readx;?Xia Yu still went to school, but he didn't take away a lot of gems, one was that Wu Yi didn't want to be called a tyrant by others, and the other was also afraid that someone would have bad intentions, Athena helped Xia Yu dress up, Xia Yu actually had a noble fan! happily went to school with Xia Yu. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Tian Lai Novel.2

As for God, Wu gave him a mask, his crow mouth is too terrible, good and bad spirits! I don't know if you have one thing, that is, the more you don't think about one thing, the more he is dangling in your head, God is like this now, the more you don't want to say bad things, the more you can't control this mouth, the washing machine and TV at home have been reimbursed because of him, Wu Yi got him a mask!

God is still kind, although he is very sad because of the crow's mouth, so he can only continue to square dance, hoping that the enthusiastic aunts can wash away his gloom.

Before I knew it, I and Sophia were left at home, and the gourd babies went to class again, and they also brought a message to Wu Yi, saying that the classmates in the class wanted him to go back and continue to be the head teacher. Sophia was cleaning the room again, Wu Yi was lying in the yard basking in the sun, the spring sun was still a little chilly, but this did not affect Wu Yi to wear his favorite flower pants and flip-flops.

"It's still comfortable, I can't let go of everything when I wear so much in winter, it's comfortable!" As soon as Wu Yi sat down, he heard Sophia in the room shouting, "Ernie sauce!" The fridge is crazy! Wu Yi rushed into the house almost invisible to the naked eye, and he finally remembered what Xia Yu said that day. She said that Wu Lao Er will send people over in the next few days!

The refrigerator jumped like a tractor, almost hitting the roof, this is not good, this ceiling can't afford him to toss so much, Wu Yi hurriedly jumped on the refrigerator and pressed it, and at the same time carried eighty-eight in his hand, as long as the strange things come in, first call back a bottle! The refrigerator finally regained its calm, and the refrigerator door opened on its own.

This time it came out well... Something is special, everyone else walks out or flies out, only he seems to be thrown out, and he's a bone! Wu was blindsided at that time, and he saw a lot of strange things, and it was the first time he had seen such a strange thing. The bone flew out and smashed the glass on the door, and flew straight out, and then the refrigerator was like a drunk who had drunk too much, and began to vomit wildly!

Ribs, leg bones, arm bones, vertebrae... Wu Zhi no longer knew how to describe his current feelings, and at the same time he was more curious about what his new customer was. The last round skull rolled out with a skull claw, and it was too late for Wu Yi to beat it over, but it seemed that the refrigerator did not return it, so he could only pinch his nose and admit it.

There is no doubt that this is the skeleton of a human being, and it is piled up in his own room, and if a policeman uncle suddenly comes now, then he will not be able to tell even if he is covered in mouth. The refrigerator was closed, and it seemed that there were no customers who wanted to continue to come, so Wu closed the refrigerator door mechanically and came to the skeleton. Picked up the skull and held it in his hand, he didn't see this thing uncommon on Huang Mei's side, and he was panicked at first, but then he got used to it.

"If this guy is just a skeleton, just dig a pit and bury it, and it will save trouble." Sophia nodded behind her and said, "Got it, Ernie sauce." "Well, I'm not a dead man's bone, I'm conscious." The skeleton spoke, fortunately, Wu Yi had already been mentally prepared, otherwise he would definitely be scared out of a heart attack by him suddenly.

He casually put the skeleton on the coffee table and said, "Introduce yourself, you shouldn't be a bone spirit, right?" The skull was surprised, "You know me?" At the same time, the bones on the ground began to puzzle themselves, and in a short time a skeleton with a left forearm bone was crawling up. Looking left and right, he touched his smooth head and wondered, "Why is there a bone missing?" ”

Sophia pointed out the window and said, "You just threw it out, and it just happened to hit Poseidon's eldest son on the head, and they ran away." The skeleton hurriedly said: "Who is Poseidon, is it powerful, is it easy to speak, is it too late for me to apologize?" Wu Yi knocked on the coffee table and said: "Don't worry, Poseidon is very familiar with me, and I will find it back for you later, do you tell me first that you are the white bone spirit in Journey to the West?" ”

"What is Journey to the West? I'm just a little goblin who has been cultivating for six hundred years, an elf of bones. "That's not right, the white bone spirit is a thousand-year-old corpse demon, how did it become six hundred years here, could it be that the white bone spirit was a child? In fact, isn't it very important, Wu Yi is entangled in the fact that if he is really a white bone spirit and is familiar with himself again, when he goes to the world of Journey to the West in the future, he is being knocked to death by a monkey, then it will be over.

Wu Yi asked again: "Do you know Tang Seng?" The skeleton shook his head, "What about the Buddha?" Still shaking his head, the skeleton hesitated for a moment and said, "Do you recognize the wrong bones, my name is the hundred bone spirit, one hundred and two hundred." That's right, Wu Yi pulled the skeletal paw of the Hundred Bone Essence and shook it vigorously: "Welcome, Comrade Hundred Bone Essence, welcome to join our big family!" ”

"Thank you, thank you! But can you give me your hand back first? Wu Yi saw that the skeleton claw was still in his hand, and the other side was broken, and it was embarrassing to return it to others, and the hundred bone essence was installed with a bang. Stood up and asked, "Can you give me back the bones now, it's a hassle to replace that thing." "Oooh! No problem, I'll get you right now! ”

Wu Yi pushed open the window and shouted: "Sea cucumber! Give back the bones you just had! "Poseidon's sons are called sea cucumbers, sea urchins, and oysters, and they are all aquatic creatures anyway. After a while, the dog ran back with a bone in his mouth, Wu Yi touched his head one by one to show his appreciation, and the brother left happily. The hundred bones watched his brother leave, and then asked fearfully: "Emotional Poseidon is also a dog, right?" ”

Wu Yi handed him the bones and said, "That's right, Poseidon is the dog king of this piece, tell me a good brother." "I don't know why, the hundred bone spirit refused to pick up the bones for a long time, and I only knew the reason when I lowered my head, and it was full of saliva from sea cucumbers, sea urchins, and oysters, and it was disgusting to look at, let alone take it." Well, I'll wash you up, you wait, Sophia! ”

After Bai Gu Jing's arm was loaded, Wu Yi began to popularize the knowledge of this world to him, and at the same time told him his identity, but also to learn more about it, in case he still wanted to eat people, he could only beat it into scum, and bury it on the spot.

"I don't have to eat every day, it's okay if I don't eat for a hundred years, but if I can eat a few big bones or something every once in a while, I can cultivate faster." Wu Yi hurriedly agreed: "Okay! No problem, all the leftover bones we ate at home will be yours in the future! "What's the difference between having a dog on this root? Bai Gujing also felt that Wu Ill's words were a little wrong, but he didn't react.

"Huh! It's already here! I thought it would be night. Wu Lao Er wore sunglasses, held a bamboo pole in his hand, and carried a small horse. Wu Yi introduced: "This is Wu Lao Er, be careful, he has no humanity, be careful that he cheated your skull away and you help her count the money!" Bai Gujing immediately covered his head and looked at Wu Lao Er carefully.

Wu Lao Er said with a dark face: "You can't say that Lao Tzu is good, am I so bad!" "Then tell me first what to do with this hundred bone essence cover, how many people can he scare to death if he goes out like this?" Wu Lao Er slapped a sticker on the table: "Na! Isn't Lao Tzu here to solve this matter for you, you bastard doesn't know how to do it! ”

I believe you must have played with stickers when you were a child, usually in bubble gum, tear off and stick it on your hands or on the wall, and when you tear it off, you will paste the characters on it, which looks like a tattoo. Wu Lao Er brought this thing, and he didn't know how long he had been carrying it, and it was all wrinkled. "What do you mean? Fool me like a child! ”

"Who fooled you! This thing is a simple version of the painting skin.,As long as it's attached to the brain, you can have a **.,And you don't have to draw every day.,It's convenient! Wu Lao Er said proudly. Bai Gujing looked at the stumbling sticker, and finally said: "Actually, I can also order a little illusion myself, and it shouldn't be difficult to transform my personal appearance." ”

Wu Lao Er said angrily: "Can you do the same with your own illusion, it looks like a person, but in fact, it is still a bone shelf, and it will be completely exposed as soon as you touch it!" I'm not the same with this, it's equivalent to having a new skin and body, but it's beautiful! Wu Yi looked at Wu Lao Er and said, "Are you reliable?" "If it's unreliable, I dare to send it to you, I won't come in the future!"

Wu Yi nodded and said, "You can try it, if you don't feel good, use it." The hundred bone spirit said helplessly: "Okay then." After saying that, he picked up the sticker on the coffee table and slapped it on the door of his head. There is no special effect, but the sticker on the forehead becomes larger, and then the hundred bone essence is wrapped in, and when it is finished, there is a living beauty standing in front of Wu Yi, and she can't tell that she is a skeleton just now.

Wu Lao Er touched his goatee and said proudly: "How do you feel?" The voice of the Hundred Bone Spirit was originally very neutral, and it was impossible to tell whether it was a man or a woman, but now it was completely female: "It feels okay, but I feel like I always have to fly." Wu Lao Er ran over and pinched it and said, "Oh, don't worry, it's just a little too much inflated, I'll take a look at what you cut into a man." ”

"Oh." I don't know how to get it, the body of the hundred bone spirit contracted, and when it bloomed, it had become a handsome short handsome guy, the hundred bone spirit jumped, and said happily: "This is comfortable, it won't float up, it's very steady!" Wu Lao Er muttered: "It seems that you can't blindly pursue big breasts, quality and authenticity are the most important." ”

Wu Yi asked, "What did you just say?" "Nothing, I didn't say anything!" (To be continued.) )