Since the last time I suffered a loss in the golden cymbal of Maitreya Buddha, Huang Mei has finally stopped, and now she is like everyone who is beautiful, in addition to talking and chatting on the horse every day, she doesn't cause trouble, except for the occasional strange request, it is also harmless. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

A small village appeared at the foot of the mountain in front of him, and Bajie said: "I finally saw a family in more than half a month, so we don't have to sleep out tonight!" The monkey laughed: "You idiot is ugly, maybe people dislike you and won't let you in!" "Bimawen! My old pig was also a talent back then, if it wasn't for the wrong pig fetus, how could this look was generated, and I looked better than you! ”

"Okay, none of the two of you look like people, look at it as a teacher and knock on the door!" didn't say anything, it was the first one in the village, Tang Seng stepped forward and knocked on the door, and an old man opened a little crack in the door and said, "Who are you looking for?" Tang Seng took out the most sincere smile and said: "Hello old donor, the poor monk is from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and the monk who went to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures, pass through here, give a little food to the old donor, and let me wait for a night." ”

"Monk, let's go, we have a monster here, who eats young people, you are white and fat, just to his taste!" Saying that he was about to close the door, Bajie pushed the door and said: "Don't close the door, old donor, we are all experts in catching demons, you take care of the food, how about I help you get rid of demons?" The old man was frightened by his pig-headed appearance, and shouted, "There are new monsters again!" The youkai went down the mountain to eat people! ”

Come on, push the door directly in, the old couple were frightened and hugged each other and trembled, fortunately, Wu Sick and they still looked like a person, plus Tang Seng repeatedly assured that he would not be eaten. Tang Seng wiped the sweat from his head, it was too difficult to explain to the old man! The old man couldn't believe it: "Are you really willing to help us subdue the demon without taking a penny?" ”

Tang Seng took a sip of water: "I've said it thirty times, it's really true, why don't you believe it!" "Hehe, it's okay to help us get rid of demons, but you have to write a guarantee, you don't need money if you succeed, and you can't rely on us if you fail." Tang Seng said irritably: "Okay, okay, you just write and I will sign!" The old man hurriedly ran out to find someone to write a guarantee, and when he came back, he heard him show off: "It's better for me to be smart, let the monsters deal with the monsters, whoever dies is a good thing!" "This old man thinks the others are monsters!

After Tang Seng signed, the old man happily put it away and asked his wife to cook the food, Tang Seng asked, "You are so careful, have you been cheated?" The old man slapped his thigh and said bitterly: "But isn't it, I found a fat monk to subdue the demon last year, and I was killed with a punch, and his apprentice also went to the government to sue us, and later invited a Taoist priest, but it didn't work, let me be lame with a leg, or let us lose money, alas!" ”

Wu Yi poked Tang Seng and said, "Anyway, we don't know what kind of monster it is." Tang Seng said: "Yes, what kind of monster is that, old man?" "I don't know, I just know that every time he comes, he is wrapped in black clouds, and his eyes are as big as lanterns, but he is fierce!" What the hell is the explanation for this, Bajie's eyes are still like lanterns when they grow up!

Wu said: "What is the name of your place?" "We call it the Seven Peerless Mountains here, and this is Dhara Village." Isn't this clear, the place names in Journey to the West are very iconic, such as the Iron Fan Princess has a flaming mountain, the blue wave pool of the nine-headed insect, and so on. Before Tang Seng could remember, Wu Yi said: "This is the big snake, and it also captured you and let the monkey break the chamber." ”

Tang Seng patted his head and said, "It turned out to be him!" Monkey, you take a trip, remember to pay attention to your feet, the entrance of the cave is underground. "My grandson knows, Bajie and I will go with you." Huang Mei stood up and said: "Wu Ill will go with me, you protect Lao Tang and walk Wu Ill!" ”

"You can go if you want, what do you want me to do, that monster is a parallel import, I doubt that Tang Seng can kill her." Huang Mei glanced at Wu Yi and said, "You don't want to eat delicious food?" "What's delicious?" "I found that the hydra looks very similar to a snake, and the taste of a python that has become a fine should not be too bad, right?" Wu Yi couldn't help but think of the soft and hard taste of the nine-headed insect, and he could eat a whole piece without using any ingredients!

Not long after walking, Huang Mei found a hole with the thickness of a bucket with his strong sixth sense, Wu Yi sniffed it, it was full of fishy smell and a little stink, but it was very clean, which proved that there should be animals living in it. Wu Yi lay at the entrance of the cave and shouted, "I order the snake inside to come out for me!" As soon as the words fell, he heard the voice of Xi Suosuo, and a huge snake's head hit Wu Ai's head.

Wu Yi rubbed his chest and got up, this big snake was half a big person on his head alone, covered in red scales, and there was a fleshy horn on his head, with a hideous face and a fishy smell. Wu Yi was vomited by the taste, but Huang Mei was very happy: "Haha! This monster is ugly enough, it must be delicious, obediently come to my bowl! Raising his hand, he was going to use the three flavors of real fire, and Wu Ying forcibly endured the smell: "Don't burn it, it will not be good to go down the mountain!" ”

Huang Mei extinguished the three flavors of true fire, rolled up his sleeves and prepared to go into battle shirtless. The Drought Devil is a zombie, and no matter how beautiful she is, she can't change her strong body. This monster understands human language, and when he knew that Huang Mei and Wu Yi wanted to eat themselves, they were all eating others, when would it be their turn to eat themselves. Open your big mouth full of sharp teeth and pounce on Huang Mei.

Soon she regretted it, this woman is not a person at all, so a small hand can not move her head, the pink fist smashes and wants to spit out the internal organs, sometimes people have to kick two feet, now the bones on the body are broken seventy percent, the snake demon feels that if he doesn't run again, he will die, the big tail overturned the yellow charm, and took the opportunity to run to Wu Disease, so that the immortal Wu Illness stopped on the road.

Wu Yi picked up eighty-eight and said: "Nima eggs can't be bathed frequently, and their bodies stink!" "Eighty-eight dozen visitors from the other world have a critical hit effect, Wu Yi didn't leave his hand, a bottle went down, this snake demon hung up directly, and the brains came out. Huang Mei looked at the snake demon who was still twitching, and said angrily: "Why are you hitting him on the head, I still want to eat his head!" ”

"What can I do, he rushed over directly, and I just gave him a casual look!" "Humph! Get back! "Wu Ying really doesn't want to go back against this thing, but Huang Mei is a volcano that is about to erupt now, and he doesn't want to touch her brow, so let's carry it honestly. It took me to react after walking for a long time, why didn't I pretend to be eighty-eight to go, how convenient it was.

"Close!" The snake demon didn't react, and Eighty-Eight didn't agree. Wu Yi patted eighty-eight: "What's wrong, it's broken?" "You're broken! Your whole family is broken! Wu Yi hugged Eighty-Eight and said: "Brother help, this thing is too heavy, I can take it away." Eighty-eight said: "Don't even think about it, Lao Tzu can only collect live things, I don't care if it's dead, and this thing stinks to death, so I won't accept it!" ”

"I'll go! Do you have a nose, you tell me where you smell it with you! "You don't care, I won't accept this thing anyway!" "Okay, you said that you don't accept dead things, then you tell Lao Tzu, how did you put those gold, silver and jewelry?" "It's not like you're a bastard taking advantage of the loophole, if it weren't for the Snow Girl to help you hold something, Lao Tzu wouldn't have accepted it! Big brother, please use your brain to think about it, Lao Tzu is so convenient and so bullish, if you can accept anything, you can shout casually, isn't heaven and earth also packed together? ”

"Okay, I don't need you anymore, can't I, let you do some work, Rory, I don't know who is the master!" endured the nagging of eighty-eight along the way, and finally brought the big snake back to Dhara Village. The village names have never seen such a big snake, even if they are dead, they dare not go forward one by one, and they look at it with trepidation, until Wu Yi started to divide the corpse, and then someone asked if the snake meat was bought.

There are a total of 500 households in Dharazhuang, and the big snake family has more than one catty, and the rest is enough for Wu Yi and others to eat. And the snake's head still went into Huang Mei's stomach, although she always said that it was not as delicious as the nine-headed worm. This snake meat is also very delicious, full and elastic, and fat but not greasy, the snake's two eyeballs were taken away, it is said that it is intended to be an heirloom, the snake bones are divided by everyone, each family has a piece for making wine, in short, this snake died as it deserves without wasting at all.

Bidding farewell to the enthusiastic villagers of Dharazhuang, I met Guanyin Bodhisattva squatting on a stone like a gangster on the way, and if she could hold a cigarette, Wu Yi would run to ask her how many units she lived. The Snow Maiden's titanium alloy dog eyes instantly emitted a scorching light, and Guanyin Bodhisattva was frightened, and hurriedly said: "You hurry up and go to Zhu Ziguo to take over the task, I will wait for you outside, and I will directly accept my demon when the time comes, how should you go, see you later!" ”

After finishing speaking, he ran away, and Huang Mei bumped the snow girl with her shoulder: "This is the beautiful man you said is so handsome that he is miserable?" I'm a woman! The Snow Girl said proudly: "I can't be wrong with these eyes, she is a handsome guy, I will let you see it when you wait to turn around!" Wu said angrily: "Don't harm other people's bodhisattvas, okay!" ”

Tang Seng was like a wronged little daughter-in-law, and asked with trembling lips: "You say that my sister Guanyin is a man?!" "When I turned my head and saw the monkeys, they were all deaf, as if they hadn't heard anything. Looking at Tang Seng's dead father's expression again, Wu Yi had no choice but to give him a hug and comforted: "I really don't want to lie to you, but at the beginning she said that her name was Cihang Daoren, you can ask the monkey about this." ”

Tang Seng seemed to grasp the life-saving straw, grabbed the monkey and asked sharply: "Wukong, you tell the teacher, Sister Guanyin is a woman, right?" "What? Master: Do you want to eat Ya pear? Okay, I'll find it for you! "I didn't expect the monkey to run away like this! Tang Seng looked at Bajie again, Bajie was even more straightforward, covering his ass and shouting: "My stomach hurts, I'm going to shit!" ”

Tang Seng fell straight down, looked up to the sky and sighed: "Heavens! ”