Chapter 152: Tang Seng Paints
Wu Ill finally came out of the eighty-eight, and nothing unlucky happened, for the sake of insurance, Luo Gui also personally checked Wu Ill's body, and concluded that Wu Ill is now an abnormal young man, and he is not a normal person even if he has rabies, even if his bad luck is gone, so this is reasonable. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Maybe it's because God is in a good mood today, it's already late autumn but the sun is bright and dazzling, taking a recliner and holding a cup of tea to bask in the sun, and the whole body is warm and comfortable moaning. Because it was warm today, Luo Turtle didn't sleep, he was basking in the sun with Wu Ill, and he was still basking in his belly, a turtle posed in this pose, which looked very funny.
"I said Luo Turtle, are you drying eggs?" Luo Gui snorted: "It's about the same, it's almost moldy when I crawl low every day, if the sun is better, I plan to take off the shell and dry it." "Well, people are not ordinary turtles after all, you can't measure people by common sense. Wu Yi turned over and asked, "I said, Luo Turtle, is there any news about your positioning recently, you still don't believe it when it looks like it's winter, I don't want to spend the New Year abroad!" ”
Luo Gu spread his hands and said helplessly, "I don't want to either, I've stayed enough in this ghost place, the problem is that the signal on my side is blocked, what do you want me to find?" Wu Yi asked reluctantly, "Why don't we get a signal booster and try it, what if it works?" Luo Gui glanced at Wu Yi with disdain and said, "Do you think this is your satellite TV?" Also signal booster, dry your balls! ”
After saying these two words to Luo Gui, Wu Yi had no intention of resting at all, turned over and sat up and said, "Otherwise, I'm looking for some cats and dogs to help me find it, what if I can find it?" "Big brother, can you stop for a while?" You don't know what people's parents are like, you don't know what people's names are, and you don't even have the smell, so how can you let your little brother find it for you! ”
Wu Yi patted his head and said, "It's too!" Alas, every day the bones are about to rust. Luo Turtle didn't have a good breath and said, "You have only escaped death for a few days and you will be bored, otherwise you will go to the chick named Wang Yan to ensure that you live a colorful life!" "Don't mind! I'm still a virgin, and I'm going to find a painless way to die, so there's no need to get along with myself. ”
The two of them were silent for a while, and Wu Ying couldn't help but say, "Otherwise, you get that mindless person out, let's ask, what if he has any clues?" "Oops! I'm annoyed by you! Ask for yourself! Luo Turtle said and flipped his head, and the turtle shell screen lit up and showed a mindless figure. But it seems that people are not very convenient, and they are holding a large size of toilet paper in their mouths.
"Hello, no brains! Remember me? Wu Yi waved his hand to greet others, and was so frightened that the paper fell off, and he nodded blankly for a while and said, "Remember, you are the president." "Hey, by the way, I just want to ask you something this time, do you think it's inconvenient for you?" "I'm convenient, so it's not convenient, you'd better wait until I'm convenient to ask me if it's convenient!"
"Uh...... Can you stop going around in circles and say it, I'm not very good at it. "Wu Yi was blinded by it." Now, immediately, give me a non-stop roll! "If you have something to say, you will be!" "Why the would you like someone to sit by? Get out! Wu Yi muttered, "The temper of this customer from the other world is not very good. "Be content, you! If I had hit you with! "Yikes! It's disgusting. ”
Wu Sick took a cigarette and estimated that the time was almost up, so he asked Luo Gu to connect him again. Wu Ill's time is really the same, and it's really convenient to have no brains, and now he is wiping his butt with grass, and Wu Sick's face is revealed, not to mention how embarrassing it is. Holding up the grass and saying, "Well, the paper was blown away, so ...... Can you give me some human rights! ”
"What a hassle! Give you another five minutes, and I'll ask you something, without much delay. "Okay, you ask, I'm done!" Hey, it's really a smart person who doesn't want to waste time at all, and the kung fu of talking has already wiped his ass, but the posture is not very polite.
Wu Yi said, "Didn't you say that there is still a fellow of yours over there, so we looked for it, but we didn't find it, so we plan to use the special operations force to search, but our special operations team needs you to provide some clues, preferably the socks and underwear it wears, if there is an underwear or something, it can make a living." Luo Turtle said in disgust, "What do you want that thing for?" ”
Wu said proudly: "You don't understand this, do you?" The more intimate the thing, the heavier the taste, just like Wu Laoer's shameless underwear that hasn't been changed for months, I can find him with just one thread! "Gross! Your taste is so heavy, I really can't stand it! "I didn't have the brains to cover my mouth and retch a few times, but it didn't seem to have washed its hands when it pooped.
"How? Is there any, if not, you can also use the image for me. Mindless, he took out a pink wallet in his arms for a long time and said, "This one fell off him, but he was riding a motorcycle at the time, and I didn't have time to return it to him." The wallet slowly changed from an image to a three-dimensional one, and finally Wu Yi really got it.
"As for the appearance, I still remember, but I don't have a pen and paper, you can find someone who can draw, and I can describe him." This can stump Wu Ill, he doesn't remember who in his group can draw, first of all, those non-human creatures that don't even have hands are ruled out, Wu Ill doesn't expect Angel Chicken to draw anything with chicken paws.
Secondly, Wu Xingyun is a martial idiot, she can only draw stickmen, Huang Mei painted a picture of her male god Ying Long last time, Wu Zhi is still fresh in her memory, and I still don't know if it is because of Ying Long's own virtue, or Huang Mei himself is an abstract painter, so Huang Mei also ruled it out. Not to mention myself, it's okay to draw an egg or duck egg or something, I can't even draw a straight line, and now only Tang Seng is left.
"Old Don! Come out and ask you something. Tang Seng poked out his head for a long time and said, "What's the matter?" I'm in a group here! "Okay, hurry up, I'll ask you something, and I won't delay you much." Tang Seng came out of the house with an unhappy face and said, "Just say something, I'm in a hurry!" Wu Yi asked directly to the point, "Do you know how to draw, you want to draw figures." ”
"Cut! What do you mean by will! Lao Tzu is a high-ranking monk in the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin and I are brothers, painting is easier for me than eating and drinking! Tang Seng looked very confident, but Wu Ying didn't fully believe him. This monk is too fond of bragging, and I believe he had better investigate it before.
"Then you give me a portrait first, if you paint me ugly, don't blame me for beating you!" Tang Seng waved his hand and said, "It's simple, our brothers won't mention the money, I paint for others, and the starting price is calculated in gold." Wait a minute, I'm going to finish this one soon, and I need to get ready. "Why is this monk in such a hurry, and what else do you need to prepare?"
Not long after Tang Seng entered, he heard the sound of smashing the keyboard, and at the same time, accompanied by the greetings of Tang Seng's mother Lao Tzu, judging from the tone, Lao Tang was not lightly angry. Tang Seng came out with a black face, and at the same time held a brush and ink and a piece of yellow paper. Wu Yi stepped forward and asked, "What's wrong, is this?" Lost the game? Tang Seng said with a dark face, "Don't mention it, a group of pig teammates, finally led them to win, but they lost again, not to say that Lao Tzu didn't go with them, and his family let people tear down and fart!" ”
Wu Yi comforted, "Okay, isn't it just a broken game, it's not so atmospheric, hurry up and draw." Tang Seng moved another table out, and all the things were placed in the position he had in hand, don't you say it's really like that. Tang Seng had already alarmed the others with such a big movement, and they all looked curiously at Tang Seng brewing feelings there.
Wu Xingyun pinched a piece of yellow paper and asked, "This seems to be paper money used to go to the grave, how did you take this thing out, where did you get it?" Tang Seng finally brewed a little feeling that it was all gone, and said embarrassedly, "I didn't buy rice paper because it was too expensive, and I happened to see someone burning paper money, so I took a few sheets, I didn't take it in vain, I chanted the scriptures to others, and my appearance fee was very high, and they earned!" ”
Everyone "......" (to be continued.) )