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It is said that God rewards hard work, and Poseidon can now use a lighter with two dog paws, and he also carries a small pocket with cigarettes and lighters on his back, so that he can smoke at any time. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info an idea at the beginning, so that this dog completely lived a well-off life, eating and drinking spicy food, anyway, the money for smoking or something has not been broken, and it is no longer the soil dog before.

"Come on, I'll give you some, you've given me some so many times, I'll give you something to say today!" Poseidon was not small, Wu Yi squatted and stood up a little taller than Wu Yi, and now he is showing off that he uses a dog paw and a lighter. Wu Yi skillfully spit out a smoke ring and said: "Okay, Brother Bo, it's all soft China!" "Hehe, it wasn't given by the little cubs under my hands, and I don't know where I found it, there is a big smell of feces on it, and I put it on the windowsill to blow it for a long time before it tastes good."

"Ahem, ahem!" "What's wrong with you?" "It's okay, it's okay, I'm not used to smoking this cigarette, I'd better smoke my own." No wonder the good guy feels that the smoke doesn't smell right, and thinks it's a fake cigarette, which is not as fake as a fake cigarette! Poseidon crossed Erlang's legs and pillowed his head on Wu's sick feet, seemingly very happy. Wu Yi asked, "What's wrong with Brother Bo, is there anything good?" ”

"Hey! Isn't this your sister-in-law pregnant, this time I said that I won't go out, I will be born in your house, if something happens, I can take care of it, please! Poseidon also helped himself a lot, and Wu Yi agreed: "Don't worry, that's my sister-in-law, and there are no outsiders, let's talk about this relationship and see the outside!" Poseidon's belly trembled with laughter.

Suddenly, I felt a gaze staring at me, and when I looked back, I found that it was Lao Wang standing behind me with an invitation. Wu Yi stood up and patted his ass and asked, "Lao Wang, what's wrong with you, what's wrong?" Wang Jianqiang threw the invitation to Wu Ill, and said with a complicated face: "Old Wu said don't be angry, if you are sick, we will treat it quickly, Xiaoyu is a good girl, what if you have three long and two short, what can she do!" ”

Needless to say, this guy must have seen himself talking to Poseidon. This thing can't be explained clearly, so Wu Yi had to play tricks: "Okay, okay, I don't know if it's sick or not, whose invitation is this?" Lao Wang was successfully diverted from the topic: "This is mine, my daughter-in-law gave birth to a fat son, who has seven pounds!" Wu Yao's invitation slapped Wang Jianqiang's arm: "Yes, but your son is not his own son if you are so thin!" ”

"Get out of the way! Damn it's fine, you don't have a word in your mouth! Wu Yi laughed and said, "Hehe, isn't this just a casual talk, when will the wine be served?" "On the sixth of this month, you must come!" Wu Aiyang said with the invitation card in his hand: "Don't worry, I have to go if no one goes!" The old thief smiled: "It's okay if you don't have heat resistance, you must get the money!" ”

"Fuck your uncle, I won't give you a penny!" Lao Wang smiled and scolded Wu Yi again, then turned around and left: "I still have to send an invitation, I'll talk about it later!" Seeing Lao Wang Lika, Wu Yi shook his head, Lao Wang is several years younger than himself, and now he even has children, it seems that he should work hard!

Returning home with the invitation, Athena was sitting on a stool with her cheeks propped up, not knowing what she was thinking. Wu Yi shook his hand in front of her, and she didn't react at all. "Hey!" Athena jumped to her feet, spear in her hand, like a devil entering the village. Wu Yi said with a dark face: "That's how you look after the family, believe it or not, I will deduct your salary?" ”

Seeing Wu's illness, Athena said angrily: "This god is just meditating for a while, if something happens, I will know immediately!" Wu Yi pouted and said, "Forget it, I shook it in front of you several times and you didn't react!" "You... God sometimes misses! "Xia Yu poked his head out of the house and said, 'It's time to eat, go and wash your hands!'

As soon as I heard that Athena had eaten, she ran faster than anyone else, and by the time Wu was sick to the dinner table, they had already eaten four bowls of rice! Wu Yi couldn't help but say: "If you eat so much every day, aren't you afraid of becoming a pig!" "Now I found out that even if Athena only needs 1,250 yuan a month, she will definitely lose it, she eats too much, she has to eat a big pot of rice and eleven eggs for a meal, and this is not counting the dishes!

Athena looked at Wu Yi and then at her slender lower abdomen, and said aggrievedly: "I am a high god, and it is very rare to eat so much!" Xia Yu said enviously: "If only I had Sister Na's kind of figure, I have lived here for two months, I have gained more than ten pounds, and I am not beautiful!" Wu Yi hurriedly hugged Xia Yu and comforted: "Good, my Xiaoyu is beautiful!" ”

Athena slapped the table and said angrily, "You guys are so disgusting that you don't let people eat!" "Wu Illness doesn't matter, but Xia Yu still has a face, struggles out of Wu Illness's arms, and eats his own food. I was just about to move the chopsticks here, God is back, this guy has a very powerful ability, as long as the meal is ready and put the dishes on the table, this guy will arrive immediately, and he eats ready-made every day.

Throwing the handkerchief used to twist Yangge on the sofa to eat, Xia Yu said angrily: "Wash your hands!" God immediately went to wash his hands, and by this time Athena had finished the sixth bowl of rice. Xia Yu is the kind of person who can't finish a bowl of rice, and Wu Yi completely began to grab vegetables with Athena. When God washed his hands and came out, there was a little soup left on the table.

God said with a bitter face, "I am also God, God Almighty, can't you leave me some food, which is cleaner than a dog licking!" "Eat yours, don't do anything every day, eat ready-made, and so many words, next time I won't even leave you vegetable soup!" God sighed and poured the vegetable soup into the rice to soak in the rice, and said as he ate, "I won't go home tomorrow to eat, Aunt Zhang always let me try her handiwork, and it's not good if I don't go there several times." ”

Xia Yu said vigilantly: "Then you'd better be careful, Aunt Zhang's wife has been dead for a long time, and she has been planning to find another one, you may be shortlisted." God shuddered and said stupidly: "No, she is at least sixty years old, and I look at most thirty, she can't accept it, right?" Xia Yu gloated and said: "That's not certain, Aunt Zhang is the latest trendy old lady in our community, you have to be careful." ”

God hesitated and didn't even eat, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "I'll go see tomorrow, and if the limelight isn't right, I'll come back, remember to leave me a bowl of rice!" Wu Yi smiled evilly: "If you become with Aunt Zhang, I will still call you "uncle", right, Uncle Zhang?" God waved his hand again and again: "No, no, no! I'm not marrying her, how can you call me Zhang... Wrong! I didn't even plan to marry her! ”

Athena drank a large glass of water and said, "I'm full!" Then she ran to the door and squatted, Wu Yi felt that she was more like basking in the sun. Xia Yu suddenly saw the invitation on the sofa, picked it up and read: "Invite Wu Yi to participate in my son's full moon wine, don't forget the money!" Wang Jianqiang. Lao Wang has a child? Wu Yi said with a dark face: "This bastard actually wrote this thing on the invitation, it's too hasty!" ”

Xia Yu hesitated: "Then do you want to go?" "Of course, let's go, give six hundred yuan as a gift, and then the four of us will eat together!" Sophia went to drink soda hard, no money! Sophia nodded heavily, and Athena pointed to herself and asked, "Can I go too?" "Of course you can go, if you don't eat the money back, I'll deduct it from your salary!"

Athena stood upright, hammered her hand to her chest, and said solemnly: "Swear in the name of my goddess of war!" God said with a sad face, "Can I not go, I seem to see a shameful future!" "No!" Xia Yu hesitated for a while and said, "I'm still not going, I've been absent from class for two weeks, and if I don't go to class, the tutor will deduct my credits." ”

Wu asked nervously: "Then do you live on campus or at home?" Young people eat meat and know the taste, Xia Yu naturally knows why Wu Yi is nervous, and said with a red face: "It's okay if you don't live in school, but you have to drive to pick me up." Wu Yi patted his chest and said, "I promise to pick you up every day!" Xia Yu nodded and cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, with Sophia's dishwasher, she didn't actually have to do anything.

"Then I'll go to school this afternoon, and tomorrow will officially start classes, so I'll go pack my things first." Wu Yi asked: "Don't be in such a hurry, I think you can wait for Lao Wang and his son's full moon wine to finish before going, anyway, it will be the day after tomorrow." Xia Yu shook his head and said, "No, I have procrastination, and I have been delaying it for so long, if I stay at home, the courage I have so hard to muster will be gone." ”

After a while, the summer rain came out, full of jewels, making people dare not look directly, and there was a pearl the size of a dragon's eye sandwiched on the deep career line of the neckline, and the treasure and the fair skin complemented each other. Wu Yi was stunned, Xia Yu basically wouldn't wear this kind of low-cut dress, she didn't have such clothes at all, judging from the traces of the rough neckline, she should have changed it herself.

Wu Yi circled around Xia Yu, and Xia Yu couldn't help but coquettishly say: "What are you looking at, it's not that you haven't seen people!" Wu Yi pouted and said, "I think it's fake that you go to school, you want to show off, right?" "Oops! Good things are to be taken out for people to see, and what is it to always put them in the safe! Xia Yu hugged Wu Yi and began to be coquettish, and her snow-white breasts made Wu Yi a little nervous.

In fact, this is not to blame her, Xia Yu is a child of a poor family, and it is inevitable that there will be gossip in school, but now that life is better and she has got so many expensive jewelry, she naturally wants to dress herself up. Wu Yi patted Xia Yu and said: "When you go out like this, people will think that you have brought a head of plastic, do you see which rich man hangs all his jewelry on his body every day?" You're not afraid of letting people rob you? ”

Xia Yu thought about it, took out a palm-sized sapphire from his pocket in pain, and asked, "Is this okay?" ”。