Chapter 176: The Witch and the Pig Are Compatible Too

"So, the most important thing at the moment is ......"

"Vomit ......"

"Can't you concentrate on listening to people?"

"Vomit ......"

"Damn. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 Info: My iron fist of justice is always ready. Lansa raised her fist viciously, looking at White Red Feather with a menacing gaze.

"I don't want to...... But...... ...... vomit," Bai Chiyu opened his mouth to argue, but as soon as he was halfway through speaking, the pain in his stomach made him retching and crouching down.

(It's just death, I really shouldn't have eaten her food.) It's been a night, and the stamina is still so great......)

"Hmph, I'm too lazy to care about you." Lansha went on to herself:

"According to the information I heard, all the thermal power station elves are now concentrated near the Forbidden City in this country, and if we want to find out what the hell they are doing, I think we need to go in and investigate."

Lansha looked at him with her peripheral eyes, and her words were not spoken in a soliciting tone.

"What do you think?"

"You're not going to listen to me, are you? In that case, why should you bother to ask? Bai Chiyu stood up slowly against the wall.

"Well, it's routine." Lansha said flatly.

"Okay. But if it's a place where enemies gather, it should be difficult to sneak in, right? Bai Chiyu whispered his question.

Lansa was stunned for a moment, then magically took it out of nowhere and put on a pair of round-rimmed sunglasses.

"Like this...... It's okay to disguise yourself as a tourist. ā€

She said so, and then out of nowhere, she took out a sunhat and fastened it on her head.

"That's definitely what you just thought, right? Don't be so casual, and it's weird that there are tourists running around at this time of crisis, right? ā€

Bai Chiyu opened the news software on his mobile phone and shook the real-time news of "Fire vs Water, Ultimate Armageddon" pushed on it in front of Lansha's eyes.

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Husband, I'm really happy to travel. Let's come here next year.

That's right, let's take some time out to travel in the future. The round-the-world trip I promised you when I got married, and it's time to fulfill it.

So you haven't forgotten...... This...... Husband!

Wife!

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"Show your affection so much that you don't go out to show! You're definitely looking at the time, aren't you? Who would believe the excuse that happened to pass by our door! ā€

Bai Chiyu suddenly pushed open the half-hidden door and yelled, startling the couple who passed by the door and handed out dog food.

However, the couple did not walk away immediately, but shook their heads very tacitly, looked at Bai Chiyu with sympathetic eyes, and then sighed lightly at the same time.

Bai Chiyu, who reacted, looked embarrassed, and hurriedly retreated into the room and closed the door heavily.

(Oh no, what a faux pass just now.) It's supposed to be considered mentally ill, right? )

Lanza, who watched him stupid, pound her chair and laugh.

"It's an idiot. But now, you can understand how reasonable it is for us to disguise ourselves as tourists and blend in. ā€

How so? Something is completely wrong! Why are my chances of meeting strange people so high?

And at a time when war is on the verge of breaking out, why are tourists from the two countries still able to travel freely?

The smiles of those people on the street are too deliberate, right? What about the sense of crisis? Where did the crisis go?!

It's so weird!

Taking a deep breath, Bai Chiyu controlled his emotions and persuaded Lansha to give up this unrealistic idea in a calmest tone as much as possible.

"Even if it's not unreasonable to disguise yourself as a tourist, when the Forbidden City here gathers fire-fired power station spirits from all over the world, tourists will definitely not be allowed to go there, right?"

Bai Chiyu said confidently, but he didn't expect the voices of the previous couple to come from outside the door again.

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Husband, the Forbidden City here is really beautiful! It's also free for tourists, so it's really kind.

I think so too, and I'm so grateful to the people who suggested that we come here.

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The locked door was slammed open by White Akabane.

"Why haven't you stupid couple left yet!"

He yelled.

Husband, this person has a brain disease, right?

The wife hid in her husband's arms and looked at Bai Chi Yu with a frightened expression.

Why are you like this, what is hindering you from our husband and wife's speech, can you not hinder us?

The husband said angrily.

I'm sorry.

Bai Chiyu lowered his head amid the other party's reprimand.

Really, be careful next time.

The husband didn't seem to want to affect the mood of the trip because of the quarrel, but just said a few words to him without any pain, and then pulled his wife away.

"You don't have anything to say now, we can pretend to be tourists and go to the Forbidden City to reconnoiter the situation this afternoon." Lansha walked out of the room, putting her hand on his shoulder and smirkingly said.

Clapping the other party's hand, Bai Chiyu whispered resignedly:

"Do whatever you say, I don't care......"

"Alright," Lansha immediately decided. "Let's disguise ourselves as a traveling lady and her servant and get in."

As soon as Bai Chibane, who was already indifferent, heard this, he immediately shouted [no] and turned around.

"I can't agree with this setting, can't it be more ordinary?"

"I can't help it," Lansha scratched her cheek and snapped her fingers as if she had a good idea.

"I thought of it. How about the traveling witch and her pigs? ā€

"Don't you think there's anything wrong? Where is this ordinary? And why am I always positioned below you? ā€

"Cut." Lanza gave him a disgruntled look. "I really don't have an idea, isn't there a witch in the whole world? Pretty ordinary, right? ā€

"It's not ordinary! And why am I a pig? Witches and pigs don't match at all, do they? It's normal to be a black cat. ā€

Lansha pouted and said, "Yes, the black cat is indeed a bit more compatible with the witch. ā€

Speaking of this, she glanced at Bai Chiyu and said in a regretful voice.

"But you don't look like a cat at all, and you'll be spotted when you walk down the street."

"It's not a pity, and it's not just a cat, but I'll be recognized by people if I say I'm a pig, and I don't have anything in common at all!"

"Is that so?" Lanza crooked her neck.

"That's it." Bai Chiyu said it again for sure.

"But isn't there 83% genetic similarity between humans and pigs?"

"That's not going to be like that! Even if the difference is only 1%, it is completely two species. ā€

"It's a nuisance. Then just say that you are buying a new variety of pig that comes with ice cream, and then all the problems will be solved! I'm a genius. ā€

Lansha straightened her small chest and said triumphantly.

"So I gave it as a gift...... Wrong! That's not the point! I'm human! O one who wipes and pinches! ā€

"Don't worry about this little thing, those who do big things are not informal." Lansha completely ignored his words, "Let's do it, and you can show the vitality you have eaten!" ā€

"Don't take the question of other people's species as a trivial matter, and if you eat it, you won't be able to move at all, right? Where does the vitality come from! Bai Chiyu's complaint was uttered reflexively without thinking at all.

Hearing Bai Chiyu's complaints, Lansha was silent for a minute, and finally said in a serious tone: "I said, do you feel that there have been more complaints recently, and the plot has been delayed again and again, is this really good?" ā€

Hearing this heavy topic, Bai Chiyu was also stunned.

He had no idea that Lanza would ask such a question.

After thinking for a few seconds, Bai Chiyu replied with a smile, "Hasn't it always been like this?" ā€

"Yes." Lansha nodded in agreement with what he said, "Then keep working hard and complain all the way to the end!" ā€

"Oh !!!oh oh A group of extras yelled hard, completely stealing the limelight from Bai Chiyu.