Su Xiaomeng brainwashed her own master, what yours is mine, mine is still mine, and the cheap master is in a fog. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

In the end, Su Xiaomeng and his master reached an agreement that if they wanted to pit outsiders, they would go to outsiders!

Since then, there has been one more object for the immortals to watch out for.

In recent days, Hua Murong has watched his apprentice lying on a boulder as if he had seen it for the first time, basking in the sun with his belly crossed and Erlang's legs, looking leisurely and leisurely.

Hua Murong couldn't stand it anymore.

At that time, you were still a bird, of course, you could lie on your back with your belly exposed, but now you are a real girl, how can you be so image-conscious?

Su Xiaomeng ignored the old feudal master, the ancients were trouble!

is not a star, what image do you pay attention to? I, Su Xiaomeng, have never had that thing called "image"!

Besides, there are only three people in the Murong Palace, no one appreciates you even if you are dignified, right?

Alas! Three people! The old boring said!

Hua Murong looked at his apprentice's listless appearance, and thought about it, so he simply went to the Jade Emperor to play chess.

So Hua Murong pulled Su Xiaomeng up and dragged him to the Jade Emperor's bedroom, Su Xiaomeng swore to die, and was still dragged away by his own master like a dead fish.

Su Xiaomeng burst into tears.

You said that she slept well, but she was used as a mop by the cheap master and said that she would be dragged away!

Master! I'm going to sue you for domestic violence! Domestic violence!

Ouch hey! Pay attention to the image, master! Image, image!

Anyway, what's going on with those ambiguous eyes along the way? She and the master are innocent, hey!

Su Xiaomeng was dragged and dragged to the Jade Emperor's bedroom by the cheap master, and the Jade Emperor was looking at the sky with a forty-five-degree gaze, his face was melancholy, and he had a posture of "who can understand my world".

Jade Emperor, don't pretend to be forced, your age is spicy, your beard is long, even if you have a pair of melancholy eyes, you can't shine with the light of Xiaoshenyang!

The first thing Hua Murong said was: "Jade Emperor, we haven't played chess for a long time, would it be good to have a game?" ”

The Jade Emperor touched his beard with a deep face, nodded and said: "It's okay, I still remember that 10,000 years ago, the two of us fought for 500 rounds, and we fought for a whole month before we reached a draw. ”

What? Five hundred rounds of fighting? Fought for a whole month? This is the rhythm of the great gods!

I can't see it, this cheap master still has two brushes!

Su Xiaomeng stood behind the cheap master expectantly, watching Hua Murong solemnly fall.

The Jade Emperor touched his beard and pondered for a long time, and then left a son.

Hua Murong and the Jade Emperor seemed to hesitate for a long time with every step, and after half an hour, Su Xiaomeng collapsed!

Ya's this is not the legend - five...... Child...... Chess...... Is it ......

That's right! It's five! Child! Chess!

The backgammon that even elementary school students can play, but the two old immortals who have lived for tens of thousands of years in front of Mao look even more difficult than Go???

There were also 500 rounds of fighting! And fought for a whole month!

Nima, did you get your brain caught in the door or kicked by a donkey?

How low is this IQ to play backgammon like this???

Su Xiaomeng wanted to be quiet!!

But Hua Murong and the Jade Emperor were in full swing.

Hua Murong picked up a sunspot and slapped it heavily: "Hey! This god eats you! ”

The Jade Emperor was so angry that he blew his beard and glared at him, then took out a white child and put it down, smiling with a **** face: "Haha!" I'm blocking your back! ”

Su Xiaomeng couldn't stand it anymore, so she simply proposed: "Two, why don't we play a new trick?" ”

The two players, who were concentrating on chess, turned their heads together and asked, "What new tricks?" ”

Su Xiaomeng smiled evilly: "Of course it's mahjong!" ”

A huge question mark popped up above the Jade Emperor's head, and he touched his beard and asked, "What is mahjong?" ”

Hua Murong is also the second monk who is confused.

After Su Xiaomeng explained in detail, the two little ones strongly expressed their desire to play.

However, the number of people is not enough, and there is a shortage of one!

Hua Murong pondered that it seemed that the Queen Mother also loved these activities such as playing chess, so she asked the Jade Emperor: "Jade Emperor, where is your wife?" ”

The Jade Emperor touched his beard with a sad expression: "Alas! This loser girl probably went to the Hundred Flowers Fairy for beauty again! Poor silver flows out like the rushing waters of the Yellow River......"

Seeing Hua Murong and Su Xiaomeng's suspicious looks, the Jade Emperor glanced around obscenely and saw that his wife was not there, and he simply shook out the queen mother's old bottom!

What queen mother went to the Hundred Flowers Fairy last time to do a beauty, and it cost him a month's living expenses!

What did the Queen Mother go shopping and buy a hosta a few days ago, and let him eat pickles with rice for several days!

What Queen Mother recently dislikes this house is too small, and is clamoring to change the house!

The Jade Emperor really felt that marriage was the grave of love!

When they first fell in love, the queen mother was gentle as water, considerate and virtuous, and she fascinated him.

But now, that tender woman is like a resentful woman, noisy and noisy all day long, so she is not upset!

But the Jade Emperor's love for the Queen Mother does not disappear with time, and it is well known that the Jade Emperor is a veritable wife!

Once the Jade Emperor went to attend the birthday of his first love on his back with the Queen Mother on his back, and was kicked out of the bedroom by the Queen Mother and knelt in front of the door for a full night!

There was also a peach conference, and at the beginning, the Jade Emperor was fascinated by the beautiful dance of Fairy Chang'e, and his eyes seemed to stick to Fairy Chang'e's body and couldn't pick it off!

After returning home, the Queen Mother punished the Jade Emperor for washing his clothes for a whole month!

There was also the last apprenticeship meeting, the Jade Emperor had a conversation with the Hundred Flowers Fairy, and after returning home, the Queen Mother punched and kicked the Jade Emperor violently, beating the Jade Emperor's nose and swollen face with internal injuries! The Jade Emperor was stunned and didn't dare to go out for three months!

Alas! It's not a lady! It's not a lady to meet someone!

The Jade Emperor looked up at the sky again with a forty-five-degree gaze, and sighed: "Alas! How did I marry such a tigress! ”

As soon as the words fell, only a gust of fragrant wind came, and a female voice with a sweet voice sounded in the middle of the year: "Jade Emperor, who are you talking about!" ”

The phoenix crown is not as gorgeous as her! The queen does not have her grace and luxury! The Hundred Flowers Fairy does not have her face beautiful!

The Queen Mother dragged her long skirt and stepped on lotus-like steps slowly, and she was extravagant!

It is worthy of being the queen mother who shocked all walks of life! What a momentum!

The Jade Emperor instantly felt as if he had been struck by lightning. stammered: "Old ...... Wife...... You...... How...... How did you come back......"

The queen mother snorted coldly, like the beautiful face of a young girl in the flower season, with an unhappy expression: "This is the home of this palace, why can't this palace come back?" Well? ”

The Jade Emperor immediately took the queen mother's little hand and kissed it, then helped the queen mother to sit down, and said while skillfully beating the queen mother's back: "It's just right!" It came at the right time! It just so happens that we are going to play mahjong, three are missing one, and now we are all together! ”

As soon as the Queen Mother heard this, she was hooked with interest: "What mahjong?" ”

So Su Xiaomeng explained in detail again.

Then the four of them began to play mahjong with their fists!

The four hands rubbed and rubbed and rubbed like fish, and then each of them was placed together.

Hua Murong stretched his neck to look at his apprentice's cards, but Su Xiaomeng pressed his head with a finger, Su Xiaomeng said: "Master, you can't look at the cards, otherwise your eyes will be blind!" “

Hua Murong quickly retracted his white and delicate jade neck, and sat down with his sleeves upright.

The Jade Emperor also squinted his eyes to look at his wife's cards, but was slapped back by the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother threatened: "Look again believe it or not, this palace will clean you up!" ”

So the Jade Emperor also sat back stupidly and pretended to be serious.

For a while, the Jade Emperor's dormitory began to spread into a language that no one could understand, what "two cylinders!" ", what a "bar!" What "nonsense! Hearing this, the immortals who passed by were panicked.

Isn't it that the Jade Emperor was tortured by the Queen Mother and went crazy? Alas! Pity the handsome and chic young man in Yushu at the beginning!

The Queen Mother is really a woman who values both beauty and wisdom!

The first time she played mahjong, she was nonsense three times!

The Jade Emperor is okay, he didn't win or lose, but Hua Murong lost a hosta in his hair!

Su Xiaomeng felt that her master didn't have a brain hole at all! Ya's IQ is negative infinity, right?

In the end, Su Xiaomeng turned the tide and won back his master's hosta.

Looking at the cheap master's adoring little expression, like a rhubarb wagging his tail, Su Xiaomeng was speechless.

Can't this master let her save snacks? The old lady is an apprentice! Not Mom!

It is said that Mu Rong Shangshen does not have a mother, but was born from heaven and earth a long, long time ago......

Su Xiaomeng's worldview collapsed!

Then Su Xiaomeng asked the Jade Emperor for a patent and started selling mahjong!

However, in order to pity the Jade Emperor who ate pickles and dry rice for three days and two days, Su Xiaomeng decided to share dividends with the Jade Emperor.

Then the Queen Mother and Hua Murong also joined in, so the mahjong foursome began to plan to sell mahjong!

The Jade Emperor opened a mahjong seminar and introduced mahjong into new entertainment activities, and the immortals were first suspicious of this mahjong of unknown origin, then curious, and finally addicted!

The mahjong foursome made a lot of money, the Jade Emperor no longer had to eat pickles with dry rice, and the Queen Mother also went to the Hundred Flowers Fairy for beauty in three days, Hua Murong's excitement is self-evident, even Hua Liuliu, who has always been unpleasant to Su Xiaomeng, also looks at Su Xiaomeng differently!

For a time, mahjong swept the fairy world!

As soon as the immortals were free, they began to play mahjong, and the heavens were full of the sounds of "two cylinders", "bars", and "hu".

Later, the demon lord who kills people without blinking, also introduced mahjong, and since then, the demons who eat human flesh and drink human blood have focused on mahjong, and there are many strange and bizarre murders in the world.

Later, mahjong spread to all walks of life, and people asked, "How many times have you been a fool today?" ”

And those few people in the Murong Hall counted the silver all day and day until their hands cramped!

Hua Murong was addicted to playing mahjong, and from time to time he took Su Xiaomeng to the Jade Emperor's dormitory to take a walk: "Jade Emperor, ask your wife to come out to play mahjong!" ”