In the Jiajiafu supermarket, in the sanitary napkin area, two female saleswomen in their 20s are whispering. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Xiaomei, have you noticed the handsome guy wearing a black woolen coat and a white shirt?"

"Noticed. However, he has been wandering around sanitary napkins, pads, and sanitary napkins, and I'm afraid he doesn't know which one to use. ”

"He's still hanging around with sanitary pants, do you think he has a psychological problem or is he buying it for his girlfriend?"

"He's so handsome, and his eyes are so deep, I believe he bought it for his girlfriend. He was embarrassed, though. ”

"Shall we help him, then?"

"Forget it, he'll be more nervous in the past."

At this time, Le Yifan, who had been going around for more than a dozen laps, was also a little anxious.

Approaching the Chinese New Year, there were many people in the supermarket, and after a long time, I was stunned that I didn't find a suitable opportunity.

The most important thing is that I really don't know what this sanitary napkin is about.

I was going to go to a small shop to buy it, but there are two small shops nearby, and both of them are women's owners, so why am you embarrassed to ask?

Seeing that a lot of time had been wasted, Le Yifan also decided to let it go.

If this tension and embarrassment can't be overcome, then how to sell 30 billion packs of sanitary napkins? If you can't sell it, you may be castrated!

Regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one, he walked up, and in the slightly surprised eyes of the two female guests, he took a pack of each different package, day and night, thin and ultra-thin.

Immediately, he went to the shelf next to him and took two sizes of sanitary pants.

When it was his turn to settle the bill, a female cashier scanned the code and said with a smile: "Little brother, seeing that you are so young, your girlfriend should be very young, right?" This tampon is generally used by foreign or mature women. Use pads in less and sanitary napkins in more amounts, and your girlfriend didn't tell you? ”

With a sneer, Le Yifan's face was a little hot.

Fortunately, in the 21st century, there are still many men who buy sanitary napkins for their girlfriends, and people are not surprised.

Finally, he breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the things being packed into a black bag.

I didn't ask for a dime of change, and after settling the bill, he just felt a little deserted and fled.

After a while, he returned to the Four Seasons Hotel.

After handing the things to Su Xiaoqian in the bathroom, he was completely calm.

Listen to the sound of Suo Suo in the bathroom, and even the sound of water from the shower, and the looming shadow on the glass door.

In order not to let himself be cranky, Le Yifan began to change the topic: "Xiaoqian, go to my house and I'll give you something to eat in a while?" ”

Su Xiaoqian replied: "It's better to go out to eat, it's convenient, and I'll go to your house next time." ”

When all this was done, Le Yifan took Su Xiaoqian to a small restaurant to eat a simple three-dish and one-soup, and then went to the movie to compensate. Finally, I went to the mall for a few more laps.

By the time Su Xiaoqian was sent back to the company's dormitory, it was already 10 o'clock in the evening. And Le Yifan also returned to the rental house.

The rented house is a two-bedroom second bedroom in an old red brick complex, located on the first floor, which is convenient for getting around. The master bedroom next to it is used by the landlord as a mahjong parlor.

I don't like to live in a company dormitory, I don't like to share a room with a man, and I have to write novels. So, he found it, and the price is relatively fair. 400 yuan a month, the landlord guarantees the water and electricity bills, plus a separate bathroom.

Of course, the most important thing is to have the opportunity to bring each girlfriend here to experience the hardships of life, and after getting acquainted, you don't have to go to the hotel to waste money. After all, thrift is a traditional virtue.

The whole bedroom is clean and tidy, and the walls are painted with white paint. Except for the fact that there is a massage parlor directly across the window, which is open until 3 or 4 a.m. every night, the environment here is quite quiet.

After turning on the computer, Le Yifan is playing music on the Internet and experiencing the changes in different fields after the world is inverted.

Sure enough, many of those well-known world famous songs, pop classics, and even garbage songs are gone.

Instead of continuing to pay attention to this aspect, after thinking about it for a while, he began to look for information about sanitary napkins.

The number of women aged 14-49 in China is stable at about 360 million, and the potential market demand in the country is about 64.8 billion tablets based on an average of 5 days of each menstrual period and 3 times a day.

Day, night, and wet wipes are counted together, and on average, there can be 20 pieces in a pack. 64.8 billion tablets are converted into whole numbers, which is 3 billion packs.

In order to sell 30 billion packs of sanitary napkins, even if you occupy 3 billion packs of sanitary napkins in China every year, it will take 10 years to complete the shortest time.

300 million cups of milk tea dare to claim to circle the earth, and 30 billion packs of sanitary napkins are 100 circles. A pack of 20 pieces, that's 2000 laps.

One sanitary napkin is equivalent to the length of two cups of milk tea, which is 4,000 laps.

Take the whole number according to the artistic exaggeration, that's 10,000 circles, I'll go!

But what commodities can have a 100% market share? No, never. For example, selling noodles, how many merchants are millions?

In the same way, there are many sanitary napkin raw material factories, finished product manufacturers, distributors, etc., covering a variety of channels.

Dealers alone, in addition to small brands, there are about 15 big brands active in the Chinese market - Su Fei, Shu and Shuang, Shuang and Mei, Mei and Le, Jie Erle, Jiao and Ya, Jiao Hua, Zhen Mei Le, Zhen Mei Ya, Ya Jiesi, Flower Girl, Nine Degrees Space, ppt, ppc, B, one, one (than a bowl).

Therefore, he concluded that Huaxia is not enough to sell, and must be sold to the world. Otherwise, it will sell sanitary napkins for a lifetime.

Five hours later, he came up with a solution that seemed to work.

After finishing here, he went to the kitchen to try out his noodle picking skills. As it turned out, the noodles really learned! And very skilled!

When he was full, he started to work, found ten video sites to register, and he began to record videos.

The first stop, a little cool video site, which is the number one website in the country.

According to the operation process on Qiandu and various forums, after turning on the camera, looking at himself in the computer, Le Yifan decided to break the boat.

Rubbing his throat, his eyes were condensed, his expression was correct, and he sang seriously and seriously: "Use sanitary napkins quickly, hum haxi, use sanitary napkins quickly, hum haxi." Menstruating people should remember that side leakage is invincible! Whoever has a large flow and is prosperous! Use sanitary napkins quickly, hum ha, use sanitary napkins quickly, hum haha. If I have the opportunity to come again, not a drop on the side will be leaked, and the whole body will be fragrant! Use sanitary napkins, huh! Do I use? Pants defense, hum! Nice roundhouse kick! ”

Although he is not a musician yet, he has not been rewarded by Xiao Jiu's bullishness.

But the melody of the nunchuck is still remembered, and the advertising phrase is still remembered.

If you want to sell 30 billion sanitary napkins, you can only act as an agent! Agent for all sanitary napkin brands!

Isn't sales just a spelling of advertising ideas? I will let the world know that the sanitary napkin bombardment advertising campaign is now officially launched!

Now you don't have your own sales channels, so you need to improve your own fame, like a volcanic eruption!

Caring for women starts with me!

After confirming that it was correct, Le Yifan put a title on the video - the gospel of women, the divine comedy "Sanitary Napkin"!

Although a cool website does not allow advertising, Le Yifan firmly believes that there are many people who will help him do it.

At the same time, this is also the night of his own fate change, maybe tomorrow he will be laughed to death.

Everyone will say, look, that handsome guy sells sanitary napkins!

The second, third, and fourth stations, he sang them all over the ten websites.

When all this was done, he looked at the time, 4 o'clock in the morning. The massage parlor across the window, you know, is also lights out.

Looking at the somewhat dim sky, he smoked a cigarette. After smoking, he went to sleep.

Because the mood from last night to the present is extremely unstable, it is like experiencing a hundred years of vicissitudes, very tired.

It's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, let's sleep first!