Chapter 215: The Smell of Gunpowder from the Civil War
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Wei Wuji smiled, his face full of dirt. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Or me...... Do it yourself! ”
Seeing Wei Wuji's expression, Zhang Junbao tightened his chrysanthemum, hurriedly picked up the water cup, and rushed into the bathroom.
"Wuji, this king just felt that the ghost slave king has fallen, what's going on?"
On WeChat, Hades suddenly sent a message.
Hades can actually sense the life and death of the ghost slave king?
This sucks!
Hades will let those who are caught alive pay the remaining nine million Immortal Coins.
Now that the ghost slave king is dead and has been eaten by the pickled chicken ball, I really don't know how many hell coins that stingy Hades can give!
"The ghost slave king is too powerful, if you are not careful, you will be killed."
Wei Wuji replied to the news, worried.
"That's it!"
The king of Hades replied after a long time, and said: "The ghost slave king is incarnated by a strange beast, he was a ghost in life, and he appears in the flesh after death, and it is the same if you give the body to this king." ”
"The body is gone."
Wei Wuji felt a pain in his flesh.
"Where's the eyes?"
Hades backed down again.
"A little!"
The piece of meat that the fifth uncle grabbed for him was definitely not the complete eye of the Ghost Slave King.
At the request of Hades, Wei Wuji handed the remaining little eyeballs to Hades in red envelopes, and then asked, "Hades, are you giving me the rest of the Immortal Coins?" ”
Hades didn't speak, but a red envelope appeared.
Wei Wuji received nine million Immortal Coins.
"Although you have done a bad job, the reward promised to you by this king will not be less."
Hades has been a little poor lately, and he still has to maintain his face.
"The Ten Thousand Ghost King sent the Ghost Slave King to Earth, it won't be as simple as killing me, right?"
Wei Wuji asked instead.
"From that bit of flesh in his eyes, this king only saw the ghost gate."
Hades pondered for a moment before replying: "According to this king's guess, when the ghost slave king came to the earth, he may have installed a ghost gate, so that the ten thousand ghost kings can take a step and kill back to the earth. ”
In science fiction movies, doomsday zombies often appear.
If the plan of the King of Ten Thousand Ghosts succeeds, it will bring about the doomsday ghosts.
Exiting WeChat, Zhang Junbao walked out of the bathroom, with only a bath towel wrapped around his waist, and his complexion looked very good.
"Wuji, I just remembered that you are the black chicken miracle doctor that is rumored on the Internet!"
Zhang Junbao sat down at the head of the bed and said with annoyance: "I knew that I would have looked for you at the beginning, so I wouldn't have spent all that unjust money." ”
"Go home and recuperate, and don't sleep ghosts in the future."
Wei Wuji got up to say goodbye and sighed, "If you can't find a partner, the fifth girl is the safest." ”
"You say slaves are ghosts?"
After being surprised, Zhang Junbao immediately shook his head and said, "Impossible, how can a slave be a ghost?" ”
"Zhang Zhenren, let me tell you the truth, the piece of meat you ate just now is actually the meat of a slave."
After saying that, Wei Wuji opened the door and walked out.
As soon as I walked out of the hotel, I saw Zhang Junbao come back to his senses, rushed into the bathroom, and vomited wildly while holding the toilet.
On the way back to Golden State, in the Grim Reaper red envelope group, Iron Man posted a picture and bragged in the group.
It was an alloy rod, only half a foot long.
Iron Man brags that no one can break this alloy rod.
The Hulk and the others were not convinced, but after trying it, they were full of praise for the alloy rod.
Wei Wuji: Tony, don't blow it, I'll bite off your stick.
Iron Man: Just blow it!
Wei Wuji: Send it to me, so that you can see and understand.
Now his teeth are forged with the essence of the Grim Reaper's teeth, and he is confident that he can bite off Iron Man's alloy rod, so as to give Iron Man power and make a stronger alloy.
Iron Man sent the alloy with a red envelope, but none of the group grabbed it, wanting to see if Wei Wuji could bite it off.
Wei Wuji lay on the flying carpet, basking in the sun, extracting the alloy rod and scrubbing it clean with water.
Stuffed into his mouth, with a sip, the alloy rod broke in two.
Send the broken alloy rod back in a red envelope.
After Iron Man received it, he was shocked for a long time.
After a while, the picture was posted, and everyone in the group was amazed when they saw it.
Wei Wuji pretended to succeed, thinking that if this alloy rod was in the hands of Brother Monkey and the others, it would be broken into powder with a blow!
Iron Man: I said Mowgli, your teeth are so powerful, last time in the desert, why didn't you bite the iron chain with your teeth, and you had to smash it with an iron rod?
Iron Man: Grip the Sun, you deliberately tried to stab me in the ass, didn't you?
Wei Wuji: Don't think I can't see it, the chain is forged from intestines, and there must be poop in the chain.
Iron Man: You just bite, does it smell like poop?
Wei Wuji was stunned, what did Iron Man mean by this?
Iron Man: Loki's chains, I took a little back to study, and that's how I made this new alloy (snickering emoji)
Wei Wuji couldn't care about scolding, poured water into his mouth and rinsed his mouth, and then chewed several pieces of chewing gum before he felt better.
Iron Man: To amuse you, although there are indeed poop ingredients in that chain, after I melted them, those ingredients were naturally purified.
Wei Wuji has a black line, this Iron Man is too bad.
With his current sense of taste, when he bit the alloy rod just now, he didn't taste a strange taste, which shows that Iron Man is not lying.
Thor: Stark, can you intercede and let Loki go!
Iron Man: I almost died at Loki's hands, and you actually asked me to intercede with Loki?
Wei Wuji: Thor, why do I think you are willing to join the Avengers, in fact, to protect Loki so that Loki can do more bad things?
Thor: Loki is my brother, and I have to protect him.
Wei Wuji: What about the people who were killed by Loki?
Thor: What do you have to do with me!
Wei Wuji: You're a cow! You're the best!
Tang Sanzang: Only by destroying relatives with righteousness can we purify all sentient beings, and blindly protecting the shortcomings can be described as embarrassment.
Looking at the recent discussion of Loki in the group, Tang Seng, as an outsider Buddha, also used his eyes to see all this clearly.
Iron Man: Mowgli, I've already proposed to accept you as a new member of the Avengers, I wonder if you'd like to?
Wei Wuji: I'm a Shenzhou person?
Iron Man: The Avengers know no race, ethnicity and national borders, aiming to fight against interstellar enemies and defend the Earth together, don't you think Natasha is a former Soviet one?
Wei Wuji: Her heart has been completely loyal to the United States, and my heart is loyal to China, and it will never change.
Iron Man: I need help, please think about it.
Captain America: Tony, you're forming a gang like this, which is not conducive to the unity of the Avengers.
Iron Man: Captain, I see that you are so loyal to the government, so I proposed to the higher-ups that the government should legislate the Avengers and supervise the members of the Avengers, so that not only can we correct everyone's style, but also limit Thor's misdeeds.
Captain America: I support the government's trial of criminals in accordance with the law, and I will never support the government's regulation of us.
Iron Man: I believe there will be more people who support me.
Captain America: We'll see!
The personal grudges between Iron Man and Captain America seem to be accumulating more and more, and they both look at each other very unpleasantly.
But Wei Wuji felt that there seemed to be a deeper and more terrible grudge hidden between them, and that was the root cause of their mutual dislike.
Iron Man: Whoever supports my point of view, let's take a stand first.
Spider-Man: Tony, I've always been your biggest fan, and of course I'll support the idol unconditionally.
Black Widow: As much as I like Steve, Tony's suggestion is correct.
Hulk: To borrow an old saying, no rules, no rules, and as much as I hate being stared at, I support Tony.
Wolverine: Originally, I was supporting the captain, but this time the captain protected Loki, which disappointed me so much.
Captain America: You ......
Iron Man: My genius head is invincible, hahaha!
Wei Wuji smelled the smoke of the civil war of the Avengers, looked at the blue sky, and felt that his chance was coming. (To be continued.) )