Chapter 143: Ass Trick

"Huang Mei, just spare me, I really forgot that you are not afraid of bombs, I really didn't mean to make you ugly!" Tang Seng said sincerely. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info "Don't think about it, you have to leave my father's place, just lying about the military situation is enough to cut off your head, you are content!" Huang Mei crossed his waist and said, now that he remembered that his pants had just been torn off, he was still angry, and it was useless for Old Tang to beg for mercy now.

"If you don't let me go, it's okay, but you have to let me eat, we haven't eaten anything since we came yesterday and there was Wu disease!" Wu asked in surprise: Have I eaten anything? Except for Tang Seng, everyone said in unison, "No!" Absolutely nothing! Wu looked at them suspiciously and said, "You have something to hide from me!" "At the same time, it circles a group of people like a grinder.

Huang Mei really couldn't stand his kind of eyes, and went up with a slap, "You're getting bolder and bolder, hey, even the old lady, you dare to doubt it!" "Don't say that this slap went down, Wu Yi immediately lost his temper, and he didn't speak.

The crowd continued to eat, but there was nothing good, just some canned bread and some sealed cooked food. Wu Yi ate and suddenly pouted and said, "I don't know why I woke up this morning and felt stinky in my mouth, but I still feel a taste." Everyone froze when eating, and Huang Mei said, "You already have bad breath, what are you talking about?" ”

"I'll admit I do have a little bad breath, but it's definitely not the smell, don't believe you smell it! Ha~" Saying that, Huang Mei and the others only felt a bad wind coming, and the strong smell of feet tortured their sense of smell. "Shut up the old lady!" The unbearable Huang Mei finally broke out, and Wu Yi immediately shut up for fear that the female devil would give him a blow.

"Yesterday Xiao Wu bought a string of stinky tofu, Tang Seng wanted to taste Xiao Wu and didn't give it, the two of them grabbed it and it fell into your mouth, you grind your teeth yourself, you know, you eat all the bamboo skewers!" Why don't you stop it? What if I eat a bad stomach? Wu Yi clutched his stomach and said. Huang Mei sneered: "Who can stop you if you talk so fast, you are content, Xiaowu hasn't said anything yet!" ”

Wu said stupidly, "I said, why is the taste in my mouth so big, it's okay, Xiao Wu will go back and eat together, I'll treat you!" Wu Xingyun seemed to remember something bad, covered his mouth and retched and ran away. What's wrong with her? "Maybe I'm excited to hear that there is stinky tofu to eat, don't worry about her eating a chicken leg to make up!" Huang Mei directly stuffed the chicken leg into Wu's mouth.

"I want to eat! Give me food, I'm going to starve! Tang Seng was hung from a tree and wriggled like a giant caterpillar. A chicken bone knocked on Tang Seng's head and made a crisp sound of "ding", Wu said illly, "Old Tang, you can be quiet, you don't know if you don't eat!" "Shit! Lao Tzu didn't eat again, give me food to eat, I'll shut up immediately! ”

Huang Mei pointed at him with chicken wings, "You just honestly wait for it to be dried and turned into bacon, and we will try immortality when we celebrate the New Year!" The words immortality reminded Wu Yi of something bad, knocked on the bowl and said, "Huang Mei is eating, can you not say such a disgusting thing?" Tang Seng sneered and said, "You are disgusting, you ...... yesterday Yes! ”

Huang Mei flew up, and Tang Seng disappeared into the distance with a long cavity. Huang Mei patted the non-existent dust on his hands and said, "Why do you talk so much about a dead bald man!" After everyone finished eating, Huang Mei patted Wu Yi on the ass and left, leaving only the bolt and angel chicken to clean up the garbage. Wu looked around and said, "Anyway, where did Sophia go?" I haven't seen her early this morning. ”

Huang Mei said lazily, "Last night, she was worried that you would be washed away by the water after you fell asleep, so she went directly into the water, maybe she was washed away along the current." Wu Xingyun also lay over and patted his belly and said, "Sophia is immortal, are you worried about her kung fu or worry about yourself!" "Speaking of this, Wu can't help but be a little despicable, I'm still unlucky, I can't tell if I'm going to hang up in the next second, I'm still worried about myself.

Thinking of this, Wu couldn't help but shrink himself into a small ball. "Boom!" The back clearly felt the air waves, and the earth shook even more. Wu Yi turned his head stiffly, Huang Mei was being pressed under a tall pine tree, because he didn't know why Huang Mei didn't even move. "It's not going to be dead, is it?" Wu said to Wu Xingyun worriedly.

Wu Xingyun rolled his eyes and said, "If you die, Sister Huang won't die!" As soon as the words fell, I saw that the tall pine tree began to burn, and the fire was very fierce, and Wu and Sophia, who were forced by the heat wave, had to retreat. In the blink of an eye, a tall pine tree turned into a pile of ashes, Huang Mei got up unhurriedly and pointed to the sky and scolded, "You are so blind, you can't hit such a big person, how dare he hurt me by mistake, don't you want to mix!" ”

As a result, as soon as the words came out, the big tree that was just used to hang Tang Seng next to him also fell, this time without waiting for Huang Mei to make a move, Wu Xingyun snorted lightly, and his slender palm slapped on the tree, instantly breaking the giant tree into two knots and flying out horizontally. Huang Mei is still scolding relentlessly, maybe God is annoyed by her, the big trees around her have all fallen one by one, Wu Yi tried to shrink himself a little smaller, and squatted behind Huang Mei and Wu Xingyun.

The surrounding circle of trees is all gone, and the rest is still out of reach of Wu Ill and them, Huang Mei continued to cross his waist and quarrel with God, "Aren't you quite capable, there is a kind of you who are coming, if you don't come, you are my grandson!" You're my eighth-generation gray grandson! "There was a rumbling sound all around, like the vibration of a large number of men marching together.

An oval-shaped boulder cut through thorns and thorns all the way, and I don't know how many trees it knocked down, and it went straight to Wu Disease. Wu Zhi found a very interesting phenomenon, this boulder is still far away from him, and he can escape before it arrives, but Wu Yi finds that as long as he dodges, the boulder will definitely be blocked by trees or stones, so he changes direction and aims at himself again.

Seeing that the boulder was about to roll over, Huang Mei was still indifferent and continued to scold God, Wu Yi could only squat behind Huang Mei, just like Huang Mei could make a move at the last moment, otherwise such a big stone would have come out!

The boulder arrived in a blink of an eye, but the ground was raised, like a steep slope of the jumping platform, and the boulder flew directly over the top of Wu Yi's head. Seeing that the boulder fell into a pit and didn't move, Wu Yi finally breathed a sigh of relief, and his heart was also put back into his stomach. "Whew! What a blessing Jesus has! Wu Yi shook off the cold sweat in his hand and said. Do you see me like Jesus? The plug said with a grin.

Wu Yi pointed to the raised ground and said, "It turns out that you made this thing!" "Nonsense! Is it not me, is it you? You're so unlucky that you stuff your teeth when you drink cold water, how can you be so lucky! Wu Yi immediately smiled and said, "That's that, it's all up to my big brother, otherwise my little life would have been gone!" The bolt said proudly, "It's good that you know!" ”

At this moment, the ground shook again, and Wu Yi looked around in panic, for fear that a stone would run out of place and smash him flat. The plug directly held his hand, and it seemed that he didn't care about this kind of trivial matter at all, Wu Yi held the plug and said, "Brother, look at it, if my physique comes like this, the game will be over!" "Oh, don't worry, everything has me, and I will never let you lose a hair!"

"Poof!" Wu Yi lowered his head with difficulty and looked at the stone that was half-pierced into his ass and said, "Plug, didn't you say that I will have a lot of hair!" "This, this, don't you really have a lack of hair, and besides, such a small injury is not in the way." "I'm not in the way of your uncle! It hurts Lao Tzu to death! Wu Yi covered his feet and seemed to roll all over the ground.

"Ernie sauce, you see I've found so many crystals, do you think I'm amazing?" Sophia held a huge crystal to show off to Wu Ai, and her face was completely a child's expression expecting candy. If the crystal she was holding didn't have her own blood on it, Wu Ying wouldn't mind praising her fiercely, but Wu Yi just wanted to cover her ass and cry bitterly now.

As for Wu Xingyun, they had already compared which crystal was used for what it was good for, completely forgetting the danger and sadness of Wu Illness just now. The plug patted Wu Ai's ass and said, "Old Wu, bear with it, if you are dying, they haven't finished picking it up, and I will help you stop the bleeding." Wu Yi burst into tears and said, "I thank you family!" (To be continued.) )