"Come to Lao Wu, put on a handsome pose, it's better to be a little challenging, otherwise you won't be able to show my superb painting skills!" Don't say that Tang Seng is aiming there with a brush, it's really like that, Wu Ill is a little nervous, after all, Wu Ill doesn't even take pictures very much, and letting people paint a portrait of him is even more like a big girl getting on a sedan chair - the first time. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

It feels unnatural to put both hands anywhere, and in the end I simply go behind my back, and my feet don't feel appropriate, so I shrink behind my back together, where should I look? I don't think it's appropriate to look at anything, just look at the ground, don't say that the leaves on the ground are so beautiful! Before Wu Yi could count the tendons of the leaves, he was slapped on the back of the head, and he looked up to see Tang Seng's angry face.

"What are you doing?" "What are you doing! Ancestor, what kind of posture are you? Are you going to the execution ground? "Isn't it, kneeling on the ground, with both hands behind his back, looking down at the old man with Ye Zi's neck stretched, literary point said that this is called neck killing, and medically this is called cervical spondylosis. Wu Yi smiled dryly and said, "Didn't you ask me to put on a difficult pose, this posture is definitely difficult, hehe." ”

"Okay! Don't think that this will stump me Tang Sanzang, you wait! Tang Seng said that the pen luck, the pen went dragon and snake, everyone watched around Tang Seng, from the expression should be not bad, Wu Ill is just the model is inconvenient to walk away, when the model can not move this thing we still know, the family can not open the pot Wu Ill almost went to the art school to be a nude model for others.

Obviously, it was already late autumn, but Tang Seng was sweating all over his head, and he was steaming, just like practicing some peerless martial arts, he was always energetic. Finally, Tang Seng wiped his sweat and said, "It's done!" Wu's legs were numb on his knees, and when he heard the words, he staggered up, and pushed everyone away to see the portrait. Tang Seng said proudly, "Don't look at it, my old Tang produces absolutely high-quality products, it's not me bragging, our ten-year-old children at that time were a hundred times better than your masters." ”

"Tang Seng, why do you want to be beaten, right?" "What's wrong with me?" "Why don't you show Lao Tzu what you have drawn? What about Lao Tzu's head, why did it fall to the ground? Lao Tzu recruited you to provoke you, and you cursed me like this? Wu Yi trembled and painted, spitting and flying stars. I saw that Wu Ai's head in the painting was gone, and there was a bearded man next to him who was carrying a knife and was about to leave.

Huang Mei and the others also wanted to know why Tang Seng painted like this, and they all took a small bench and waited to watch the play. Tang Seng took a step back and said nonchalantly, "This is normal artistic processing, if you put on a posture to go to the execution ground, I will draw the scene of being chopped, only in this way can I show my superb skills, don't talk nonsense, it looks like I have no sense of art." ”

Wu Yi tore the painting to shreds, and threw Tang Seng in the face, "Fuck your uncle!" "Nima's! You want to fight! Come on, who's afraid of whom, hurt each other! Tang Seng stalked his neck and fought with Wu Ai, and no one pulled them, anyway, they couldn't do anything, if they were fighting harder, not vigorously would be the best persuasion.

Huang Mei's painting torn by Wu Ai said, "Tang Seng's painting is really good, it should be enough to paint portraits, hey, have you played enough, hurry up and paint when you're done!" The two of them turned their heads separately and snorted, Tang Seng said, "Come, you say that I paint, you try to be as detailed as possible, otherwise it will affect the quality of my painting, and it will not be good to spread it and affect my reputation as a great painter." ”

I was almost asleep when I didn't have a head, "Oh, you wait for me to organize the language." "Well, it's okay, you take it slowly, I'm not in a hurry, sharpen the knife and don't cut the wood." "Well, he has big eyes, his head is round, very round, he rode a little black sheep that day, I don't see how tall he was, but I saw him smoking, and his hands were round, but I helped him make sure he was wearing gloves, and he had a beard, and his nose was quite protruding, and he had a bell on his stomach."

Tang Seng frowned and worked hard to write, it seemed that he hadn't finished painting yet, but Wu Yi finally felt very familiar, as if he had seen this person somewhere, and other people felt very familiar with Wu Yi, but they just couldn't remember where they had seen it, it looked so chic, it must have given people a deep impression, but no matter how much they thought about it, they couldn't remember it.

Tang Seng finally finished, but his face was very strange, as if he had invented a thing, only to find out that it was a rice cooker at home, and the galloping sound of countless grass and mud horses always echoed in his ears. Everyone saw Tang Seng stop and went up to see who this familiar stranger was, but everyone froze, without him, this thing is too familiar!

Everyone gasped in unison, "Shhh "Don't look at a group of them are visitors from another world, but people definitely know more things than Wu Ill, anyway, Wu Ill doesn't know that gasoline can be used to wash clothes, but Tang Seng knows.

"Shhh Tang Seng showed the portrait to the mindless to look at, but he didn't expect the mindless to pat his thigh and say, "That's right, it's him!" At that time, his wallet fell out when he was in his pocket, and there were 2,000 yuan in it, and I wanted to return it to others, but in the end, I couldn't stand it and could only buy steamed buns to eat, and I wanted to thank him. ”

The picture is gone, Luo Gui said, "There is no electricity, I will charge electricity." "Or solar charging! Everyone was speechless, and Wu Yi wondered, "No, I'm not surprised even if the blue fat man comes, but isn't he looking for the undead this time, why did he, an anime character, go to the undead?" Tang Seng didn't worry about this, and the thief smiled, "I want to be friends with the blue fat man, and with him, it will be a matter if I can't become a Buddha or not." ”

Nonsense, what's the difference between having a blue fat man and having God, it's even more perverted than hanging up. "Do you think it will be a creature that looks similar, the creature of the undead world, Zhang Ziang, is very different, and it is not very strange if it happens to be similar." Huang Mei said. Wu Yi lowered his head and thought for a while and said, "There is also this possibility, but the probability is a bit low, according to the words described by no brains, he is simply a fat man." ”

Wu Xingyun clapped his hands and smiled, "It doesn't matter if he is or not, let's catch it back first, if it is really earned, even if we don't still catch a ghost, how to calculate this account is not ashamed, haha, what do I want to catch the blue fat man?" Otherwise, if you want that wish to come true, you can do whatever you want with that thing! The plug smiled evilly and said, "Zoom on the flashlight and it's mine!" "Height has always been a pain in his face, even if he doesn't usually say it.

Tang Seng smiled lewdly, "I just want his pocket, I'm not a greedy person, haha!" Even Sophia tilted her head and said, "I want to take him apart and see how he can rely on food as fuel as a robot, I'm very interested." Although Huang Mei didn't speak, judging from the hands she kept rubbing, she was already hungry and thirsty.

The quality of this group of people is too low, Wu said sickly, "Hey, hey! You don't want to rob, okay? How can I say that people are also my half-pull customers, if you rob me, how can I explain to others? Tang Seng said with a smile: "Old Wu, you have thought about it, there are so many good things of the blue fat man, it is not safe to put them in his pocket, in case they are snatched by people with bad intentions, it will cause big trouble!" “

Wu Yi pouted and said, "I look at people with bad intentions, right? "Don't say that, what's wrong with so many good things borrowed to play, we don't have to rule the world with that thing, and we can't tell when we're leaving, don't worry, we can use it at most, just go back and give it back to him." Seeing that Wu was still a little hesitant, Tang Seng bumped Wu Yi with his shoulder and said, "Don't tell me that you are not tempted, I don't believe that you didn't think about which prop you wanted when you watched the cartoon." The most despised thing in my life is the monkey, don't look at his ability, but in the final analysis, he is still a monkey, the seven fairies in the peach orchard are fixed, he actually went to pick peaches, I really don't know what to say! ”

Wu smiled evilly and said, "Then if it's you, what are you going to do?" "Hey, hey, of course!" Huang Mei said with a cold face, "Oh? What do you mean, hey, hey, can you explain it to me? Tang Seng immediately said solemnly, "If it were me, I would grab another basket, and it would be too wasteful to eat one and throw one!" (To be continued.) )