Chapter 7: Master, is the Jade Rabbit delicious?
Since Su Xiaomeng introduced mahjong into the heavenly realm, it immediately set off a stormy wave, and the three words Su Xiaomeng seemed to be on the headlines of all walks of life, and Su Xiaomeng also became the focus of the god second only to Mu Rong. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Originally, Su Xiaomeng was happy about her fame for a while, and even for a period of time, a large number of immortals claimed to be fans of Su Xiaomeng, and they were stunned to ask for autographs around Su Xiaomeng, which made Su Xiaomeng so proud!
At the beginning, Su Xiaomeng was still sitting upright like a star and writing her dog crawling word, and then she signed softly and directly signed the word "Su", and then she was lazy to replace it with "S", and finally even drew a point directly with a very shameless way!
There is a five-year-old Xiaomeng baby who claims to be Su Xiaomeng's brainless fan, not like others to sign the book, but directly raised her little arm and said that she wanted to sign on her arm, Su Xiaomeng thought, this child has a personality! As a result, he was a little ruthless, and he poked a hole in the little cute baby's arm!
The little cute baby cried "wow"! The little girl is angry! Su Xiaomeng was stunned!
Xiao Mengwa's mother watched her child's white and tender arms bubble out little by little, and without saying a word, she picked up the child and left, and took a sip of Su Xiaomeng before leaving. Leaving Su Xiaomeng alone and trembling pitifully in the wind.
Since then, no one has come to Su Xiaomeng to ask for an autograph......
Su Xiaomeng really felt wronged! More wronged than Dou E! She really, really, really accidentally hit a little harder! That's it!
Under the tree, Hua Mu Rong was holding a small broken mirror to admire his handsome face, and while taking a photo, he asked himself stupidly: "Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world?" "Of course it's Murong, my dear master......"
Su Xiaomeng looked at his master's old and indecent appearance, and couldn't help but hold his forehead, Master, can't you be normal when you're old?
Anyway, is Mu Rong a god normal?
Su Xiaomeng felt very heavy, so she sat down next to Hua Murong, raised a little face that was not aggrieved, and pitifully pulled Hua Murong's sleeve and said coquettishly: "Master, I need to comfort ......"
It stands to reason that a normal master would coax his apprentice softly, but Hua Murong turned around, blinked his beautiful Danfeng eyes, and asked with a puzzled expression, "What is comfort?" Can I eat it?"
Su Xiaomeng resisted the urge to strangle her master.
Hua Murong waited for a long time, saw that Su Xiaomeng didn't answer him, turned around and continued to look at his own little broken mirror like a nobody.
Su Xiaomeng really thinks that Hua Murong is a stupid goose, girl, she is so sad and so sad, can't the master comfort her?
It turns out that Hua Murong is more stupid than a goose.
Su Xiaomeng was sad there for half an hour, and Hua Murong also looked at the broken mirror for half an hour.
Su Xiaomeng was a little angry, straightened up her little face and pulled Hua Murong's fragrant shoulder, and threatened hatefully: "Master, if you don't comfort the apprentice, the apprentice will cry to you!" ”
Hua Murong didn't take away the claws that Su Xiaomeng put on his shoulder, but replied indifferently with an understatement: "You cry, watch it for the teacher." ”
Su Xiaomeng was choked to death by this sentence.
Who said that the master must treat the apprentice as a treasure in pain? Stand up, Su Xiaomeng promises not to kill him!
Su Xiaomeng was very sad, but the cheap master in front of her was still holding the little broken mirror and looking at it, as if he hadn't looked in the mirror for eight hundred years.
Su Xiaomeng gritted her teeth, stomped her feet, and simply snatched the small mirror, and threw herself into Hua Murong's arms, not letting go.
Wow !! It's a hooligan rhythm???
Hua Liuliu, who happened to come out with medicinal herbs to dry, was very honored to witness Su Xiaomeng's fierce feat, his eyes were bigger than copper bells, and his mouth was slightly open, as if he had been struck by lightning, which made him scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.
Then Hua Liuliu's little hand shook, and the medicinal herbs in his hand fell to the ground and rolled around, rolling, rolling, and rolling at Su Xiaomeng's feet.
Su Xiaomeng, this is eating a leopard and getting stronger! Dare to infringe on Mu Rong's gods! He actually dared to infringe on his family's pure and innocent Mu Rong God! He spent six or six to fight with her!
Su Xiaomeng, who had spent six or six years rolling up his sleeves and wanting to teach a lesson, didn't take a few steps but heard Mu Rong say slowly: "As a teacher, I always think that apprentices should be very heavy, after all, apprentices must eat ten bowls per meal, but I didn't expect apprentices to be so light!" “
Then Hua Murong seriously touched Su Xiaomeng's thin arms and legs, and commented seriously: "It's really thin, and it feels very good." ”
Hua Liuliu's eyeballs are about to fall to the ground!
Feelings which are mutually violating??? What about the pure and innocent Mu Rong God who said good???
Hua Liuliu was so shocked that he didn't react in one breath, but he saw Su Xiaomeng instantly wave his little arm and punch his master, and then felt that it was not symmetrical and immediately made up for it!
That movement is so neat! Before Mu Rong could react, he was punched twice!
Su Xiaomeng, should I say that you are tough or tough or tough?
So Hua Liuliu saw Mu Rongshangshen, who had never even had dark circles on his face, and his eyes were actually covered with black and purple black green, like a panda, looking at the seeping people!!
Hua Liuliu was frightened by Su Xiaomeng's violent behavior, and ran away without even picking up the medicinal materials that fell on the ground!
However, Su Xiaomeng regretted it very spinelessly after beating her own master very majestically!
She beat Mu Rong to the gods! She actually beat Mu Rong Shangshen! She actually beat the Mu Rong God who could destroy her with a wave of her little hand!
Su Xiaomeng felt that her future was dark. Legend has it that Mu Rong will repay the gods, and if you touch his hair, he can cut off your head!
Su Xiaomeng beat Mu Rong's eyes! Will the god Mu Rong pull out his eyeballs and step on them as a cannon?
Looking at his master's handsome face that was darker than ink, Su Xiaomeng shamelessly coaxed!
Just as he was thinking about how to make Mu Rong happy, he saw a snow-white rabbit appear in his field of vision, and then the bold rabbit ate the medicinal herbs scattered on the ground without fear.
Su Xiaomeng's eyes rolled, she made a plan in her heart, and hurriedly coaxed her master: "Master, have you ever eaten barbecue?" ”
Everyone knows that Mu Rong is a god who will be rewarded, but few people know that Mu Rong is a rare foodie!
He can put down the small mirror that he holds anytime and anywhere in order to eat, he can give away the treasures he collects to others in order to eat, and he can even take it by force in order to eat!
So Mu Rong easily forgave Su Xiaomeng and gave her a chance to make up for her mistakes, that is, to invite him to eat barbecue!
Su Xiaomeng got up from the arms of the cheap master and approached the stupid rabbit with a huge fat hand.
Who would have thought that the fat rabbit was so smart, and before Su Xiaomeng could get close to it, it picked up a medicinal herb and ran away!
Su Xiaomeng couldn't chase and chase, and seeing his master sitting stupidly on the side and not helping to help, Su Xiaomeng was anxious: "Master, come and catch the rabbit!" Otherwise, there is no food left! ”
Hua Murong stood up lightly, brushed the black hair between his ears, and shook his snow-white little hand, and the fat rabbit was spelled and stayed in place!
The master really deserves to be the first beauty in the heavenly realm, and he can even catch a rabbit so elegantly, Su Xiaomeng admires it very much!
Then Su Xiaomeng picked up the stupid rabbit that was motionless, went to the kitchen to get spices and kitchen knives, and instigated the master to go to the back mountain and eat the legendary barbecue!
Do you think they'll be able to eat the roast bunny and ice it off? No!
In fact, when it was time to flesh that stupid rabbit, Hua Murong dropped the chain very unreliably!
Su Xiaomeng held down the fat rabbit with her left hand, and raised the kitchen knife with her right hand and was about to fall, but at the critical moment, she heard Mu Rong's god "Oops!" With a cry of pain, Su Xiaomeng's hand shook and almost cut off her own hand, but when she turned around, she saw that the legendary Murong Shangshen, who was not afraid of heaven and earth, was picking up his sleeves to cover his face, looking like he couldn't see blood.
Is this really the Mu Rong God who single-handedly challenged the Great Beam of the Demon Realm in the Immortal and Demon War? For Mao is less daring than her?
Hua Murong saw Su Xiaomeng stop and look at him, and said curtly: "It's hard to help yourself for the teacher, it's hard to help yourself, you continue, you continue to ......"
Su Xiaomeng rolled her eyes and continued the unfinished action just now, it was the critical moment when the knife fell, only to hear Mu Rongshangshen exclaim again: "Ah! It hurts! ”
Su Xiaomeng really wanted to slap her master on the wall, but she couldn't pick it off!
I'm not afraid to kill the rabbit here, what's the matter with you screaming in pain?
So Su Xiaomeng turned her head again and stared at her master maliciously, a suspicious pink floated across Hua Murong's fair face, and she said as if she couldn't speak...... For the teacher...... Feeling...... I can't help myself......"
Master, you are the only remaining god of eternity! What winds and waves haven't you seen? Are you still afraid of killing rabbits? Don't be afraid of being laughed at by God when you say it!
In extraordinary times, Su Xiaomeng had no choice but to use a killer move!
Su Xiaomeng suddenly pointed behind Hua Murong and shouted in surprise: "Master, look! There's a flying saucer! ”
"Where? Where? Hua Murong reflexively looked back, only to see that the empty blue sky was still empty, and there was not even a bird, so how could there be any flying saucer? When he turned around, he saw that Su Xiaomeng had already cut off the rabbit's neck with a knife in his hand.
The poor rabbit's bright red eyes widened as if he were dead, his fat little legs twitched slightly, and the scarlet blood flowed and flowed......
The picture here is too bloody, and the friendship is mosaic...... Don't thank me, my name is Lei Feng......
Hua Murong let out a pig-killing scream and fainted.
Su Xiaomeng was momentarily stunned, how ...... was her master Frail......
Hua Murong was woken up by a fragrance that he had never smelled before, and when he opened his misty Danfeng eyes, he saw Su Xiaomeng sitting next to the fire roasting rabbits with his hands and feet.
Hua Murong was stunned by Su Xiaomeng's technique!
How many rabbits you have to kill to be so proficient! Hua Mu looked at his apprentice's little hands steadily, and the more he looked at it, the more bloody he felt.
Su Xiaomeng's little hand flipped over, and Hua Murong's little heart trembled.
Then the bloody little hands handed him a string of rabbit legs, and Su Xiaomeng smiled with crooked eyebrows: "Hurry up and eat master, it's not delicious if it's cold!" “
Seeing Su Xiaomeng gnawing with relish, Hua Murong hesitantly put the rabbit leg to his mouth, took a tentative bite, and then his eyes lit up as if he had been stimulant!
He swore he hadn't eaten such a delicious barbecue in more than 30,000 years!
Su Xiaomeng looked at her master eating very happily, raised her little face and said unexpectedly: "Master, is the roast rabbit meat delicious?" “
Hua Murong replied slurred while eating, "Hmm...... Delicious......"
Wait a minute!
Hua Murong suddenly reacted in hindsight, it seems that the heavenly realm does not allow rabbits, right? The only rabbit was the one in the Guanghan Palace......
Could this be ...... Moon???!!!