Lanza: "Hey, hey, a new day begins!"

Bai Chibane: "What's that!"

- Opening music

[Your head is round and round, like an apple in autumn, dare to pluck one, bazaar!] ]

Lan Fengling: "What, this, it's too noisy, who chose such an unreliable background music?" Hurry up and swap it out! ”

@君: "Change the yarn!" I chose it myself. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Lan Fengling: "What? Just kidding, isn't that the job of a sound engineer? ”

@君: "Have you been living in a dream all these months?" Because of unpaid wages, sound engineers have quit their jobs for a long time......"

Lan Fengling: "That's it...... But you don't have to choose such a strange background music, right? ”

@君: "It doesn't matter, it's just a background sound effect anyway." Besides, this song is a very famous ballad. ”

Lan Fengling: "Impossible, it's a lie."

@君: "Cut." I really don't know, I haven't heard of such a famous song "Lift Your Skull", I despise you. ”

Lan Fengling: "Die, you, believe it or not, I slapped you into the wall, and I couldn't pick it out!"

@君: "Don't do it! Everyone is a civilized person, what can't you say well, don't hold the microphone so high! ”

Lan Fengling: "Hmph." It's about to start, and in a while the late-night broadcasts won't be for you. ”

@君: "Am I easy, I haven't had time to eat a boxed lunch......"

@君: "Ahem, welcome to listen, your moon and his heart, I am your @ Jun, old friend."

Lan Fengling (covering her face): "It's incoherent...... How do I feel that the IQ of the people of the whole country has been lowered by you, and I will apologize to the people of the world! ”

@君: "? …… It's really sorry to lower the IQ of the people of the whole country, but why apologize to the people of the world? It doesn't make sense. ”

Lan Fengling: "No complaints, hurry up and continue broadcasting!"

@君 (nodding, smiling): "Do you remember me?"

Lan Fengling: "Puff...... Of course not, who will remember a guy like you who doesn't even have a serious name! ”

@君: "You guy! Didn't you say you wouldn't complain, what are you doing, teasing me? ”

Lan Fengling: "Haha, don't mind, I really couldn't help it just now?" You go on, go on, I promise I won't laugh at you anymore. ”

@君: "Really? All right...... I'm everyone's old friend @Jun, do you remember me? ”

Lan Fengling: "Hahahahahahaha

@君: "I knew it was a mistake to believe you, I was so stupid."

Lan Fengling: "Don't, I promise, you continue, I promise not to laugh, haha......"

@君: "Please don't laugh before you say this?" It's not convincing at all! ”

Lan Fengling: "Hmm. You go ahead. ”

@君: "That's—"

Lan Fengling: "Hahahahahaha~~"

@君: "Just laugh, you really don't have the slightest sympathy, since you build your own joy on the pain of others, but you won't have this chance in the future."

Lan Fengling: "What's the matter?"

@君: "Hehe, hard work pays off, after my many applications, a certain indescribable guy has agreed to my request to change my name, and I will also be a person with a name in the future, don't think about looking down on me anymore."

Lan Fengling: "It's really fake, why don't I believe it, is there any evidence?"

@君: "Of course, look at this piece of paper, it's my new name."

Lan Fengling: "Oh? Let me see...... Puff, haha, I knew that guy wouldn't be so kind, and sure enough, this name is even funnier than your current one, it's so casual. ”

Mr. F: "You are jealous, if you have the ability, you can also ask him to help you change your name."

Lan Fengling: "Jealousy? Just you? F-kun? Don't make people laugh out of their big teeth. ”

Mr. F: "It's obviously jealousy, but you still don't admit it, you're really stingy."

Lan Fengling: "Stingy? Who do you say, I'm going to be jealous of you calling the freak name F-kun? You're letting yourself kick your head, right? ”

Mr. F: "I'm also a person with a name now, you speak with respect, don't you notice that I'm different now?" Keep your eyes open and look closely, even this dialog box in front of me is different from you, you want to bully me like before."

Lan Fengling: "I'm speechless, it's so infuriating, the brain is a good thing, I hope you can have one."

Mr. F: "Whatever you say, I'm a person with status anyway."

Lan Fengling: "Return your identity, you can have an ID card at most." Don't say I don't take care of you, come, eat this walnut to replenish your brain. ”

Mr. F: "Thank you! No, how could you be so kind, you're definitely lying to me, aren't you? Haha, I won't fool you."

Lan Fengling: "Who lied to you, don't kick your nose in the face!" You are a dog gnawing Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people. ”

Mr. F: "You still want to lie to me, I remember it, you have a problem with this walnut."

Lan Fengling: "Questions?" How I don't know. ”

Mr. F: "I saw it before, and you opened this walnut behind the door before."

Lan Fengling: "Yes, what's the problem."

Mr. F: "Hehe, although I don't read much, you can't fool me. You obviously want to harm me, how can you still make up for your brain with walnuts caught in the door, so I won't be fooled by you."

Lan Fengling (fists clenched with both hands): "Bah, you don't read much, you don't read at all, do you?" I really don't know what the circuit of your head looks like, and what a person has to be stupid to reach your level! ”

Mr. F: "They also say I'm stupid, it's really hateful, I'm so smart, they all say that my brain is as smart as a mobile phone."

Lan Fengling: "Return the phone, then are you in arrears or down!"

Mr. F: "That's wrong, I didn't owe money or shut down, but the fighter in the mobile phone, the ace machine in the torn chicken, PHS is also!"

Lan Fengling: "I'll take it, this is not as good as the old man's machine, can't you change the operating system?" Oh, I forgot, you don't support system upgrades at all, do you? What a mistake! ”

F-kun: "Ah, your name has changed, poof, changed! Ahh

Lan Xiufen: "It's changed, what has it become, don't laugh!" Tell me! ”

F-kun: "Don't get excited, your name has changed again."

Lan Cuihua: "What? What are you looking at, don't be stunned by this pimple? ”

Mr. F: "The accent has changed!"

Lan BABY: "Wow, wow, wow."

Mr. F: "Damn, you've become a baby, hey, don't pounce on me!" I'm not your mother, snot, don't rub it on me!"

Lan Fengling: "Uh, it's really good to finally change back, some indescribable guy is really crazy!" Don't be disciplined, forget it, now is it to destroy the whole character? ”

F-kun: "I'm really sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't plan to watch it, but I didn't expect that there were still people waiting, and I died of shame."

Lan Fengling: "The ghost is on the body!"

F-kun: "Girl, curiosity kills the cat, let's see how it feels like to be completely destroyed, hahaha......

Lan Fengling: "I have a bad premonition......