Chapter Ninety-Three: A Group of Road Idiots

"So you don't just eat buns and fritters in the morning?" Wu Ill didn't know why he talked to her about eating, anyway, he was getting farther and farther away, and he was getting closer and closer to eating, so Wu Ill almost said I'll show you a hand. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info"Of course not, we eat whatever we want in the morning, if we like sweets, we will eat twist donkey rolling, if we like meat, we will eat bun pies, and there are so many kinds of food that you can pick and choose!" ”

Inoue Sakura's eyes lit up and she was scary, "Wow! Isn't that a happy death? You guys are really, really happy! Wu Yi said proudly, "No, anyway, I eat in different ways every day!" "Wu Yi now suspects that this woman likes China because of Chinese food, you see her flowing like a lazi, tsk is really unproductive.

"Hey! What the hell did you say about the people who came to buy cigarettes? There are so many girls in China who can't leave you, right? Just by listening to the voice, I knew that it was Tang Seng who was coming, and this bald man was developing more and more towards a poisonous tongue. Wu Yi didn't even think about it, so he scolded back, "You bastards, just give Lao Tzu that little money, I think you are deliberately watching Lao Tzu's jokes!" ”

Inoue Sakura seemed to be very interested in Wu Ai's scolding words, and took notes excitedly while listening to Wu Ai's quarrel with Tang Seng, this kid wouldn't want to go to China to scold others, right?

Tang Seng gloated and said, "You want the money yourself, who is to blame for your illiteracy?" "You don't have a good thing for any of you!" "Okay, let's go, Huang Mei is still waiting for you at the intersection, and no one will stop her when she wants to beat you!" Wu Yigang wanted to say that he had Sophia, but he remembered that this was no longer at sea, and it was better to provoke the queen less.

"Inoue's friend is looking for me, I should go goodbye!" Inoue Sakura waved her hand excitedly and said, "Thank you, Mr. Wu Ill, you have made me learn a lot about Chinese culture, Aligado!" "It's really annoying to bow at every turn, Wu Yi can only return the salute in order to show that he is polite, and Inoue returns the salute. Tang Seng looked at the two of them, you respect me, I police, you have a lot of fun, and said angrily: "You two want to visit the church and get married!" ”

"I said, what are you grinding? I don't know if our sister Huang is in a hurry? "Huang Mei's number one dog leg is Tang Seng, and now there are two second and third dogs, namely Zyra and Kane. You don't have to go to a restaurant anymore, just leave when a group of people arrive.

Huang Mei may have come to the eldest aunt recently, and she has a stinky face when she sees everyone, "Xiaolong said that there is a problem with the car that picked us up, and we need to go to the place he arranged to settle down by ourselves." Wu Yi didn't care and said, "Just go, our group of people can't starve to death on a desert island!" "This is true, Huang Mei is responsible for lighting the fire, Sophia is responsible for drinking water, Tang Seng is responsible for entertainment, and Meidi is very!

Wu Yi suddenly felt that someone was pulling his clothes, turned his head to see that it was Inoue Sakura, and asked, "Inoue, do you have anything wrong?" Inoue Sakura's face flushed, panting and said, "Can I take a picture with this sister, she is so cool and beautiful!" "Inoue Sakura is talking about Huang Mei, Huang Mei is wearing an off-the-shoulder yellow top and a pair of jeans today, and she wears a baseball cap and her hair is casually draped behind her, and the most important thing is that she still has a miscellaneous angel chicken squatting on her shoulders, no matter how you look at it, Wu Yi can't see where she is cool.

But Inoue Sakura doesn't seem to be able to do it anymore, and her fanatical eyes can only be seen on that kind of brainless fan. Wu Yi was afraid that Huang Mei would slap Inoue back and said, "Huang Mei, this little sister thinks you are very beautiful and wants to take a photo with you." Huang Mei hesitated and nodded, but Wu Yi only heard a whoosh, and the Inoue cherry blossoms were already in Huang Mei's arms.

"Wow, big sister, your skin is so good! You're so fragrant, and you're in good shape, with long legs that aren't as thick as mine, and O-shaped legs. The men present all watched with envy as Inoue Sakura was spreading joy in Huang Mei's arms, and Tang Seng had nosebleeds. Inoue Sakura was not satisfied with the photo with Huang Mei, and finally took a photo with everyone before saying goodbye to everyone with a happy face.

Huang Mei didn't know where to turn out a map, and everyone began to go to the place arranged by Xiaolong to stay. "I said Huang Mei, what's wrong with you lately? Why doesn't it feel right? Wu asked worriedly. Huang Mei said coldly while looking at the map, "I am the god of drought and a drought fish, it's too humid here, I'm very unhappy, don't mess with me recently." "Ugh!" Wu Yi felt that it was safer to hold eighty-eight.

The opposite of Huang Mei is Sophia, who is as free as a fish back to the sea, and now she always revolves around Wu Ill. At some point, it began to rain in the sky, the wind became stronger and stronger, and the corresponding Huang Mei's face became more and more gloomy. Wu Yi cautiously asked, "I said, when will we arrive?" Why don't you take a taxi? ”

Huang Mei's eyes were like knives, and Wu Yi stopped speaking in an instant. In other words, Sophia is a useless person, and she even drinks rainwater, which will already rise as high as Wu's disease. Huang Mei kept going around with a group of people with a calm face, this is the third time he has passed the convenience store of Inoue's house, and there is no one on the street that was still bustling just now.

Wu Yi couldn't hold his breath and asked, "I said, when will we be able to arrive, Inoue has already said goodbye to us four times!" Huang Mei looked at the map seriously, and finally said to Wu Yi seriously, "We seem to be lost?" "I'm only now discovering this! Wu Yi feels so cold, he himself is a road idiot, or a scumbag, you let him look at the map and lead the way from Japan to the United States.

"Kane, you two should know the map, right?" Kane was hugging Zyra to show his affection, and when he heard Wu Yi ask, he was stunned for a moment, and finally said embarrassedly, "Actually, the two of us went south and north because we couldn't remember the way back, anyway, we didn't have a fixed home, so we went where we lived!" "These two people are really unreliable!

Wu Yi asked Tang Seng again: "Old Tang, you are going to learn scriptures, you should be able to read the map, right?" Tang Seng said indifferently, "My white dragon horse comes with its own navigation, I don't need to know the road at all, besides, I am going to the west to learn scriptures, all the way to the west, where can I use the map?" "You're a cheat! The white dragon horse also comes with its own navigation, why don't you say that Sun Wukong still has to drink gasoline? "Haven't you heard the white dragon horse's hooves facing west?" “……!”

Wu Xingyun turned his gaze to her again when he saw Wu Ill, and said in an old-fashioned manner, "Our children don't need such a thing as a map at all, and the general shopkeeper will tell us directly!" "If you don't know it, you can say you don't know it, why are you talking so much nonsense?" Wu Xingyun said aggrievedly: "People are still children!" "It's really not ashamed, it's all old monsters in their nineties.

Wu Ill and they have encountered an extremely embarrassing thing now, there are demons and monsters in their group, but none of them know the way, just like this bear still comes to maintain world peace, just getting lost here is enough to get out! Wu Yi looked up to the sky and sighed: "Can't you give Lao Tzu a guide!" "There are no people, but there is one, do you want one?"

Sophia's belly became transparent, and the Wang Ba brought by Wu Lao Er crawled out of it slowly. Wu Yi hugged Wang Ba and almost didn't shed tears, "You can find someone who knows the way, and quickly lead us to this place." Luo Gui stared at the map for a long time, and finally said embarrassedly, "That, I'm from global GPS positioning, your place is too small, I can't find it." ”

The blood vessels on Wu Yi's brain burst out, grabbed Luo Turtle and gritted his teeth and said, "Are you kidding me?" Global positioning can't find such a ghost place? Luo Turtle said with an expression that should be like this, "What's so strange about this, GPS is in the cow, and it can't be set in your toilet, right?" It's so small, don't blame me. "This Wang Ba is indeed quite innocent when he spreads his hands, if he is not useful, he will be used to make up for his body tonight!

"Okay, put me down, the typhoon is coming, you'd better find a place to settle down first." Luo Turtle said, pointing to his turtle shell. Wu Yi looked over, and sure enough, he saw a whirlwind-like symbol on his back. "Can you still be a weather forecaster?" Luo Gu said disdainfully: "Otherwise, what do you think that kid Fuxi is doing when he picks up Lao Tzu and goes home?" "Forget it, it's still not stewed, this thing is definitely more reliable than the weather forecast on TV.