Chapter Ninety-Two: Buying Cigarettes
Wu Yi finally knew why Huang Mei's expression was so strange when he gave him money, especially Japanese money is not worth anything at all, and this matter has to start with Wu Yi going to buy cigarettes after dinner. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"You wait here for me, I'll go over there and buy a pack of cigarettes and come back." Tang Seng was curious: "Do you know Japanese?" Wu Ill said confidently, "Xiaoxiao's Japanese can still be difficult to get this president?" You're underestimating me! Wu Ill's smug appearance now really makes people want to slap the soles of his shoes on the face, why is Wu Ill so confident, it is because he just took advantage of the toilet to ask the waitress Yan Yan's Japanese.
Anyway, there is a vending machine around the corner, and although this thing is rarely used, it can barely be used. As a result, he didn't move for a long time, but fortunately there was a cat running next to him, and he was not afraid of him, so he stayed there quietly and watched him.
"Hey bro, do you know where the commissary is?" Wu Yi doesn't know if there is a foreign language in the animal kingdom, but it should be no problem, after all, this is an ability, and it would be too fucked up if he still had to learn a foreign language. "Huh? How can you speak? "Why do cats and dogs have the same first reaction? As long as the language can be understood, Wu Yi then asked, "I want to buy a pack of cigarettes, can you tell me where the commissary is, and the supermarket is OK." ā
Who knows, this gray cat stretched out his paws and said arrogantly, "Give me a ball, or I won't tell you!" "This foreign cat is just rude, or our own cat is cute, Wu Yi suddenly thought of the scene of the one-eyed training cat prince to squat and walk, it's terrible, let's forget him."
Anyway, there are five hundred oceans on his body, how much can a dumpling be worth, Wu Yi generously invited. In the end, it cost money, this cat led the way to a convenience store with Wu Ill, Wu Ill kissed the pack of straight cigarettes when he saw it, and he gave the counter to the dog, even the word that he said with a roar, so scared that the old man who bought something almost didn't call the police.
It wasn't until I saw Wu Ill take out the money that I realized that Wu Ill was here to buy cigarettes, and Wu Ill, who took the cigarette, immediately opened it and smoked one, don't say it, although Japanese cigarettes are not strong, but they are really fragrant, and they are very fresh for Wu Ill, who has been smoking Chinese cigarettes. This is the gray kitten meowing, this is asking Wu for payment. The problem is that Wu Zhi doesn't know how to say dango in Japanese.
Can only hold the cat and let him point by himself, although the old man does not understand Wu Disease's Chinese, but when he sees Wu Illness talking to a cat, he always feels that Wu Illness is a little abnormal, and his hand is next to the alarm, as long as Wu Illness has any strange movements, he will immediately call the police. Fortunately, Wu Zhi pointed to the goods behind him and asked him to take it down, but the problem came, Wu Ill's five hundred yen was not enough at all.
And when the cat saw the dumplings, he opened the package and began to eat it, and the devil knows how he opened the plastic package with his paws. "Brother, you eat first, I'll go first?" The cat raised its head and waved its claws at Wu Ai to say goodbye. The boss of the family is not happy, he has never seen a robbery and a snack grabber, and he is so brazen as he waves to himself, do you dare to be more arrogant?
At that time, the old man chased out, grabbed Wu Ill and didn't let go, and made a gesture. Although Wu Zhi doesn't know Japanese, rubbing his index finger and thumb against each other is an international gesture, and he knows what it means even if he is stupid. "Haha, uncle, you are such a good person, thank you so much for knowing that I forgot to take the money and came out to give it to me!"
The old man saw Wu Yi smiling and thought that Wu Yi had just forgotten to pay, and then the two of them didn't talk about each other for a long time, anyway, the language was not comprehensible, and these two people were just scolding the street. As a result, after waiting for a long time, both of them were impatient, thinking that the other party would give them money, but for a long time, they saw him smirking like ***, and he was in a hurry.
"I said, uncle, if you want to give me money, can you hurry up? My friend is still waiting for me! Wu Yi said and handed the old man a cigarette, but the old man's hair, which had few hairs left, stood up, and he didn't know what to do with his red face and thick neck. Wu Ill knew that people thought he wanted to use cigarettes, of course they didn't want to, this was to ask the old man Wu Ill to go to the police station, and Wu Ill was stupid to follow.
At this time, a girl with baby fat jumped out, and saw the old man scolding Wu Ai, and Wu Ai hurriedly went up to ask about the situation with a blank look. "Why don't you pay?" This woman actually knows Chinese, Wu Yi is like seeing a savior, grabbing the hand of the girl and howling, "There is a person who can speak human language!" ā
"Ku doesn't have that stuff! My Chinese is not very good, please speak slowly. "Apologize for Wu Illness can still be understood, "Hello, my name is Wu Illness, there is nothing wrong with my nickname, this old man doesn't know why he didn't ask me for money, and he pulled me and didn't let me go, my friend is still waiting for me!" Wu Yi tried to slow down his speech, but it seemed that this little girl still didn't understand.
"Hello, my name is Inoue Sakura, please give me a lot of advice when we meet for the first time, please wait a minute, I'll go get the notes." Inoue Sakura jumped up and ran into the convenience store, feeling that she was a family with the old man? Wu Yi is now very afraid of being falsely accused, if this is really the case, he is afraid that Huang Mei's radicals will level this place, especially Lao Tang, since he knew the history of the invasion of China, he has always thought about looking for monkeys to sink this place.
Anyway, if Brother Monkey came last time, he wouldn't have to bother with it, a somersault cloud can travel around the world with Wu Disease, and it is enough to bring a pair of socks home at that speed, unlike now, it takes so much effort to buy a pack of cigarettes. The cherry blossom finally came out, holding a huge book in her arms that was heavier than her, "Mr. Wu I'm back, now you can talk as much as you want, because I have him." Inoue seems to be confident in his notes.
Helplessly, Wu Yi had no choice but to repeat the words again, but the matter of giving the kitten Dingxi was a temporary decision made by himself, and he didn't want to be arrested as a psychotic before he caught the undead. Inoue Sakura read the old man's book for a long time to understand the meaning of Wu Ill, first turned his head to the old man muttered a word of Japanese, and I didn't know how to explain it to the old man, the old man went back refreshed, and patted Wu Ill twice.
"You may not know Mr. Wu, but our coin exchange rates are different, so you can only buy a pack of cigarettes for 500 yen, and if you add a glutinous rice dumpling, it will not be enough." Wu Yi suddenly realized, and finally knew why this old man was crazy, and he felt like he was eating white food. It's just that this Japanese money is really not allowed to spend, 500 yuan is enough to invite a banquet in China, and this is the cigarette money.
The embarrassing thing is coming, Wu Yi only has a few Grandpa Mao on him, and he really doesn't have that thing like yen. I could only grit my teeth and take out a piece of Grandpa Mao and said, "I'm sorry, I don't have yen, this is RMB, can you help me return it to that old man, old man?" "No matter how you say it, I'm going abroad, and no matter how much I mix at home, I can't be embarrassed outside! Inoue Sakura shook her head and smiled and said, "No need, it's just a dumpling, I'll invite you, and you're still a very caring person." ā
Then Wu Yi saw the gray cat circling around her, rubbing the little girl with her head, and they were all a family for a long time! The conscience of foreign cats is greatly broken, and they actually do such a shameless thing as soliciting customers on the street! Wu Yi didn't have a point to say that he was going to leave if he stuffed a hundred yuan into someone's house, it was too embarrassing, and he lost a lot of money, and a hundred yuan was enough to buy a cigarette, but he mixed up this, and he must settle accounts with Huang Mei when he goes back.
"Hey, please wait a minute, I know it's presumptuous, but can you tell me about China, I like China very much, but all I can understand is online and on TV, your news network is very interesting." The first time I saw someone like to watch news broadcasts, it was not that Wu Yi didn't care about national affairs, but that those things were too far away from him, and it was useless to care about them.
Inoue Sakura ran into the house and brought out some colorful balls and two cups of green tea, Wu Yi felt that Huang Mei and them should be anxious for a while, so he sat down and picked up a bunch of balls and said while eating, "What do you want to know, I can say it first, I don't know about national events or anything." Inoue Sakura said, "No, no, I just want to ask about China's real customs and customs, and some customs, and I won't ask strange things, please rest assured!" ā0
Anyway, this Japanese girl is really polite, one bite at a time!