Chapter 131: He can't do this kind of crazy thing
Before Shangguan Xiaotou took Yu Chengcheng to apologize to Shangguan Xiaoming, Su Xiaomeng had already asked Yu Chengcheng to "turn himself in". Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
At this time, Shangguan Xiaoming had already changed a way of seeking death and life, no longer hitting the wall with tofu, but pulling Shangguan Xiaotou's belt and about to hang it on the beam, Shangguan Xiaotou stopped Shangguan Xiaoming while covering her robe: "Sister, you can't think about it!" What should you do if you die, brother? ”
Shangguan Xiaoming stepped on the stool and threw the belt to the beam, but her arms were too short to shake it off.
However, Shangguan Xiaoming still insisted that she would be able to throw the belt up, so Shangguan Xiaoming sobbed while shaking the belt: "No, don't stop me, let me die, let me die......"
Yu Qicheng pressed the green tendons on his forehead and mustered up the courage to step into the door.
Su Xiaomeng laughed step by step in front of Hua Murong, Hua Murong looked at Su Xiaomeng laughing violently, and couldn't help asking, "Apprentice, what bad things have you done again?" ”
Look, how well her master knows her! At first glance, she smiled and asked not "what funny things happened", but "what bad things have you done again".
Su Xiaomeng shook her head with a smile, it is estimated that she told Hua Murong to listen, and Hua Murong couldn't find the point of laughter.
The person who can compare herself with Hongxing is stupid like this, and it is estimated that there is only one master in the whole world.
But Hua Murong didn't give up, Su Xiaomeng had to casually flicker: "Oh, it's just that I just saw a cat and a mouse fall in love." ”
Hua Mu Rong didn't believe it: "Nonsense, cats and mice are natural mortal enemies, how can the two of them give birth to love?" ”
As soon as he finished saying this, the little gray squirrel led a gray cat to Su Xiaomeng: "Master, I have my first love!" I'm in love with this cute little kitten! ”
Kittens? Are you sure it's a small ...... Kitty?
Su Xiaomeng and Hua Mu Rong stared at the gray cat who was obviously fat into a ball, and then looked at the little gray squirrel, this gap is big, can the cat swallow the little gray squirrel in one bite?
Well, love is blind, no, another blind one.
Su Xiaomeng raised her eyebrows, with an expression of "Look, what I said is true".
Hua Murong twitched the corners of his mouth, watching the little gray squirrel and the gray cat's big paw pull little paw and walk away sweetly and lovingly.
Then Hua Murong shook his head lightly and sighed: "As a teacher, I have only heard that love can transcend height, transcend weight, transcend age, transcend gender, and transcend nationality, but I have never heard that it can transcend race." ”
Su Xiaomeng patted Hua Murong's shoulder: "Master, you haven't heard much about it." In this era where even steamed buns can fall in love with steamed buns, what love is impossible to happen? ”
Hua Murong turned his head and looked at Su Xiaomeng with a strange expression: "Apprentice, as a teacher, remember, your real body seems to be a peacock." ”
So the question is, if Hua Murong and Su Xiaomeng get married, will they be born peacocks or gods?
Su Xiaomeng's hand on Hua Mu Rong's shoulder stiffened, and then Su Xiaomeng quickly withdrew her hand and raised her eyes to look at the sky: "Ah! The sun is so big today! ”
Hua Murong looked at Su Xiaomeng's eyes, and a bright moon hung high in the night sky.
The habit of talking nonsense in a serious way has not changed.
But Hua Murong didn't intend to expose this topic like this, after all, he was still very concerned about what kind of child he and his apprentices would give birth to in the future.
So Hua Murong also raised his eyes and looked at the top of his head: "Yes, the sun is so big today, so your real body is a peacock, right?" So...... "What will we be born of?"
Before Hua Murong finished asking, Su Xiaomeng suddenly pointed to the night sky and shouted, "Wow! Look, master! There's a flying saucer! ”
Hua Murong looked at the night sky where there were no stars except for the moon, and then opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Yes, there are flying saucers!" So, what is it that we ...... born?
However, before Hua Murong could finish asking, Su Xiaomeng had already raised her feet and ran away, only to hear Su Xiaomeng's voice coming from afar: "Master, it's time for dinner, hurry up and eat......"
Well, that's the end of the topic.
Hua Murong decided to go back to Murong Palace, and he must find out what the child born of the peacock and the god is.
In fact, there are many people who intermarry between the demon world and the god world, and the children born of monsters and immortals are generally in the form of monsters but have both demon power and divine power, which is much stronger than simple monsters and gods.
But the problem is that Hua Murong is not an ordinary god, he is an eternal god, a god born from heaven and earth, and no one knows what products will be born from the combination of gods and demons through the ages.
After all, Hua Murong is the only eternal god, and the first and last eternal god.
That's it, no matter what is born, it will not give birth to a ball of meat like Li Jing.
So Hua Mu straightened out his thoughts and followed Su Xiaomeng slowly.
Yu Allure regretted going to eat that meal, if he could turn back time, he would rather starve to death than eat Shangguan's meal.
Who said that the rich must eat and drink?
Look at the Shangguan family, how thrifty! For dinner, I drank porridge and a few salted fish, and the meal passed.
What a person who can live! What a thrifty man!
Although Hua Murong and Su Xiaomeng ate such a simple meal for the first time, they didn't say anything, after all, they ate and drank for nothing, and they ate everything they ate.
I can't stand it anymore, it's a fish! Fish! Fish! O his kind!
The salted fish was pickled very skillfully, and the body of the fish was slightly cocked, as if it jumped up from the water, but the eyes were staring at the boss, as if they were dead.
Yu Chengcheng was seen by the salted fish with guilt and heartache, guilt, as a fellow of the same kind, he actually let his compatriots suffer such a pickled, sun-dried cruel treatment, heartache, they actually wanted him to eat the corpse of his kind!
What a perverted mind! What a cruelty!
Yu Chengcheng clenched his chopsticks, and his eyes were a little red.
Mrs. Shangguan saw that Yu Chengcheng was bored with rice, so she took a piece of salted fish and put it in the bowl of Yu Chengcheng, and said with a loving face: "Just treat this place as your own home, don't see outside, just eat hard." ”
It's hard to eat...... This is his kind, how can he bear to put his mouth down, hey!
Yu Chengcheng resisted the urge to vomit and twitched the corners of his mouth fiercely.
Master Shangguan saw that his wife was serving Yuqiucheng with vegetables, and he also sandwiched a piece of salted fish and put it in the bowl of Yuqiucheng: "What Mrs. said is, son, eat it quickly!" ”
Eat quickly, what to eat, is it okay for him to observe a three-minute silence for his kind?
Yu Chengcheng twitched the corners of his mouth again.
Shangguan Xiaoming saw that Mrs. Shangguan and Master Shangguan were all eating for the fish, and as the little master of the Shangguan family, she should also do her best to be a landlord.
So Shangguan Xiaoming also followed and put a piece of salted fish in the bowl of Yucheng: "Daddy is right, eat it quickly." ”
One by one, let people live?
Shangguan Xiaotou saw that his sister didn't care about Yu Chengcheng's previous suspicions, and gave him vegetables, he couldn't help but be very happy, and also sandwiched a piece of salted fish for Yu Chengcheng: "Yes, Brother Chengcheng, hurry up and eat!" ”
Yu Chengcheng looked at the four salted fish piled up in his eyes, as well as the bulging fish eyes, he couldn't help but feel a sour stomach, covered his mouth and ran out of the door.
Vomit...... He really can't do such a crazy thing as eating his own kind...... (To be continued.) )