At half past four in the morning, in the East District, the boys' dormitory of Yizhihua College. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

After a sophomore boy was killed again in the God of War Alliance, he picked up the mobile phone on the computer desk and shook it, and muttered: "Daxin, Daxin, let me shake it to a senior sister, senior sister is fine." ”

After shaking it for a while, he looked at the results, brother is very strong, male.

Gotcha, keep shaking. Women should know how to love themselves, women, faces over 40 years old.

I rub it and don't shake it.

When he retreated to the Daxin page, his eyes narrowed slightly: "Hey, the funny video that Xiaoqiang kid shared? ”

Over the years, there have been more people sharing funny videos, and while many of them aren't funny, sometimes one or two good ones can be found.

Judging from the title of the Gospel for Women, the Divine Comedy "Sanitary Napkins", maybe it's not bad?

Click on the video, in the picture, the white wall is the base, in front of the old sofa, a young man wearing a white shirt and a black woolen coat sings. Although he doesn't want to admit it, he is still a little more handsome than himself.

At this time, Le Yifan's whole body was rhythmic, his hands and ten fingers were spread, and he shook with the rhythm: "Use sanitary napkins quickly, hum haxi, use sanitary napkins quickly, hum haxi." Menstruating people should remember that side leakage is invincible! Whoever has a large flow and is prosperous! Use sanitary napkins quickly, hum ha, use sanitary napkins quickly, hum haha. If I have the opportunity to come again, not a drop on the side will be leaked, and the whole body will be fragrant! Use sanitary napkins, huh! I defend with tired pants, huh! Nice roundhouse kick! ”

At the end of the video, the sophomore boy was confused.

In shock, I watched it again, full screen. The head involuntarily followed the rhythm of Le Yifan's movements.

"Menstruating people should remember that the side leak is invincible! Ha, so handsome. ”

After the second time, he quickly got up and turned on the light, and turned to the three sleeping roommates and roared loudly: "Sleep you are paralyzed, get up and listen to the Divine Comedy!" ”

"Grass, the lazy sleep on the last weekend before the winter break, you make a hammer."

With a roar of dissatisfaction, the three boys got up.

When I opened a cool video on my computer, the four boys were collectively confused.

After looking at it three times in a row, the four of them glanced at each other, and then they all had a common look.

The next moment, they jumped up with Le Yifan in the video, and began to roar in their mouths: "Use sanitary napkins quickly, hum ha!" Use sanitary napkins quickly, hum hah. Menstruating people should remember that side leakage is invincible! Whoever has a large flow and is prosperous! ”

The original song "Nunchuck" is strictly rock pop, with a standard 44 beats and a very popular rhythm.

Although foreign rap elements are added, this "Sanitary Napkin" is adapted from the chorus part of "Nunchuck" with strong memory points, commonly known as high tide, plus the pop book is known for its simplicity and ease of communication. Therefore, the current four college students can still learn.

At the same time, the lights were turned on in the dormitories of the entire boys' dormitory building one after another, and the roars became more and more neat.

After a while, a high-pitched female chorus appeared in the dark sky: "Use sanitary napkins quickly, hum ha!" Use sanitary napkins quickly, hum hah. Menstruating people should remember that side leakage is invincible! Whoever has a large flow and is prosperous! ”

Like a spark, the lights quickly illuminate the entire Eastern District.

The West District, Renhe District, Maiyi, Yanbian, 3 districts and 2 counties, Yizhihua, a third-tier city, is completely crazy.

The chorus that is getting bigger and bigger and more excited is unified by the divine comedy "Sanitary Napkins".

Not only that, but people are crazy about propaganda through various channels such as buckles, Doudou, Dabo, and Daxin.

In order to become famous by the way, someone directly pointed out that Le Yifan was a vegetable student in a hot pot restaurant.

Similarly, Le Yifan sang ten times in a row, and the spread of the ten original websites was for the whole country.

Therefore, his former classmates, colleagues or relatives, everyone who knew him was crazy.

The night owls and night wanderers in Wuchuan, Hangzhou, Narrowzhou, Xiahai, Yanjing, Internet cafes and other places are crazy.

Video sites such as a little cool, Qiandu, Daxin, and cool and various types of communication sites are spreading wildly.

What's more, by 5 a.m., all the major websites were paralyzed, and the click-through rate was incalculable!

And the various media are crazy, and they are immediately ready to leave for Yizhihua.

Although Huaxia opened up the low-altitude fields of several cities a few years ago, this has very special conditions.

Therefore, if you want to fly a plane directly, it can only be the plot of the movie, or abroad. However, they can also take ordinary flights, bullet trains, cars, anyway, whatever means of transportation is the fastest and most convenient, they can use whatever they want.

At this time, all the police and fire departments of Yizhihua were dispatched, and even applied for support.

Because I learned that Le Yifan actually lived in a small rented house, more than thousands of people had already blocked the door and kept vigil.

Because of Le Yifan, this small city is completely on fire, and it is on fire!

It was not only the media and police stations that were dispatched, but also the heads of major sanitary napkin brand groups across the country who were awakened.

With this trend of breaking the world record in Dals, Le Yifan has become famous, as long as he is asked to endorse his sanitary napkins, the sales of the absolute will increase significantly.

This is a moment of reshuffling of the sanitary napkin market, this is a great opportunity to kill opponents, the key is Le Yifan!

Be sure to find him as an endorsement! Close the door and put the tender mold!

The major brokerage companies are boiling!

Although the song "Sanitary Napkin" sung by Le Yifan is very simple, the lyrics are not nutritious.

However, there are many Chinese people, and their ability to appreciate complex music is also limited. With his temperament and appearance, as long as he packages it a little and arranges dozens of saliva songs for him, he will soon be popular all over the country, and the money will be in hand.

Be sure to sign him! Close the door and put the tender mold!

The star world trembled!

Sanitary napkin advertising endorsements, to be honest, have always been a painless source of income. The basic ones who do this are female stars, and the attention and response are like the effect of toothpaste, toothbrush, milk tea, and chewing gum advertisements.

In Huaxia, as long as it is famous, it is a tool for scraping money. Regardless of whether you have the ability or not, anyway, endorsements, TV series, variety shows, albums, records, concerts, you have the opportunity to use them, and those who come will not refuse!

If this Le Yifan can't hold it, then the new generation of superstars is rising!

With fame, his farts are all fragrant, and he is full of fragrance! Hum! Use sanitary napkins now!

Don't understand the seven-tone scale, 24 tones, and dare to sing an album without knowing anything about music theory? No problem, famous!

Dare to act in a movie if you don't know acting? No problem, famous!

Dare to publish a book if you don't know literature? No problem, famous!

If you don't know an instrument, you dare to be a judge of a music program? No problem, famous!

Under the propaganda of the top masters of the Chinese network of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, the world was shocked!

Not only Huaxia, but all major video websites around the world have broken dozens of records, and single-point comments, barrages, voices, etc. are growing the fastest! Not one of them!

American YouTube-Quick-use-sanitary-napkin, hum ha!

French Dailymotion - à—l'aide—d'une—serviette—hygiénique, hum ha!

Russian Rutube – быстро—использовать—санитарно–гигиенических—салфеток, hum ha!

Japanese niconico - トイレットタオルを早く使う,Hum haxi!

……

The sounds of nature are infinite, and onomatopoeia is a vocabulary that mimics the sounds of nature, which is an ingredient of all languages in the world.

Because this requires the interpretation of the listener's ears and brain, the identification of subjective sound sense, and the simulation and decoding of the phonemic system of one's own language.

So, like ah, oh, uh, hiss, ding, knock, hum, huh, all of these things do.

On the other hand, the world is also pinyin, because pinyin is nature.

The tone of the language, the pitch of the voice, the priority of the tone and the modulation of the tone are the earliest music, that is, the tunes of the language.

For example, to sing in English and use sanitary napkins, hum haxi, that is, cough up oil and gnaw on credit, hum haha!

French, ahhh

Spanish, splashing waves can't resist the cheeks, hum ha!

Korean, the divine power of Baal is afraid to use, hum ha!

Thai, can't lock the stage, hum ha!

To put it simply, just as "Happy Birthday to You", one of the three popular English songs, can become famous, tonight's "Sanitary Napkins" is sung all over the world!

Dance the world! Yifan, popular! Rise strong!

At this time, Le Yifan slept very sweetly in the small rented house, turning left and right, without side leakage!