Chapter 144: The Calm Before the Storm

The night is quiet and peaceful, the autumn breeze is getting cooler, and there are always some whining strange cries on the mountain, which sounds like ghosts crying, but Wu Yi is not afraid at all, he is surrounded by a group of demons and monsters, strictly speaking, if there are ghosts, it is a real horror movie. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Huang Mei They have been tortured crazy for six days of jungle life, no mobile phone to play, no TV to watch, and no electricity, even if Huang Mei has a crackling electric light in his hand, no one dares to use it.

Wu Yi didn't feel anything special, after all, he originally had no hobbies except for smoking, and now he is being hunted down every day, so what hobbies do he have to do with kung fu, in case he accidentally burps, he really doesn't have to play anything. Compared with Wu Ai's customers, it is not good, after all, from thrift to luxury, they have no entertainment projects, and they will inevitably be unable to control themselves by the impact of modern eating, drinking and playing.

When Tang Seng first came, he played games all night every day, and now it's better, that is, he plays with a game console every day, Huang Mei likes to shop and bargain, if you don't have money, you can't play, although Wu Xingyun loves to practice, but people love makeup, I heard that it is to cover it up when she gets smaller or older in the future, according to her, makeup is more powerful than her disguise at that time.

As for the plugs, they don't need to talk about it, they are not human anyway, so it's not strange to do anything.

Now Tang Seng has gone crazy because he doesn't have a game console, I don't know where to find a fast plank, he looks at the big tree and smirks every day, and his two hands are constantly pulling, just like playing a game, it is estimated that he has reached the realm of inorganic victory over organic freedom. Huang Mei actually has dark circles under her eyes, and looking at everyone every day is the same as looking at an enemy, if Wu Yi didn't know that she was practicing eye bargaining, she would have been scared to death.

However, Wu Xingyun's symptoms are a bit similar to Tang Seng's, she has already hallucinated, she uses soil to paint Xiaolian dirty every day, and she also comes to ask people if they are beautiful. Wu Yi felt that even if he didn't get played to death like this, there were few normal people in their group, so he decided to hold a meeting.

"Ahem, Tang Seng put down your "keyboard" first, let's have a meeting. Tang Seng turned his head and glanced at Wu Yi with disdain and said, "You are blind, this is the operating table!" "Get out of the way, I'm twittering crookedly, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will cut you!" Eighty-eight 1 appeared really worked, Tang Seng honestly put down his console, those who made up, played cards and practiced their eyes...... They all gathered around.

"Let's have a meeting today, didn't I say you, you are all people with status, isn't it just a week of living in the wild, how many people in the city spend a lot of money to eat pig food in the countryside and grab their heads, what do you look like? If you don't have a computer or a mobile phone, will you die? Tang Seng cried and said, "I didn't before, but not now, I don't know how to live when I go back in the future, and I can't do it if I ride Xiaobai Silly Music again." ”

Huang Mei said, "I'm a little easier to do, I don't have a TV or anything, I can find other gods' magic weapons to watch on TV, but shopping is not good, they don't dare to ask for my money at all, if I bargain with them, they can be scared to death, what is the point of this!" Huang Mei looked very frustrated and annoyed.

Wu Xingyun drew a black mouth circle for himself, looking a bit like a peasant in the landlord, and said with a sad face, "I can't do this anymore, I can learn makeup, but I found that these cosmetics are useless without the current ones, my era is rouge gouache and even a lipstick is useless, and I have studied it for so long!" Sophia touched Wu Xingyun's head and said, "Why don't you learn to make cosmetics yourself?" ”

"I'm not much older than illiterate, but I'm different, how can I do it!" When it comes to illiteracy, everyone can't help but look at Wu Ill, Wu Ill jumped to his feet and said, "If you say illiterate, you can say that you are illiterate, what do you all think I do, I am a person who has gone to junior high school, and I can't read a single big word, and I am fundamentally different from illiterate!" "Okay, don't shout, it's not a shame, I, the people of the Stone Age, are more literate than you, and you are embarrassed to say it yourself!" Huang Mei said disdainfully.

"You're a god! Can God compare to a flat-headed ordinary man like me? You're not sorry! Tang Seng hurriedly pulled Wu Yi and whispered: "Old Wu, you take it easy, be careful to annoy her and slap you with a big mouth!" Wu Yi secretly glanced at Huang Mei, and sure enough, he saw that Huang Mei and Huang Mei had already begun to sneer at him, and a pair of jade hands kept opening and closing, as if he was planning to pinch someone to death.

Wu Yi swallowed his saliva and said, "I'm a good man and don't fight with women, let's bear with it, anyway, we will be free tomorrow, I hope what Luo Gui said is true, if this bad luck will be with me for a lifetime, I would rather kill myself directly, at least be happy." Huang Mei touched her chin and said, "By the way, have you felt too calm these days?" What does "Wu Disease" mean? ”

Wu Xingyun raised his hand and said, "That's right! You see, in the first few days when we came, Wu was either chased by a bear or bitten by a dog, and was almost crushed to death by a big stone, and was blown up by Sophia, and if it weren't for Sophia when it thundered, he would be a scumbag...... At that time, the days were really colorful, unlike the boring ones that make people feel moldy these days! "In the end, it's just a complaint.

Wu Yi glared at Wu Xingyun and said, "Then I have to tell you that I'm sorry, it's really my sin to make you so boring!" Wu Xingyun said stupidly, "I didn't mean that, it's really a little strange." Sophia nodded and said, "It's been too quiet these days, I had already calculated the location of Ernie sauce a few days ago, but I didn't expect him to send his ass there himself at the last moment, so ....."

Sophia played with her fingers and couldn't speak, if someone else did this, Wu Yi would definitely chase him with eighty-eight, but Sophia was so well-behaved that Wu Ying couldn't bear to scold her. Wu Yi complained, "Then according to what you say, it would be normal if I was played to death, but now you feel that something is wrong." Tang Seng persuaded: "Old Wu, you dissipate your anger, no one has that meaning." ”

Wu Yi sighed and said, "I know, but what you said made me scared, what do you want me to do?" Tang Seng said, "Otherwise, let me pray for you to bless and eliminate disasters, my master used this trick to deceive ..... I have saved a lot of people, and I heard that my eldest brother Li Shimin became the emperor because of this. Wu Yi waved his hand while distancing himself from Tang Seng.

"Hurry up, the day before yesterday you told me that prayer is useful, but Lao Tzu believed in your evil, you read a lot of Super Mario cheats, and hit me with rice, even if you use rice, Lao Tzu endured it in order to live, and finally took a stick blindfolded? You use Lao Tzu's head as a watermelon, if it weren't for Sophia's quick eyes, I would have made you headshot! ”

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, that's the head of our Buddhism, what am I doing beating you when I'm idle?" "Then you can explain to me what is going on with the secret book of Super Mario, you Buddha also play Super Mario?" Tang Seng touched his head and stopped talking, and said for a long time, "I forgot the spell, but it doesn't matter, my master said that sincerity is spirituality, and my heart is absolutely fine!" ”

"You better keep it for the monkey, he can't break his stone head, I'll be fine in a day, there's no need to risk getting a headshot." Wu Yi said and lay down. Huang Mei kicked Wu Yi and said, "I don't know why, I always have a feeling of impending disaster, and recently we don't even have a mouse around, have you noticed it?" ”

Wu Yi got up and said, "I thought it was me who was nervous, but it turns out that you feel this way too!" Wu Xingyun and Tang Seng said in unison: "Me too." At this time, the sky was overcast, and Sophia turned into a cover to detain Wu Zhi underneath, this is to prevent thunder from killing Wu Disease, and Sophia can channel thunder and lightning into the ground to protect Wu Disease.

"Do you think this is the so-called calm before the storm?" Wu said worriedly. Tang Seng recited a Buddha name: "Amitabha!" I don't know if it's a storm or not, but I know that none of us are ordinary people, and now we all have a premonition that we don't want to, and something big will definitely happen! Tang Seng rarely spoke so seriously.

Huang Mei waved his hand and said, "There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, take a step and see a step, now unless the world is destroyed, or there are a few of us to protect you, it will definitely be fine!" (To be continued.) )