia Yu said fiercely: "An old king! ”