Chapter 214: Dipping Sauce and Eating Ghosts
readx;?“ Fifth uncle, I have no grudge against you, why do you harm me? ”
The Ghost Slave King was trapped in the seven-colored light shield and roared sharply. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"I heard a ghost calling the fifth uncle, for some reason, the fifth uncle really wanted to cry."
The fifth uncle's voice has become crying.
"Wei Wuji, you save me, I'll tell you a big secret."
The Ghost Slave King couldn't break through the Seven Stars Pure Yang Qi, so he turned to Wei Wuji for help, saying, "It's the secret of the Ten Thousand Ghost King." ”
"Deputy Commander?"
The fifth uncle was quite surprised, and shouted below: "This ghost belongs to the fifth uncle, don't rob the fifth uncle, damn, you run faster for the fifth uncle." ”
Colorful light continued to rise on the ground, replenishing into the colorful light shield in the air, and the ghost slave king in the light mask looked extremely painful.
"Wuzai, don't worry, I won't rob you."
Seeing that the fifth uncle was in such a hurry, Wei Wuji was quite helpless and asked, "What are you doing to catch the ghost slave king?" ”
"Of course it's food, the subordinates of the Ten Thousand Ghost King are all delicious."
The fifth uncle smacked his lips and urged the pickled chicken group to run faster.
Eat...... Ghost?
Wei Wuji has grown so big, he has heard a lot of ghost stories, but he has never heard them, and ghosts can eat them.
"Close!"
The fifth uncle stood on a stone, flapped his wings violently, and the colorful light shield in the air quickly closed, swished, and fell to the ground.
Wei Wuji hurriedly controlled the flying carpet, landed nearby, put away the flying blanket and cloak, and rushed to the fifth uncle.
"Everyone has worked hard, go back to the camp first!"
The fifth uncle gave an order, and more than 1,000 people lined up and ran towards the Golden Buddha Peak.
Seeing that the pickled chicken group has grown a lot, Wei Wuji can only be staggered, if the fifth uncle starts a pyramid marketing organization, he will definitely have the strength to be the best in the world.
The fifth uncle jumped onto the black girl's back, and a palm-sized ball of colorful light was on his head.
In the ball of light, the ghost slave king was curled up, and at first glance, Chu Chu was pitiful.
"Deputy Commander, I didn't expect you to drive the Ghost Slave King to the trap of the fifth uncle, this is a great achievement."
The fifth uncle was triumphant, waved his wings and said, "The ghost slave king's Mimi will eat it all for you." ”
it!
Wei Wuji felt a wave of nausea and almost vomited.
The night is bleak, and the mountain road is difficult to walk.
The speed of soaking chicken dumplings is not slow at all.
The fifth uncle ordered the black girl to run faster, and together with Wei Wuji, she arrived at the base camp of the pickled chicken group first.
In that valley, there are many wooden houses, like a large mountain village.
"Wuzai, will these people you gathered be killed by you in the end?"
Wei Wuji frowned and asked, one must not allow a phoenix to kill so many people.
"Not only will they not, but they will all be strong and healthy, and they will live to be more than 100 years old, and they will all have short lives."
The fifth uncle said as he drilled out the eggshell, stuffed the wizard light ball into the eggshell, and closed the two halves together, like a complete phoenix egg.
The dimmed lines on the phoenix eggshell became clear again, and the screams of the ghost slave king in the eggshell were terrifying.
"This ghost is just a wisp of soul, no flesh and blood, really delicious?"
Seeing that the fifth uncle was constantly raising his wings to wipe his saliva, Wei Wuji was extremely curious.
"Absolutely delicious."
The fifth uncle's halazi hung down his sharp mouth and said, "Otherwise, when the ghost slave king first came to this world, why did the fifth uncle have to keep an eye on her?" ”
It wasn't until there was no longer a scream coming out of the eggshell that Wei Wuji suddenly remembered that the king of Hades asked him to catch the ghost, saying that he wanted to catch him alive, and when he asked the fifth uncle, the ghost slave king had already become a dead thing.
When it was almost dawn, the pickled chicken group shouted slogans and returned to the base camp.
Everyone was flushed and refreshed.
"Although there are many of us, fortunately, the ghost slave king has a huge body, and this ghost meat is definitely enough."
The fifth uncle's voice was strong, resounding through the valley, and said: "Since the deputy head of the regiment doesn't eat it, the ghost slave king's Mimi will be given to the female league members to eat, it has the effect of breast enhancement, I believe you will like it!" ”
The current fifth uncle has fully accepted the thoughts of modern people and can keep up with the rhythm of modern life.
The fifth uncle stretched out his wings and pounded in the eggshell a few times, and what he took out was not what everyone imagined, but two pieces of lean meat that was one big, roasted, and had a strange fragrance.
The smell was indeed tempting, but Wei Wuji still felt disgusting.
"Sister Ruru, you are responsible for distributing food to the female members, more points for those who join the group first, and fewer points for those who join the group later."
The fifth uncle threw two pieces of meat onto the plastic that had been laid out long ago and instructed.
Sister Ruru promised to walk out of the crowd, and Wei Wuji saw that it was the first female member recruited by the Pickling Chicken Troupe.
I saw Sister Ruru holding a short knife in her hand, came over to cut a small piece, stuffed her mouth and tasted it, and then called it delicious, the whole person hugged the piece of meat, opened her mouth and bit it, like a hungry wolf.
Thirty is like a wolf, which is vividly reflected in her.
When the rest of the female members saw it, they immediately stopped doing it and rushed over to grab food.
Whoever has good teeth will be able to eat more.
Since they can enlarge their breasts, these women are all like crazy people, crazy to the point of cruelty.
"Sister Ruru, can you give me a piece?"
Funny Bipeng walked over and whispered: "You see that my breasts are the same, and I also want to enlarge my breasts." ”
Sister Ruru was extremely generous, and with a wave of her short knife, she cut off a large piece of meat.
Funny Bipeng picked it up and happily ran to the side to nibble on it.
"The ghost slave king is transformed by a foreign beast, and there is a part that is very strong, where is the *** body, the fifth uncle will not say it."
The fifth uncle smiled obscenely and said, "Ninth brother, the egg is weak, you will distribute it to the male league members." ”
The fifth uncle threw out the piece of meat, and without saying a word, he pounced on it and bit wildly.
Brother Jiu was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses and scolded to rob it.
A member of the men's team knew that if they didn't rob it at this time, they would regret it for the rest of their lives.
The snatching of food on both sides entered the white heat in the blink of an eye.
"Mowgli, you really don't want to eat?"
The fifth uncle is holding a phoenix egg, and there is still a lot of good meat in it.
"I can't eat it anyway."
Wei Wuji gave Zhang Junbao a general explanation, and said, "Wuzai, you said that eating the meat of the Ghost Slave King is not good for my brother?" ”
"Get rid of yin and be full of masculinity."
The fifth uncle said.
"Okay, just give me some!"
Wei Wuji sighed lightly.
"This is the meat on the eyes, eat a little, take care of that guy, and never dare to sleep ghosts in the future."
The fifth uncle took out a piece of meat with a big head and said, "If you eat this meat, you can see ghosts." ”
Seeing that everyone's fight for food was over, the fifth uncle beckoned everyone to come over and began to share the eyes of the ghost slave king with everyone.
If you can't see the ghost, the strength of the pickled chicken group will not be able to grow any longer.
"Fifth Uncle has a secret sauce here, which is delicious when you dip it and eat it."
The fifth uncle flapped his wings as he spoke, and said, "It was an appetizer just now, a real meal, and it only starts now, come, let's shout the slogan again!" ”
"Uncle Xin, eat a big meal!"
Thousands of people shouted, and the sound shook for hundreds of miles.
Wei Wuji sat down on the flying carpet and left, shaking his head as he listened.
This slogan has been shouted for a long time, and tonight finally has a big meal, from the fifth uncle to the members of the group, all the hormones are overexcited.
When I returned to the hotel in Yuanshui County, I saw Zhang Junbao sitting at the head of the bed, his eyes were blank, and the whole person seemed to have lost his soul.
"Eat something to have the strength to miss."
Wei Wuji cut out a palm-sized piece of meat and stuffed it to Zhang Junbao.
Zhang Junbao had no appetite, and under Wei Wuji's persecution, he barely ate the piece of meat.
In an instant, the fire burned his lungs, his liver and intestines were broken, and Zhang Junbao rolled on the ground in pain, foaming at the mouth, like a sheep having an epileptic attack.
But Wei Wuji could see clearly that the white foam that was spit out was the yin qi that Zhang Junbao and the ghost slave king **** had left in their bodies.
Spit it out, and you'll be fine.
"Smear this on your little brother, and you won't become a eunuch."
Wei Wuji poured some sandalwood dew into the cup and said with a smile.
Zhang Junbao, who had vomited yin qi, his face was pale, but his consciousness was much clearer, and he said obscenely: "Master Wei, you wipe it on this real person!" (To be continued.) )
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